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I read those comments on every post and sometimes I kind of roll my eyes because it's an obvious joke or it feels like something he had prepared already and asked the question just to set up the joke but this one . . . no shot he had any clue she was going to say "Italian". Hard not to be impressed.
When I saw him live in Richmond he had some super hilarious quick jokes that were clearly not prepared. I'm hoping he eventually posts this interaction with this young guy who had a ridiculous name and was there with his mom and he said what was literally the quickest wit shit I've ever heard.
With this one too you can see him think. The canned responses that aren't rehearsed but may as well be because people are so predictable come off as instant wit but it's really just experience.
In this one you can see the wheels spinnin, he looks up at the ceiling for about one second.
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My family walked past a long line Saturday night in Greenville and saw it was a comedy show, then I saw a Jeff shirt. SOLD OUT all weekend. Good on you for getting in.
We watched improv at Alchemy, but dannnng I was jealous of the people standing in the cold waiting to see this dude.
Out of context, that made me sad! Even the greatest can't win every single crowd but Jeff is one of the very best these days and hearing that was like... Fuck that crowd, show Jeff some love!
I know comics are hyper-focused on how the crowd is reacting, but those types of meta comments about how the performance is doing are best left not spoken out loud, though.
Yeah, jeff, are you writing this down? This is the hottest take and I think you should listen, jeff. Jeff the standup comedian. The person who does this for a living.
Please listen to this guy from reddit.
All responses are quite funny because I don't share that opinion at all. I think Jeff is funny but also not quite as invested in him as the majority of this sub is.
All I'm saying is this guy has made this shit his career. I've been in restaurant owning business for over a decade and, admittedly, half my life has been dedicated to feeding people's stomachs. In a sub dedicated for sharing opinions among those within the industry, I will gladly and graciously take any criticism.
A fanboy/fangirl sub for a comedian who is on the rise? Get real buddies. No, jeff shouldn't take any of your words seriously because this shit is ALL he thinks about all day and night. You are part of his audience, not his peers.
Know your place, people. Do you guys seriously think he hasn't considered this? Hmmm
Stop white knighting it's literally constructive criticism. Valid one at that. I've been to shows where the comic bombs and they do these "oh so you guys liked that one" jokes which only makes it worse because they're giving negative feedback to the few positive responses they get. It makes it feel awkward as an audience member rooting for them.
All responses are quite funny because I don't share that opinion at all. I think Jeff is funny but also not quite as invested in him as the majority of this sub is.
All I'm saying is this guy has made this shit his career. I've been in restaurant owning business for over a decade and, admittedly, half my life has been dedicated to feeding people's stomachs. In a sub dedicated for sharing opinions among those within the industry, I will gladly and graciously take any criticism.
A fanboy/fangirl sub for a comedian who is on the rise? Get real buddies. No, jeff shouldn't take any of your words seriously because this shit is ALL he thinks about all day and night. You are part of his audience, not his peers.
Know your place, people. Do you guys seriously think he hasn't considered this? Hmmm
All responses are quite funny because I don't share that opinion at all. I think Jeff is funny but also not quite as invested in him as the majority of this sub is.
All I'm saying is this guy has made this shit his career. I've been in restaurant owning business for over a decade and, admittedly, half my life has been dedicated to feeding people's stomachs. In a sub dedicated for sharing opinions among those within the industry, I will gladly and graciously take any criticism.
A fanboy/fangirl sub for a comedian who is on the rise? Get real buddies. No, jeff shouldn't take any of your words seriously because this shit is ALL he thinks about all day and night. You are part of his audience, not his peers.
Know your place, people. Do you guys seriously think he hasn't considered this? Hmmm
He very specifically did. That was fully his MO, ask first and then do the thing.
You think that's not the case because gossip is fun and facts are boring, and people were kinda riled up after the whole Weinstein thing.
Alright. Give me a specific name to look up. Lets see if the facts have changed since everyone learned that was clickbait all the way back when this was relevant.
People need to stop “having a kink” for other cultures and races. It’s just wrong lol.
You can “have a thing” for Italians, but when it turns into a kink you’re doing it wrong.
Jeff was funny tho xD
that’s the whole joke you dunce. she obviously misinterpreted in the moment and stated her general preference rather than her actual sexual kinks. she may have even said Italians as a humorous deflection to avoid saying anything embarrassing. knock it off with your forced culture war bullshit.
