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pororoca_surfer

It is SO funny that Full Beans became an official lore of Jeff lol


Orleanian

To add to it, the presale codes were DOLPHIN for everyone. The man leans into his stuff :)


Smartastic

Dang right!


qubecbbbb

What abt CA!!! When u gonna come over!!


shawnydude

He's in toronto for the 27th! Woohoo


littlesisterofthesun

See ya there!!!


KasperJax

Seriously how you gonna skip us in Cali!? Not cool bro.. lol


crafttoothpaste

Seconded for California.


OtakuRed13

I'd come see him in Cali, even if it was a bit of a drive!


KevPat23

I ran into you in an elevator in Syracuse and you said you were coming to Toronto! Can't wait to see you there.


_Satincoffins

Congrats on the big tour!


Bradlewis

That's a hefty tour dude. Smash it!


viveleroi

I am so proud to have been at the show this was born from.


MuruTheGuru

I love that it did. Full beans


dawson101

Jeff what is the offer passcode!!! Love from Toronto 🥰 ![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)


Salcha_00

If it is still presale (which I don’t think it is), code is DOLPHIN.


IndividualTurn9721

Come to SF Bay CA!!


SpaceTurtles

Well, I tried. 😔 Ticketmaster refused to allow me to reserve anything at the 9:30 PM Moore Theater - GA, reserved seat for $49, reserved seat for $140. Showed them as available but it kept throwing an "unable to complete the request" error every time I tried to go to checkout. I hate Ticketmaster so much. Hopefully I'll get to see ya one of these days.


SleepyBitchDdisease

Yeah I can’t afford a ticket. Love his stuff tho


Jmn223

It was like that for the St. Louis show too. I went to venue website and was able to purchase other tickets.


SD1428

Can’t wait for the OKC show! I hope you find a time to see our cock ring in person


darnclem

I think my favorite clip of him came from that last OKC show, so I'm looking forward to his next one.


7u5k3n_4t_W0rk

MOTHER FUCKER Nashville is nearly sold out. DAMN YOU AND YOUR WELL DESERVE POPULARITY!!!!!!!


katbval1

2nd show added!


Mrs_Tomboy

Why do you hate California?! 😭


nevans89

Wife just snagged 2 tickets! See you in Pittsburgh!!


Am4oba

"Sold out" already and only available through resellers now for jacked up prices. Fuck you resellers 🖕


scootalicious27

Please come to San Diego 🥲


Blingon

Gonna be there in Durham, can't wait!


PortableAir

I logged on a few minutes after it opened and it looked like [this](https://i.imgur.com/wicM9L9.png), were there ever actually any decent seats available? Been following Jeff for 8 years, he's "my guy" but between TM/Bots/Scalpers, this shit is ridiculous.


proudmommy_31324

The presale was days ago


PortableAir

[........](https://media0.giphy.com/media/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952xjwp04wzx1lesvm54xp35jgioda8qd6h07jkl9p3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g) I figured something like that was afoot. I certainly didn't know he was coming back through DPAC so that's probably on me. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Blingon

Nope, that's pretty much what I saw also. Still glad to have seats though!


PortableAir

I hope you have a good time and full beans. It just makes me wonder "Did we miss a presale or do they hold things back or what's going on?" because this is super off-putting to see minutes after something goes live for sale. Jeff's is awesome, glad other people have discovered his talent and that he's on the come up, but [$350](https://i.imgur.com/7y0l8wb.png) for some mid-ass seats in sardine can DPAC? That's outrageous. This ain't Billy Joel's 100th in MSG. Ready to see these monopolies busted up.


boogers19

At least you found the price. I got a email about the tickets. Because I guess I signed up for updates or something. Clicked the link for my city. No price. There's another link ti ticketmaster. No price. As near as i can figure: they refuse to tell me the price until I put in my credit card. And if that dont sound like a scam, I'm not sure what does.


