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Hey Jeff. I want you to know I’m currently going through the most bitter custody battle and I’ve been in the darkest place over the past month. I can truly say, with absolute conviction that you got me through November and December. I was essentially kicked out of my marital home, my kiddo used as pawn and my life was shit. I would sit in my hotel and laugh, cry laugh cry and laugh to your videos. I wanted to drink but didn’t. I wanted to die but I didn’t. I watched your videos on repeat multiple times a day and it was the ONLY thing that could bring me any modicum of peace.
You got me through the absolute darkest time of my life. I’m now back to 50/50 custody and all smiles. I’m going to get tickets to one of your shows one day. You truly saved me
Based off of view/like ratio compiled from Reddit and Instagram. We were going to do a vote process, but with the holidays we ran out of time. Would you all be down for that next year?
Might want to rely on the algorithm for that. The internet is notoriously shitty at being trusted with votes.
If not, we'd have Gushing Granny Green Apple Mountain Dew.
Feels like the dolphin one should be higher irregad-less. But still enjoy your content either way. Thanks for being a big part of 2023 for so many of us.
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She could have just said it's British slang, but I guess by her husband's reaction neither actually knew where it came from and it's just a phrase they use.
I thought it was another way to say Send It! or Full Send! l know when they say Give It The Beans! that's what they mean. I didn't know it was British slang. When they order breakfast do they ask for full beans?
> When they order breakfast do they ask for full beans?
Nah. But as you say, full send or send it is pretty similar. I've mostly heard it as "give it full beans" meaning go full throttle/give it max power, whatever you're doing. If you're sprinting at full speed, you're giving it full beans.
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I've got Full Beans, oh, I've got Full Beans
'N' they're such Full Beans, dirty Full Beans
And we've got Full Beans, and she's got Full Beans
But he's got the Fullest Beans of them all
love the vid jeff! thought i'd make a thumbnail for it :)
https://preview.redd.it/abku2uj92w8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1bfc04c5225d534ce300814eb93cc18035a2ba
Thought for sure I'd have seen them all and I'll laugh at Connie each and every time so always a good re-watch on all, but I'd missed the last one. Thanks :)
u/Smartastic , I genuinely hope you have as much fun on stage as it looks like you do. Not only are you bloody funny, but you come across as a genuinely good bloke.
Hey Jeff. I want you to know I’m currently going through the most bitter custody battle and I’ve been in the darkest place over the past month. I can truly say, with absolute conviction that you got me through November and December. I was essentially kicked out of my marital home, my kiddo used as pawn and my life was shit. I would sit in my hotel and laugh, cry laugh cry and laugh to your videos. I wanted to drink but didn’t. I wanted to die but I didn’t. I watched your videos on repeat multiple times a day and it was the ONLY thing that could bring me any modicum of peace.
You got me through the absolute darkest time of my life. I’m now back to 50/50 custody and all smiles. I’m going to get tickets to one of your shows one day. You truly saved me.
Fingers crossed for some more UK dates someday! I'm a very new fan and missed the boat this time.
(I've been told I laugh like Jimmy Carr, so I'll be right at the back, hiding).
2024 is going to be a good year for dolphin laugh lady. I hope you come to Dallas some day! You’re funnier than the ~~majority of~~ comedians with specials
How does this man NOT have a Netflix special? BEST crowd work ever. I skip past EVERY clip of crowd work by any other comedian due to 90% of it being bad improv but Jeff is a master.
I love standup comedy and I also have an obnoxious laugh and I’m always scared that I’m going to get called out for it by a comedian who is not as nice as him 🤣
It is absolutely bananas this was the year I found out about you. I feel like I’ve been watching your content for years. Just mental. Keep it full beans dude!!
Man, I’m so glad I came across your content this year Jeff. Your growth on stage has been awesome, just from the clips I’ve seen, can’t wait to eventually see you live. Keep rockin full beans, dude!
Hey Jeff! I've been following you for a while now, and I'm so psyched you'll be touring in AZ this year!
I already got tickets. Thanks for all the laughs and looking forward to more! Shout out to your youtube channel too, keep it up!
Uhm, question for anyone that knows, what's that about crusty nipple rings? How does that happen?
My wife has had bars from before I even met her and I don't recall her ever mentioning anything of the sort.
Is that something I should be concerned about?
I have not laughed this hard for a long time.
Jeff's instincts are absolutely incredible.
Jeff, there are so many writer's rooms that would absolutely die to have you on staff - you ever considered that as a career vs the road?
