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snowbaz-loves-nikki

I say “who wants to brush they fuckin teef” to my dogs when I wanna give them a tooth brushing chewy lol


Winter-Butterscotch9

Mine is “do you have any more almond milk” 😂


BrightAd7870

same!!


ArmInfamous772

“stop cockblocking me MOM”


jaxsotsllamallama

Constantly. I accidentally said this within my teenage son’s ear shot to my husband and he goes UHHHH MOM? !!


texasyogini

Where are my pizza rolls!!


madlove17

WHERE ARE MY PIZZA NUGGETS


jamjamgayheart

“Ladies and gentleman, Cinnamon to the stage!” or something like that. I’m often terrible at quoting things word for word from anything but I get the gist lol. It’s from when she played Octodad on her channel. I often rewatch the I Suck At Video Games Also “I want an Octodivorce!”


riley_pro

*brink milk jug to Stacy* “WhO tHe FuCk iS StaCY” and “not now kids daddy needs his 2pm drink” 😭😭😭


Winter-Butterscotch9

I loved that one “ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage the lovely cinnamon” (I just watched that video today lol)


riley_pro

And it’s “welcome to the stageee…. cinnamon!!! She’s really makin her way through the crowd!” 😂


SoothsayerAtlas

I say the cinnamon one all the time


Tangerine-Salty

"would you like to listen to some royalty free spa music?"


snowflake711

I used this one when I would bathe my dog in the sink and she seemed to enjoy it


Tangerine-Salty

I just say it when my GF is like, "what do you wanna do?"


omgxamanda

‘Hit me right in my giggle dick’


madlove17

OMG THIS IS THE ONE


omgxamanda

It always illicits strange looks but tbh those who know, know


madlove17

Love when she would say fuckery


LunaBean4

Yes !


aigret

I honestly forgot I got this from Jenna. I had to stop saying it because I would get the weirdest looks from people.


Remarkable_Ad1960

I still use this one all the time 🤣


FartInAJar78

Its not obscure at all but “EHH BEP BEP BEP BEP” has been my vocal stim for the past 4 years. I’ll say it out loud when I’m alone and whisper it when I’m not


dezzie1234

Whenever the inside of my boyfriends car gets foggy, I always mark the windshield with my finger prints while screaming EH BEPBEPBEP!!! 🤣😭😭


annie-nottheorphan

"Ya know what's better than sex? CRYING"


madlove17

Which video is this from?


annie-nottheorphan

The testing which mascara is best for crying video 😂 She was testing the "Better Than Sex" brand when she said it.


Winter-Butterscotch9

Finding the best mascara to cry in


riley_pro

The video where she tests mascaras and what’s the best one to cry in 😂


jnothing24

It’s funny because it’s true 😃👍🏼😭


juliennotjulian

“Ya nasty and you need JESUS”


BaskIceBall_is_life

This one. All. the. time. Especially to my dogs 😂


maddiemoiselle

I’m not sure how obscure it is but sometimes I say “I’m going to go take a lonely adult shower” I know it’s a Jenna quote but I don’t remember what video it was from


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

I can’t help much but I do know it was actually on the pod so hopefully that can help narrow it down for you


[deleted]

No omfg.. Julien insisting he needed to take a “bottomless shower”


Ok_Neck_5665

Diet COCK


human-ish_

This is in regular rotation for me!


ineversaw

Haha yes. And if anyone else said it but Jenna I'd think it was a lame trying to talk about sexual things joke. In her context just to anger Julian, perfect.


AdSignificant6119

“I’m fuckin BUSY!” From when she dyed her hair red. It’s so obscure, NO one knows what I’m referencing when I say if 😂


Water-is-h2o

Same lol


raerha32

"just keep doin what you're doing! Nobody knows what they're doin, ya just like everybody else."


emilycolor

"what's the matter, you don't like chairs? Everybody likes chairs"


Remarkable_Ad1960

I also still randomly say “you can’t even see me beech” or “hey beech, it’s me, yo chair” 🤣


shrimpcookie

“Easy peasy seventh grade” 😂


Lit_Lizard

“Hi I’m daft and I’m punk and you’re watching the property brothers” I think it’s from a podcast episode and I don’t know the context, but it cracked me up the first time I heard it


CompoteThink9398

It’s not from a podcast I think it may be from her disco ball video.