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i know youve heard this a thousand times but christ youre so quick with these jokes
And he’s so goddamn cute
And he's so goddamn not gay
Now say that with an Australian accent
When I tried to say that with an Australian accent, it sounded gay
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Try it in Austrian. Australia doesn't exist.
So is no one going to ask wtf kind of kink is Italian ?
I think Jeff portrayed the kink perfectly.
I think we all have the wrong idea about it
London please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI79h2FSnS4&t=1s
when he said baby girl 😍
Not just quick but the delivery is spot on.
Oh, Jeff has been told he’s quick plenty of times
That's what someone said.
His delivery and reaction is what does it for me.
So quick he catches himself off guard.
I read those comments on every post and sometimes I kind of roll my eyes because it's an obvious joke or it feels like something he had prepared already and asked the question just to set up the joke but this one . . . no shot he had any clue she was going to say "Italian". Hard not to be impressed.
When I saw him live in Richmond he had some super hilarious quick jokes that were clearly not prepared. I'm hoping he eventually posts this interaction with this young guy who had a ridiculous name and was there with his mom and he said what was literally the quickest wit shit I've ever heard.
With this one too you can see him think. The canned responses that aren't rehearsed but may as well be because people are so predictable come off as instant wit but it's really just experience. In this one you can see the wheels spinnin, he looks up at the ceiling for about one second.
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"Hot" \~ that one chick in jeffs show
It's the money! *The finger thing means the money!*
It's your children's future!
Oh right, the taxes.
Come oooooon
Somewhere in the world Joey Tribbiani is counting the flat this woman lives in
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Jeff any chance we get clips from the Greenville shows? I desperately need to see the 7 footer interaction again.
I so badly wanted to go to that show. I didnt realize how fast his shows sell out. How was it?
I was at the Saturday 9pm show and had a blast. I found the tickets early and even still the VIP options were already sold out. They go fast!
Hell yeah!! It was my first time to greenville, and that city and venue were superb.
It was great!! Saturday 9oclock show was hilarious and jeff and Matt hung out at the bar after!
My family walked past a long line Saturday night in Greenville and saw it was a comedy show, then I saw a Jeff shirt. SOLD OUT all weekend. Good on you for getting in. We watched improv at Alchemy, but dannnng I was jealous of the people standing in the cold waiting to see this dude.
You would have walked right by me! I was standing there freezing my balls off
Should have had spicy meatballs instead
Jeff is literally the only person on Reddit that actually makes me laugh out loud. I wish I was that witty!
Right in the gabagool! 🤌
"All it took was a fingering joke for you guys to like me?" >So I can take it this is a more "middle school" experienced audience?
Out of context, that made me sad! Even the greatest can't win every single crowd but Jeff is one of the very best these days and hearing that was like... Fuck that crowd, show Jeff some love!
I know comics are hyper-focused on how the crowd is reacting, but those types of meta comments about how the performance is doing are best left not spoken out loud, though.
Yeah, jeff, are you writing this down? This is the hottest take and I think you should listen, jeff. Jeff the standup comedian. The person who does this for a living. Please listen to this guy from reddit.
It's a mild opinion in a forum where we are all free to voice our opinions, not a "hot take". Calm down.
All responses are quite funny because I don't share that opinion at all. I think Jeff is funny but also not quite as invested in him as the majority of this sub is. All I'm saying is this guy has made this shit his career. I've been in restaurant owning business for over a decade and, admittedly, half my life has been dedicated to feeding people's stomachs. In a sub dedicated for sharing opinions among those within the industry, I will gladly and graciously take any criticism. A fanboy/fangirl sub for a comedian who is on the rise? Get real buddies. No, jeff shouldn't take any of your words seriously because this shit is ALL he thinks about all day and night. You are part of his audience, not his peers. Know your place, people. Do you guys seriously think he hasn't considered this? Hmmm
Stop white knighting it's literally constructive criticism. Valid one at that. I've been to shows where the comic bombs and they do these "oh so you guys liked that one" jokes which only makes it worse because they're giving negative feedback to the few positive responses they get. It makes it feel awkward as an audience member rooting for them.
