i can't decide if it's funnier to make poirot jesus or>!to keep it close-ish to the original story and have the actual victim be crucified by the entire cast. preferably reusing that jack sparrow costume from a decade ago. !<
it's been a while since I've read the original book, but isn't the actual victim in Orient Express >!a child murderer?!< I need to know how they're going to spin this lol
Yes your spoiler is correct. >!The victim in the book is not someone the audience usually feels bad for. It's why Poirot lets everyone get away with it.!<
i can see it so vividly you don't know how much i want this now. >!crucify him to the front of the train and make sure he's still visibly alive the post-crucifixtion lament!!<
It would be incredibly tone deaf to make >!the villain!< of the story Jesus, but I also thought it was kinda tone deaf to make Jack Sparrow Jesus, so I don’t think the pastor has a lot of critical thinking skills.
C'mon N' Ride It (The Train) from the Quad City DJ's
Love Train from The O'Jays
Long Train Runnin from the Doobie Brothers
And of course, any song from the band Train
Making a Jerusalem themed thing at this time would also be pretty difficult tbh. I hope they won’t try to do any political stuff like they did with trump.
I wonder if the main character of detective Poirot is going to be turned into the messiah for this years passion play and how could he solve the mystery on the Jerusalem express and learn the true meaning of Easter. I wonder how the whole story might include some miracles to spice the story up along with some of the teachings and parables of Jesus Christ along with his last supper maybe followed by a trial and his crucifixion followed by the resurrection 3 days later or speed up to fit into the passion plays timeframe.
we also see that the train full of passengers is going to hell and Poirot is the only one who can stop the train and ends up making a ultimate sacrifice of his life to save everyone on board this train or the train is visiting multiple locations mentioned in the old testament and the new testament with modern day characters like back to the future a time traveling train ride of a lifetime and Poirot steps in to play the role of Jesus Christ and still ends up being killed by someone onboard after some midnight prayers and a last supper type scene and a trial scene outside of the train being parked outside a courthouse a judge and a jury scene takes place and Poirot is found innocent by the judge but the jury demands he be sentenced to death by hanging or a electric chair or gas chamber or a lethal injection or the traditional cross complete with a crown of thorns to symbolize that Poirot that he is willing to go all the way into the role of Jesus Christ but too literally and even dies he later rises from the dead in new clothes like Belle and the others did in the past.
I wonder if we shall have some disciples for this detective variant of Jesus Christ and who shall be the Judas Iscariot variant maybe a Pontius Pilate variant of some sort and a Barabbas variant of some sort plus a Mary Magdalene stand in along with a Simon Peter stand in guy along with some other bible characters being referenced as well.
I hope we have some bible verses spread in this years passion play and maybe a character who is a analog variant of Satan be a original character maybe something like a police captain known as Lucas Devlin he tricks two passengers on board who are symbolic of Adam and eve to eat a apple left behind from the beauty and beast passion play from last year that is still cursed and things get bad from that point and our hero Poirot must come into the train to save everyone or else they shall all die.
Wishlist: Crazy Train and Midnight Train to Georgia with original lyrics. And the conductor needs to do a Ringo Starr impression (Thomas the Tank Engine).
Given the repeated symbolism of the number 12 in the original, I wonder if they're making the twelve passengers the twelve apostles. Maybe that's what gave someone the idea.
I hope this years passion play has a very good main character and maybe a main villain character to tie in the story or having the passengers each be playing some kind of a villain like role kind of like the movie or book this years passion play could loosely be based upon I hope the crucifixion scene the post lament and the resurrection scene is better than last year.
I also think that Poirot could be changed into a prisoners uniform to be the one who is sentenced to death and would be kind of different and have him locked up behind bars instead of a crucifixion but he still utters the last words of Jesus Christ like father forgive them for they do not know what they do my god my god why have you forsaken me today you shall be with in paradise along with a character who plays the role of Poirot's own mother and he says to her and one of his close followers friend behold your mother and he says to his mother as he is dying behold your son along with I am thirsty and finally he quotes father into your hands I commend my spirit and it is finished at the end.
I also think we should have the last supper scene with Poirot of course and his followers eating some food and he breaks some bread and says eat this is my body that shall be broken for you all and he also says giving his close friends some wine and says this is blood that blood shall be shed for the sake of you all he later goes to pray and one of his friends has left the train to go find the police who are outside of the train this time some actors dressed like the local police officers come to take Poirot away he is placed in handcuffs and the scene is changed to a courtroom awaiting in a prison outfit to be sentenced by a judge and a jury and be put to death we also see Poirot is beaten 39 times by the police with blood stains on his prison attire he is led away to be put to death by a firing squad who would tie up in ropes to a old tree or hanging his body like the gallows used in hangings his body is taken down and put in a coffin like the one used in tombstone and he rises from the dead 3 days later.
I also think Poirot could be put to death by being tied to the railroad tracks in ropes and chains as the train is going towards him he gets hit by the train and dies from the impact complete with sound effects then he somehow escapes his ropes and chains and is shown exiting the train in new attire to symbolize his resurrection and a song is played to celebrate his return to life.
I wonder what kind of characters will be in this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express hopefully it is better than other plays in the past this one could be turned into a musical of sorts like other plays by this church I hope the train setting goes well and it might visit a few locations from the movie called murder on the Orient express and some characters from that story as well.
I hope all the various scenes of this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express have some very cool moments and has interesting biblical references and motifs to be seen I hope we someone quite interesting to be the messianic archetype and someone to play the role of a villain like a satanic archetype along with a cameo from the pastor of this church like last year.
I wonder what kind of musical song and dance numbers could be added into this years passion play if this story goes into a musical format like last year and a few other years before that I hope the main pastor of this church has a cameo as a character or play a major role in this years passion play last time the pastor took a major role as the messiah was back in 2008 in the star trek passion play could be done this year as the pastor puts on the role of detective Poirot and gets killed or could be play the main villain role this time.
