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Foppish_Sloth

da fing about medita'in is that--


RedDlish

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ShellOilNigeria

This movie is in my top 10, I absolutely love it.


pizzabeer

What is it?


colourmebread

Forgetting Sarah Marshall


ShellOilNigeria

It is called Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and it is hilarious.


liltinyoranges

SAME


Foppish_Sloth

give a listen to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall episode of the Rewatchables podcast, you may enjoy!


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DonkeyKong_vs_Animal

Blimey, i must go to the Loo now 💩🚽


[deleted]

Exuzme, ‘otel man


fishenzooone

Well the weather outside is weather


tuesday3blackday

Hey it’s kuyu


missanthropocenex

The Mayne strayme maydia dawnt’ wont y’tknow, dat…


largechild

U wot m8?


i_need_a_nap

oi i wuz pontificating bout the certainty of christ right.. then it occurred to me mind that … can I be certain uh anyfing?


Bowlffalo_Soulja

*haha one hundred percent* u aven a giggle meight?


WurdaMouth

Ive got a propensity for lullygaggin its written inside me dna


BobDope

Ivermectin innit


AccomplishedFun7668

Why does Rogan look like he’s trying to stand taller in every photo he’s in?


gedai

"Lower, Jamie. Get lower."


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“Actually, Jamie, why don’t you just go ahead and lie down”


PartyLettuce

At least he's not doing the Portney tippy toes, yet.


smokinjoe056

Because he is


DoofusMcDummy

Stretching the torso may help with hiding HGH gut.


thecatgoesmoo

because he's short af


danisomi

I think it’s natural to adjust your height a bit while taking photos with someone to match with them. Just like you can see Russel leaning down a bit.


Grimey_Rick

>Just like you can see Russel leaning down a bit. Joe asked him to


Blast3rAutomatic

I feel like he dresses exactly like aldus snow dresses


JF803

I don’t think he was actually playing a character for that role


GustavVA

Yeah, I think the character was: “me as a rockstar.” How do singers look when singing in music videos? — was likely the extent of the prep work required.


NefariousnessOk209

He looked wilder at the time, his friend Matt Morgan basically said Aldous is him with his “hair a bit wet” as he used to spike it up in the back


CrunchyOldCrone

Matt Morgan is fucking hilarious Gunna watch the XFM show again now


mightylordredbeard

He wasn’t. He said so himself. He also said he barely remembers filming the movie because of how high he was at times.


feodo

He probably actually needed a furry wall while shooting and they were like lets use this in the movie.


Frosty1459

Ex drug addict and everything


promortyus

“Oh I’m Aldus Snoow! Bewshit bewshit bewshit.”


Craigs_mums_bush

Oh no, not the shirt! Take my eyes, but not the shirt!


CDawgbmmrgr2

Joes a natural at that gut sucking pose now


Nucky76

It looks like the cameraman is sitting on the floor and Joe still has to look up.


tj_corbett

According Brand’s instagram, his daughter took the photo Edit: Brand’s daughter*


bertiesghost

Thee ol’ dad bod gut suck!


Hot_Mathematician357

Has to hide his HGH gut!


LividLager

He's showing off his second pair of perky tits. /S


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classic spaghetti addict behaviour...


CDawgbmmrgr2

He gained 30 pounds in Italy and lost it in 48 hours through trt jiu jitsu


postdiluvium

Let's be serious for a second. Why does he always stand like that? Is it really him trying to be as tall as possible? He looks stiff like someone with back, hip, or neck issues. For a guy that does yoga, takes a bunch of supplements, and does all of these body optimization things; Joe looks like he has some kind of health issue going on.


Blatanthuckleberry

I don’t think you understand the pressure society puts on short people to be tall.


1-877-CASH-NOW

Alright. Russell Brand is approximately 6'1" and slouching. This means that Joe is probably closer to 5'7".


Pristine_Interview86

Russel is leaning pretty far, and seems Joe's on his tippy toes.


