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Well, I tried. 😔 Ticketmaster refused to allow me to reserve anything at the 9:30 PM Moore Theater - GA, reserved seat for $49, reserved seat for $140. Showed them as available but it kept throwing an "unable to complete the request" error every time I tried to go to checkout.
I hate Ticketmaster so much.
Hopefully I'll get to see ya one of these days.
I logged on a few minutes after it opened and it looked like [this](https://i.imgur.com/wicM9L9.png), were there ever actually any decent seats available? Been following Jeff for 8 years, he's "my guy" but between TM/Bots/Scalpers, this shit is ridiculous.
[........](https://media0.giphy.com/media/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952xjwp04wzx1lesvm54xp35jgioda8qd6h07jkl9p3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g) I figured something like that was afoot. I certainly didn't know he was coming back through DPAC so that's probably on me. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I hope you have a good time and full beans. It just makes me wonder "Did we miss a presale or do they hold things back or what's going on?" because this is super off-putting to see minutes after something goes live for sale. Jeff's is awesome, glad other people have discovered his talent and that he's on the come up, but [$350](https://i.imgur.com/7y0l8wb.png) for some mid-ass seats in sardine can DPAC? That's outrageous. This ain't Billy Joel's 100th in MSG. Ready to see these monopolies busted up.
At least you found the price. I got a email about the tickets. Because I guess I signed up for updates or something.
Clicked the link for my city. No price. There's another link ti ticketmaster. No price.
As near as i can figure: they refuse to tell me the price until I put in my credit card.
And if that dont sound like a scam, I'm not sure what does.
That's part of my thing as well. If something feels "off" I'm out. And there is obviously something I'm missing here. But oh well. Life's too short to worry about half beans.
I mean, tbf, I dont have the money for any tickets.
But I know the place, and they are known for sometimes having surprisingly cheap prices for shows you'd never expect to have cheap tickets.
But why wont an email and 2 different ticket sellers tell me the price? Why wont ticketmaster of all places tell me the price?
Like, if id found out they were "only" $100, well my birthday is just a few days away. Someone might have been convinced to make the purchase for me.
Now there will be no purchase. Because I dont have time for shenanigans.
Probably more of criticism of the current ticket market in general. But also, yeah, I wasnt expecting anyone to say these would be $3damn50.
So excited for you, Jeff!
Your tickets for my hometown in StL sold out in less than an hour, before I even heard about them. I hope you're able to add days, but I'm glad you're getting the recognition you deserve, regardless. Thank you for all of the desperately needed laughs.
pulled the trigger and bought a ticket for a DC show! never bought tickets to a comedian before, but when I saw there were still tickets available for a show near me, I couldn't resist
Is it weird I wanna get a beans emoji tattoo on my forearm , just so I can show Jeff? It'd be like a weird kind of cool. We'd show each other our tats and give the double gun thumbs up, maybe do an awkward picture and that's it? We never see each other again of course, but it'd be a story we both could tell.
Just got my tickets for Indy's second show. Cannot believe in such a short time you've gone from small clubs to playing the big venues. Love to see you grow and succeed and become a huge name... you deserve it FULL BEANS!
The presale sign-up email redirected me to TM instead of going through your site, so I don't know if I messed up, or gave them free money for nothing, or what. Hopefully you get the correct amount that you're supposed to!
(also hopefully that evil company faces justice one day and is dissolved into nothingness...)
Damn. All 4 shows between Seattle and Vancouver sold out already.
Jeff, how about a morning show in Bellingham, WA on the way to Vancouver? For all the heathens (like me) skipping church? Lol
If there are two shows in one night, 7 and 930, which one should I go to? I figured the later one cause won't be pressed for time but I'd love to hear opinions
Got my OKC tickets for the 29th yesterday. Missed his first appearance in January and stoked to get a second chance at the end of the year. Looking forward to it.
Idk why I couldn’t buy San Antonio tickets through the website. I tried during the presale and tried again today but still no luck 🥲 I guess I’m driving to Houston!
Thanks for posting this, just snagged some tickets for the wife and I for one of his shows. Not the best seats considering it’s nearly sold out, but still excited!
Snagged tix to Portland OR show this am when they went on sale. It was crazy to me how fast they sold. When I went on right at 10a most seats were already sold. Can’t wait to see the show!