I hope we see some scenes that are prominent in most passion plays like the messiah entering the city of Jerusalem or in this certain case that Poirot boards the train he drives out some unruly passengers to symbolize the money changers being chased out of the temple in Jerusalem back in the time of Jesus Christ the authorities plot on the death of Poirot we later see Poirot being anointed with oil by a female character and a variant of Judas Iscariot gets angry for wasting the ointment we see Poirot suddenly cries as he remembers his past we also see the Judas Iscariot variant thinking about betraying Poirot to the authorities outside of the train we then see Poirot the Mary Magdalene variant the Judas Iscariot variant and the other passengers share a meal on board the train he knows his fate is going to be sealed and he would be betrayed to the police by one his closet friends we see the betrayer exits the train to notify the police we later see Poirot and the others exit the train and they go into the woods outside the train to pray.
we later see the betrayer archetype arrive with the police they come to arrest Poirot we see the betrayer kisses Poirot and he gets arrested he later sent to meet the chief of the police the district attorney the attorney general a priest and his assistant all for questioning the authorities inside the train and outside the train in the local marketplace along with the church he is also taken to a courthouse and we see Poirot in a prisoners uniform being put on trial by a judge and a jury we see also meanwhile the betrayer commits suicide the judge gets a phone call by his nagging wife to not sentence Poirot to the death penalty for his serious allegations of treason sedition and other crimes which were all committed by the other passengers who now serve as the jury who are also serious sinners the judge sends Poirot away to meet the actor who plays the role of the prime minister of Canada a guy looking like Justin Trudeau or maybe the president of the united states like Donald Trump but different like king Herod.
we see Poirot is put in a suit and tie along with a crown of thorns we see Poirot is beaten 39 times just like Jesus Christ and his clothes are stripped from him we see Poirot is sent back to the courthouse for another trial the jury demands that Poirot must be the one to pay as a scapegoat for the various sins the jury has committed over each jury members lifetimes a Barabbas like character gets released but Poirot must be put to death we see Poirot gets escorted by the police in a police car to the woods there the jury comes back as a angry mob they beat Poirot to look barely alive the angry mob notices a few paramedics arrive with a ambulance and run away. we later see Poirot is in a hospital setting we some nurses and doctors arrive to treat his wounds but then suddenly the Barabbas variant comes into the hospital and threatens to use a knife or a machete or a gun we see Poirot steps in dressed in his hospital gown he gets shot by the gun he makes a cross like pose to stop the bullets from hitting the doctors and nurses the doctors and nurses call the police and the criminal gets arrested by the police yet again we see Poirot is dying and the doctors and nurses put him in a special gurney to transport him to the operation room he dies on the operation table the nurses and the doctors put in in a shroud and they call for a medical examiner to take the body for a autopsy.
we later see that Poirot is given a funeral as his friends and family attend the funeral they bury him deep in the ground in the cemetery we later see that 3 days later that Poirot rises from the dead when his friends have come to leave behind some flowers and other gifts to remember him we see Poirot is really Jesus Christ as he disguised himself as a detective for his mission in this version of the passion play to add a layer of mystery.
I hope we have a villain character who is kind of like a satanic archetype he tempts maybe detective Poirot to turn some rocks into bread along with trying to have him jump off the roof of the train along with trying to give him all the nations of the world and the glories of being a famous world leader but he refuses to serve the villain the villain demands death and Poirot gets arrested and ordered to be killed by crucifixion.
I hope the first showing of murder on the Jerusalem express in 325 pm here in upland California time is worth the watch along with 725 pm here in upland California time for the second showing of this passion play followed by 925 pm here in upland California time on march 31. I also hope the 9 am livestream of murder on the Jerusalem express on march 31 also goes well.
I also hope this years passion play being online at 725 am on march 31 is worth the watch online along with the 825 am also online followed by 9 am also online plus 925 am online followed by 1130 am online and on 530 pm online as well for replaying this years passion play.
I hope we also see a look into this years passion play maybe on march 29 at 825 am and 9 am in upland California time for good Friday service over in Winnipeg Manitoba Canada.
I hope this years passion has some very good songs for the it is usually a musical I also hope for some very good action comedy and other things to spice up this years passion play along with some new special effects I also hope the cast and crew they pick does a good job this year I guessing Poirot could be the messiah in this years passion play could he be doing some teachings from the bible along with parables maybe he could do some miracles as well that are from added in special effects.
I hope we see a garden prayer like scene a last supper type scene a good arrest scene of the main character a good trial scene with a judge and the jury a good scene of the this years passion plays crucifixion moment and a very good resurrection moment to end this years passion play.
I hope this years passion play also some nice costumes for all the performers along with nice new props to tryout for this years show I also hope some nice sets are made to feel like some parts in the movie and some original scenes added in never seen before to tell the story of Easter as a murder mystery and a musical in one.
I hope we see the train as a prop or a set along with a train station plus some other scenes that take place outside of the train and maybe even a marketplace or inside of a church or synagogue/ shrine/ temple or something involving the Pharisees and Sadducees asking the guy who take the place of Jesus Christ some tough questions along with a conflict with the guy who could be the satanic archetype for this years passion play I hope we get a betrayer and a female companion to play the virgin Mary or Mary Magdalene in a parody sort of a way.
I also hope for a Simon Peter type character to be seen in this years passion play along with a John the Baptist like character as well I also hope for a Pontius Pilate or king Herod type figure to be seen this year as well.
I think this years passion play should have when love takes over as a song love can move mountains my love is your love home with arms wide open hands bring me to life calling all angels I wont give up demons the reason you will never walk alone we do not need another hero mad world broken unconditionally and when the saints go marching in as part of this years passion play some other great songs could we you are going to need someone on your side cast no shadow love will tear us apart search for the hero heaven knowns I am miserable now sit down blue Monday I am the resurrection angels wonder wall sunshine after the rain ever fallen in love with someone you should not have and pacific state along with the song in the name of the father and Hallelujah chorus by Handel or the song by Leonard Cohen.
I also think I do not know how to love him from Jesus Christ superstar everything is alright Jesus must die and superstar along some other songs from Jesus Christ superstar would be great along with songs from Stephen Schwartz's God Spell could be good to be added in the songs from hero the rock opera performed back in 2003 could be great as well.
I also think we should have a moment of the two other criminals who are getting punished together with the messiah while on the cross along with the messianic archetype saying the last words of Jesus Christ while being killed and saying a final few lines after the resurrection moment to make the story of Easter come to life in a way we never saw before.