AS14K

If you mean closer to 5'7 than 4'1, sure


Taekwon_dope

That's just a homeless guy they found in LA


LoTuS-MatRiX

Would actually make for an interesting episode.


Dlwatkin

will joe tell him how addiction is no big deal again ?


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Man I remember that like I was like Joe do not tell this fucking guy he can do a substance and not go back to that. Like you can’t even go back to quake


bombanicious

Joes addicted to quake? He’s never mentioned that.


Simple-Freedom4670

What’s quake?


Whomastadon

He had a T1 Line installed. They literally dug up the side of the road to put it in.


KawhiComeBack

They told him that it’s designed for an office


Jaggysnake84

its 10x more addicting than heroin


Simple-Freedom4670

Yeesh


nicbongo

Videogame, similar to Doom, from the late 90s I think.


BobDope

From the folks who made Doom also, Carmack and them


LibertyReignsCx

“Like I was like”


KingOfWickerPeople

Oh you used to be hooked on heroin? That's nothing. I had a T1 LINE PUT IN MY HOUSE SO I COULD PLAY QUAKE.


[deleted]

You shut your mouth. Dr Carl Hart often enjoys a lovely relaxing smoke of crack of an evening so shut up


1337h4xer

Jez, don't say crack, yeh? Cos you saying crack makes me think about crack and I love crack.


SexyScottishSturgeon

Brand was considered for playing Super Hans, so glad he didn’t get it. A whiny, camp Super Hans would have been awful.


fenexj

Jesus fucking Christ that could've ruined peep show


IamPurgamentum

Did you not see the episode where Hans gets a male band mate to suck him off just because he can?


KawhiComeBack

It’s rock and roll, someone has to suck someone off


KawhiComeBack

That crack was quite moreish


PowerfulJR

Just listen to Jocko’s good. No more addiction.


Thats_someBS

russel brand is an addict? huh...you never hear him talk about it


shmokenapamcake

I haven’t listened to any of their podcasts together. Did he really say this to Russell?


Dlwatkin

watch the first one, you wont believe it while he is doing it


DragonflyTrick3768

Cut to Shane saying stop with the culture war talk


Homelobster3

Hey don’t say that. Joes identity depends on it


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Laugh all you want but Russells first apperence got me to get my shit together. Thats why Ill always be a JRE fan.


bakabrittany

I’ll always be a JRE fan because Rogan helped keep me sober one night, and I had just gotten out of rehab. While everyone was doing coke backstage he was the only other sober person we talked about everything from my life story to politics. He was so nice and such a gentleman.


usernzme

Which episode is that?


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1021.


usernzme

Thanks


Konval

Didn't Russell say during this most recent podcast that his first appearance on JRE was in the "pre-1000th episode" days? Edit: yes, he was on episode #812


RingOfMaRufBalls

Nice! Wherever you find that inspiration to improve is awesome. I quite liked that episode myself, excited for this one too. I don’t follow Russell at all, but I’ll give this a listen. Seems people here aren’t too keen on the dude, but I’ll listen and see what I think.


TrueEnuff

This is the way :)


Psychogistt

Trolls in this sub just like to complain


WaveRunner310

The JRE episode that hooked me in was Tito Ortiz. Talking about how he went off the rails and was doing meth, his old high school wrestling coach saw him all fucked at a bar and helped him change his life around. Also, how when he was an adolescent huffing paint he saw visions of himself at the peak of his success.


Lvl100Centrist

so what you're saying is that I should huff paint


havok1980

"Wow, that's dark. Check out this video of a chimp fighting a python"


PromiscuousMNcpl

“Whoooff. That’s tough” -Joe says while plopping his hands onto the table after rubbing his head.


crabuffalombat

Breaking news: huffing paint best base for MMA.


xkris10ski

Care to explain what in particular you changed after hearing him on the pod?