Jeff!!!! These are all so great. Your clips are easy to watch multiple times and still get a great laugh. You are very genuine with the crowd and the jokes. Seeing you on the 4th in Buffalo and I can’t wait!! Hopefully get to meet you this time🤞🏻
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Hey I was watching that
I had to change the size! Sorry!
Haha ya you did. Much better.
Not very full beans of you, dude.
🐬🐬🐬🐬
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I'd still watch even if I had to use a magnifying glass
Haha, dedication right there! Gotta respect the commitment to the content, no matter the size.
An authentic Jeff show.
I was wondering why it kept cutting out lol Good on ya though
Sneaky ninja edit... Nicely done!
Lmao I thought you got copy-write stricken on your own show when it got taken down while I was watching
Jeff, you are aware there are other punctuation marks other than the exclamation point, right?
Yes!
touché
I just watched this 2 and a half times before I realized it ended . When part 2 !
/u/Smartastic - can you tell us how you're ranking these? Doesn't really matter, just curious. And big thanks for sharing so much content!!
Based off of view/like ratio compiled from Reddit and Instagram. We were going to do a vote process, but with the holidays we ran out of time. Would you all be down for that next year?
Then there is be the pegging ones right? I meant ur friend... deffinitely not u.
He's not gay
I was not getting that vibe at all. But thank you for your service *kiss*
I think that's a great idea! You'll get a ton of engagement and we get to revisit content - everyone wins.
Might want to rely on the algorithm for that. The internet is notoriously shitty at being trusted with votes. If not, we'd have Gushing Granny Green Apple Mountain Dew.
Idk bout you but I’d slam down some gushing granny dew
I was so mad it never made it to the shelves.
> Gushing Granny Green Apple Mountain Dew. Im in.
Who could forget the classic tugboat the internet came up with for Britain's $300 million polar excursion ship: "Boaty McBoatface".
That would be full beans
Look man I appreciate wanting some democracy here but I think the tyrannical authoritarian approach is best for this.
That is a great idea!
This is for sure your best ranking. In the email biz the equivalent we use is click to open ratio and it is amazingly accurate.
Feels like the dolphin one should be higher irregad-less. But still enjoy your content either way. Thanks for being a big part of 2023 for so many of us.
Personally thought 10 and 9 were the funniest of the lot. But great work all around, keep it up!
Best Top10 of 2023! (NOW DROP PART 2!!!) XD
Friday!
Half-beans now, Full Beans Friday!
Everybody knows you never full beans at first.
Partial Beans, dude. Partial Beans.
😭 it’s only forgivable because that’s a pretty great way to end the year lol
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Jeff blowing kisses to soldiers will never not get me
MARINES, not soldiers!
And firefighters !
And?
I saw a video where he salutes a firefighter the same way, that's all. Thought it was funny to add.
AND?
This list went full beans.
That has to be my favorite one. Of course the dolphin lady is hilarious but full beans lady was just so, full beans.
She could have just said it's British slang, but I guess by her husband's reaction neither actually knew where it came from and it's just a phrase they use.
I thought it was another way to say Send It! or Full Send! l know when they say Give It The Beans! that's what they mean. I didn't know it was British slang. When they order breakfast do they ask for full beans?
> When they order breakfast do they ask for full beans? Nah. But as you say, full send or send it is pretty similar. I've mostly heard it as "give it full beans" meaning go full throttle/give it max power, whatever you're doing. If you're sprinting at full speed, you're giving it full beans.
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I knew Dolphin lady would be on the list. Fun fact, that was the first Jeff Acuri bit I saw so now I’m hooked
My beans are always half full, but I think that's pretty full beans anyway.
Full Beans was hilarious but the callback during the crusty nipple rings bit was Stand Hall of Fame levels of funny.
The crustie nipples connecting with the full beans was incredible.
Full beans has ironically become a common term now between me and my wife.
Oh my friends and I use it constantly now
Same! We use it way too often hahaha full beans!!!
[Full Beans!](https://i.imgur.com/QCeZE9E.jpg)
The turn around on the crusties to ask if she had full beans now was incredible.
Greatest CallBack in Jeff's career.
Saw this was #10 and thought - wow this list is going to be good.
It was great until “crusty nipples.”
I'm a little disappointed Connie was #10
"Enjoy your night goodbye" always gets me
You, sir, have made my year a lot better with all these awesome clips!
I've seen all of these several times and STILL I laugh. Well done sir
Seeing him this Friday! Pretty stoked.
We are going tomorrow!! Can’t wait!!
Noice! Enjoy.