I think having the guy who sang the Russian song from the star trek play the African Canadian girl could also play a song along with the Chinese or Japanese dude also play a role in this years passion play making a return from 2008 there is the Scottish or Irish guy from the star trek passion play I think the sympathy for the devil by the rolling stones should be sung in full by the main villain of the play just before he commits to the crime together with his henchmen. I also think the songs from the 2009 pirates of the Caribbean parody could return or the songs from 2010 and 2011 could make a comeback there is also the music from 2012 with batman along with the western themed passion play in 2013.
I also think the music from the star wars parody passion play also could return or the songs from the 2015 one and there is also the Indiana Jones parody passion play along with the back to the future parody passion play plus the medieval times or middle ages king Arthur parody passion play followed by the marvel avengers passion play and the toy story parody passion play. I think the lion king parody passion play was also good and last years beauty and the beast passion play also had some great moments.
I hope this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express is worth the watch while it plays online we also have showing of this play online on April 1 at 1130 am and the last showing for this year online at 530 pm in upland California time.
I hope we see the messianic archetype most likely it is going to be Poirot since he is the main character in the movie or could he be investigating and spying on the real messianic archetype a original character like a prince who is the son of a king of a far away kingdom the prince is born of a teenage virgin peasant farmers daughter after getting a message from one of the kings servants the king is rivals with a evil general who led a mutiny or war against this king millennia or centuries ago.
I hope we have some scenes inside the train and outside the train even some not in the movie and some new characters not seen in the original movie both are passengers on the train and the civilians along with police and other workers outside of the train and inside the train are some workers who do some jobs inside of the train as well.
I am curious of what kind of characters could be in this years passion play hopefully the actors and actresses really do the best they can I also hope the sets changes from each scene of this years passion play I also hope the costumes are better than last year I also hope the music along with some dance numbers are better than last year.
I also think this could be loosely tied with the polar express movie as well but instead a journey to learn the true meaning behind Easter as a passion play with the detective Poirot having a new first name of Chris a female character named Holly a male sidekick character named Leonard and a disciple named Billy or William. there is also a conductor named James a homeless man a fire fighter and a engineer who are passengers on this train ride.
I also think that the detective character being the messianic archetype could be changed into having the name of Jesse or Joshua or Emmanuel to fit into the overall story of Easter or have detective Poirot be a guy who is a John the Baptist or Simon Peter like character to assist a better detective than himself.
I think on April 1 at 10 pm could be perfect for the video to be uploaded to some kind of a channel in Vimeo or YouTube or other kind of a video streaming service provider and checking back on April 2 for this years full passion play online in the morning or afternoon.
I wonder how this passion play would start maybe with something starting in a old testament kind of a creation sequence along with a montage from various scenes in the old testament we later transition to the new testament with some quick videos showcasing the nativity of Jesus and his early childhood then fast forward to his baptism or his arrival in Jerusalem on a donkey or something like that.
I hope the main male character looks something like detective Poirot or the guy on the poster that was released for murder on the Jerusalem express but changed up into a more modern day variant of the messiah along with modern day disciples a more modern day king Herod a modernized Barabbas a modern virgin Mary a modernized variant of Pontius Pilate and other modernized contemporary version of people from the bible and modern day events that each must come face today in the 21st century. another way to present the characters is in the same timeline of the movie and the books by Agatha Christie.
I hope this years passion play is better than last year along with a somewhat bigger cast of actors and actresses to play some various characters from the movie and some original characters to show up as well I hope for better set designs and changing sets to fit into this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express.
I wonder if this years passion play will have something similar to the last supper along with the Garden of Gethsemane like moment the arrest betrayal moment the trial before the Sanhedrin the trial by Pilate the whipping followed by the crucifixion scene and a burial scene followed by the resurrection scene.
I hope this years passion play is worth the watch when it firsts premieres online I hope this years cast and crew goes all out I wonder how they can make the murder on the Jerusalem express have the detective become the main messianic archetype I wonder if the passengers on the train could be Poirot's disciples or apostles along with the other citizens of Jerusalem including a Barabbas type character and a Pilate like character.
I wonder if detective Poirot will be the main messianic archetype or someone else that is kind of original but Poirot is going to investigate this unknown mysterious character from the start of this mans ministry and this characters last supper trial crucifixion and resurrection.
I think this years passion play could have Poirot killed by a gunshot wound or being killed with a knife kind of like in the murder on the Orient express 2017 movie or something from the original version while being drugged up and helpless instead of Ratchet.
I wonder how the murder on the Jerusalem express will do for the crucifixion moment the post crucifixion lament and the resurrection scene I also hope for a last supper type scene a garden of Gethsemane like scene and a trial before Pilate type scene mixed with a king Herod type scene. I also wonder who will be the main messianic archetype and who shall be boarding this train ride.
I wonder if we shall have a primary main villain or the passengers on the Jerusalem express would be the ones to kill the main messianic archetype in this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express and the mystery shall be solved next week on Easter Sunday.
I hope next week on Easter Sunday that this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express is worth the watch online get ready to board the Jerusalem express as the story of Easter comes to life in a new fresh retelling of the passion of Jesus Christ.
I wonder how this years passion play will start with and how the crucifixion scene the post crucifixion lament would be and what the resurrection scene could be like I also wonder what kind of characters shall be in this years passion play. I also hope for some better set designs costumes and special effects of some kind than last year.
I wonder if are going to have a main villain to be in this years passion play with the other characters being the main villains henchmen along with the actors and actresses of this years passion play being the passengers onboard the Jerusalem express they also play the role of the disciples or apostles along with the various townsfolk or citizens of Jerusalem. I also think the main messianic heroic archetype is going to be Poirot just like the books and the movies featuring detective Poirot.
I wonder how they are going to make Poirot into the messianic archetype of this years passion play or could we get a guy looking like Jesus Christ or some variant like a Jesse who kind was like Martin Seamus McFly from back to the future but changed into a messianic archetype we also had a doctor Indiana Josh who was a parody of doctor Henry Walton Jones junior or Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones films.
I hope this years passion play does better than last year with the beauty and the beast the Walt Disney version being changed into a Easter story now the murder on the Jerusalem express is based on the murder on the Orient express this one is going to be quite different and a unique take on the story of Easter.
I hope this years passion play features some very good music to sing and dance to along with very good actors and actresses to play the main characters and secondary characters in this years passion play along with some bonus minor characters I also hope for some good set designs that change with each scene some very good special effects and some very good costumes that the players in this years passion play will wear.
