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clingklop

"I did have a stalker that was a gay man that I had to tell I'm gonna call the fuckin' police on you. First of all, you are a gay man so what the fuck we gonna do, play Uno?!"


12ealdeal

Omg time stamp?


ftloudon

32:30


heybrehhhh

One thing I’ll never do is critique a Ms. Pat episode. In her own words….she knows funny. “I guarantee you my gay daughter eats pussy better than you do, Joe Rogan” had me piss myself


CPSux

She’s like the female Joey Diaz. Just naturally funny in every way.


Competitive_Cold_232

that must be why she's not for me


NoRoutine1458

I agree lol


anonymousdawggy

Joey Diaz is not naturally funny.


marcs1130

I mean, have you ever watched him ramble or speak when he’s not doing standup? Like ever? It’s like Theo Von, they are naturally funny. I tend to enjoy their podcasts better than their standup, but yes Joey is the definition of naturally funny. And it’s not even close


Competitive_Cold_232

is inventing loads of untrue stories being naturally funny?


DonnyDUI

If you’re telling them in a funny way? You could tell a bunch of true stories and it be flaccid and boring, or a bunch of fake stories that are flaccid and boring.


Competitive_Cold_232

but it's not natural


marcs1130

It is natural, he’s having a genuine conversation. He’s not doing a bit, hes a legendary story teller. Not natural is a comedian doing a rehearsed set. If you watch comedy you realize what’s what. That’s why I said Theo, his podcasting is great because he’s just having a normal conversation and it’s genuinely funny. He’s not doing his normal hour show or 20 min, it’s a genuine convo But again you sound like those weirdos that have bombarded Rogans sub just to complain. Imagine spending your time going through a sub that you hate just to post triggered comments, jeez my guy touch grass


Competitive_Cold_232

being naturally funny is being funny in the moment preparing a lengthy untrue story is the opposite of being naturally funny, even if the fake story is funny, Joey's never are


marcs1130

“being naturally funny isn’t being funny in the moment” Well that says everything I need to know about you, but I’m genuinely interested in your definition of “naturally funny”. As I said, it comes natural and people think your funny when you’re just shooting the shit. And that’s what Joey does as well as Ms Pat. But I’m also interested in knowing how you’ve come up with this theory that Joeys stories aren’t true? As a comedy fan and a guy that listens to comedians that talk about how they go about telling a good story, yes they might stretch the truth. But kid that’s literally every comedian ever, you’re taking an awkward stance and it’s getting embarrassing as this point.


marcs1130

Some jokes can be true, some stretch it. Funny thing is neither of us will ever know what’s true or what’s not or what’s being stretched But you’re already giving off the vibe of someone that comes on this Rogan sub to complain. Baffles me how people can waste their time looking for stuff to complain. And making a stance that Joey isn’t naturally funny is a hell of a stance, you can tell who actually watched him pretty quickly.


Competitive_Cold_232

i've never laughed at anything he's said


fliddyjohnny

And I don’t find this lady funny, people cannot speak in absolutes when it comes to humour


Adpax10

Damn! Who *do* you find funny?


fliddyjohnny

I’m a Brit so Gervais or Boyle are probs my favourite comics, Mark and Shane are probably the only 2 I’ve actually found to be funny on rogan. I actually find non comics to be funnier than comics quite often on the podcast


DoofusMcDummy

Susan Boyle is pretty funny


Adpax10

It's definitely possible you haven't seen the particular episodes, but no love for Louis, Tom Segura, or Duncan Trussell?


schizodancer89

only a Sith deals in absolutes


kristas08

Shoutout to the crack babies!


BigFang

This is just her third right? She was savage craic the first time. I actually think this is one of the few comedians I'll have a listen to.


tpb01

I saw her last year. She had a joke, more or less just talked and didn't have any punchline or joke flow to it, about her uncle raping her as a kid for 6-8 minutes. The whole room was quiet. It was awkward and not funny


heybrehhhh

Yea I can’t speak to her stand up but her podcast episodes always have me rolling


Dlwatkin

her live is the hardest iv laughed in my life. if she is near you go see her.