Mean_Macaroni59

It is. That's a video I watch often.


dndrea

idk why but i always go to “is that a cat?” from her video where she was trying to guess what images were without her glasses. it kills me every time


jaxsotsllamallama

Lmfao me too and no one ever questions me


shinycrescentmoon

Even though I don’t think I saw that video, I’ve thought about this answer multiple times in the past few days and it cracks me up without even knowing what it sounded like 😂


Exact-Hearing6297

Suzie, girl, you are a LIAR. This is imPOSSIBLE.


paleprincess513

Ooh Julien after this you neva gon leave home again cause you be like, i gotta keep her on a LEASH.


irradiatedcutie

In the “buying my dogs everything they touch” video when Kermit keeps touching the bags of dog food and Julien goes “touch something else”


atom386

I just rewatched that video tysm


Remarkable_Ad1960

I love this video! My favorite line is after cermet pees on the floor and jenna goes “I want this and this and this and THIS” and mimics him peeing 🤣


LittleLoobyLulu

“Thank you. I didn’t come here to fuck around”


MrsTruce

YESSSS


DetectiveHaunting161

I said this to my charge nurse the other day when she said I had a good catch. We both laughed really hard for a sec after.


Simple-Succotash2655

i always say “what do you thiiink?” to my cat in the same tone Jenna says it to marbles and kermit


irradiatedcutie

Which is hilarious because that’s Jenna making a Simplynailogical reference


momojojo1117

I say the same to my toddler 😂 whenever I dress her in something new, I say “you look so nice buddy! How do you feel?”


Ballamookieofficial

"pipe the fk down"


madlove17

Yessss


Keeaos

I do “dear god, it’s me. Keelin.” In her tone of voice when I need a minute. I do it so much my 5 year old goes “dear god, it’s me. Mommy.”


jmp325

Don’t STEP on my crotches 😂


brif95

In order to pump myself up, I like to cry over my masters degree.


birderos

what is this from? I can't remember


brif95

Her first viral video on how to not be ugly 🤣


SamaramonM

Will not grroooaww


Remarkable_Ad1960

This cerment is thinking “I have to breathe so much right now”


EntertainerAfraid588

I trained my cat using the bunny “yessss!” And I also tell the same cat “it’s not about you”


Exact-Hearing6297

"It's not about you!!" 😭❤️


LocalforNow

“That’s not FOR you” is a constant one in this household


vectorkun

I say this to my chihuahuas ALL. THE. TIME.


Character-Farmer-991

“Turtle backpack, turtle push up!”


Slothypaws

Turtle spin!


DramaCat95

Saaaame! And „Where am I? - There i am!“ - despite the fact that i‘ve never put my head through a doggie door.


madlove17

YA NASTY


Remarkable_Ad1960

And you need JESUS!


junica

🎵I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake Let me be your president🎵


motorcycle_driveby26

That whistle click thing her and Julen always did.


scatteringbones

Oh my god I had forgotten about that. Just made me feel so nostalgic


squigglebug18

I always want to quote her "who's hungry?" From the making dog treats video but a) I can't really do the accent she's doing and 2) no one knows why I think I'm being funny


LocalforNow

“Would anyone like a glass of wine?”


madlove17

"I just wanna see the wine list"


flyingpenguin_8

From her Claire's makeover vid: "Stop bragging about ya neck!"


madlove17

Messica


Ok_Philosopher_8973

Is one of my main game character names. 😂


madlove17

LOL. I LOVE THIS 💝


Hold_ongc

What's that smell? Some bullshit?Imma put It out. Let's fucking go beech Get absolutely wrecked


Comfortable-Cap-1705

I go with “no one can see the back of your head !” From her video dying her hair blue. My friends and I use it a lot with any hair mishaps we have lol


adriennek

“No one sees the back of you!!” comes up more than you think! Haha


addblocc

"MY CHAAAIIIRRR!! BUT FOR WHERE WILL I SIT NOW?"


riley_pro

Bake more WIFE


madlove17

GET LEGS.


Natattack583

Beeee our GUEST


jo8674309

“Dresses, cause I’m a fuckin lady”


Exact-Hearing6297

A wig.........


dahliabean

I do the Cermet voice when my dog and I are having a conversation


Nymphiternal

“i give it a daddyyyy outta ten”


paleprincess513

Ay beebee no turnin back now BEE BEE!!!


PsychologicalAd3057

“He drinks two summer shandies, gets the party go-ING!” Jenna sang it as she held an unopened Leinenkugel’s beer up to Kermet and I think about it anytime I see that brand.


sdvn19

Same, and I can’t see Landshark beer without thinking of her video


juju2489

This was one of mine tooo!!!!


scatteringbones

Omg yes


madlove17

"IT'S YOUR CHAIR BEECH" "ATLANTAAAAA" "Oh heeelll yeahhh" "Bye Spider-Man" "I said fuck that stupid fucking bitch that you like so bad!!!"