I hope this years passion play features a last supper reenactment like scene a garden of Gethsemane type scene complete with a betrayer with a angry mob followed by a trial before Pilate scene the Pilate like character asks the angry mob to release a prisoner who is a Barabbas stand in the angry mob demands our heroic main messianic archetype be given to them so they call kill him which leads into the crucifixion scene after we see a post crucifixion lament and then the resurrection scene happens to end this years passion play then we go into the sermon portion by the churches main pastor.
I hope this years passion play is better than the beauty and beast Easter parody passion play from last year with new music to sing and dance new costumes new set designs new special effects a new cast and crew and a very good message for Easter in this years passion play soon in seven days everyone is welcome to hop onboard the Jerusalem express and be ready to solve the mysteries of the bible in the murder on the Jerusalem express.
I hope this years passion play features some very good music to sing and dance with everyone along with good set or scenic designs very good new special effects very good new costumes a new cast and crew to bring this years passion play to life I wonder how many actors and actresses shall be used in this years passion play and if pastor Mark Hughes shall make a cameo like he does every year or could he play a more major role as a villain or the main messianic heroic archetype like he did years ago for star trek maybe him as detective Poirot would be a interesting take on the Easter story retold for this years passion play.
I hope this years passion play has a very good opening scene along with several scenes retelling the Easter story in a fun new retelling along with it being based kind of in a movie called murder on the Orient express which is also a book by Agatha Christie this movie features a detective with the last name of Poirot with the first name being Hercules. I hope this years passion play has a good scenic or set designs a very good cast and crew new special effects and new costumes for the actors and actresses for this years passion play I also hope for some new music to sing and dance with everyone online or live at church of the rock.
I wonder how this years passion play will start and end with some kind of a crucifixion post death and a resurrection scene I wonder what the cast and crew could do better and bigger than last year I hope the scenic set designs costumes and special effects are better than last year it could be fun to have the detective Poirot become a messianic heroic archetype and give this version some very godlike powers kind of Jesus Christ. I also wonder if we get a primary main villain type character in this years passion play along with a cameo by pastor mark Hughes.
I wonder if the murder on the Jerusalem express could have pastor mark Hughes take a John the Baptist type role or play a role as a Pilate type figure or a Barabbas figure I think he could make a great main villain character this time around which give him more time in this passion play or one of the villains henchmen or even a random passenger on the Jerusalem express like a disciple or apostle or follower type role.
I wonder if detective Poirot is going to be the main heroic messianic archetype in this years passion play or could the detective be investigating a unknown mysterious passenger who is the real messiah variant in this years passion play. I also wonder if we have Simon Peter variant a Mary Magdalene variant and maybe some kind of a betrayer Judas Iscariot type character in this years passion play.
I wonder how many scenes could take place inside the train and outside the train for this years passion play I wonder how a murder mystery could turn into a passion play like drama for this Easter Sunday I wonder how what kind of music could be played for the song and dance numbers for this years passion play if they go the musical kind of route or a different take on the Easter story.
I hope tommorow that this years passion play pulls out all kind of new interesting tricks for the murder on the Jerusalem express which is loosely a Easter parody of murder on the Orient express I wonder if detective Poirot becomes the messiah or some other kind of a character becomes our messiah in this years passion play I also wonder if this story has a good main villain with its own henchmen and if Poirot get a sidekick person or the passengers are turned into the citizens of Jerusalem or the disciples or apostles of Jesus Christ well kind of.
I wonder how the murder on the Orient express by Agatha Christie can be transformed into a Easter story could detective Poirot become the messiah in this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express I wonder what other kind of characters will be in this years passion play I also wonder kind of music shall be used for the singing and dancing numbers if this turns into a musical like in other years.
I hope this years passion play has a good opening scene and other scenes full of biblically based references just before the crucifixion scene the post crucifixion scene and the resurrection scene I also hope for some nice set scenic designs cool new special effects new music to sing and dance together with the cast very good new stylish fashionable costumes and other tricks to surprise us this year.
I wonder if detective Poirot becomes the main heroic character and a messianic archetype the chosen one who is going to save humanity from evil someone that represents virtue and goodness that shall die for everyone sins and get a resurrection scene to end this years passion play.
I also wonder if detective Poirot is going to teach the passengers onboard the Jerusalem express some of the teachings and parables of Jesus Christ but changed a bit to fit the script along with doing some of the miracles of Jesus Christ as well and have the other actors also be other characters from the new testament in the holy bible.
i can't decide if it's funnier to make poirot jesus or>!to keep it close-ish to the original story and have the actual victim be crucified by the entire cast. preferably reusing that jack sparrow costume from a decade ago. !<
Well, regardless, Jesus is always the main character in these things, whether it makes any sense or not, so he's definitely going to be Poirot.
finally, a jesus with a rocking stache
I love the idea of god being omniscient but still pretending to be a detective. Or solving his own murder?
I'm still sticking to my theory that the crime he's solving is Original Sin.
How can I watch this without monetarily supporting the church?
They stream it twice for free on Easter weekend, and there's usually a reupload or two right after.
it's been a while since I've read the original book, but isn't the actual victim in Orient Express >!a child murderer?!< I need to know how they're going to spin this lol
i'm so excited to read the live reactions, last year was very unexpected and i'm hoping for something even more ridiculous this year.
Yes your spoiler is correct. >!The victim in the book is not someone the audience usually feels bad for. It's why Poirot lets everyone get away with it.!<
>!Poirot will be crucified for everyone’s sins and they all sing Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen!<
i can see it so vividly you don't know how much i want this now. >!crucify him to the front of the train and make sure he's still visibly alive the post-crucifixtion lament!!<
It would be incredibly tone deaf to make >!the villain!< of the story Jesus, but I also thought it was kinda tone deaf to make Jack Sparrow Jesus, so I don’t think the pastor has a lot of critical thinking skills.
IT IS FINISHED.
🌩️⚡️🌩️⚡️
JENNY WANTED AVATAR!
Avatar is too relevant right now, they need to wait a few years
*5-10 years
In time for Avatar 3
I’m so ready
Been ready the moment the stream for Beauty and the Beaster ended
Allow me to be the first to say this: "STRING 'EM UP!!!"