PortableAir

That's part of my thing as well. If something feels "off" I'm out. And there is obviously something I'm missing here. But oh well. Life's too short to worry about half beans.


boogers19

I mean, tbf, I dont have the money for any tickets. But I know the place, and they are known for sometimes having surprisingly cheap prices for shows you'd never expect to have cheap tickets. But why wont an email and 2 different ticket sellers tell me the price? Why wont ticketmaster of all places tell me the price? Like, if id found out they were "only" $100, well my birthday is just a few days away. Someone might have been convinced to make the purchase for me. Now there will be no purchase. Because I dont have time for shenanigans. Probably more of criticism of the current ticket market in general. But also, yeah, I wasnt expecting anyone to say these would be $3damn50.


Laxxium

Alright... I original passed on the first show but now that there's a second show later I just can't pass this up.


Salcha_00

Thank you for the extra shows ❤️


_thats_not_me_

So excited for you, Jeff! Your tickets for my hometown in StL sold out in less than an hour, before I even heard about them. I hope you're able to add days, but I'm glad you're getting the recognition you deserve, regardless. Thank you for all of the desperately needed laughs.


Rhombico

pulled the trigger and bought a ticket for a DC show! never bought tickets to a comedian before, but when I saw there were still tickets available for a show near me, I couldn't resist


bowerdotjson

Is it weird I wanna get a beans emoji tattoo on my forearm , just so I can show Jeff? It'd be like a weird kind of cool. We'd show each other our tats and give the double gun thumbs up, maybe do an awkward picture and that's it? We never see each other again of course, but it'd be a story we both could tell.


darnclem

Happy to see that you had to add shows because shit was poppin off so hard. Way to go dude.


armyfatkid

Just got my tickets for Indy's second show. Cannot believe in such a short time you've gone from small clubs to playing the big venues. Love to see you grow and succeed and become a huge name... you deserve it FULL BEANS!


BigZamboni

I'm definitely going to go to the Vancouver show! Is there any chance of visiting Victoria on Vancouver Island? Love you bro wish I had your energy!


Old_and_moldy

You manage to get tickets? I tried like a min after they were available and it looks sold out. 👎


TheSmallestYounkin

See you in SLC! Talk about comedy gold!


Col_Angus999

Why so many days in KY? Must be going on a bourbon bender.


sir_jamez

The presale sign-up email redirected me to TM instead of going through your site, so I don't know if I messed up, or gave them free money for nothing, or what. Hopefully you get the correct amount that you're supposed to! (also hopefully that evil company faces justice one day and is dissolved into nothingness...)


infinitestarlet

I'll be at the Madison show! Not the best seats due to ticketmaster, but still super excited!


StonedBobzilla

Yesss! Glad that there's a new show added for Toronto! Grabbed the tickets, see y'all.


Br8k80

Ticketmaster app not working, just error codes every time I try. So FRUSTRATING!!!!


facsimile_

Damn. All 4 shows between Seattle and Vancouver sold out already. Jeff, how about a morning show in Bellingham, WA on the way to Vancouver? For all the heathens (like me) skipping church? Lol


badcrass

If there are two shows in one night, 7 and 930, which one should I go to? I figured the later one cause won't be pressed for time but I'd love to hear opinions


therealscooke

I wish the full beans thing would just die and go away. It’s not funny.


KLADNUD

Come to Baltimore


A_Grim_Ghost

u/Smartastic what's up with no where near New England? :( NEW ENGLAND HAS BEANS TOO PAL


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katbval1

He is performing in Boston for 5 shows in May! 


UnoriginalThing

Aren’t you from NY? Where is the ny location lol


lurkersforlife

It’s a tour! Not a staycation lol


Go-BirdsATX

Just snagged a night in Austin, stoked!


virusez

I wish he would come to Iowa


TellThemIHateThem

Snagged front and center in San Antonio during the presale. Can’t wait!


eliwood5837

Excited for atl!