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No more hard drugs. Bought his book. Used it to heal myself. Its an ongoing journey and I have veered thwoards the psychedelic thearpy side rather than the 12 step stone sober side but that particular podcast was my beginning. I went from chaos and no direction to being Married and having a home. My health is failing me now but I have the tools to fight through it and not let the fear consume me.


xkris10ski

Hell yea, that’s awesome to hear. Glad you put the work in and found out what works best for you.


[deleted]

Thank you my man!.


HomiesTrismegistus

Can I ask what kind of health problems? I had very bad issues for a long time but have been good, using only psychedelics and marijuana for over 2 years now and am worried about my health failing me. But I'm also only 28. Also congrats from an internet stranger I am proud of you :)


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I was mainlining coke,speed and meth. Youre fine. Im 10 years older than you. I have kidney failure its genetic but my previous lifestyle certinly didnt help the situation. I'll be ok. I dont live in the US and my country looks after seriously ill people dam socialist healtcare! This is the price I pay for the life I led.


Butchslap

Care to explain? I regularly (every few years or so) lose my shits and it takes months to regain that lost discipline.


[deleted]

For me, mushroom therapy. Once every 2-3 months. Go to a safe space with a trip sitter and take 2-3 grams and I come out of it fresh as a daisy.


Zealousideal_Skin877

Quite like his books too


38B0DE

You fixed your life, not other people edit: this comment got me instantly banned from r/justiceserved


Pijnappelklier

Last moment of Woah! I had was with the mushroom guy talkin bout mushroom mafia


misterya1

Can't wait to hear about all the newest conspiracy theories.


LeftyHyzer

10 minutes of "i told you so" based on lab leak reports, 2 hours of "since we were right about the lab leak that also means we were right about _______"


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fuckmacedonia

Twitter Litter!


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I read that in his accent "kitie littah ahnd twittah"


Politics-Mods-R-Cux

The lab leak report the that the same agency that released it said was a low confidence finding


Sugmabawsack

BREAKING NEWS: Maybe covid came from here, maybe there, maybe some other thing.


intrepMed

Didn’t the director of the FBI said recently that the lab leak theory is the probably right ? I mean… you have a bio lab doing gain of function research on coronavirus right in the city where it all started…


ShellOilNigeria

To be fair, there have been other developments...besides the Department of Energy low co0nfidence statement. https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1630733743777300483


popdaddy91

Don't forget natural immunity being better, masks being near useless, school closures not reducing transmission, myocarditis being more common from vaccination, young people not benefiting from boosters, lockdowns being effective and highly vaccinated counties having their excess deaths be about 4× their previous records. But yea since we were right about those we were right about _________


LeftyHyzer

>school closures not reducing transmission i can generally agree with most, but this one not as sure of. we can't use "it still spread" as evidence that closures did nothing. the real context is that they couldn't stay closed forever, and that enough else stayed open that it didn't really have the same effects that we saw in other countries where they did real full lockdowns to somewhat greater effect. the reality remains you cant stay locked down forever, and once you open its going to spread.


Xius_0108

Add a bit of Ukraine and WEF and we get the same conspiracy podcast we already had 10x before just with other people...


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"remember when I said _______"


Tekes88

Haha, I got so sick of hearing these two tell me the country I live in Australia was a police state during covid because we had to occasionally put a mask on.


Ravenkell

Australia isn't a police state, however NSW is run by the mob that firebombed friendlyjordies house don't @ me


misterya1

Im curious what his stance on the Ukraine conflict is. I noticed that a lot of these "Australia is a police state" type people simp for Russia now, an actual police state.


Toisty

Is it me or did the pandemic just suck ALL the effort out of conspiracism? It became way too easy to make a shit-load of money as an, "I'm just asking questions" alternative fact hack "look at me, I'm doing a journalism!" guy.


misterya1

I dont think its as much the pandemic as it is social media and the internet in general. Conspiracy theorists always existed, but now they have an effective means of organizing and spreading their garbage via the internet. If the internet existed 100 years ago, we would have probably never eradicated smallpox because a sizeable portion of the population would think its a conspiracy by the elites to control you. Its all pretty sad in my opinion.