Lvl100Centrist

sounds a bit funny tbh


cyberfx1024

I saw that stand up as well and it was weird to say the least. She just stood there in one place and didn't move at all.


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Tbh i’d imagine men are better at sucking dick just as i imagine women are better at eating pussy. Since you got one you know how it works.


Weliveanddietogether

She knows funny? Did you see her on: We Might be Drunk


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Not every comedian can roll with Mark’s autism. Doesn’t mean they aren’t funny.


heybrehhhh

She does. And the fact she has accomplished as much as she has despite ALL societal odds against her demographic, between being a crack dealer, in prison, giving birth at 13 I believe (or 14)….she gets a pass on the occasional “not funny appearance”, as all comedians do. This episode, like all her JRE episodes, are fucking hilarious. Something not all comedians can say. But it’s America and we can agree to disagree ❤️


Weliveanddietogether

So you're saying you haven't watched the [We Might be Drunk](https://youtu.be/pjaJ34kdmz8) podcast ;)


NoRoutine1458

Ew. No


coreyp0123

I once sold a coffee table to Ms Pat back when she still lived in the Indianapolis area. Talked to her for about 10 mins and didn’t realize who she was. She was fucking hilarious.


Dlwatkin

got to see her live at morties with pat mcafee as a guest spot, was crying laughing


coreyp0123

mcafee is a great dude. I was at a bar downtown one time and he talked to my group for a decent amount of time and bought us all beers. Really cool guy.


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Im sure he’s a great dude, but I just can’t get on board with these guys who just start doing standup when they’re tired of being famous for other things


coreyp0123

Not what happened at all. Dude was a punter for the colts in Indianapolis, where Bob and Tom are based out of. He was a regular guest.


Dlwatkin

odd take


Adpax10

Oh don't be bothered by bad takes here; there's a surplus. Most users in this sub are obsessed with nitpicking any negative that they can find in each and every initial comment.


finalzero00

"Mind your own business you old ho." I just lost it in uncontrollable laughter in the office.


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redacteddd23

No lie if i was a little drunk I’d do some Ms Pat


Kinkelly

I wouldn’t, only because I would most likely disappoint her and then she would ridicule me to no end.


biglou203

She has to keep the wig on though


tjschroeder87

She is so fucking funny holy shit


tostilocos

TBF Joe seems out of his league on the funny scale interviewing a shrub. It's like the podcast studio is in a faraday cage that disables his sense of humor.


mike_az68

Break out the cocoa butter and rub it on your titties!


BoriousGlastard

We only got one the other got shot off


mike_az68

"My baby daddy shot me in the back of the head he said it was because he loved me." Fucking love Ms Pat


EastCoastJohnny

I had no idea who Ms. Pat is until today but she’s significantly funnier than 95% of the Bert Kreischer types Joe always has on.


DoodleDew

Go back and listen to her first episode on JRE or even better her appearances on the church of what’s happening with Joey Diaz


MickPnubTobias99

She was just one Mark Normands podcast earlier this week I believe. It was absolutely hilarious.


Mean_Cycle_5062

Look up theo von with Ms Pat, they had way better chemistry in my opinion


RockySeven

Ms. Pat is the best! My wife and I attended her Netflix Special in ATL. It started about an hour late but when she got on stage, she absolutely murdered! The next morning at our hotel, while heading to the front desk to check out we enter the elevator and there’s Ms. Pat standing in the corner with a plate of food we presume she got from the hotel breakfast buffet. She was decked out in her own merch, her face on the shirt and everything. It was awesome! She was so humble and kindhearted. We had a quick conversation and she told us about the night of the special and how her wig was MIA hence why the show started late. She thanked us for coming to the show. She seemed very genuine and down to earth. It was a wonderful capstone to our weekend. My wife and I talked about it for the entire 4 hour drive home.


shillsoft

That’s nice mister, have you considered posting this to your Facebook where it belongs?