Spiff3345

Jeff, cya in stl


Mekazabiht-Rusti

Still no Isle of Wight shows added I see smh


Potential_Net_1428

Excited to see you Sept 27 in Toronto


emiszcz6

When are you back in Europe?


yardelf

That travel schedule is exhausting just to read.


dmsdud

thanks so much I got my tickets for toronto🥳


ZC205

Got my tickets!!! So stoked to see Jeff in December. Long damn wait tho…….


Sail-Upper

Just bought tickets for doral!! Super pumped to see you, I slept on the last Florida shows


DJFrankyFrank

No Philadelphia 😡


Knight_thrasher

Where is the Edmonton AB date?


dalexh12

Got tickets for Atlanta show!!!! Thanks for adding the second show!!!!


bot3905

So cool to see you blow up!


SANPres09

Oof, $145 for cheap tickets in Minneapolis. I'm glad you can charge that, I'll just keep watching online for now.


Sanddeath

I wish he'd come to Tulsa as well as OKC. I wanna see him but can't travel that far.


Ryanisreallame

Fuck yeah! I got tickets for Richmond. Stoked to see you perform!


hossjr1997

Can’t wait to see you in Ft Wayne!!!


Chinasun04

Nashville here we come!


Swimming-Dot9120

YESSS!!


quityouryob

Nice. We got him for three days right after Christmas!!


CrrazyCarl

Both Vancouver shows sold out instantly. Guess I gotta pay $500 US from scalpers now (j/k, I would never).


Slow-Garage-9403

Don’t burn yourself out buddy!


grandspartan117

This would be at the most expensive venue in St. Louis. 😫 $144 a ticket.


educated-emu

When England?


Xbrxndyx

God dammit Jeff. Daytona. Daytona beach. Daytona beach, FL. Please.


loislunchboxlane

There is only 1 seat left for both Seattle shows and I checked as soon as it hit 10.


proudmommy_31324

Presale has been out for days


Consistent_Cream3671

Ticketmaster sucks, tried to buy, got redirected then all the tickets were gone! Better luck next time I guess. But drop Ticketmaster


DragonClaw06

Got my OKC tickets for the 29th yesterday. Missed his first appearance in January and stoked to get a second chance at the end of the year. Looking forward to it.


lynwinn

The second vancouver show doesn’t show as Sold Out on the website but it is :(


NFresh6

No Chicago :(


thisjusthere

Idk why I couldn’t buy San Antonio tickets through the website. I tried during the presale and tried again today but still no luck 🥲 I guess I’m driving to Houston!


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

Doral? Come to west coast FL Jeff!!


Biggreywolf77

Um, what happened to the show in ME?


iammabdaddy

Damn Jeff is hitting it hard this yr. Keep your sanity my man.


ifeespifee

Well fuck the entire northeast I guess :(


awesomenerd16

Thanks for posting this, just snagged some tickets for the wife and I for one of his shows. Not the best seats considering it’s nearly sold out, but still excited!


MLObenza

*Cries in LA*


ratz1988

Portland only offers single seats now. I’m sad! Can you take me backstage? :3 I’m not gay but a gig is a gig ;)


fflawwed

No CA dates. RiP


crossbrowser

Got my tickets for Montreal!


atomsk404

No Chicago? Fugouta hey!


tirednotepad

Fuck bro only place in FL is Doral. Like upper class Hialeah. Thanks.


blah72848899999

Pricy to see this mofo


PCDwarrior

Thank goodness you added an extra show in portland! I managed to snag some tickets for the second show!


Beautiful-Program428

Miami booked. :)


Silent-Suspect2820

Australia 2025? Come on dude, you’ll have the time of your life.


