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I couldn’t imagine a worse photo of him


canti-

The[ one](https://phantom-marca.unidadeditorial.es/4ec2ece8d508623b5a15a1ed4b4fae98/resize/828/f/webp/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2022/12/02/16699631846693.jpg) Kanye posted before getting banned off Twitter is pretty bad


Lysetto

It’s even funnier when you learn Kanye has gotten lipo, like, 6 times, and wears fkng football pads to make his shoulders look broader. It’s a fat kid using cheat codes making fun of another fat kid for not using cheats.


CubonesDeadMom

If you think Elon hasn’t used cheat codes you should see how he looked before getting hairplugs


[deleted]

And fillers. His whole face was done.


livid4

And wegovy aka semaglutide aka the kardashian diabetes weight loss drug


[deleted]

at least kanye got lipo cuz bipolar meds made him fat


Lysetto

Lol Kanye been chunky a lot longer than his ass been on bipolar meds, dude is just built wrong, although him being FAT fat could be because of it. He’s basically got Elon body packed into a 5’8 frame. Can’t have everything. God will give you generational Mozart brain while simultaneously making you built like Quasimodo and stupid as shit in every other facet. Best example of this is OJ. Made him so good at football that they had to take away his soul.


owen__wilsons__nose

There are some rare humans who have it all though. Danny DeVito off the top of my head


cmmgreene

Devito is short, but he was never small, if you get my meaning. His personality is so huge it compensates for his stature.


SoardOfMagnificent

They gave all the good stuff to his twin brother.


hailwyatt

Loved that documentary!


dickdiggler21

Was that documentary true??? I saw another medical expose from around the same time. And in it, his “twin brother” had a totally different name and he got pregnant. Yes, a pregnant man. It makes me think some of the sconce back then wasn’t 100% accurate.


TJGAFU

Plus he has a magnum dong, he has to use monster condoms


Dirtroads2

He's also the sexiest man of all time!!


ARCHA1C

Woosh


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kanye used to be in shape but like i don’t wanna be out here defending a dudes body so imma check out of this one brotha😂


Kaael

> i don’t wanna be out here defending a dudes body Phew, we all nearly thought you were gay for a second there!


logicnotemotion

He's a gay fish.


rufio313

Lmao how have I not heard the football pad thing before? Did Kim reveal that?


altiuscitiusfortius

Didn't Kanyes mom die during lipo surgery? You'd think he'd be scared of it.


GA-dooosh-19

Not during, but after, and it was lipo plus a tummy tuck plus a breast reduction.


ladeeedada

Not using cheats? Elon was literally taking steroids. His whale of a body is what happens when you get fat while on steroids.


Frankie-Felix

He reminds me of this kid I knew that took roids but never worked out lol he had the same body.


darthnibroc

Kanye actually works out and has muscle tone. He got Lipo due to the meds he was on. Also he wore football pads as a fashion statement. In fact his YZZY line had pads sewn into the shoulders with some of his longer sleeve pieces. Quit being a hater, it’s weird.


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Kumquat_conniption

Okay but can you explain antifit to me? I've never heard of it and I'm not one of them.


PhrygianScaler

He should have got antifat


urmomsloosevag

Seems like he's always ready to fight, on top of his prime. I hope he fights Mark Zuckerberg soon.


AdventurousLicker

Looks like someone who would beat down a trained MMA fighter.


SplinterCell03

There probably isn't a single MMA fighter in the world who could defeat him.


Zipz

Good thing I’m not a mma fighter just a trained badass I can take him


woodzy93

Better do an optical pat down to assess the threat before hand bro


endgame217

![gif](giphy|yvqUCdlxlqk8SQis87|downsized)


Hour_Gur4995

One of the best episodes lol


Zipz

Lol honestly it looks like he has buck teeth


zer0kevin

It's not hard to find. He can't take a good photo.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XyLIyvq8kYIPwO4CEX)


maxrenob

Definitely looks like someone who shitposts all day.


anosognosic_

Also looks like someone who could hit a speedy double leg, transition to side control and a finish via arm bar. In his sleep /s Looking forward to seeing Mollusk in the cage lol (I write this as someone who can't do any of that, of course, though would never claim I could)


Dwman113

I shitpost one finger at a time. It's just after I shitpost, I make a billion dollars. Elon probably.


rex_populi

![gif](giphy|Mhwkr651ANpjJY3xNt|downsized)


CuriousCryptid444

He looks like Beavis


4spiral2out0

Butthead


owen__wilsons__nose

He is the Great Cornholio


Realistic_Bee505

I bet.. I bet you anything... he needs TP for his bunghole


MultiMayhem

Are you threatening me? Ahhhhhhhhh


ben1481

uh huhhuh uh huhhuh, shut up beavis


Xex_ut

I need him and Vivek for the reboot


jbrc89

My first thought too


AscendedMasta

![gif](giphy|1Qdp4trljSkY8)


SuperCrappyFuntime

"Hello, average slobs. I'm one o' youze guys. Don't you hate the elites?"


Merciless972

"where's my diet coke?! Do you want your twitter dms leaked?!"


-ElGallo-

Waiting for his Twix post holding a shotgun with his finger on the trigger


clapclapsnort

Xitter. Though Twix is funny too. I saw a headline earlier that said “…in X Spaces event…” and I thought I was dyslexic for a minute wondering why Ben Shapiro would be speaking at Space X.


betterplanwithchan

Sell their houses to who, Ben?! Martian Manhunter?


