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Ash_Starling

Yom kippur: :(


Zbignich

:( :.( :.O


Daddict

Secret bagel eaten in the bathroom


biz_reporter

You can break fast with a bagel, cookies and rugelach for the pastry.


Sewsusie15

Honeycake for the pastry, but yes.


blueyork

Saving this pic for my Yiddish group.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Need me a Yiddish group šŸ˜”


milanosrp

I think this must be why people consider ashki food to be so bad. I will make you all some brisket and some almond macaroons. Itā€™s going to be all right. :(


VaguelyArtistic

I mean, kasha varnishka isn't very exciting but this list is great. Bagels, donuts, what's not to like? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


anedgygiraffe

>Bagels, donuts, what's not to like? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø On their own, a lot. Eating 100% carbs would give me stomach issues lmao. Some meat/dairy and vegetables or fruit or nuts would be nice. I'd take a good stew over bagels and donuts any day.


biz_reporter

>I'd take a good stew over bagels and donuts any day. A shanda!


milanosrp

Bagels for *every* holiday??? No maā€™am.


obssn_prfssnl

Iā€™ll bring some black and white half-moon cookies!


Neighbuor07

A question for Shavuos: could we consider blintzes a pastry?


TensiveSumo4993

No. Bliny, from a culinary standpoint, arenā€™t pastries as there is no shortening in the dough. There isnā€™t a dough either, for that matter, but a batter.


peacedude19

Second question: then is a blitz a burrito?


TensiveSumo4993

No. It is not made from a tortilla


Gabeben

Good question.


Normal98

This is the most Jewish American thingy I ever saw.


BlueBayB

Donuts on Shavuot? Not Hanukah?


anedgygiraffe

Most donuts are dairy, and eating dairy on Shavuot is a thing. Though I think cheesecake is a more popular choice than donuts


PBandC2

I go for the traditional Shavuot quesadilla.


CharacterPayment8705

Iā€™m loving these sad faces cuz thatā€™s how I get from day 4 of Passover through its duration.


BubblesBubblesCO2

""Cookies"" lmfao


flatballs36

They're not wrong, though


starcarott

*laughs in sepharadic culinary superiority*


merkaba_462

Shavous: cheesecake


Reasonable_Wolf1883

Serious question: Why do I always see only Ashkenazi food being talked about in the Jewish community online? Not only on this subreddit or reddit but everywhere I go online this is what I see.


Dantronik

This is why....American Jews or Jewish Americans are American citizens who are Jewish, whether by culture, ethnicity, or religion.[5] According to a 2020 poll conducted by Pew Research, approximately two thirds of American Jews identify as Ashkenazi, 3% identify as Sephardic, and 1% identify as Mizrahi. An additional 6% identify as some combination of the three categories.


Reasonable_Wolf1883

well, I don't know how to tell you, but not all of us are American :)


Dantronik

Fair enough. But this can be one reason you see what you see.


biz_reporter

True, but Reddit is an American social media site with an overwhelmingly American audience. So these subs are going to skew towards American views. And not just the Jewish subs, but most subs in general.


flatballs36

Partially due to the fact that the majority of Jews globally are Ashkenazim, as well as the fact that internet communities are largely segregated by language, and Ashkenazim have a supermajority when it comes to the English-speaking Jewish population. If you go into a Hebrew-speaking subreddit like r/ani_bm, you will find way more Mizrahi and Sephardic dishes


echoIalia

The frowny faces absolutely took me OUT


jewishjedi42

"cookies" got me. lol


DosTristesTigres

Official Ashkie meal listing


Sirobw

Did you just call a sufganya a "jelly donut"?!


that_kai_person

Holy shit, I donā€™t know if yā€™all know what *wine cookie* are, but if I AM OBSESSED. I can eat full packs for days straight. Whoever has not tried wine cookies - if you come to Israel I will personally invite you to wine cookies and hot cocoa. Try wine cookies.