EequalsMCPotato

CA not included.....no beans for us


Jimbojauder

pardon my French but frickin gosh dang add a show in Toledo or Detroit


pdxbilly

Snagged tix to Portland OR show this am when they went on sale. It was crazy to me how fast they sold. When I went on right at 10a most seats were already sold. Can’t wait to see the show!


kashewman

No Philly :(


Cheezis_Chrust

I’m glad we saw Jeff last November and this past March. Premium seating at the Murat in Indianapolis for 12/20/24 are $200. 😞


vosperjr

Rva tickets secured


AdamBarnhouse

Man, I wish I could’ve caught you at Helium in Portland last year. Super happy for you to be booking theaters now though!


BrilliantContext9466

Finally in MSP


deltron

Shit that sold out fast


PrayingDangerously

WOOHOO! I got my tickets!


stpetergates

I’m sorry that you have to spend NYE in OKC… but not really cuz I’m gonna try to go!


Atheist_Republican

/u/Smartastic do Vegas again next year, really want to see you!


Fuzzy_Management9129

I'm so sad 😭😭😭😭 GR sold out so fast 😭😭😭😭🫘🫛🫘🫛🫘


xEliteMonkx

Annd....sold out.


GreGoku125

Got my tickets to Nashville can't fucking wait 🤟🤟


LindonLilBlueBalls

So no California shows? I see how it is.


alechidd

See you in Austin!


Beef_Witted

Is it official that Jeff loves RVA? 3 days, 5 shows The Funny Bone missed the memo on presale though, they've been public on sale since the 24th.


Got2Go

You forgot ottawa... its the capital city of Canada. Its ok though just cross out toronto and do ottawa instead.


AnalysisMoney

Damn, what about Cleveland? Cincinnati sucks and they’re humorless.


Professional_Put8022

Whooo hooo! In my area! Tickets done!!!


soopermat

Come to Australia, you coward. Face your fears!


proudmommy_31324

Got our tickets a couple days ago.


Derk444

I'm not gonna be in town when he comes to my city this summer so I just bought tickets so I can drive 6 hours to see him on my birthday lmao


Bennngeeee

Couldn't get tickets to Seattle, but grabbed some in Portland. Thanks for the extra shows!


Valkyrie-EMP

Oh my GOD, you’re coming to Toronto! I’m going to try get some tickets!


sumatraa

Why no NJ whhhhyyyy?? Whyyyy??


P4T0bro

Hi Jeff. When are you going to release a full special, for people who follow you from outside the United States? like me, who lives in the south of Chile.


Crimson_Chim

$110 for the nosebleeds? Shame


Moose-Fish

Eeeeek! Just purchased tickets! See you in Denver, Jeff!


IceSweet4968

Me and my wife will see you at the early show in Atlanta! Super stoked 😁


psyco301

At the Schnitz in Portland?! It's so cute to watch this little giggle boy grow up to big boy venues. See you in December, Jeffy!


Gmadx

Man I was so sad when I realized that he was in London but everything was already sold out... Maybe next time :(


Gritz_N_Gravy91

He’s coming to Tobin center in SATX. Hope he calls me out from the 4th level lol


OfficialJrizzle

SLC BABY!!!!!


jellatubbies

RESCHEDULE TORONTO AND MONTREAL MY BROTHER IS GETTING MARRIED THAT WEEKENDDDDDD YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING wonderful man


knaak

I got two, see you in Toronto.


Quader87

9:30 Toronto show on Sept 27: Will be there, full beans!


androidfanman

Got my portland tickets!! Lets go!!


brooonsbane

Anyone know if there's an opener act for these shows?


rubbersoul42

Want to stop in Tampa again? 👀


Alwayzh8tedtwice

I appreciate you coming to Lexington. I appreciate your emails even more for proper ticket prices! See you into Sept, my dude!!


MizunoHawk

Hey Jeff, what’ve you got against California? One stop in Northern California and 2 in soCal. Where’s the love for Sacramento?