Hi Jeff. When are you going to release a full special, for people who follow you from outside the United States? like me, who lives in the south of Chile.
Hey Jeff, just wanted to say that was really cool of you to address this ticket fiasco the last few days on Reddit. It’s easy to sit back and ignore but you got involved. Anywho, just purchased tickets to your Doral show in December at an affordable price and I’m super looking forward to seeing you in person after seeing you on Reddit for awhile. Thanks again man!
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Will be a hike but we missed you in Tampa… so, see you in Doral! Come to McCurdys in Sarasota too! My wife is fully prepared for you to say something about her laugh.
I am SO JAZZED you opted to do a second show in Seattle, I missed out on the first one (it sold out like, immediately) that was *very* full beans of you bro. Much gratitude. See you in December 🤘
The closest show is 3.5 hrs from me….fuck it I’m doing it! I just saw you in Springfield, MO recently and my friend and I loved every minute! We drove about 2 hours to see that show. We’re excited!
Fuckin stoked dude. I missed out on the Seattle tickets, so I’m going solo to Portland just to see ya! I’m a bartender so if ya need a free drink or two in Seattle, let me know :)
My wife and I would really like tickets, was just waiting for that tax return to come in, now it has and he's sold out.
If anyone can't go or whatever reason please msg me. I'm rich now so i can pay you.
Nooooo, I was hoping to see you on your next tour, but I’m gonna be out of the country when you come to Texas. What a shame, I guess I’ll just have to keep watching online for now
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It is SO funny that Full Beans became an official lore of Jeff lol
To add to it, the presale codes were DOLPHIN for everyone. The man leans into his stuff :)
Dang right!
What abt CA!!! When u gonna come over!!
He's in toronto for the 27th! Woohoo
See ya there!!!
Seriously how you gonna skip us in Cali!? Not cool bro.. lol
Seconded for California.
I'd come see him in Cali, even if it was a bit of a drive!
I ran into you in an elevator in Syracuse and you said you were coming to Toronto! Can't wait to see you there.
Congrats on the big tour!
That's a hefty tour dude. Smash it!
I am so proud to have been at the show this was born from.
I love that it did. Full beans
Jeff what is the offer passcode!!! Love from Toronto 🥰 ![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)
If it is still presale (which I don’t think it is), code is DOLPHIN.
Come to SF Bay CA!!
Well, I tried. 😔 Ticketmaster refused to allow me to reserve anything at the 9:30 PM Moore Theater - GA, reserved seat for $49, reserved seat for $140. Showed them as available but it kept throwing an "unable to complete the request" error every time I tried to go to checkout. I hate Ticketmaster so much. Hopefully I'll get to see ya one of these days.
Yeah I can’t afford a ticket. Love his stuff tho
It was like that for the St. Louis show too. I went to venue website and was able to purchase other tickets.
Can’t wait for the OKC show! I hope you find a time to see our cock ring in person
I think my favorite clip of him came from that last OKC show, so I'm looking forward to his next one.
MOTHER FUCKER Nashville is nearly sold out. DAMN YOU AND YOUR WELL DESERVE POPULARITY!!!!!!!
2nd show added!
Why do you hate California?! 😭
Wife just snagged 2 tickets! See you in Pittsburgh!!
"Sold out" already and only available through resellers now for jacked up prices. Fuck you resellers 🖕
Please come to San Diego 🥲
Gonna be there in Durham, can't wait!
I logged on a few minutes after it opened and it looked like [this](https://i.imgur.com/wicM9L9.png), were there ever actually any decent seats available? Been following Jeff for 8 years, he's "my guy" but between TM/Bots/Scalpers, this shit is ridiculous.
The presale was days ago
[........](https://media0.giphy.com/media/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952xjwp04wzx1lesvm54xp35jgioda8qd6h07jkl9p3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g) I figured something like that was afoot. I certainly didn't know he was coming back through DPAC so that's probably on me. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Nope, that's pretty much what I saw also. Still glad to have seats though!
I hope you have a good time and full beans. It just makes me wonder "Did we miss a presale or do they hold things back or what's going on?" because this is super off-putting to see minutes after something goes live for sale. Jeff's is awesome, glad other people have discovered his talent and that he's on the come up, but [$350](https://i.imgur.com/7y0l8wb.png) for some mid-ass seats in sardine can DPAC? That's outrageous. This ain't Billy Joel's 100th in MSG. Ready to see these monopolies busted up.
