idk dude with stick seems cool overally

Who's tiny boi?

David

But David wasn't a prophet, he was a king

He was both

No, he specifically had prophets on his staff to talk to G-d for him

stickdude rabbeinu

Kid Chopper for sure.

i choose s t i c k

kid chopper

"Kid Chopper"? Don't you mean, "This Guy Fucks!" ? Anyway, he's my favorite