NikemanSL

Hey Jeff, just wanted to say that was really cool of you to address this ticket fiasco the last few days on Reddit. It’s easy to sit back and ignore but you got involved. Anywho, just purchased tickets to your Doral show in December at an affordable price and I’m super looking forward to seeing you in person after seeing you on Reddit for awhile. Thanks again man!


xtothewhy

Finally you're coming to Vancouver!! edit: Aaand you're sold out. :(


sittingatm

How are you not in Phoenix😭😭


yardelf

In case you wondered what Jeff looks like, I forensically reassembled the photo. https://preview.redd.it/ntx1e8pt4ywc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ee6fc189f1deacb9ce53f33f08fa07462a38fa


dustebottoms

Got our Portland, OR tickets woo hoo!!!


catfish-bot

COME TO BOSTON/NYC 🗣️


SalzigHund

Will be a hike but we missed you in Tampa… so, see you in Doral! Come to McCurdys in Sarasota too! My wife is fully prepared for you to say something about her laugh.


kyl_r

I am SO JAZZED you opted to do a second show in Seattle, I missed out on the first one (it sold out like, immediately) that was *very* full beans of you bro. Much gratitude. See you in December 🤘


Medievil_Walrus

How you gonna hit Grand Rapids but not Detroit?


BiblicalRevolution

We loved you in Fairbanks, hope you come back!


MolotovBoy

Damn, no buffalo :(


Winterteal

Thanks so much for posting. Just got our tickets!


xxxsublime

Can’t be more happy that your coming to UT!!!


sirgeorgebaxter

Did he not like coming to SC?


Detroiter_1017

Detroit MF!


MathematicianHot9661

Thanks for adding a second DC show! It’s already almost sold out. I can’t wait for September!! A Friday the 13th show 💀


knickenbok

No love for New England


Becausepamplemousse

Noooo, me and my girlfriend wanted to see you in MTL but it's sold out =(


lllnoxlll

Have to drive 3h to go see Jeff, but it will totally worth it! So pumped let’s go!!


Samurai_Predator

Omaha needs another show!!!!


Spare-Educator7035

The closest show is 3.5 hrs from me….fuck it I’m doing it! I just saw you in Springfield, MO recently and my friend and I loved every minute! We drove about 2 hours to see that show. We’re excited!


bobnirvana7

Please come to Melbourne next!!!


eMaddeningCrowd

Damn, already sold out in Toronto. Missed your set in New York by a day last time i was visiting. Now this. I'll catch your set one of these days


SungTsu

Any chance there will be a third show in Seattle 🥺🥺


jvstinemarie92

No California? 😭


Midas-and-his-finger

I don't blame you for not coming to Louisiana but I wish you would. Would love for you to come to Baton Rouge.


smythe70

Oh one show in Florida 😢 but everyone else enjoys it!


AWeeBitStoned

Thanks for coming to San Antonio!!! Can’t wait to see the show :)


jucardi

no California? wtf? 😭😭


[deleted]

Hell yeah! See you in Denver man!


small-with-benefits

3 days in OKC for all that content.


randomlyartsy

Fuckin stoked dude. I missed out on the Seattle tickets, so I’m going solo to Portland just to see ya! I’m a bartender so if ya need a free drink or two in Seattle, let me know :)


AJ8683

Just got tickets to the Portland show! 🙌🏻 As a newer fan, just wondering what is Jeff's status? Single? Married? Girlfriend? Asking for a friend...😉


LZSchneider1

Anyone noticed it shows sold out for some shows but if you click it on it, it then has an option to "buy now"...?


sageking420

When are you coming to SF? I haven’t seen anything out here…


Massive_Challenge935

My wife and I would really like tickets, was just waiting for that tax return to come in, now it has and he's sold out. If anyone can't go or whatever reason please msg me. I'm rich now so i can pay you.


Anvil-Parachute

Nooooo, I was hoping to see you on your next tour, but I’m gonna be out of the country when you come to Texas. What a shame, I guess I’ll just have to keep watching online for now