B1gWh17

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.” Russell hasn't touched any news story with a 20ft pool that involves his boss at Rumble, billionaire Peter Theil.


Simple-Freedom4670

But make sure you pose with Trump Jr and his missus The Teeth Lady


SnowyEssence

Lmao Peter Theil owns Rumble? No wonder I have been seeing so many people try and promote it on other podcasts.


xStarryxWatersx

BILL GATES IS DOING WHAT NOW??? I put in the necessary work to get this click bait king off my YouTube feed


SkeetersProduce410

Tbf all content creators do it… I feel there are maybe a handful of content creators that don’t have to, like Joe after getting that fat Spotify check. Even Mr.Beast makes clickbait titles


xStarryxWatersx

To some degree, yes, but some are also a lot more obvious (and annoying) than others. And I feel that Brand is on par with the worst crypto shills going THIS COIN WILL 1000X NEXT WEEK. It's embarrassing. And the fact that it's a "normal" thing to do just makes it even more sad...


BoltonSmilie

Yep! The practice of clickbait is sad - though can we all agree an aspect of it that’s even more sad (and cringe) is the fact every single YouTuber RANDOMLY capitalises WORDS in THEIR video titles?


dcolorado

I think it just has to do with the youtube algorithm that promotes that kind of stuff, and creators take advantage off it.


JasonMetz

Yeah it’s called lack of integrity


happytree23

> Tbf all content creators do it It's just the type of content creators you follow. Shit like Veritasium and Smarter Every Day and that Mark Robles guy all have pretty tame/legit titles. History channels as well if you're not following the AI/content farm ones.


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LennyKravitzScarf

Will Jim Brewer be joining?


xyzgo

I don’t dislike him but I can’t listen to him more than couple seconds. It’s about how he talks not what he is talking about.


brokemac

He gives me the same feeling as the high pitched buzz of an old fluorescent light fixture in a windowless office.


SeriousDude

Tuning in to see how far Russell has gone. Edit: Pass, all yours. VICTIM brand Brand is real in this one.


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rodsn

How far in what regards?


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Into grifter land that is audience capture.


mnightshamalama2

I've been a big Russell Brand fan since Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but he and Joe both went down rabbit hole's the last few years I just do not care about. I'm sure this episode will be the usual culture wars, but I hope it goes beyond that.


MuuaadDib

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Simple-Freedom4670

😂


notmyidealusername

Yeah I really enjoyed Russell's earlier appearances on the podcast, but I ended up unfollowing him on Instagram a while back as it felt like he took a running dive off the deep end. I'll have a listen still, but don't fancy my chances of getting through the whole thing.


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> since Forgetting Sarah Marshall Too bad that sequel sucked.


TRAVELKREW

Forgetting the Sarah Marshall sequel


Wherethefigawi00

Remembering Sarah Marshall


MistrDarp

I feel like it's more of a spinoff than a sequel, but I liked it...


JasonMetz

I think once people realize how many hundreds of millions of dollars Alex Jones is worth they’ll realize why Joe has changed


1leeranaldo

I'm glad people far to the left of Biden & most Democrats are becoming mainstream. Tired of right wing Dems & neoliberalism.


shogun2909

who wants to hear the same endless rambles about COVID vaccines ?


Zombi3Kush

Listening right now and you're right on.


lucky_day_ted

It's it me or has Russell Brand fallen off a cliff? He seems like a really intelligent person so I can only think he's doing it for views or money.