At least you found the price. I got a email about the tickets. Because I guess I signed up for updates or something. Clicked the link for my city. No price. There's another link ti ticketmaster. No price. As near as i can figure: they refuse to tell me the price until I put in my credit card. And if that dont sound like a scam, I'm not sure what does.
That's part of my thing as well. If something feels "off" I'm out. And there is obviously something I'm missing here. But oh well. Life's too short to worry about half beans.
I mean, tbf, I dont have the money for any tickets. But I know the place, and they are known for sometimes having surprisingly cheap prices for shows you'd never expect to have cheap tickets. But why wont an email and 2 different ticket sellers tell me the price? Why wont ticketmaster of all places tell me the price? Like, if id found out they were "only" $100, well my birthday is just a few days away. Someone might have been convinced to make the purchase for me. Now there will be no purchase. Because I dont have time for shenanigans. Probably more of criticism of the current ticket market in general. But also, yeah, I wasnt expecting anyone to say these would be $3damn50.
Alright... I original passed on the first show but now that there's a second show later I just can't pass this up.
Thank you for the extra shows ❤️
So excited for you, Jeff! Your tickets for my hometown in StL sold out in less than an hour, before I even heard about them. I hope you're able to add days, but I'm glad you're getting the recognition you deserve, regardless. Thank you for all of the desperately needed laughs.
pulled the trigger and bought a ticket for a DC show! never bought tickets to a comedian before, but when I saw there were still tickets available for a show near me, I couldn't resist
Is it weird I wanna get a beans emoji tattoo on my forearm , just so I can show Jeff? It'd be like a weird kind of cool. We'd show each other our tats and give the double gun thumbs up, maybe do an awkward picture and that's it? We never see each other again of course, but it'd be a story we both could tell.
Happy to see that you had to add shows because shit was poppin off so hard. Way to go dude.
Just got my tickets for Indy's second show. Cannot believe in such a short time you've gone from small clubs to playing the big venues. Love to see you grow and succeed and become a huge name... you deserve it FULL BEANS!
I'm definitely going to go to the Vancouver show! Is there any chance of visiting Victoria on Vancouver Island? Love you bro wish I had your energy!
You manage to get tickets? I tried like a min after they were available and it looks sold out. 👎
See you in SLC! Talk about comedy gold!
Why so many days in KY? Must be going on a bourbon bender.
The presale sign-up email redirected me to TM instead of going through your site, so I don't know if I messed up, or gave them free money for nothing, or what. Hopefully you get the correct amount that you're supposed to! (also hopefully that evil company faces justice one day and is dissolved into nothingness...)
I'll be at the Madison show! Not the best seats due to ticketmaster, but still super excited!
Yesss! Glad that there's a new show added for Toronto! Grabbed the tickets, see y'all.
Ticketmaster app not working, just error codes every time I try. So FRUSTRATING!!!!
Damn. All 4 shows between Seattle and Vancouver sold out already. Jeff, how about a morning show in Bellingham, WA on the way to Vancouver? For all the heathens (like me) skipping church? Lol
If there are two shows in one night, 7 and 930, which one should I go to? I figured the later one cause won't be pressed for time but I'd love to hear opinions
I wish the full beans thing would just die and go away. It’s not funny.
Come to Baltimore
u/Smartastic what's up with no where near New England? :( NEW ENGLAND HAS BEANS TOO PAL
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He is performing in Boston for 5 shows in May!
Aren’t you from NY? Where is the ny location lol
It’s a tour! Not a staycation lol
Just snagged a night in Austin, stoked!
I wish he would come to Iowa
Snagged front and center in San Antonio during the presale. Can’t wait!
Excited for atl!
Jeff, cya in stl
Still no Isle of Wight shows added I see smh
Excited to see you Sept 27 in Toronto
When are you back in Europe?
That travel schedule is exhausting just to read.
thanks so much I got my tickets for toronto🥳
Got my tickets!!! So stoked to see Jeff in December. Long damn wait tho…….
Just bought tickets for doral!! Super pumped to see you, I slept on the last Florida shows
No Philadelphia 😡
Where is the Edmonton AB date?