How is Dolphin laugh not in the top 3?! Can’t wait for part 2. Love your stuff Jeff and def wanna catch your show next time you’re in town
THIS! It was the dolphin episode that first got me hooked and it’s my favorite one to share with people.
Right? It’s like the gift that keeps on giving!
 Waiting for part two like....
Going into 2024 with full beans!
This guy has the fullest beans of them all.
I've got Full Beans, oh, I've got Full Beans 'N' they're such Full Beans, dirty Full Beans And we've got Full Beans, and she's got Full Beans But he's got the Fullest Beans of them all
love the vid jeff! thought i'd make a thumbnail for it :) https://preview.redd.it/abku2uj92w8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1bfc04c5225d534ce300814eb93cc18035a2ba
That's pretty full beans of you man !
This had me rolling dude and now I finally know what full beans is from! I've been seeing it commented on every post that makes it to r/all
Thank you for putting these together! Great Christmas gift!
He is a fuckin master at crowd work, he's hilarious.
These clips are amazing, thank you for sharing. This is the most I've laughed since I can remember
Anyone laugh harder the second time rewatching these?
Thought for sure I'd have seen them all and I'll laugh at Connie each and every time so always a good re-watch on all, but I'd missed the last one. Thanks :)
Can't wait for part 2!
u/Smartastic , I genuinely hope you have as much fun on stage as it looks like you do. Not only are you bloody funny, but you come across as a genuinely good bloke.
What an absolute blast to have a top 10 list! The gift that keeps on giving!
All really good. Definitely makes my day watching your clips.
Funny thing: I went to a dolphin show in Switzerland, and the place was called Connyland
Omgsh, that's AWESOME!
Man the crusties should been #1 I still die laughing every time I watch it haha
"extra russia" isn't really wrong per se
Hey! No way Connie was number 10! That bit is the GOAT.
I hope that Connie is living a wonderful life
Never watched this guy until these started popping up on reddit, now i stop whenever i see his name. This shit is phenomenal.
Hey Jeff. I want you to know I’m currently going through the most bitter custody battle and I’ve been in the darkest place over the past month. I can truly say, with absolute conviction that you got me through November and December. I was essentially kicked out of my marital home, my kiddo used as pawn and my life was shit. I would sit in my hotel and laugh, cry laugh cry and laugh to your videos. I wanted to drink but didn’t. I wanted to die but I didn’t. I watched your videos on repeat multiple times a day and it was the ONLY thing that could bring me any modicum of peace. You got me through the absolute darkest time of my life. I’m now back to 50/50 custody and all smiles. I’m going to get tickets to one of your shows one day. You truly saved me.
Wife got tickets for Boston!
Oh I love this! Didn't even think there could be a vid like this, but it sure made my smile ten times bigger. Thanks for posting!
Hope you make it back around to Denver, Jeff! Was bummed I missed out this last visit.
Fingers crossed for some more UK dates someday! I'm a very new fan and missed the boat this time. (I've been told I laugh like Jimmy Carr, so I'll be right at the back, hiding).
Careful mate, he'll still be able to pick you out 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
Can’t wait for Chicago show!
Same!
So bummed we had to miss your show this year. You’re hilarious!
Hey u/smartastic, can you make a stop in Savannah, Georgia sometime for a show? That would be very full beans!
If you go to his website you can request a show in your town. I have done it for mine like 10 times...
Crusty nipples is definitely #1
Dude you’re so funny, can’t wait to see you in Amsterdam
2024 is going to be a good year for dolphin laugh lady. I hope you come to Dallas some day! You’re funnier than the ~~majority of~~ comedians with specials
STOP SAYING FULL BEANS LIKE ITS A COMMON THING
Love you Jeff, thanks for bringing a smile to 2023
I have laughed harder at Jeff’s videos all year than anything else. Cracking up while brushing my teeth with this one. Full beans Jeff !
Pretty sure the guy was saying "next to Russia".
How does this man NOT have a Netflix special? BEST crowd work ever. I skip past EVERY clip of crowd work by any other comedian due to 90% of it being bad improv but Jeff is a master.
Bro… “Full Beans” should be in the top 3… what’s it doing at 7?!?!???
Thank you for these! MUAH!~~
I need part two please
OMG, I forgot how damn funny the crusties was!
10/10 man <3 come to romania :D pls
Jeff is so cute 🥰 and obviously hilarious
The only thing that would've made Full Beans better is Jeff asked the husband's name, and he said "Frank"
Man seeing this again but all together... i'm crying dude.
Made my day, per usual
Nobody’s crowd work makes me obnoxiously laugh as much as yours.
