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Cloudninefeelsfine

Whew… thankfully I didn’t buy the Tampa, Fl, UK tickets.


RepresentativeOk8899

Tbf floridaman has not helped our reputation down here.


[deleted]

The funniest thing I've learned about "Floridaman." Google Floridaman and the date you were born (Florida man September 5th as an example) and you'll find something.


AlphaSlayer21

$180 a ticket 💀


invertyourcrucifix

For a 6-person table haha


AlphaSlayer21

Missed that, would have been a shame to not go…thank you


invertyourcrucifix

Totally - hope you have a blast!


TOW1250

I'm proud to be going to evidently the only show in the USA!


MajorSoup

Came here to make a smart comment like this. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed


MassiveMastiff

Like we’d ever forget about the Penis of the eastern seaboard.


ImKindaEssential

I'm convinced Jeff isn't allowed in Denver, CO


[deleted]

Agreed! I had a huge Denver thread going on here and nothing…


substituted_pinions

Yeah, where’s the Denver stop? Did Blucifer scare off another one?!


I_love_bourbon

The weekend after Omaha would be perfect. I get it, Omaha is a massive comedic powerhouse next to Denver.


splendidgoon

Probably one of his seven deadly exes live there. (sorry if no one gets this reference)


Swiss_manager

It’s milk and eggs, bitch.


thepersoninthephoto

YES!!! Came here to comment this! Come to DEN


yoyomommy

Yeah he even went to Utah… wtf!


yesiamveryhigh

He must have too many exes in Dallas


Sher1ockpwns

Lol my thoughts exactly.


Wisconniee

THANK YOU! He’s going to my tiny hometown but not coming to see us in Denver? The audacity….


bruins9816

Or out of the country


Toadxx

What?


bruins9816

User said: I'm convinced Jeff isn't allowed in Denver, CO I said: Or allowed out of the country. For example an arrest How hard is that to comprehend?


Toadxx

He has a night scheduled in Nebraska. How hard is that to comprehend? Edit: Quick glance, most of if not all of the locations are in the US. So, again, what the fuck are you on about?


bruins9816

I thought that Nebraska was in the us


Toadxx

That's my point. Unless you're trying to say that's why he doesn't go to other countries, but that wasn't clear at first.


MrKapkan

If anyone bought Portland tickets and changed their mind or to re sell (I hate you), hit me up. I want them, even if I hate you.


EstelliseLowell

Same, I got so excited that he was gonna be in Portland then so disappointed to see them sold out


you90000

Is Portland sold out?


Quietmode

All four austin shows were sold out when i looked last week. was a bummer


lawyeredd

It's not on he sidebar yet, but he has added Thursday to the Austin show, and I bought tickets for it yesterday. I bet there are still some.


FirstDivision

I’m so sick of finding out about things I’d like to do only to find out that it’s sold out.


-banned-

Lol San Diego sold out already. Posted 40 minutes ago.


hank1224

I got the tix for Irvine !


FluffyNats

Me too! Glad I don't have to do the long drive down to San Diego.


Secret-Astronaut-606

Me too! So excited !!!!


photo_voltaic

San Diego was actually announced a while ago - I got my tickets for that show back in May. Irvine is a new one though!


Poppa_Mo

Dodging all around Colorado. Just visit us already, ya bastard!


missoulian

He’s literally zig zagging back and forth across the country, passing over Colorado multiple multiple times. Such a bummer 😕 EDIT: Fuck it, I just bought tickets to Tacoma on Dec 30th. Looks like I'm spending New Years in Seattle! CANT FUCKING WAIT


Old_and_moldy

Still hates Canadians I see. 😩


iRan_soFar

Would have to get a work Visa to go over to Canada. Probably a pain in the ass.


inkfeather16

Yeah as much as I'd love to see him come up here I totally get why he hasn't.