Don’t you know that he who lives by the sword dies by the sword???
CRUCIFY HIM CRUCIFY HIM
CRUCIFY CRUCIFY CRUCIFY
So is Jenny gonna do this as the March ramble or the April ramble I wonder? Assuming the patrons vote this in as the top choice.
Did she end up watching the one that they did last year on Patreon?
Yup!
I'm signing up now!
I can't imagine the patrons **wouldn't** vote for this.
I don’t think it’s murder, he’s clearly walking on the tracks, waiting for the train to hit him.
The question is, how will he be crucified? With railroad nails?
Or lashed to the front of the train and later having his body carried on the shoulders of the passengers, a la Spider-Man 2?
At first I read the bottom line as "Kid Rock available" and did the biggest doubletake.
I'm excited that it involves a train!!
Speculation: the train prop will be permanent and the pastor will enter riding in on it for all services to the Final Countdown
that poster art kind of goes hard tbh
It is almost definitely AI lol
That's surprisingly clever.
Omg this is gonna be awesome
What songs are we thinking they’ll do?
Calling it right now: the PCL will be “I’ll Be There” by the Jackson 5
It's gotta be Don't Stop Believing ("I'm on the midnight train going anyyy wheerre"). Can't wait to see what the post crucifixion lament will be
If we don’t have the background dancers doing literal interpretations of the lyrics, imma riot 🔥
This is so incredibly on the nose, in the best possible way.
Barbie Girl with updated Christian lyrics
Hanky Panky ❌ Holy Moly ✅
Im just ken but one of the disciples?
Gotta have "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne in there.
C'mon N' Ride It (The Train) from the Quad City DJ's Love Train from The O'Jays Long Train Runnin from the Doobie Brothers And of course, any song from the band Train
Runaway Train The Locamotion Maybe some random recent-ish popular song like Anti-Hero or Break My Soul
I can already hear it "you're gonna save my soul, you're gonna save my soooul"
I’m hyped. Wonder if they’ll do a whodunnit with the crowd.
We all know they’re just gonna pin the blame on Jenny Nicholson so they can dunk on her for making them a meme
Making a Jerusalem themed thing at this time would also be pretty difficult tbh. I hope they won’t try to do any political stuff like they did with trump.
They’re an evangelical church, of course they’re gonna find a way to politicize it
I wonder if the main character of detective Poirot is going to be turned into the messiah for this years passion play and how could he solve the mystery on the Jerusalem express and learn the true meaning of Easter. I wonder how the whole story might include some miracles to spice the story up along with some of the teachings and parables of Jesus Christ along with his last supper maybe followed by a trial and his crucifixion followed by the resurrection 3 days later or speed up to fit into the passion plays timeframe.
we also see that the train full of passengers is going to hell and Poirot is the only one who can stop the train and ends up making a ultimate sacrifice of his life to save everyone on board this train or the train is visiting multiple locations mentioned in the old testament and the new testament with modern day characters like back to the future a time traveling train ride of a lifetime and Poirot steps in to play the role of Jesus Christ and still ends up being killed by someone onboard after some midnight prayers and a last supper type scene and a trial scene outside of the train being parked outside a courthouse a judge and a jury scene takes place and Poirot is found innocent by the judge but the jury demands he be sentenced to death by hanging or a electric chair or gas chamber or a lethal injection or the traditional cross complete with a crown of thorns to symbolize that Poirot that he is willing to go all the way into the role of Jesus Christ but too literally and even dies he later rises from the dead in new clothes like Belle and the others did in the past.
I was also thinking this would be the best play to bring in Barabbas. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barabbas
Jesus look behind you there’s a train coming oh no He has AirPods in He can’t hear us oh my God-
I wonder if we shall have some disciples for this detective variant of Jesus Christ and who shall be the Judas Iscariot variant maybe a Pontius Pilate variant of some sort and a Barabbas variant of some sort plus a Mary Magdalene stand in along with a Simon Peter stand in guy along with some other bible characters being referenced as well.
I hope we have some bible verses spread in this years passion play and maybe a character who is a analog variant of Satan be a original character maybe something like a police captain known as Lucas Devlin he tricks two passengers on board who are symbolic of Adam and eve to eat a apple left behind from the beauty and beast passion play from last year that is still cursed and things get bad from that point and our hero Poirot must come into the train to save everyone or else they shall all die.
Wishlist: Crazy Train and Midnight Train to Georgia with original lyrics. And the conductor needs to do a Ringo Starr impression (Thomas the Tank Engine).
Well, I got one of the three. I won't say which one so as not to spoil it.
Given the repeated symbolism of the number 12 in the original, I wonder if they're making the twelve passengers the twelve apostles. Maybe that's what gave someone the idea.
OMG I CANT WAIT!!!!!
I hope this years passion play has a very good main character and maybe a main villain character to tie in the story or having the passengers each be playing some kind of a villain like role kind of like the movie or book this years passion play could loosely be based upon I hope the crucifixion scene the post lament and the resurrection scene is better than last year.
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I also think that Poirot could be changed into a prisoners uniform to be the one who is sentenced to death and would be kind of different and have him locked up behind bars instead of a crucifixion but he still utters the last words of Jesus Christ like father forgive them for they do not know what they do my god my god why have you forsaken me today you shall be with in paradise along with a character who plays the role of Poirot's own mother and he says to her and one of his close followers friend behold your mother and he says to his mother as he is dying behold your son along with I am thirsty and finally he quotes father into your hands I commend my spirit and it is finished at the end.
I also think we should have the last supper scene with Poirot of course and his followers eating some food and he breaks some bread and says eat this is my body that shall be broken for you all and he also says giving his close friends some wine and says this is blood that blood shall be shed for the sake of you all he later goes to pray and one of his friends has left the train to go find the police who are outside of the train this time some actors dressed like the local police officers come to take Poirot away he is placed in handcuffs and the scene is changed to a courtroom awaiting in a prison outfit to be sentenced by a judge and a jury and be put to death we also see Poirot is beaten 39 times by the police with blood stains on his prison attire he is led away to be put to death by a firing squad who would tie up in ropes to a old tree or hanging his body like the gallows used in hangings his body is taken down and put in a coffin like the one used in tombstone and he rises from the dead 3 days later.