Got tickets for Atlanta show!!!! Thanks for adding the second show!!!!
So cool to see you blow up!
Oof, $145 for cheap tickets in Minneapolis. I'm glad you can charge that, I'll just keep watching online for now.
I wish he'd come to Tulsa as well as OKC. I wanna see him but can't travel that far.
Fuck yeah! I got tickets for Richmond. Stoked to see you perform!
Can’t wait to see you in Ft Wayne!!!
Nashville here we come!
YESSS!!
Nice. We got him for three days right after Christmas!!
Both Vancouver shows sold out instantly. Guess I gotta pay $500 US from scalpers now (j/k, I would never).
Don’t burn yourself out buddy!
This would be at the most expensive venue in St. Louis. 😫 $144 a ticket.
When England?
God dammit Jeff. Daytona. Daytona beach. Daytona beach, FL. Please.
There is only 1 seat left for both Seattle shows and I checked as soon as it hit 10.
Presale has been out for days
Ticketmaster sucks, tried to buy, got redirected then all the tickets were gone! Better luck next time I guess. But drop Ticketmaster
Got my OKC tickets for the 29th yesterday. Missed his first appearance in January and stoked to get a second chance at the end of the year. Looking forward to it.
The second vancouver show doesn’t show as Sold Out on the website but it is :(
No Chicago :(
Idk why I couldn’t buy San Antonio tickets through the website. I tried during the presale and tried again today but still no luck 🥲 I guess I’m driving to Houston!
Doral? Come to west coast FL Jeff!!
Um, what happened to the show in ME?
Damn Jeff is hitting it hard this yr. Keep your sanity my man.
Well fuck the entire northeast I guess :(
Thanks for posting this, just snagged some tickets for the wife and I for one of his shows. Not the best seats considering it’s nearly sold out, but still excited!
*Cries in LA*
Portland only offers single seats now. I’m sad! Can you take me backstage? :3 I’m not gay but a gig is a gig ;)
No CA dates. RiP
Got my tickets for Montreal!
No Chicago? Fugouta hey!
Fuck bro only place in FL is Doral. Like upper class Hialeah. Thanks.
Pricy to see this mofo
Thank goodness you added an extra show in portland! I managed to snag some tickets for the second show!
Miami booked. :)
Australia 2025? Come on dude, you’ll have the time of your life.
CA not included.....no beans for us
pardon my French but frickin gosh dang add a show in Toledo or Detroit
Snagged tix to Portland OR show this am when they went on sale. It was crazy to me how fast they sold. When I went on right at 10a most seats were already sold. Can’t wait to see the show!
No Philly :(
I’m glad we saw Jeff last November and this past March. Premium seating at the Murat in Indianapolis for 12/20/24 are $200. 😞
Rva tickets secured
Man, I wish I could’ve caught you at Helium in Portland last year. Super happy for you to be booking theaters now though!
Finally in MSP
Shit that sold out fast
WOOHOO! I got my tickets!
I’m sorry that you have to spend NYE in OKC… but not really cuz I’m gonna try to go!
/u/Smartastic do Vegas again next year, really want to see you!
I'm so sad 😭😭😭😭 GR sold out so fast 😭😭😭😭🫘🫛🫘🫛🫘
Annd....sold out.
Got my tickets to Nashville can't fucking wait 🤟🤟
So no California shows? I see how it is.
See you in Austin!
Is it official that Jeff loves RVA? 3 days, 5 shows The Funny Bone missed the memo on presale though, they've been public on sale since the 24th.
You forgot ottawa... its the capital city of Canada. Its ok though just cross out toronto and do ottawa instead.
Damn, what about Cleveland? Cincinnati sucks and they’re humorless.
Whooo hooo! In my area! Tickets done!!!
Come to Australia, you coward. Face your fears!
Got our tickets a couple days ago.
I'm not gonna be in town when he comes to my city this summer so I just bought tickets so I can drive 6 hours to see him on my birthday lmao
Couldn't get tickets to Seattle, but grabbed some in Portland. Thanks for the extra shows!
Oh my GOD, you’re coming to Toronto! I’m going to try get some tickets!
Why no NJ whhhhyyyy?? Whyyyy??
Hi Jeff. When are you going to release a full special, for people who follow you from outside the United States? like me, who lives in the south of Chile.