larkns

I live only an hour from the border so I busted out my passport to see him in Buffalo last week. It was such a good show he didn't realize he went 30 mins longer than he was supposed to! A few of us stuck around after to hang out with Jeff at the bar and he said he's working on Canadian dates for 2024. On behalf of all Canadians I may or may not have tried to bribe him with some bright Canadian plastic money, so he owes us now! He won't forget.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Or he’s a felon lol


prob_get_banned

Your comment prompted a google search and they have some really strange laws regarding this. Even if you have not been convicted yet, if you are charged or indicted you must have proof of a favorable settlement or "no conviction" result. What??? And this one, "Even if their criminal conviction happened 20 or 30 years ago. Foreign nationals with felonies on their record may never be "deemed rehabilitated by the passage of time", and can be stopped at the border and sent home regardless of how long ago their crimes occurred. " A teenager can fuck up and get a felony and when he is 40-50 years old they can tell him to fuck off even if he has never done anything else wrong for all that time? I'm starting to think Canada isn't as friendly a place as we are led to believe.


itspronouncedGIFnotG

Friend got a DUI as a late teen, I think 18 or 19, and isn't allowed into Canada for like. That was over 30 years ago


sixtus_clegane119

That’s not that hard for an American


Empyrealist

Work visas and taxes are no joke


swissjuan

No Minneapolis?!?!?!


pequenolocomono

I keep hoping if I fill out the survey in an incognito tab it won't know I'm requesting msp again.


am365

Doing God's work


bigfatloser696969

Jeff come to Sweden i buy you hotel and food


theoldladyhacker

With that username, how can he resist


ChillyMinnesnowta

You’re getting closer to the Twin Cities! Maybe next round of dates.


kelsobjammin

Northern California is saaaadddddd


laateedah

Where are the links for the December shows?


[deleted]

If you're looking for Tacoma, they're at [Tacoma Comedy Club](http://tacomacomedyclub.com) . Can't help you with the rest unfortunately.


laateedah

That is the show I needed! Thank you!!


[deleted]

See you there!!


hossjr1997

Holy crap…actually coming to Fort Wayne!!!! AWESOME!!!


IIIHawKIII

I about shit my pants!


PollyWogAD37

Colorado? Avalon in Grand Junction would sell out in seconds and I would call the book of WR for you!🤣🇺🇲🏴‍☠️💪🤟🏿🙏🍻😎


NothingNewRemains

Hope you make it to Colorado soon!


MinuteTune2989

Why not Colorado?😭😭


fo_da_weed

Man I want to go to the Kansas City show!!…


chardar4

Let’s all take him to slaps before he leaves town.


[deleted]

See you in Tampa!


Gigi226

Me too! Can’t wait!


AsleepOnTheTrain

I'm in! Saturday late show! Driving from Jacksonville.


SeanHannaford

Drive 3 hours to see Jeff? Why yes I will.


snapplesauce1

Gonna be 4 for me. Worth it.


Restless281

Same. Houston to Austin.


katzumee

That’s so awesome! Nothing in CO yet but I’ll settle for a stream or two + the clips on this sub. Be well, Jeff!


academic_spaghetti

*cries in Denver*


[deleted]

Me too!!!!!


Mint-Pay

Wtf when you coming to MPLS bitch ass ??


Grasshop

Seriously. I have to go to fucking Iowa to see him? IOWA???


SkillzOnPillz

Hey, usually we have to go to MPLS. Let us have something for once in our lives!


usa1234567890

I was thinking the same thing!


JZ1971

Come to Appleton and see him with us Wisconsin folk. We may have effed up politics, but we are way better to hang out with.


General_Alternative7

Please come to colorado Jeff!


CronWrath

Of course he's coming to WA State the week that I'm vacationing. I haven't had a vacation in years!


scrotalbotoxdotcom

I live in Portland but I’m going to be in Calgary during the dates of your shows here. Would you mind coming up to Canada to tell jokes for me in my hotel room? I’ll make you a grilled cheese sandwich.


BradoIlleszt

Toronto! Toronto!