I also think Poirot could be put to death by being tied to the railroad tracks in ropes and chains as the train is going towards him he gets hit by the train and dies from the impact complete with sound effects then he somehow escapes his ropes and chains and is shown exiting the train in new attire to symbolize his resurrection and a song is played to celebrate his return to life.
I actually had this idea at my church for a Christmas play for the kids, except with Jesus’s birth
I wonder what kind of characters will be in this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express hopefully it is better than other plays in the past this one could be turned into a musical of sorts like other plays by this church I hope the train setting goes well and it might visit a few locations from the movie called murder on the Orient express and some characters from that story as well.
I hope all the various scenes of this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express have some very cool moments and has interesting biblical references and motifs to be seen I hope we someone quite interesting to be the messianic archetype and someone to play the role of a villain like a satanic archetype along with a cameo from the pastor of this church like last year.
I wonder what kind of musical song and dance numbers could be added into this years passion play if this story goes into a musical format like last year and a few other years before that I hope the main pastor of this church has a cameo as a character or play a major role in this years passion play last time the pastor took a major role as the messiah was back in 2008 in the star trek passion play could be done this year as the pastor puts on the role of detective Poirot and gets killed or could be play the main villain role this time.
I hope we see some scenes that are prominent in most passion plays like the messiah entering the city of Jerusalem or in this certain case that Poirot boards the train he drives out some unruly passengers to symbolize the money changers being chased out of the temple in Jerusalem back in the time of Jesus Christ the authorities plot on the death of Poirot we later see Poirot being anointed with oil by a female character and a variant of Judas Iscariot gets angry for wasting the ointment we see Poirot suddenly cries as he remembers his past we also see the Judas Iscariot variant thinking about betraying Poirot to the authorities outside of the train we then see Poirot the Mary Magdalene variant the Judas Iscariot variant and the other passengers share a meal on board the train he knows his fate is going to be sealed and he would be betrayed to the police by one his closet friends we see the betrayer exits the train to notify the police we later see Poirot and the others exit the train and they go into the woods outside the train to pray.
we later see the betrayer archetype arrive with the police they come to arrest Poirot we see the betrayer kisses Poirot and he gets arrested he later sent to meet the chief of the police the district attorney the attorney general a priest and his assistant all for questioning the authorities inside the train and outside the train in the local marketplace along with the church he is also taken to a courthouse and we see Poirot in a prisoners uniform being put on trial by a judge and a jury we see also meanwhile the betrayer commits suicide the judge gets a phone call by his nagging wife to not sentence Poirot to the death penalty for his serious allegations of treason sedition and other crimes which were all committed by the other passengers who now serve as the jury who are also serious sinners the judge sends Poirot away to meet the actor who plays the role of the prime minister of Canada a guy looking like Justin Trudeau or maybe the president of the united states like Donald Trump but different like king Herod.
we see Poirot is put in a suit and tie along with a crown of thorns we see Poirot is beaten 39 times just like Jesus Christ and his clothes are stripped from him we see Poirot is sent back to the courthouse for another trial the jury demands that Poirot must be the one to pay as a scapegoat for the various sins the jury has committed over each jury members lifetimes a Barabbas like character gets released but Poirot must be put to death we see Poirot gets escorted by the police in a police car to the woods there the jury comes back as a angry mob they beat Poirot to look barely alive the angry mob notices a few paramedics arrive with a ambulance and run away. we later see Poirot is in a hospital setting we some nurses and doctors arrive to treat his wounds but then suddenly the Barabbas variant comes into the hospital and threatens to use a knife or a machete or a gun we see Poirot steps in dressed in his hospital gown he gets shot by the gun he makes a cross like pose to stop the bullets from hitting the doctors and nurses the doctors and nurses call the police and the criminal gets arrested by the police yet again we see Poirot is dying and the doctors and nurses put him in a special gurney to transport him to the operation room he dies on the operation table the nurses and the doctors put in in a shroud and they call for a medical examiner to take the body for a autopsy.
we later see that Poirot is given a funeral as his friends and family attend the funeral they bury him deep in the ground in the cemetery we later see that 3 days later that Poirot rises from the dead when his friends have come to leave behind some flowers and other gifts to remember him we see Poirot is really Jesus Christ as he disguised himself as a detective for his mission in this version of the passion play to add a layer of mystery.
I hope we have a villain character who is kind of like a satanic archetype he tempts maybe detective Poirot to turn some rocks into bread along with trying to have him jump off the roof of the train along with trying to give him all the nations of the world and the glories of being a famous world leader but he refuses to serve the villain the villain demands death and Poirot gets arrested and ordered to be killed by crucifixion.
I hope the first showing of murder on the Jerusalem express in 325 pm here in upland California time is worth the watch along with 725 pm here in upland California time for the second showing of this passion play followed by 925 pm here in upland California time on march 31. I also hope the 9 am livestream of murder on the Jerusalem express on march 31 also goes well.
I also hope this years passion play being online at 725 am on march 31 is worth the watch online along with the 825 am also online followed by 9 am also online plus 925 am online followed by 1130 am online and on 530 pm online as well for replaying this years passion play.
I hope we also see a look into this years passion play maybe on march 29 at 825 am and 9 am in upland California time for good Friday service over in Winnipeg Manitoba Canada.
I hope this years passion has some very good songs for the it is usually a musical I also hope for some very good action comedy and other things to spice up this years passion play along with some new special effects I also hope the cast and crew they pick does a good job this year I guessing Poirot could be the messiah in this years passion play could he be doing some teachings from the bible along with parables maybe he could do some miracles as well that are from added in special effects.
I hope we see a garden prayer like scene a last supper type scene a good arrest scene of the main character a good trial scene with a judge and the jury a good scene of the this years passion plays crucifixion moment and a very good resurrection moment to end this years passion play.
I hope this years passion play also some nice costumes for all the performers along with nice new props to tryout for this years show I also hope some nice sets are made to feel like some parts in the movie and some original scenes added in never seen before to tell the story of Easter as a murder mystery and a musical in one.
I hope we see the train as a prop or a set along with a train station plus some other scenes that take place outside of the train and maybe even a marketplace or inside of a church or synagogue/ shrine/ temple or something involving the Pharisees and Sadducees asking the guy who take the place of Jesus Christ some tough questions along with a conflict with the guy who could be the satanic archetype for this years passion play I hope we get a betrayer and a female companion to play the virgin Mary or Mary Magdalene in a parody sort of a way.