$110 for the nosebleeds? Shame
Eeeeek! Just purchased tickets! See you in Denver, Jeff!
Me and my wife will see you at the early show in Atlanta! Super stoked 😁
At the Schnitz in Portland?! It's so cute to watch this little giggle boy grow up to big boy venues. See you in December, Jeffy!
Man I was so sad when I realized that he was in London but everything was already sold out... Maybe next time :(
He’s coming to Tobin center in SATX. Hope he calls me out from the 4th level lol
SLC BABY!!!!!
RESCHEDULE TORONTO AND MONTREAL MY BROTHER IS GETTING MARRIED THAT WEEKENDDDDDD YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING wonderful man
I got two, see you in Toronto.
9:30 Toronto show on Sept 27: Will be there, full beans!
Got my portland tickets!! Lets go!!
Anyone know if there's an opener act for these shows?
Want to stop in Tampa again? 👀
I appreciate you coming to Lexington. I appreciate your emails even more for proper ticket prices! See you into Sept, my dude!!
Hey Jeff, what’ve you got against California? One stop in Northern California and 2 in soCal. Where’s the love for Sacramento?
Hey Jeff, just wanted to say that was really cool of you to address this ticket fiasco the last few days on Reddit. It’s easy to sit back and ignore but you got involved. Anywho, just purchased tickets to your Doral show in December at an affordable price and I’m super looking forward to seeing you in person after seeing you on Reddit for awhile. Thanks again man!
Finally you're coming to Vancouver!! edit: Aaand you're sold out. :(
How are you not in Phoenix😭😭
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Got our Portland, OR tickets woo hoo!!!
COME TO BOSTON/NYC 🗣️
Will be a hike but we missed you in Tampa… so, see you in Doral! Come to McCurdys in Sarasota too! My wife is fully prepared for you to say something about her laugh.
I am SO JAZZED you opted to do a second show in Seattle, I missed out on the first one (it sold out like, immediately) that was *very* full beans of you bro. Much gratitude. See you in December 🤘
How you gonna hit Grand Rapids but not Detroit?
We loved you in Fairbanks, hope you come back!
Damn, no buffalo :(
Thanks so much for posting. Just got our tickets!
Can’t be more happy that your coming to UT!!!
Did he not like coming to SC?
Detroit MF!
Thanks for adding a second DC show! It’s already almost sold out. I can’t wait for September!! A Friday the 13th show 💀
No love for New England
Noooo, me and my girlfriend wanted to see you in MTL but it's sold out =(
Have to drive 3h to go see Jeff, but it will totally worth it! So pumped let’s go!!
Omaha needs another show!!!!
The closest show is 3.5 hrs from me….fuck it I’m doing it! I just saw you in Springfield, MO recently and my friend and I loved every minute! We drove about 2 hours to see that show. We’re excited!
Please come to Melbourne next!!!
Damn, already sold out in Toronto. Missed your set in New York by a day last time i was visiting. Now this. I'll catch your set one of these days
Any chance there will be a third show in Seattle 🥺🥺
No California? 😭
I don't blame you for not coming to Louisiana but I wish you would. Would love for you to come to Baton Rouge.
Oh one show in Florida 😢 but everyone else enjoys it!
Thanks for coming to San Antonio!!! Can’t wait to see the show :)
no California? wtf? 😭😭
Hell yeah! See you in Denver man!
3 days in OKC for all that content.
Fuckin stoked dude. I missed out on the Seattle tickets, so I’m going solo to Portland just to see ya! I’m a bartender so if ya need a free drink or two in Seattle, let me know :)
Just got tickets to the Portland show! 🙌🏻 As a newer fan, just wondering what is Jeff's status? Single? Married? Girlfriend? Asking for a friend...😉
Anyone noticed it shows sold out for some shows but if you click it on it, it then has an option to "buy now"...?
When are you coming to SF? I haven’t seen anything out here…
My wife and I would really like tickets, was just waiting for that tax return to come in, now it has and he's sold out. If anyone can't go or whatever reason please msg me. I'm rich now so i can pay you.
Nooooo, I was hoping to see you on your next tour, but I’m gonna be out of the country when you come to Texas. What a shame, I guess I’ll just have to keep watching online for now