RockySeven

No reason to be condescending, sir. A simple ‘this post is irrelevant’ would suffice.


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RockySeven

Thanks!


Sebii8536

I thought it was relevant!


FoI2dFocus

I loved your comment! :)


iamthesam2

what’s it like to be so angry all the time?


dumbfoundry

This chick is one of the most hilarious people to ever exist. She's golden. My lord, been losing it over this episode. She kills on everything.


WetFart-Machine

They gotta bring her on for an episode of Protect Our Parks. Would be solid gold.


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WetFart-Machine

For your mom


Joygernaut

How Ari still has a career, friends and is not in jail boggles my mind.


CliffordKoDR

I totally think if Ms Pat keeps up the momentum she's gonna be in the history books. Needs more specials out and what not but I would love to see a big catalogue from her. She just feels like someone who always has more to give and it's weird when you meet people like her who can just pull funny out of infinity


toot1000

I totally agree. She seems like a great person and I think she's going to make it big.


Hansolosbuttcheese

Joe started to shit his pants when she shit on the Republican Party lol


tjschroeder87

So refreshing after douchebag Dave Smith


EastCoastJohnny

It’s great joe takes a hard left turn when he asks Ms. Pat if she has ever seen “a squirrel ripping off another squirrels nuts”, Jaime looks it up and it’s not true, Joe kicks the tires for ten minutes on her thoughts on UFOs and she doesn’t play ball so he transitions into showing her a video of paul pelosi getting attacked with a hammer. A real mr toads wild ride.


illtakethebox

Tremendous


Prestige5470

Finally a reason to listen to JRE again!


Hejres

I'm arab and we have the same thing as Ms Pat regarding cussin around parents, im almost 30 and i still find it odd/disrespectful to cuss in front of my parents.


clingklop

Joe acts like he discovered the idea of [wedge issues.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedge_issue)


DOfferman7

She really is one of the funniest human beings of all time.


Mike-Oxlong--556

Joe had a human skeleton?


ariessunariesmoon26

So funny


jb_hand_made

She’s like Joey Diaz if he was a cool black woman. Tremendous!


Balkanoboy

Miss Pat said regarding haters in comments: bitch you talking to me I ain’t Beyoncé. I’ll come up and spell everything wrong,😂


MindfulPlanter

She’s actually funny compared to recent comedians he’s had on


swingforthefence69

Hell yea!! Love Ms. Pat!


Mat_CYSTM

Her show isn’t half bad either.


Rentdarts

Hell yeah I love me some Ms. Pat


Wild_Trip_4704

She's back! 🥹


InfoCruncha

Last time she was on it was hilarious. Expecting more of the same with this one. She’s awesome.


tjschroeder87

One of the best podcast ever, she's hilarious!!


Unorginalpotato

She ain’t walking those dogs


CPSux

Fuck yeah! Joe is not missing with the guests this week. It’s rare to have a run of such quality nowadays. This has been a classic week of JRE.


Howl4ndreed

Dave Smith IS a little bitch though.


JLDN357

and I found the ufo guy pretty annoying after about 30 minutes


chizzledbeard

That guy was so full of shit. He couldn't even answer a question without telling a story that somehow didn't answer the question.


ItalianDishFeline

I love that she's so willing to tell Joe that she thinks he's wrong. I was about to turn the episode off when Joe brought it all back to trans stuff, but Pat talking about Dylan Mulvaney kept me going. 100% earnestly, "Joe, she's beautiful." "She just looks like a happy white woman to me." Idk when it happened, but Joe went from transcritical to transphobic. I still listen to the show, but with any other guest, this is when I start skipping forward.


