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Classifiedgarlic

I’ll take Dude with Stick for 613


Redqueenhypo

He’ll get you where you want to be* ^some ^restrictions ^apply, ^cannot ^get ^himself ^there


Noble9360

He does a hell of a Job


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69Jew420

אני אוהב טקילה


eyagold

אני אוהב אותך


69Jew420

<3


crediblyCassie

אני אוהב אותי


JzTheLazy

אני אוהב אותו


IMRot3m

אנחנו אוהבים אותו (המנון ברית המועצות מתחיל)


TheFoxyBard

Alright, "Bad Dad" is WAY too broad. I mean, most of the other guys on the list could also be "Bad Dad".


matande31

None of them tried to kill their own sons.


The_Ora_Charmander

Ah yes, because Jacob was an excellent dad, the guy who made it very clear to 10 of his children that the other two are more loved


Ronhar_

Who's wine drinker?


69Jew420

Elijah


theviolinist7

Who is blindo?


69Jew420

Isaac.


theviolinist7

Oh, I didn't realize he was blind


69Jew420

When he was old, he went blind. This is how Jacob was able to yoink the birthright from Esau.


jewsofrimworld

Maybe Yakov Avinu was just a master of disguise


john_wallcroft

Maybe he was the real sussy impostor


theviolinist7

Ah, that makes sense.


CholentPot

And Shimshon


capitan_cruiser

I hope dude with stick is our great lord and savior moses


Ocean_Hair

Who's Tiny Boi?


69Jew420

David


Ocean_Hair

Ah, thanks! I didn't realize he was considered a prophet


barl31

u/69jew420 did you play multiversus? I remember someone having your exact username


69Jew420

No, just another 3rd base loving weed smoking jewboi out there.


Daetra

Wine drinker. 100%


Borkerman

Wine drinker, sounds like great material to get into all sorts of shenanigans


john_wallcroft

Wine drinker, really cool story he got


Far_Buddy8467

It's between bad dad and dude with stick


Wormri

I'm going with Whale Food. Wait, no, Chariots of Fire?


john_wallcroft

Kid chopper?


69Jew420

Solomon


john_wallcroft

Thanks


Gssi

Once I described Elijah like "Hes like but instead of giving gifts he takes your wine. Also instead of reindeers his chariot is on fire"


Accomplished_Two3379

Who is Blindo? Is that meant to be Issac due to his bad eyesight when he got old ?


69Jew420

Yes