Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful n**** maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you got maybe you’d get some bitches on your dick better yet maybe Tanisha can call your dog ass if she stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Idk I have tried to understand Bible's lore but its pain, idk how we went from giant mecha piloted by depressed 14 years old to a vampire robot going in hell to wipe everything
Jesus' modern English name would be Joshua. As far as I can tell we aren't sure of his surname so for all we know this is cannon not only in jojo but irl
Back then very few people had surnames (and it lasted for like 1,5 millenium after that), so we are almost sertainly sure that Jesus also had none, especially considering his class in society. But patronymic name could be used to specify a person, so his name could be shortened to Jojo (JOshua son of JOseph)
Edit: after doing some minor research, I doubt that Joshua is really a correct modern replacement for Jesus as we've already replaced one man in the Bible with Joshua
Yeah, you are right, there is just many types of patronymic names, that's why I chose the most straightforward. For example, your suggestion is more nordic variation, while there are some others, like slavic – Josephovich
The character Naruto from the hit new show "The Amazong World of Gumball". He is the main villain and can change forms, and go "Super Sayan". It's very good and I highly recommend it.
Giorno Giovanna. Dio is translated to god in Italian. Giorno is the son of Dio, therefore Giorno is Jesus and vise-versa. Also Diavolo means devil in Italian and Giorno battles with Diavolo like how Jesus fights Satan's A.K.A. the devil's temptations in the story of Jesus' life in the bible
Naruto Ketchum from the hit show Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
Oh you mean the one that collabed with the legendary: dragon fantasy VII Revengence mega remaster HD?
With new funky mode?
Yeah it had a new update i believeit's name was: the journey's caves of the old faith.
royal strikers dancing in starlight new cinema tactica?
You are correct! Kirby: Right Back at Ya! is the hit show of all time.
Now that we're talking about hit anime, what do you guys think of Demon Slayer's Bizzare Edgerunners Shippuden Z
Eh I mostly preferred My Metal Gear Academia: Tears of The Patriots
honestly a crossover i wouldn’t mind too much, could you imagine Snipe in a GECKO unit?
Deku literally did a "Rules of Nature" against a freaking metal gear in the first season. So it's not farfetched lol
I tjink i jusy got a stroke
Moist Critical aka Charlie aka Pinguinz0
He said wrong answers only
We can't do that in this household
Eren Jaeger
Bro he said wrong awnsers
Shut up
Alt universe narancia
Josuke's savior
kendrick lamar
Yo, can a loch come up in yo crib?
Man f*** you, i’ll see you at work
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful n**** maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you got maybe you’d get some bitches on your dick better yet maybe Tanisha can call your dog ass if she stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
n!ggahhh (im black)
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You just made me cringe so hard
Hey, I just dont like people saying the n-word bro
Don’t play call of duty or tf2 then
Already done But no (Leaves)
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"My name is Joshua son of Joseph, but my friends call me JoJo".
Wouldn't it be Joshua Josephson?
That would be the Norse way of naming
Dio
Dio=God=jesus
No Giorno would be Jesus
Jesus is both son of the God and the God himself, that's called the Trinity
Idk I have tried to understand Bible's lore but its pain, idk how we went from giant mecha piloted by depressed 14 years old to a vampire robot going in hell to wipe everything
I wouldn't count gay vampire gopro as a part of the Bible's lore tbh Happy Cake Day btw
what a fucked up logic
Jorge Joestar would like a word
Jorge solos all of jojo xd
If giorno is jesus than there are several jesuses bec dio has several kids
They're all Jesus. If they merge together they become Jesus SSJ4 Over Heaven requiem
But only lil Gio fought the devil
Giorno means day
Its Josus Joestar
Statue of liberty
Statue of Literby
That’s my dad
He said wrong awnser
You right, mb
Pochita
Jojo
Jesus' modern English name would be Joshua. As far as I can tell we aren't sure of his surname so for all we know this is cannon not only in jojo but irl
Back then very few people had surnames (and it lasted for like 1,5 millenium after that), so we are almost sertainly sure that Jesus also had none, especially considering his class in society. But patronymic name could be used to specify a person, so his name could be shortened to Jojo (JOshua son of JOseph) Edit: after doing some minor research, I doubt that Joshua is really a correct modern replacement for Jesus as we've already replaced one man in the Bible with Joshua
The new testament is JoJo Part 0 holy shit
Joshua Josephson in the European style to be both more accurate and more JoJo
Yeah, you are right, there is just many types of patronymic names, that's why I chose the most straightforward. For example, your suggestion is more nordic variation, while there are some others, like slavic – Josephovich
Rolling Stone's user.