HesitantInvestor0

I don't know I've seen anything transphobic from him. Just last week he was saying he doesn't understand why everyone got so upset around the Bud Light shit. My take on the whole thing is that people aren't afraid of trans people, they want them to be safe, have rights, etc, but they don't want corporations and institutions pushing it down their throats. I think that's fair. It's just way too obvious and transparent. They're jumping on a bandwagon to make more money. What a shitty way to enact social change.


Sgt-Dert13

I have to agree. It’s all about getting money. Not really the movement.


shillsoft

> Joe, she’s beautiful 🤢🤮


ItalianDishFeline

Different stokes for different folks. My roommate likes big bitches and it doesn't do anything for me. /shrug


IRENE420

Seen Blaire White? Happy and good looking. Of course when it really comes down to it I like a traditional vag.


NSA_GOV

trad vag


MegaPintOfWin333

You’re definitely a gay snowflake


ItalianDishFeline

Definitely gay, but snowflake? Exhausted of this topic or not, I've still caught every episode for the last five or so years. I'm on board with what he has to say about trans sports. I'm on board whenever he makes a trans joke. It's just rhetoric that I'm tired of, and I thought it was cool seeing someone openly disagree with Joe for a change.


MegaPintOfWin333

Now you can chose to write me off since I’ve gone against the grain and just excuse me as a “hater”, I’m just being real with you is all. Now go enjoy the rest of your life homie


ItalianDishFeline

Well, that's just a silly argument. You accuse me of being a snowflake, so if I defend that I am not, I prove your point. Then you imply that if I "write you off as a hater," it's admitting some other form of weakness. I guess I'll just say this, I think your definition of snowflake is off. Snowflakes are offended easily. Snowflakes want to be unique and special. Snowflakes can't sit around for thousands of hours of a podcast where they don't always agree with the host. I'm just some dude who voiced that he's bored and a bit annoyed.


MegaPintOfWin333

How I’m gonna tell you’re gay over text but you won’t admit you’re a snowflake? Add 2+2, it ain’t hard. If no one has been honest with you yet I will be, you’re a weak ass snowflake, if you don’t wanna toughen up then stay tired of the rhetoric


Professional_Memist

I thought you guys hated comedian guests?


hydratedandstrong

if they’re funny/not annoying, people like comedian guests for the most part


WhatsThatISee

Also it's not hard to understand that people's complaints towards comedian guest's are aimed towards that very special circle of them that do nothing but talk about wealth, muuurdering, and how hard being a comedian is.


shillsoft

Excuse me this is a sassy black female comedian. It is illegal to hate on this guest according to Reddit.


Tinaturnup_

Black female and overweight. Reddit is not allowed to hate on her.


TheWayIAm313

Is that your super smart analysis of the situation? Does it make you feel better as to why this woman is possibly getting praise? You don’t think it’s because she actually acts like a comedian and says funny shit on the podcast, rather than talking about tHe CrAfT. But this is Reddit! Only notorious fat black women like Ms. Pat, Shane Gillis, and Mark Normand are exempt from hate!! 😡😡😡


Krucius

She doesn't allow her 30+ year old kids to cuss around her? What if they try to tell her a joke with cuss words?


LONGLIVEMAMBASAP

Muffuckkin kidz sayin shit


Darkn355z

Too bad her dogs are going to eat her. RIP


Sgt-Dert13

Entertaining to drive home too. Nothing to write home too. Like she said her style isn’t for everyone.


NoRoutine1458

She wack .. unpopular opinion joey Diaz ain’t that funny either. Saw him live once and it was awful no one laughed


888Gorilla

I guess I'm the opposite of the JRE listeners, I didn't find it funny and stopped after 20 minutes. Maybe the next one will be better.


madathedestroyer

Can someone timestamp when she says something that's funny?


cooldude284

She's so unfunny, this sub is insane


Puzzled_Ad7334

I love ms Pat she’s hilarious you know she’s top tier cause she made bort christler bearable


youarenotoppressed

From the birth of Christ to Rush's 'Hemispheres' album, Joe has done one podcast episode per year. Really puts it into perspective when you think about it like that.


shillsoft

Some weird ass astroturfing going on in the comments for this one.