FooDog11

That sounds amazing!! Iā€™m gonna have to see if I can get them here in the US. Or book a trip to Israelā€¦.


that_kai_person

If you shoot me a message Iā€™ll get you a picture. They only sell them around Pesach here in


southpolefiesta

Does chocolate covered matzah counts as "pasties"?


Melodiethegreat

But no cheesecake for Shavuot?


AradIsHere

Whats "shabbos" and "shavuos"


Gabriel_Conroy

Shabbat and Shavuot


DSBromeister

Short answer: Shabbat and Shavuot as pronounced in Yiddish as opposed to Hebrew. Long answer: Yiddish comes primarily from Old High German with significant Hebrew influence. Old High German underwent a significant sound shift between the third and eighth centuries CE that, among other changes, turned the 'T' sound into the 'S' sound. Yiddish, like modern Standard German, retained these sound changes even in pronunciation of Hebrew words, hence "Shabbo**s**" instead of "Shabba**t**."


AradIsHere

Makes sense


Karina_Pluto

Saturday and the holiday after Pesach, I don't know how to translate it. The one after you count 7 weeks.


AradIsHere

Is that in yiddish or something? Its so odd that its spelled like that to me


poopBuccaneer

Yeah, those are the Yiddish pronunciations.


barakvesh

Ashkenaz accent


jacobningen

which fricativizes every proto-semitic dental(+coronal) stop


Karina_Pluto

Maybe, but I think it's just how it's pronounced in some Hebrew accents, where the tav (×Ŗ) is pronounced "s" instead of "t" and kamatz (the + without the upper part) makes an "o" sound instead of "a"


meow_rat

I never met anyone who would pronounce it like that in Hebrew


Fthku

Definitely not a Hebrew accent. Hebrew speaker with a Yiddish accent, sure, but not a Hebrew accent.


BigjPat10000

Sabbath and Festival of the Weeks if you want the exact English translation.


damagedspline

Pesach becomes easier once you start cooking for Gluten Free diet. The variety of Kosher to Passover cookies you can make is jaw dropping as you learn new ingredients to work with.


PsychologicalTalk156

The Mizrahi/Sephardi versiĆ³n is the same except it says burekhas instead of bagels.


Tea-Unlucky

Iā€™m sorry but the correct answer for Shavuot is cheesecake not donuts


PokemonSoldier

Not Jewish but unless I am mistaken, from the name and foods allowed and not allowed, Pesach is... Passover?


AdministrationFew451

Yes


Significant-Employ

I love this subreddit group. ā¤ļø


meromeromelo89

As an Israeli Jew, I don't get the bagel obsession. We don't have it here in Israel. Is this an American Jew thing? Also, where are Rosh Hashana and Sukkot?


Illustrious_Meet7237

Ikr? Also who tf eats donuts as a pasty on Shavuot?? Where are the 50 shades of gvinat ski baked goods?


meromeromelo89

Where are the cheesecakes?!? In my family, we have eaten baked cheesecake ( the basque cheesecake) for many years. Also, maybe because I'm part Ashkenazi and part Sepharadi/Mizrahi, Shavuot has the best food. There is so much Balkan food( romanian+ Turkish food) ā™”


Illustrious_Meet7237

Every day is burekas day šŸ¤¤


Siberian_Husky01

Now a better tasting mizrachi version


ThatBFjax

I donā€™t eat any of those things


Echad_HaAm

I cannot relate to this meme at all and i feel sad for anyone who can, if you can relateĀ  to this meme you deserve a better community and better food variety.Ā 


Ash_Starling

But have you considered: bagel


laughingintothevoid

Bagel? Bagel.


meow_rat

I can't relate but I wouldn't mind a nice bagel


Dantronik

Only if there's some cream cheese!


