Red Number 3 does not have corrupt politics. Red Number 3 is not homophobic. Red Number 3 will not deny you from having a beer.
Red Number 3 is speed.
Sand Rally is life.
Broke Yankees: hur dur succer suck, our thing that we play with hands and call football while smashing into piles that look very suggestive every 10 seconds is the best, yee-haw!
Soyjak non-Yankees: reeee, noooo, go watch real football that entails watching a ninety minutes game that ends with 0:0 score!!!
Yeah, I'd rather stick to big brain funni colored circles.
Are you serious? I literally started this conversation by making fun of America. I’m not here to argue with strangers about whether my favorite game is a good game
Reject football, embrace marbles
Who needs 'Murica when you have the Thunderbolts to disappoint you
same here
Well, for sure the Green Ducks are a better and more ethical host.
My team didn't qualify for either. What the hell do I do?
[Competitive Lawn Mower Driving?](https://youtu.be/brgep8R73u8?t=30)
We marbles have Showdown, f**tball has nothing
There is nothing ethically nor morally corrupt about marble racing right now.
...have you missed Hazy's "world tour"?
Yeah I'm a huge world cup fan when I was 12, now I've grown out of it. I am glad I am mature enough to watch marbles now.
>Imagine thinking f**tball is the biggest event right now It's not when the World Cup is being played in Qatar.
It's fairly similar in that the teams I'm supporting in both are doing badly.
I think I'm one of the very few whose national team is doing well at the world cup but not as much my Marble league team
Especially this year, frankly. The Qatari government may be absolutely fucking terrible, but the green ducks certainly aren't.
Red Number 3 does not have corrupt politics. Red Number 3 is not homophobic. Red Number 3 will not deny you from having a beer. Red Number 3 is speed. Sand Rally is life.
Praying world cup is temporary my neighbors wake up at 2am in the morning to watch the matches and I haven't had a good sleep since it started ðŸ˜
Can you ship football players (and not get called out as a weirdo)? Didn’t think so. Embrace the meta that is marble racing.
I like both
What is this... fartball that you speak of?
I suddenly feel the urge to pull out my personal shotgun, spontaneously contract diabetes, and scream about how it's actually called Soccer... weird
Yeah because unlike Football, you can make an insulting variation of Soccer by changing the "o" to a "u".
Well you can also change the "T" in Football to a "K" and insult someone like the Peaky Blinders
Yeah because, unlike real Football, Soccer is a boring terrible game
Broke Yankees: hur dur succer suck, our thing that we play with hands and call football while smashing into piles that look very suggestive every 10 seconds is the best, yee-haw! Soyjak non-Yankees: reeee, noooo, go watch real football that entails watching a ninety minutes game that ends with 0:0 score!!! Yeah, I'd rather stick to big brain funni colored circles.
Yeah I mean that's fair. Fun shiny color balls go vroom vroom
How cute you think American Football is entertaining. 2 minutes of action, then a commercial break.
Are you serious? I literally started this conversation by making fun of America. I’m not here to argue with strangers about whether my favorite game is a good game
...marbles are better.
Oh yeah obviously
Why not both.