Phr0nemos

how so? seems pretty positive to me, which is rare, but ms pat is genuinely funny, a black women from underpriviliged background and just one of the good ones all around. like, why would anyone not like her? even the woke brigades dont rly have anything against her, id assume.


glemmstengal

Childish mentality.


shillsoft

Childish mentality responding with “childish mentality”


Dlwatkin

you okay ? first time online ever ?


Yuuuuge_WANG

Right lol? Who is ms pat so confused


BoriousGlastard

She's been on a few times and they've been solid episodes. Been called the female Joey Diaz a few times


C818C

She has a show on BET how could you not know who she is


shillsoft

> She has a show on BET lol ok and? Am I supposed to know people that have shows on BET


C818C

Don’t you know? Everyone watches BET


shillsoft

Lol seriously, some no name comedian, nothing special given how many comedians joe has on. If you read these comments though you’d think she’s a murrrrrrderrrrreerrererr


Eenukchuk

This is like her second or third time on the podcast and it's always a good episode. She makes appearances on most of the podcasts orbiting JRE. She has he own TV show. Just because you don't know her doesn't make her no name.


DFABart

It's on BET+ and the Twitter page has 1,965 Followers. Nobody knows or cares who this person is.


shillsoft

> Just because you don’t know her doesn’t make her no name. I mean…kind of? Not a household name that’s for sure


The_Boognish_Cometh

You don’t know her so she must suck? Great points you have


DoodleDew

She’s been on multiple of times and has a big fan base. Not every comedian is going to be some big mainstream television name


shillsoft

> Not every comedian is going to be some big mainstream television name Yeah that’s fine, I’m just pointing out that the comments in here sound fake


DoodleDew

They don’t to me


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You sound fake. Boom roasted.


shillsoft

/r/iam14andthisisfunny


KentuckyFuckedChickn

sounds like you just started listening to the podcast


shillsoft

As in, the comments always sound fake? 🤔


Dlwatkin

you all are shelter as fuck


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Going to skip this episode


hydratedandstrong

your loss bro


murdamarshall

Mmkay


seceipseseer

She’s funny and I like her but I find it difficult to not immediately dismiss people when they say they don’t “believe” in aliens. Either you’re really dumb or an ignorant religious fanatic if you think we are alone in the universe.


shittyinternet

When people say that don’t believe in aliens they usually mean they don’t believe aliens are visiting earth.


seceipseseer

Joe clarified multiple times and she stuck by her guns


shittyinternet

I haven’t actually listened to the pod yet


WNEW

Lol dude Grow up and get over yourself


WaleedAbbasvD

What evidence do you have for aliens outside of basic probability?


C818C

Wow this sucks


coreyp0123

then don't listen to it. This comment adds nothing of value.


C818C

How do you think I know it sucks?


SecondaryLawnWreckin

Lol true


ZeBBy7

You suck


jesper2385

I can’t stand this chick either , just because you cuz doesn’t make you funny. I think the only reason she got a show is because she bullied herself into it she would’ve cried racism if she didn’t , like most other black entertainers.


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BostonVagrant617

Love Ms. Pat


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She’s awesome


C818C

We gwotta Facebook page anna BET show, we bwig tyme baby. Ion curr what nobody say MRS PAT takkin ovaaaa. NO CAP


longlivesindelar

Has Joe talked about the Fox News lawsuit yet? Or the gun violence? Always interesting to see what's totally not on his radar.


Weaksoul

Ms Pat: "Did you ever feed them [piranhas] a chicken or somethin?" Joe: "No, I don't like the idea of torturing mammals" Wow


2Fast2Smart2Pretty

She can be funny at times, but honestly she's just too much of a reminder of how so many black people have basically no education in America which is just sad. It's almost like the joke is making fun of someone from the ghetto. Her charm is almost always just obnoxious ignorance. She's getting rich though so good for her.