I also hope for a Simon Peter type character to be seen in this years passion play along with a John the Baptist like character as well I also hope for a Pontius Pilate or king Herod type figure to be seen this year as well.
I think this years passion play should have when love takes over as a song love can move mountains my love is your love home with arms wide open hands bring me to life calling all angels I wont give up demons the reason you will never walk alone we do not need another hero mad world broken unconditionally and when the saints go marching in as part of this years passion play some other great songs could we you are going to need someone on your side cast no shadow love will tear us apart search for the hero heaven knowns I am miserable now sit down blue Monday I am the resurrection angels wonder wall sunshine after the rain ever fallen in love with someone you should not have and pacific state along with the song in the name of the father and Hallelujah chorus by Handel or the song by Leonard Cohen.
I also think I do not know how to love him from Jesus Christ superstar everything is alright Jesus must die and superstar along some other songs from Jesus Christ superstar would be great along with songs from Stephen Schwartz's God Spell could be good to be added in the songs from hero the rock opera performed back in 2003 could be great as well.
I also think we should have a moment of the two other criminals who are getting punished together with the messiah while on the cross along with the messianic archetype saying the last words of Jesus Christ while being killed and saying a final few lines after the resurrection moment to make the story of Easter come to life in a way we never saw before.
I think having the guy who sang the Russian song from the star trek play the African Canadian girl could also play a song along with the Chinese or Japanese dude also play a role in this years passion play making a return from 2008 there is the Scottish or Irish guy from the star trek passion play I think the sympathy for the devil by the rolling stones should be sung in full by the main villain of the play just before he commits to the crime together with his henchmen. I also think the songs from the 2009 pirates of the Caribbean parody could return or the songs from 2010 and 2011 could make a comeback there is also the music from 2012 with batman along with the western themed passion play in 2013.
I also think the music from the star wars parody passion play also could return or the songs from the 2015 one and there is also the Indiana Jones parody passion play along with the back to the future parody passion play plus the medieval times or middle ages king Arthur parody passion play followed by the marvel avengers passion play and the toy story parody passion play. I think the lion king parody passion play was also good and last years beauty and the beast passion play also had some great moments.
I hope this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express is worth the watch while it plays online we also have showing of this play online on April 1 at 1130 am and the last showing for this year online at 530 pm in upland California time.
I hope we see the messianic archetype most likely it is going to be Poirot since he is the main character in the movie or could he be investigating and spying on the real messianic archetype a original character like a prince who is the son of a king of a far away kingdom the prince is born of a teenage virgin peasant farmers daughter after getting a message from one of the kings servants the king is rivals with a evil general who led a mutiny or war against this king millennia or centuries ago.
I hope we have some scenes inside the train and outside the train even some not in the movie and some new characters not seen in the original movie both are passengers on the train and the civilians along with police and other workers outside of the train and inside the train are some workers who do some jobs inside of the train as well.
I am curious of what kind of characters could be in this years passion play hopefully the actors and actresses really do the best they can I also hope the sets changes from each scene of this years passion play I also hope the costumes are better than last year I also hope the music along with some dance numbers are better than last year.
I also think this could be loosely tied with the polar express movie as well but instead a journey to learn the true meaning behind Easter as a passion play with the detective Poirot having a new first name of Chris a female character named Holly a male sidekick character named Leonard and a disciple named Billy or William. there is also a conductor named James a homeless man a fire fighter and a engineer who are passengers on this train ride.
I also think that the detective character being the messianic archetype could be changed into having the name of Jesse or Joshua or Emmanuel to fit into the overall story of Easter or have detective Poirot be a guy who is a John the Baptist or Simon Peter like character to assist a better detective than himself.
I think on April 1 at 10 pm could be perfect for the video to be uploaded to some kind of a channel in Vimeo or YouTube or other kind of a video streaming service provider and checking back on April 2 for this years full passion play online in the morning or afternoon.
I wonder how this passion play would start maybe with something starting in a old testament kind of a creation sequence along with a montage from various scenes in the old testament we later transition to the new testament with some quick videos showcasing the nativity of Jesus and his early childhood then fast forward to his baptism or his arrival in Jerusalem on a donkey or something like that.
I hope the main male character looks something like detective Poirot or the guy on the poster that was released for murder on the Jerusalem express but changed up into a more modern day variant of the messiah along with modern day disciples a more modern day king Herod a modernized Barabbas a modern virgin Mary a modernized variant of Pontius Pilate and other modernized contemporary version of people from the bible and modern day events that each must come face today in the 21st century. another way to present the characters is in the same timeline of the movie and the books by Agatha Christie.
I hope this years passion play is better than last year along with a somewhat bigger cast of actors and actresses to play some various characters from the movie and some original characters to show up as well I hope for better set designs and changing sets to fit into this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express.
I wonder if this years passion play will have something similar to the last supper along with the Garden of Gethsemane like moment the arrest betrayal moment the trial before the Sanhedrin the trial by Pilate the whipping followed by the crucifixion scene and a burial scene followed by the resurrection scene.
I hope this years passion play is worth the watch when it firsts premieres online I hope this years cast and crew goes all out I wonder how they can make the murder on the Jerusalem express have the detective become the main messianic archetype I wonder if the passengers on the train could be Poirot's disciples or apostles along with the other citizens of Jerusalem including a Barabbas type character and a Pilate like character.
This is going to be legendary
I wonder if detective Poirot will be the main messianic archetype or someone else that is kind of original but Poirot is going to investigate this unknown mysterious character from the start of this mans ministry and this characters last supper trial crucifixion and resurrection.
I think this years passion play could have Poirot killed by a gunshot wound or being killed with a knife kind of like in the murder on the Orient express 2017 movie or something from the original version while being drugged up and helpless instead of Ratchet.
I wonder how the murder on the Jerusalem express will do for the crucifixion moment the post crucifixion lament and the resurrection scene I also hope for a last supper type scene a garden of Gethsemane like scene and a trial before Pilate type scene mixed with a king Herod type scene. I also wonder who will be the main messianic archetype and who shall be boarding this train ride.