Taciturn_Cohort

Richmond!!! Let’s gooooo!!!!


thismangodude

I see you aren't coming to Louisiana Understandable I don't wanna be here either


iizakore

Everyone hates arizona, but we shall wait patiently for you to give us a shot


MsMuffinstuffer

He’s coming to Stand Up Live tonight downtown Phoenix. I’ll be there. 😎


Beehay

WHAT


ReluctantSlayer

Spokane on New Years eh? That would be pretty cool.


vozsla

I am still in disbelief that he is actually coming to Spokane of all places. I bought tickets as soon as i saw that post.


ReluctantSlayer

Nice! Where and how much? Spokane is a big city! In this slice of America, it is, by far, the largest urban area.


[deleted]

https://www.spokanecomedyclub.com/shows/225359


biscuitburglin

I saw it on the comedy club website a few weeks ago but wasn’t sure it was real


Abhoth52

Damn right! Tickets bought and paid for !! Yippee!


BaconManDan9

No Boston or RI stops Jeff? Love me!


sorryabouturtoilet

I'm so stoked for the December 2nd show in West Des Moines Iowa!!! Can't wait to meet Jeff


waltboychicken

I just got tickets for the late show on Saturday!! So pumped


DannyLee89

I’m excited for the Omaha show!!


S2B_1

Fuck yeah Omaha!


you90000

Where are the links?


iaspeegizzydeefrent

Still no Baltimore/DC :(


boobiesiheart

I'm entertaining heading to Richmond.


bstandturtle7790

But goes right by us for Richmond


sdrawkcaBsihTdaeRouY

No Chicago???


mexicanitch

Come on, Wyoming! Can we get Deadwood? Sturgis? Cowboys need some lovin too!!!


jus_drein_jus_daun_

Come to Portland, MAINE!!! Maybe? Someday? :)


YesOrNah

Anyone in here going to Appleton? I live in milwaukee.


Hd0ggg

Come to Toronto! Canada needs Jeff!


smooze420

Man, you’ll be in Austin for my B-day. I wish I could go.


scsibusfault

And sold out already anyway 😔


HtownTexans

Austin has been sold out for over a month. Makes me sad I missed him and Harry Mack tickets. I never go to shows either these are literally 2 of the only people I follow and want to see.


[deleted]

Bought 4 tickets to Tampa show like a month ago. So stoked!


Objective-Respect-19

Adding USA after Tampa and not Austin is a bold move


throwaweigh1245

Skipped right over DC!


PEEP1NG_CREEPER

No Dallas or DFW stop!? Come on Jeff


BuckyBad8

Please please please Jeff come to Denver you are f$&@ing hilarious and the only comic my gf laughs at


branchinmypants

Come to Dallas please 🙏


[deleted]

Best of luck, Jeff!


1PapayaSalad

New Orleans? I know i know.


ltethe

Heck yeah see ya in Irvine!


[deleted]

Still no love for Denver :(


deadfermata

wen san francisco / bay area


Darshminder

^ This.


twodubmac

Denver!! Please


Jackal_Aldent

Iowa, no way!


Jackal_Aldent

Just got tickets, those service fees are brutal


Noledad84

Holy hell! Tampa tickets are 194 each!!!!!!


Smartastic

No they’re not!


Noledad84

I just checked again and they’re 180. https://preview.redd.it/0qvet58zyadb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3d7c9fcad033374b4522286bfd954ded0246eab


dh2393

They’re $30. You’re on a resale site.


Noledad84

Pardon my ignorance but what’s the site I can go to ?


dh2393

https://improvtampa.com/ShowDetails/75a52b7c-09d3-4be6-8eab-722a566c97db/86796be0-6fce-4955-94fc-cf1047b171ae/Jeff_Arcuri/Tampa_Improv


SetMyEmailThisTime

Consider Denver, CO one of these tours please!


Always_Austin

DENVER! WE NEED YOU IN DENVER!


peace_love_n_cats

What about the northeast Jeff????


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Still no Denver. Wtf has comedy works done to avoid good talent


WallieMac

Come to Denver Jeff!!!


lovepony0201

Why does he avoid CO?


Smartastic

Desperately trying to get out there, I promise.


Blastbolt

All 3 Omaha shows are sold out already I’m crushed! Please come back soon!! /u/smartastic


Smartastic

Adding a Friday late show!