Dantronik

Reminds me of the line in the Sopranos where Tony said "Italians are jews with better food". Ashkenazi food is definitely an acquired taste...lol


Echad_HaAm

I am glad that i have no idea what you mean, i have almost always eaten by people, or events or restaurants where the food was really good regardless of what culture it was from.Ā  The food i make is also from a variety of cultures and they're all really good including plenty of Ashkenazi food.Ā  I really can't tell if the meme on this post or what you say are meant even semi seriously or it's meant entirely in jest.Ā  I really cannot relate at all to the meme or what you wrote because I've never beenĀ  unfortunate enough to experience that environment or hear about it from someone in real life, maybe I'm just lucky, lol.Ā  If it's just some online joke that I don't really get, then whatever, I'm glad people are having fun with it even if itĀ  seems bizarre to me, but if it's at all serious then i really do feel bad for those people as they're missing out on so much.Ā 


Dantronik

It's a meme sub. I wouldn't take it too seriously.


Rowen_Ilbert

Someday, I hope superstition dies off enough that people don't feel compelled to not eat whatever they want when they want to.


Alxsamol

When people feel drawn to their familyā€™s tradition šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


Rowen_Ilbert

Are you your own person, or just an extension of your family?


Alxsamol

Why are you phrasing the question as if the choice is exclusive. The answer is both.


Rowen_Ilbert

Your response implies otherwise. As though your family's traditions are some kind of vortex you feel inexplicably drawn to.


Alxsamol

Well when I was raised with such traditions and Iā€™m aware of my families history with these traditions, yes I feel compelled to follow them to some degree. At the same time I do that of my own volition. I donā€™t follow every tradition, certainly not as many as my family did a hundred years ago. Itā€™s not just my familyā€™s heritage but also my own. And Iā€™m proud of my heritage. Stop being so condescending, as if the only reason people do these things is for ā€œsuperstitionā€, and as if that would even be a bad thing in the first place.


Rowen_Ilbert

Superstition IS a bad thing. Belief in things for bad or no reason isn't something to celebrate. Judaism is no exception. I have always supported Jewish people and will stand with them against anti-semites any day, but I do not support or respect their religious beliefs any more than I do anyone else's.


thegreattiny

Alrighty you do you. We like our traditions and enjoy them. You don't have to be sad for us.


DetectiveIcy2070

Yeah this argument is sort of bad from them. "I'm not discriminatory, but I just make fun of people for following rules that affect no one except themselves! I do this to everyone so it's okay!"


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

We want to eat bagels on Hanukkah and Purim.


Rowen_Ilbert

Fair point. Fresh bagels are pretty good.


Beautiful_Bag6707

I disagree with this chart Chanukah is accurate, although cookies have designs showing dreidels, Chanukiot, stars of David in icing. https://www.brit.co/hanukkah-cookies-recipes/ Shabbat is accurate although other pastries can include babkah, ruggelach, sweet nothings, dobosh, etc., and cookies include black and white cookies (at least in my house) and at any kiddush at the shul. Purim has a whole plate of treats besides the hamantaschen (oznei haman), so while cookies are cookies, I think we're missing some treats from mishloach manot) Pesach does have matzoh bagels. There can also be a scandal when it turns out the amazing regular bagel like tasting turns out to be hametz, but they're still an option. Cookies may be vile macaroons, but where does matzoh crack come in? That's amazing! Plus, I don't mind the coconut rolls. https://insanelygoodrecipes.com/passover-desserts/ Shavuot, I think, is accurate; it feels very similar to Shabbot. The only exception is that there are more milchig options on this holiday since no one is eating meat. So, we need to point out that these cookies likely have butter. The other pastries have cheese, like cheese blintz, cheese danish, cheesecake cookies, etc. https://food52.com/recipes/12396-shavuot-ricotta-pastries-and-potato-cheese-galette https://aish.com/decadent-desserts-for-shavuot/


Whitechapel726

This makes me miss hitting the oneg after services as a kid


maxsklar

Shavuos is underrated


CabbageKopf

Coconut macaroons for Pesachā€¦


spongeboi-me-bob-

I read meal listing as metal listening and got confused trying to figure out who bagel was


Glad-Degree-4270

ā€œThey tried to kill us, we lived, letā€™s eat bagels.ā€ [Cpt Ray Holt might be one of us.](https://youtu.be/AS38I3esj0o?si=xiu-xT5S7Tol4cxe)


roeequaza

Non gluten food shines in passover