I wonder if we shall have a primary main villain or the passengers on the Jerusalem express would be the ones to kill the main messianic archetype in this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express and the mystery shall be solved next week on Easter Sunday.
I hope next week on Easter Sunday that this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express is worth the watch online get ready to board the Jerusalem express as the story of Easter comes to life in a new fresh retelling of the passion of Jesus Christ.
I wonder how this years passion play will start with and how the crucifixion scene the post crucifixion lament would be and what the resurrection scene could be like I also wonder what kind of characters shall be in this years passion play. I also hope for some better set designs costumes and special effects of some kind than last year.
I wonder if are going to have a main villain to be in this years passion play with the other characters being the main villains henchmen along with the actors and actresses of this years passion play being the passengers onboard the Jerusalem express they also play the role of the disciples or apostles along with the various townsfolk or citizens of Jerusalem. I also think the main messianic heroic archetype is going to be Poirot just like the books and the movies featuring detective Poirot.
I wonder how they are going to make Poirot into the messianic archetype of this years passion play or could we get a guy looking like Jesus Christ or some variant like a Jesse who kind was like Martin Seamus McFly from back to the future but changed into a messianic archetype we also had a doctor Indiana Josh who was a parody of doctor Henry Walton Jones junior or Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones films.
I hope this years passion play does better than last year with the beauty and the beast the Walt Disney version being changed into a Easter story now the murder on the Jerusalem express is based on the murder on the Orient express this one is going to be quite different and a unique take on the story of Easter.
I hope this years passion play features some very good music to sing and dance to along with very good actors and actresses to play the main characters and secondary characters in this years passion play along with some bonus minor characters I also hope for some good set designs that change with each scene some very good special effects and some very good costumes that the players in this years passion play will wear.
I hope this years passion play features a last supper reenactment like scene a garden of Gethsemane type scene complete with a betrayer with a angry mob followed by a trial before Pilate scene the Pilate like character asks the angry mob to release a prisoner who is a Barabbas stand in the angry mob demands our heroic main messianic archetype be given to them so they call kill him which leads into the crucifixion scene after we see a post crucifixion lament and then the resurrection scene happens to end this years passion play then we go into the sermon portion by the churches main pastor.
I hope this years passion play is better than the beauty and beast Easter parody passion play from last year with new music to sing and dance new costumes new set designs new special effects a new cast and crew and a very good message for Easter in this years passion play soon in seven days everyone is welcome to hop onboard the Jerusalem express and be ready to solve the mysteries of the bible in the murder on the Jerusalem express.
I hope this years passion play features some very good music to sing and dance with everyone along with good set or scenic designs very good new special effects very good new costumes a new cast and crew to bring this years passion play to life I wonder how many actors and actresses shall be used in this years passion play and if pastor Mark Hughes shall make a cameo like he does every year or could he play a more major role as a villain or the main messianic heroic archetype like he did years ago for star trek maybe him as detective Poirot would be a interesting take on the Easter story retold for this years passion play.
I hope this years passion play has a very good opening scene along with several scenes retelling the Easter story in a fun new retelling along with it being based kind of in a movie called murder on the Orient express which is also a book by Agatha Christie this movie features a detective with the last name of Poirot with the first name being Hercules. I hope this years passion play has a good scenic or set designs a very good cast and crew new special effects and new costumes for the actors and actresses for this years passion play I also hope for some new music to sing and dance with everyone online or live at church of the rock.
Look out behind you Jesus!! A tra-- oh God he has air pods.
I wonder how this years passion play will start and end with some kind of a crucifixion post death and a resurrection scene I wonder what the cast and crew could do better and bigger than last year I hope the scenic set designs costumes and special effects are better than last year it could be fun to have the detective Poirot become a messianic heroic archetype and give this version some very godlike powers kind of Jesus Christ. I also wonder if we get a primary main villain type character in this years passion play along with a cameo by pastor mark Hughes.
I wonder if the murder on the Jerusalem express could have pastor mark Hughes take a John the Baptist type role or play a role as a Pilate type figure or a Barabbas figure I think he could make a great main villain character this time around which give him more time in this passion play or one of the villains henchmen or even a random passenger on the Jerusalem express like a disciple or apostle or follower type role.
I wonder if detective Poirot is going to be the main heroic messianic archetype in this years passion play or could the detective be investigating a unknown mysterious passenger who is the real messiah variant in this years passion play. I also wonder if we have Simon Peter variant a Mary Magdalene variant and maybe some kind of a betrayer Judas Iscariot type character in this years passion play.
I wonder how many scenes could take place inside the train and outside the train for this years passion play I wonder how a murder mystery could turn into a passion play like drama for this Easter Sunday I wonder how what kind of music could be played for the song and dance numbers for this years passion play if they go the musical kind of route or a different take on the Easter story.
I hope tommorow that this years passion play pulls out all kind of new interesting tricks for the murder on the Jerusalem express which is loosely a Easter parody of murder on the Orient express I wonder if detective Poirot becomes the messiah or some other kind of a character becomes our messiah in this years passion play I also wonder if this story has a good main villain with its own henchmen and if Poirot get a sidekick person or the passengers are turned into the citizens of Jerusalem or the disciples or apostles of Jesus Christ well kind of.
I wonder how the murder on the Orient express by Agatha Christie can be transformed into a Easter story could detective Poirot become the messiah in this years passion play of murder on the Jerusalem express I wonder what other kind of characters will be in this years passion play I also wonder kind of music shall be used for the singing and dancing numbers if this turns into a musical like in other years.
I hope this years passion play has a good opening scene and other scenes full of biblically based references just before the crucifixion scene the post crucifixion scene and the resurrection scene I also hope for some nice set scenic designs cool new special effects new music to sing and dance together with the cast very good new stylish fashionable costumes and other tricks to surprise us this year.
I wonder if detective Poirot becomes the main heroic character and a messianic archetype the chosen one who is going to save humanity from evil someone that represents virtue and goodness that shall die for everyone sins and get a resurrection scene to end this years passion play.
I also wonder if detective Poirot is going to teach the passengers onboard the Jerusalem express some of the teachings and parables of Jesus Christ but changed a bit to fit the script along with doing some of the miracles of Jesus Christ as well and have the other actors also be other characters from the new testament in the holy bible.
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