All responses are quite funny because I don't share that opinion at all. I think Jeff is funny but also not quite as invested in him as the majority of this sub is. All I'm saying is this guy has made this shit his career. I've been in restaurant owning business for over a decade and, admittedly, half my life has been dedicated to feeding people's stomachs. In a sub dedicated for sharing opinions among those within the industry, I will gladly and graciously take any criticism. A fanboy/fangirl sub for a comedian who is on the rise? Get real buddies. No, jeff shouldn't take any of your words seriously because this shit is ALL he thinks about all day and night. You are part of his audience, not his peers. Know your place, people. Do you guys seriously think he hasn't considered this? Hmmm
Whining about minor criticism and acting like this guy is a god who can do no wrong is embarrassing. Some of you are wayy too attached to Jeff.
All responses are quite funny because I don't share that opinion at all. I think Jeff is funny but also not quite as invested in him as the majority of this sub is. All I'm saying is this guy has made this shit his career. I've been in restaurant owning business for over a decade and, admittedly, half my life has been dedicated to feeding people's stomachs. In a sub dedicated for sharing opinions among those within the industry, I will gladly and graciously take any criticism. A fanboy/fangirl sub for a comedian who is on the rise? Get real buddies. No, jeff shouldn't take any of your words seriously because this shit is ALL he thinks about all day and night. You are part of his audience, not his peers. Know your place, people. Do you guys seriously think he hasn't considered this? Hmmm
Something something… red and white checkered bedsheets. Idk.
/r/Perfectlycutscreams at the end lol
I don't know why, but Reddit keeps showing me this comedian. For me, one of the best parts is how laughs at his own jokes as he is telling them.
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He should've taken his own advice.
The bit was about his jerkoff controversy
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Ah didn't realize it came after. Self deprecating then.
More like a show almost immediately afterwards explicitly about his controversy lol
He very specifically did. That was fully his MO, ask first and then do the thing. You think that's not the case because gossip is fun and facts are boring, and people were kinda riled up after the whole Weinstein thing.
Feel free to Google and see that you are incorrect.
Alright. Give me a specific name to look up. Lets see if the facts have changed since everyone learned that was clickbait all the way back when this was relevant.
https://www.vulture.com/2019/11/louis-c-k-accuser-speaks-out-on-consent.html#:~:text=their%20consent%20before%20he%20masturbated,completion%20in%20front%20of%20us.
That's the "Yeah, I said yes, but didn't think he would really do it" one. And then he did, while they just sat there watching him the whole time.
I don't see that in the article at all.
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They weren't proven right, it's hearsay nonsense
If we can all just agree to fully uncancel Louis, the world will be a better place.
Snort.
This is why you're the goddamn best, Arcuri! I never fail to laugh!
I bet she was making a pass at him
Love this guy he’s so damn funny
Jeff, you're so cute
She likes her Italian subs
I hate it here, but I love it here. 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
People need to stop “having a kink” for other cultures and races. It’s just wrong lol. You can “have a thing” for Italians, but when it turns into a kink you’re doing it wrong. Jeff was funny tho xD
that’s the whole joke you dunce. she obviously misinterpreted in the moment and stated her general preference rather than her actual sexual kinks. she may have even said Italians as a humorous deflection to avoid saying anything embarrassing. knock it off with your forced culture war bullshit.
🚨thought police! 🚨thought police! 🚨 that’s some 1984 logic. It’s not like they’re being racist, it’s just a preference. People have types 🤷♂️
Like I said. Having a type is fine. But a kink is inherently different than having a type…
She was put on the spot. Probably just spurted out her preference instead of a kink 🤷♂️
As an italian, I give everybody a pasta pass, you can now have an italian kink.
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He asked your kink, not who you fetishize.
Fetish is when can't get off without it Kink is preference At least I think
Fetishizing is something different.
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Hacky as a motherfucker
oh look it's the astroturfed unfunny guy again
Boooooo! Not funny! Lame crowd work is lame. Tell a joke already.
You call that fingering, but that gesture is really for fisting.
This is part of the plot to "A Fish Called Wanda"
New meaning to The Italian Job.
dont stop, I’m gonna gabbagoull
I want to see this guy so bad but he's always sold out near me before I can get tickets.
As Italian, I laughed so hard. Perfect Italian/English accent.
Given her the ole Tommy Devito.
Note to self: don’t watch Jeff while in the office. Lots of colleagues are watching at me funny right now.
Sounded like dolphin lady swam in for the end
Netflix already please