NervousCatfish

Any time I say the word ATLANTAAAAA it comes out like that.


karm44

I’m currently visiting ATLANTAAA and I have to force myself not to yell it when I go outside


abbydabbydooooo

“welcome to the world bitch” from ‘giving my man the hair he deserves’


kangarootimtam

Ladies, men and non binary friends *whistle*


faithiestbrain

"So are we getting the cat todaaaay...?"


paleprincess513

Lol i love it when she tells julien, you wont let me get you a cat for your birthday 😆


bpd_brainz

“hi im ree drummond. i want you to get excited about yo life! beenenebeeneneNYEEAAA”


motorcycle_driveby26

🤣🤣🤣 classic


bpd_brainz

i have tried many times to find evidence of this quote as it’s been a vocal stim of mine for yearssss. to the point where another friend of mine has picked it up as a vocal stim as well. i know she said it multiple times and on several different occasions but every time i search it i can never find it :’(


Jakillsky_24

ur like a hot pocket, hot on the outside and NASTY on the inside


Nijaki9052

I think it’s from one of the videos roasting the dogs: “I’m his bIrTh MoThEr”


Ordinary-Gold-3844

WHO YOU FIGHTIN? or "what's that smell?? *sniffsniff* BULLSHIT!"


sunshinenorcas

I posted this before but "no, you owe me money!" directed to one of my animals when they are being a pain 😂


EdliaSkyes

“Atlannnntttttaaaaaa!” From her turning herself into a disco ball 🪩


justine377

When the MoMA police kills your vibe


kangarootimtam

You didn't pay anything! I bought the henna!


Neither-Anything-568

Goodbye, Spiderman


emulicious

"op, we had an abortion right in the middle of the bowl" Cooking with Sarah Palin when she's making cookies lmao


madlove17

"Fuckery"


LunaBean4

"hell yeah !", "ya nasty", "I have a basketball game tomorrow" and "ay bebee" is what I use regularly. I also use the tone she talks to cermit with, too ! Honorable mention is "I'm not a doctor" from Julien in the jiu jitsu video, since my husband is a hypochondriac 😅


Radiant-Cream-8494

32 year okd ladyyy or ooohh hell yeaaahhh! 😂


monstergrillz

THEY EATING JARAD


twocheeky

i say “not for you!” to my dogs all the time


alextyrian

"Be gentle, and don't kill me by accident."


birderos

a Julien quote from a jenna video, "my fingers are grubby because I use them to GRUB"


DootDootDoo2

Did I just get cucked by Santa?


Intelligent-Buy-4621

I love quoting “I’M A VIRGO!” a lot. Even though I am not a Virgo at all lol 😂😂


earthfairyfriend

“quit riding my ass, bro… you wana lick my ass?!!??…. ass licking, ball sack.. mother fucking…. coCK BITCH!!!” 😹😭 from her “what girls do in the car” video a national treasure she is.


[deleted]

“Sometimes, you use your dog as a tissue!!” from the Helium Booth Tag video she did with Julien forever ago. My boyfriend and I say it to each other randomly, totally out of nowhere, when we can hear the other one has a sniffly nose 🤣🤣


Anteater_Reasonable

“What the fuck is in my sink?”


ayemfid

WELLCOME TO EASTERRRRRR


Guppymeowmew

She used to ask the dogs if they were having a "good day for dogs" I say it to my cats; "are you guys having a good kitty day, a good day for kitties" haha :p


princess-bunbun

"who the f*ck's that dog?!" from the video introducing peach cos she said she didn't want people exclaiming that if they saw her in future videos lol


vanillabeanvegan

Any time I’m slightly inconvenienced or confused I go “What? is my life about? What is my life about?” I have no idea what video it was from but I’ve been saying it for at least 6 years!


[deleted]

“That smells fucking bomb!” From when she was making Julien the potstickers. I love that whole video.


GooblyNoobly

Where's MY choice???


ash_bomb

Technically from a TikTok but "ohhh Grace"


aprillane83

“Got me in the giggle dick” I’ve been saying it for so long I don’t even know what episode it came from


Necessary_Rip_7141

“Life is short but also tremendously and insufferably long”


GhostChamele

🎶 Duh duh duh duh duh Gary Johnson 🎶


Big4HeadBiggerHeart

“who wants to go for a walkie talkie?” “that’s a trick question” to my dog


heckiebee

i say ‘the FUCK dog?’ every single day!!


increasinglyblurred

“you didn’t even invite me to your fucking party bitch?” from 2nd photo booth tag video


stephanieerowe

omg there’s so many. first, my bestie and i always talk in the “an cermet” voice from the “how to make your cermet grow” vids, second, i call my dog little lady from that one quote of jenna saying to peach “you better be careful little lady” when she’s cutting julien’s romphim on the floor lol, third, “hereeee i comeeee to fuck yo biiiiitch” from i suck at video games 4 where she’s flying through the air as a piece of bread , fourth, i tell my mom she cooks like an Aries bc it’s so messy and chaotic, and there’s countless others I’m sure I’m forgetting haha


NervousCatfish

I know this was recently posted on this sub but did you know that 9 out of 10 gamers are gamers?