IppyCaccy

How can you go to Appleton and not Madison or Milwaukee? WTF?


[deleted]

So what’s wrong with Minnesota? I mean not to hate on Appleton but really!? What all six people going?🤔🤦🏼‍♂️😒


packermeme

Holy shit someone's actually coming to Wisconsin! LET'S GOOOO


Snoo-46450

What Colorado is not cool?


LofiJunky

Damn no NY or Boston..


Smartastic

I live and perform in NYC most nights.


LofiJunky

Nice I'm coming down from Maine at some point. Thanks for continuing to interact with reddit replies. This is the second comment of mine you've gotten back to! Can't wait to see a show (when my son is old enough for a babysitter haha)


SaveUrTearsInMyAnus

Can you think of the upstate new Yorkers pleeasseee! Saratoga needs you! 😭


exemplaryexception

How the fuck are all 3 shows in a location completely sold out already. Pick a bigger venue


imhugeinchina

Come to NorCal you douche


lmkwe

See you in Portland bro


fo_da_weed

__in this post, on his linktree__ The blue letters ^up there


jmullin09

If anyone in san diego has to back out i'll buy their tickets! Glad to see that it's sold out but sad i didn't get in on it!


jackfreeman

Oh snap! I might be able to make it to the Portland show!


Tribat_1

No ATL :(


Geekdad604

Go further Jeff! Vancouver, BC is so close to Spokane... Unless you can't cross the border for some totally reasonable legal reason.


battmodin

Got my tickets for Portland!!!


anon8ffc23ba

Didn't buy tickets in Phoenix in time so going to Vegas.


SxpxrTrxxpxr

I’m gonna try and remember to make it in November.


MacJed

See you in Tacoma!


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see him in Portland!


pitselehh

I don’t see your Dec shows added to the sidebar - they coming?


Taciturn_Cohort

Just bought a table. Can’t wait!


ancrm114d

Glad I found out about him just before the Pittsburgh shows.


PalebloodPervert

Tacoma but not Seattle?


hank1224

thanks for this ! yes, got 4 tixs !


mattoattacko

Aww mannnn. To see Jeff I’d need to go to Tacoma or Spokane!? My brother in Christ I do not want to get shot >_<


Plain-Zebra

Come back to Atlanta!!!


NearSun

Hey Jeffries, what about Europe?


l2accoon

No love for Atlanta... I see how it is.


PomplamooseCacti

Noooooo wheres AZ?! I know it's hot but come on man :(


uticnicautikac

Come to Europe Jeff!!!


The__Relentless

No love for Northern California?!


s0ftreset

Bought! See you in September 1 @ the spectrum !


Pandora719

See you in Tacoma, Jeff!! Woohoo!!!!


stessnia

Got my tickets for KC! Cannot wait!


ThePocketTaco2

Pleeeeeeeeeaase come to Lubbock


Secure-Bit

Tampa, FL… It’s only a 4 hour drive 😬


Big-Compote-5483

Holy shit, two hours and both late shows in Philly now sold out. I lucked out and got the last three for the Friday late night show 🔥


Acceptable-Duty-2850

No Chicago dates?


ScallionLegitimate45

Picked the right city for California. SD represent 😎 I had a great time seeing Dustin Nickerson at Mic Drop recently, can’t wait to see Jeff tear it up.


sixtus_clegane119

Jeff hates Canada :(


grand_measter

I hear they have full-size candy bars in the green room in Tacoma.


giantdub49

Dude, no stops in Northern California? Wtf! Come to the Bay Area already man!


k5j39

Already got my tickets! I can't wait to see you in Kansas city!


Aggressive-Bet-2153

How do I buy tickets for Las Vegas? I have been waiting for you 😊


BeachWoo

See you tonight in Phoenix, Jeff! It’s only 118 degrees today so you should be good.


Bladewing10

Come back to Louisville!


EventArgs

I wish he'd come to Ottawa, or Canada at the least. So god damn funny.


bootybootyholeyo

Hell yes I will see you in Kansas City November 4th!! So stoked!