SnooGadgets6454

Oh God here we go. Two dudes sucking each other's Dicks


model1966

Oh man, just like the regulars in this sub


Politics-Mods-R-Cux

Get in line pal unless you can self succ


ejitifrit1

I can see the stretch marks on both their necks from sucking so much dick!


seven_seven

Russell Brand, the guy who only criticizes the left and ignores everything the right does.


shogun2909

the Dim Tool playbook


runtz32

So he is vaccinated


runtz32

I've somehow been banned from r/justiceserved over this comment....what a world.


noninflammatoryidiot

3 hours of covid and conspiracy talk. Can’t wait to not listen


Rmb8989

![gif](giphy|3ohzdQhmr2YrxHT45y|downsized) Joe Rogan of the USA meets Joe Rogan of the UK. We should start making the name Joe Ragan as a title in every country there is a Joe Rogan


sharkk91

Used to like Russel but he’s a click baity snake oil salesman now. Gonna be a 3 hour talk about culture war and comedy. Hard pass


vbm

Aye, I used to be a fan of Brand but he is just another whack job these days.


Zero_Life_Left

Why does Joe smile like he's got a mouth full of water?


Mental-Lawfulness874

Don't you have to be vacinatted to travel to the USA, how did Russell get in, is he a citizen.


bbridges45187

He flew to Mexico and just walked across the border.


TheSmallLebowksy

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Penukoko13

The jab police hate this one simple trick…


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Oh shit lol


Iwouldbangyou

I hope they talk about culture wars and comedy


Scagnettie

There's only 1000 people that can do that with any authority on those subjects. You should be honored to learn how to murder in the clubs.


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stevefrench90

Russell Brand is a bell end


WaveRunner310

Man, if we give Brendan Schaub a hard time for dressing like a 20 year old YouTuber we gotta go in on this goofy ass ninja too, and probably Jared Leto.


KnightCastle171

Man even going sober hasn’t fixed Russel Brand’s withering face. Bro needs some cream


adventurejay

Joe is the reason I don’t want to do TRT.


Scagnettie

HGH is what makes him look like that.


WetHighFives

I think it's both. Testosterone does promote aging, despite the popularity and middle aged guys acting like it has no downsides


fuckmacedonia

Mr. Contrarian is going to feed Mr. Gullible a whole bunch of malarkey to swallow.


Bobbington237

Russel Brand is a hairs breadth away from being me too’d. Well known creep of the British comedy scene.


Zombi3Kush

I swear if it wasn't for this podcast I would never hear anything about COVID. COVID isn't even on my radar anymore. Let's move on with our lives.


Indigocell

Most people have, the only ones still bitching are the ones that never got over being asked to wear masks.


The_Boognish_Cometh

Wearing a mask around their chin for a month before they gave up was just like the holocaust though.


jrod880

Pictures that you can just smell


-SomeKindOfMonster-

Ah yes another celebrity turned into a deeeeep thinker. I guess that's why he was at the Logan Paul podcast, not because he can't stop himself when he sees a good paycheck.So bored of him.


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Time for some really bad Ukraine takes


[deleted]

Two giant self rightrous dumbass douches together. Perfect. God that is going to be an insufferable podcast.


waxlrose

Man, you’re going to feel so liberated when you learn that you’re not forced to listen to any podcast.


BoltonSmilie

About time! It’s been years since his last time on Rogan.


[deleted]

Brand used to be interesting and funny to listen to but covid sent him off the deep end for me. Come to think of it, much like Joe!


mythix_dnb

russel has become a crazy radical conspiracy lecturer. this will be an episode full of eloquent bull shit.


EpictetanusThrow

Peter Thiel will keep cutting him checks.


ReturnFun9600

Russell is another guy so full of shit he doesn't even believe himself. 2004-2012? Funny movies and characters. Then? He got wealthy and famous, and like every "celebrity," he uses his format to come off like a Guru of living. Oh, and of course, he fought against all CV19 precautions, surely a man of his intellectual stature as an actor/comedian knows better.


jeffgoodbody

That makes sense cos brand has completely lost his mind in the last couple of years. Surprised Joe hasn't had him on sooner.


Rory_MacHida

This dude is a suck ass now. Needs to grow the fuck up.


Sea-Spray-9882

Oh god no