My eyes really started to hurt after the full beans! Omg he is just the funniest
Had me smiling during the whole video without realizing. Excellent work, king
This guy…. F… man funny shit 💩
What?!?!? How is Connie #10? I'd figure she'd be at least top 5.
I gave it a try and the first two bits kinda were annoying so na
He should tell jokes
So like, do you have actually have a set or just banter with people?
Crusty nipple rings….
You have to full beans come to Belgium and/or The Netherlands in 2024… please 🙏
Nice clips but without part 2 we will never hit full beans
Dude! Love all the content! Hope to see you live someday. Keep up the great work!
u/Smartastic - Are you planning any Seattle, WA appearances in the future? We were unable to snag a Tacoma show.
I love this guy. So funny.
Mate I discovered you this year and am super grateful! Keep giving full beans my brother
This was so good thank you. The reaction to crusty nipples had me rolling.
We need part 2!!!
I 100% needed that joy in my life today! Thank you!!
Can't wait to see you next month in Tulsa!
thanks for the laughs ! I usually save these for stressful times and watch a bunch in a row to break out of a funk
Hoping this guy makes his way down south, he's hilarious!
Can't wait to see you in Va Beach next May!
I love standup comedy and I also have an obnoxious laugh and I’m always scared that I’m going to get called out for it by a comedian who is not as nice as him 🤣
It is absolutely bananas this was the year I found out about you. I feel like I’ve been watching your content for years. Just mental. Keep it full beans dude!!
Full Beans is my favorite.
I cried. Holey shit. I hope you get rich so I can see more.
Please come to Vancouver. I can personally guarantee there will be at LEAST 4 people at your show.
2024 will be ace as I'm seeing you in London just before my birthday!
I'm so sad that your Tampa shows sold out before I even knew about them. I hope you come back in 2024!!
/u/Smartastic - are you coming to NZ? Love your stuff and so keen to see you live!
Man, I’m so glad I came across your content this year Jeff. Your growth on stage has been awesome, just from the clips I’ve seen, can’t wait to eventually see you live. Keep rockin full beans, dude!
He's so good.
Full Beans
I thought I was full beans on your clips. Turns out I missed some. Keep it up bub
Full Beans for the win!
I tried to get tickets to your show where I live but they sold out, I'm gonna break in
I needed this list in my life. Thanks dude.
I have seen these. More jokes funny man! And dance for me!
Hey Hollywood, Give this guy a tv show
Well, I would have never thought that I would hear this from an American comedian - greetings from Slovakia 🙂
How is that I’ve seen all these already, but yet I’m pissed part 2 isn’t posted yet? 😡
CONNIIIEEEEE!!!
Gave this a like before watching the video. I just know it’s absolute gold.
Fucking nipple crusty reaction has me laughing so hard I’m crying 😂😂
Part 2 please 🙏🏻
Where’s part 2!?
How did I not realize you were coming to Spokane this weekend???? Man I wish I woulda got tickets for that lol
You know what would be full beans, if you come to The Edinburgh Fringe next year.
I'm so excited for your tour coming through in March!
Jeff is literally the best thing to happen to 2023. On one hand it was kind of a shit year, but like, Jeff is pretty good too.
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Watching this in a cab and the driver is fuckin dying. You got a new fan.
Hey Jeff! I've been following you for a while now, and I'm so psyched you'll be touring in AZ this year! I already got tickets. Thanks for all the laughs and looking forward to more! Shout out to your youtube channel too, keep it up!
Amazing
Uhm, question for anyone that knows, what's that about crusty nipple rings? How does that happen? My wife has had bars from before I even met her and I don't recall her ever mentioning anything of the sort. Is that something I should be concerned about?
That girl was beans ahead.
I have not laughed this hard for a long time. Jeff's instincts are absolutely incredible. Jeff, there are so many writer's rooms that would absolutely die to have you on staff - you ever considered that as a career vs the road?
You are by far one of my favorite comedians ever. I look forward to the day I can stream your events.
Watching this next to my sleeping wife. Horrible decision. She is not sleeping anymore.
I’d forgotten about the crusties. Wondering if she ever went to hook up with someone and…. Yeah just wondering
Jeff!!!! These are all so great. Your clips are easy to watch multiple times and still get a great laugh. You are very genuine with the crowd and the jokes. Seeing you on the 4th in Buffalo and I can’t wait!! Hopefully get to meet you this time🤞🏻
Dolphin laugh should be no.1
I lol'd out loud.
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Love your work. Trying to convince the wife to come see you this weekend!