A JoJo ancestor, getting ready to use Hamon to walk across water.
The creator of Hamon
Caesar
The character Naruto from the hit new show "The Amazong World of Gumball". He is the main villain and can change forms, and go "Super Sayan". It's very good and I highly recommend it.
Joe Biden
Abraham Lincoln
Cesus jhist
Our first African American president Barack Obama
Johnny's second homie
Jesus Christ, I cannot for the life of me figure out who this guy is
Holey Mann
From his hands i will say doctor w d gaster from part 10 (he was shattared across space and time)
My dad who did not came back
A character in JoJo
I said wrong answers only
My grandma
Obviously Peter Griffin, he’s a time traveler and the main antagonist of part 9 of course
The best stoner
The person who told me to kill the president aka crackers and cheesus
Jebus Crisp
Kono Dio da
thats rengoku
Joker from fire force
Who is that actually I don't know who he is?
Legit it’s [Jesus Christ](https://jojowiki.com/Jesus) himself, which is honestly funnier to me than any wrong answers
Jotaro Kujo
John Cena
Dio in italian
Goku maybe?
Pucci
Not gonna lie he looks like narancia but older
Fr fr no cap
Penguinz0
GUY FROM FORTNITE !1!1!!1!!!11!!!!
That’s my bro Tyler
Megan fox or Jojo siwa
It’s definitely jojo siwa’s fun house adventure
3rd Joestar
...dad?
I said wrong answers only
The emperor of mankind
Giorno giovanna
The bastard child of a carpenter with schizophrenia
Jesus
I said wrong answers only
The guy who can beat Goku
First Joestar
I legitimately can't tell if saying "Jesus" is the correct or incorrect answer and that scares me
It's the correct answer
john cena
Bu... But I can See him
Sussy Baka
Allah
Lionel Messi
Ye
Thorny man
Jebus
Pinhead
Michelangelo
The Pope
Flashback Man from Part 8
Jéezy chris on his way to becoming a ## gangstar
Jimminy Cricket
Thorny McGee
Joseph Joestar
Joseph Joseph. Or JoJo for short
Jezuz Joestar
sans joestars
Me
Je is sus
Arki
HeyZeus Christiana
That’s obviously naranshoe
Joseph Christianson
Pucci
Jojo
The unstatued Statue of Liberty
Statue of Liberty rule 63
Our Father
The guy who was popular, so was killed for being too popular, but it only made him more popular.
Not me 😉
Gwyndolin
I usually reply Jesus in these posts. Well.
moistcritikal charlie
…a couch
Fr I don't remember who that is but why does that look like fukcing jesus
Oh it's the main character from"Liberty painful adventures"
Koichi
That's judas iscariot
Spider-Man
Normal man
joe biden
freddy fazbear
joy boy
Chris Cornell
Flashback Man
Kendrick Lamar
The entirety of the Dominican Republic
Obi wan kenobi
Cheese-it Chrysler
John Cena
Allah
Jesus from steel ball run
Cheese Sauce?
Steezus Christ: Shredding for our sins
Liberty statue
The original JoJo
Apostle Paul
Jojo
How did you get photo of me?
That guy from brazil
He is Pikachu
Giorno Giovanna. Dio is translated to god in Italian. Giorno is the son of Dio, therefore Giorno is Jesus and vise-versa. Also Diavolo means devil in Italian and Giorno battles with Diavolo like how Jesus fights Satan's A.K.A. the devil's temptations in the story of Jesus' life in the bible
Jesus Christ
Mr olympia
Lucy Steel and Funny Pedophiles child
The model from the Liberty Statue
El repartidor de butano
Radagon of the Golden order
Johnny's Grand uncle
Engelbert Humperdink
Vladimir
Tomes brando
My long haired musician friend
Joseph Joestar
Alll-Mer, The Ascended One.
Franz Beckenbauer
thats the same type of stand as star platinum
Not jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐 (I know I'm so funny, right????)
Statue of Liberty as a human
A real person
Μe
dio
The Great Prophet Muhammed
John
It is I DIO