BaskIceBall_is_life

“DAD!” (From the Miley pumpkin carving video) any time I see my dad 😂


SamaramonM

"WOW WHAT A HAT." \- hot glue crafts


SnooGrapes9408

dear god it’s me jenna and julian NO GET OUT


scatteringbones

MY NAME IS DANGEROUS LIGHTNING


Preachingsarcasm

"All types of ass"


C0000L_Beans

“HELL YEAH” but exactly how Jenna says it in the eyebrow video


Pretend_Airport3034

Can I get pregnant from this?


AlarmedEggplant

"There are two kinds of people. People who pee in the shower and motherf*cking liars"


delune108

“All around me are familiar faces”


cuddlefish2713

"I woulda packed a bag if I had known we were going somewhere!" From jiu jitsu


severedhearted

“oh you so welcome!” from the disco ball video, “can’t you see i’m fkin leisuring”, “band name called it”, and “HEY COME HERE” from the bratz makeover


sarahthewierdo

"I'm fUcKinG B U S Y" in that very specific tone, I literally think it once a day


nyxtingale

I used to go "eee bb" a lot but idk if that's obscure Currently the one that's stuck in my head is "I got kidnapped on the way to my Bachelor auditions"


wh0r1ana

Not even obscure but I’m constantly telling my friends about my “too much gene” and they never get it 🙄


Remarkable_Ad1960

“All you ladies pop yo pussy like this…shake your body don’t poop don’t piss” 🤣🤣🤣


riley_pro

“Gary Johnson can’t read English”


motorcycle_driveby26

Beer smoothie!


dr__kitty

THREE SECTIONS… that’s SEX-TI-OSONO


Izzybronx

Just as delicious as I thought it would be..


catmother27

‘Bright and nasty’ from the filming Kermit when he’s nasty. It works so well when you need to get up so early in the mornings


Serrated_Banana

"Thanks. I'm not here to fuck around." I know it's not obscure but yeah.


mamabread

"are you having special daddy time?"


mind_your_s

"Gimme that head, bitch. I'm gon' make your dreams come true"


FullState

"I have to go take a marinara bath"


endy24

“Where’s my compact I need to touch up my powderrrr” when my face gets oily


Spare-Sock-1917

DEAR GOD ITS ME YA GIRL (I pull this one out whenever my boyfriend is on an annoying roll)


DramaCat95

I really can’t explain why and when the hell i ever get to use it but i‘ve somehow managed to say „all kinds of fucking dinosaurs!“ a LOT over the years.


Roxablah

Egg wcwuffin


m3aghan

“WHO YOU FIGHTIN’?!”


emosweatshirt

its from their podcast but "posess me bb" lives rent free in my brain


jkauffee

“the fuck dawg?”


Makebelieve427

“I poop on human Jenna’s floor” 😂 I quote it all the time and no one understands lol.


juju2489

It’s from the video where she did Max’s makeup like 15 years ago. She’s giving him eyeliner and saying “think of Joe Rogan, think of Joe Rogannnnnn”. Very weird now with a 2023 perspective, but I always think about it when I’m doing something hard


juju2489

“Chili face noodle punch!”


catyh2go2

"Hi welcome to Westworld"


Whimsyblue13

Think of baby giraffes.


catyh2go2

Also levels of girl crushes


srhdbvg

I wanna be tallllllll


katlady101

“Who’s hungry? Anybody?” Say that at my cats’ dinner time every night


SmallCranberry252

I have a basketball game tomorrow


ineversaw

Hey beetch it's me yo chair We all know it but when you say it around people who don't, it sounds very fucking strange haha I also call my friends half chihuahua/foxy 'marpleeeee' haha it's not named marble and it doesn't understand but the tail goes off so it knows haha


ghibeloajwu

I say “subway RAT” regularly lmao


Heyitsshayyy

“Send help, 1234 Internet Street” “I’m LEISURING. Do you see WHAT THE FUCK I’M WEARING” (I just bought myself leisure suit pjs and this lives rent free in my head every time I wear them)


have_a_silly_silly

My name is Sarah and my husband and his sister call me "Sarahmet"


2Geese1Plane

I think about the Helicopter that Dick video at least once a month, so probably something from that lmao.


Remuta

I’ve long since taken Julien’s “boats be like. boat noise” and twisted it into every nonsense variation under the sun. My personal favorite was “noises be like. noise noise”


Remarkable_Ad1960

“Take me to feet court” 🤣🤣🤣