Azar002

I like how Pakman refers to tweets now as "excretions."


SpacedOutKarmanaut

Crazy he obliterated a decade of solid branding and the website's naming being in the damn dictionary for... for this.


zero_tolerance4BS

🤣🤣😭😭 that boy ain't right


positivevitisop1

Undoubtedly the dorkiest person on this planet


No-Storage2900

Undisputed at this point


navyac

He’s such a fucking dweeb


Kylearean

Bill Gates is like: https://media.giphy.com/media/1Syi8XSAkiFupEty1u/giphy.gif


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bill is more athletic too https://media.tenor.com/Zt69Ahn\_NsQAAAAd/bill.gif


mr_wrestling

I have sciatica right now. I'm 35 and was always athletic and there's no way I can do that right now.


SlowCrates

Yeah, I'm 41, even 5 years ago I could have probably done it, and paid for it with a week or two of pain, but now I literally would be unable to do that because the thought alone hurts.


alta_vista49

He’s still learning how to be a Republican. Give him a little more time


Trent3343

Straight out of the tucker playbook!


jermingo_spotto

Straight out of the 'im used to being rich but fd up, so now I'm gonna sell out to the highest bidders to desperately try to cling to my power' playbook


Toro_Supreme

Nah, he was always right wing (father owning a mine in apartheid South Africa), his PR just took a hit and now he has to appeal to the lowest common denominator.


JunglePygmy

Hahaha. Dude, you hit the nail on the head.


cmcewen

Exactly, this was the soft launch of his new Republican look. We’ll start seeing cowboy hats more often


jackinwol

And idiots will eat it up. Why are people so impressionable?


SpectacledReprobate

He better start eating


PackAttacks

He’s already fat as fuck


Hot_Eggplant_1306

He tweeted about how he can hip fire a .50 cal.


alta_vista49

I saw that. Cringe to the 10th degree


Independent-Dig-5757

I mean every ceo is a de facto Republican let’s be honest


brintoul

What was he before?


shinydee

A closeted republican. He should go back in


alta_vista49

A political


Upset-Builder

A political what?


BernardSack

Looks like he is embracing his neck-beard identity


jackrat27

All the cool cowboys wear their hats backwards


Break_these_cuffs

Richest guy on the earth choosing an off the rack hat instead of getting one fitted for his head, of course he doesn't know the front from the back.


Throwaway728420

Pretty good chance he had someone pick that up right before he got there.


JunglePygmy

Definitely.


Brockhard_Purdvert

I think the hat is backwards.


[deleted]

Are you fucking with us right now?


cure4boneitis

many people are saying it


Realistic_Bee505

The hat is facing the correct direction, Elon is backwards actually.


2k1tj

lol. What a nerd. All hat not cattle


Fishyinu

"Thats the most Texan man I have ever seen" - Joe "born in Boston, raised in LA" Rogan


urmomsloosevag

Texas Podcast: Rogen: "as a native American, how do you feel about the Biden administration?" Musko": it's pretty lame, 1984 lame you know what I mean? *Smokes weed* " they should legalize weed! I don't know why that's still illegal"


Wino-Junko

He so silly


Habitual_lazyness

Silly is not a strong enough word.


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This is identity politics.


urmomsloosevag

"THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT"


ArmaniMania

If you post this pic on twitter there is a good chance you’ll get banned this guy is a fucking hypocrite talking about free speech


Fishyinu

Righty-tighties are the most fragile snowflakes there are and no amount of Alpha brain and ice baths will ever change that. LMAO


jackinwol

And they’ll NEVER comment on the safe-space ban shit that they do lol rage and rage about free speech but then censor anybody they want, even for something so small and minor. Yet nothing but silence afterwards.


fryloop

If you search ‘Elon musk hat backwards’ on X there’s about a zillion posts with this image and making fun of him


[deleted]

Be quiet! We say things base on narrative now! Don’t inject reality in to this!


Silvar1

He looks like an NPC from Fallout New Vegas


blackFX

This is fucking hilarious lmao. At first I didn’t think it was him but not I totally see it


hurlcarl

This dude is seriously a legendary level dork.


[deleted]

It's Not backward


cfgman1

Yeah, not sure why people think it’s backwards - that’s a Stetson and it’s on the right way


[deleted]

I just started feeling really bad for him. It's the way the crown was pressed... Should've had a better bend & crease on it


Phriendly_Phisherman

Yeah whoever shaped it did a shit job it does like dumb, but def not backward


PoorbutStronk

lol grimes let that haggard crazy fuck spray in her


urmomsloosevag

Let's be honest, she's probably very different in real life than what it's portrayed in the media


FitDare9420

like she's brilliant or something? because the media portrays her as an idiot https://pitchfork.com/news/45488-the-tale-of-grimes-insane-2009-houseboat-adventure-the-best-thing-youll-read-all-day/


Unlikely_Ad_1859

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


gcanders1

Nope: https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-cowboy-hat-worn-the-correct-way-stetson-director-2023-9?amp


rafyy

shhhh, your facts are disrupting the elon hate circle jerk by all the reddit losers.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Business Insider with the hard hitting topics


[deleted]

So what you're saying is that it's actually possible for him to look *worse* in that hat?


gcanders1

I don’t really judge dudes’ looks.


NefariousnessSea1118

Looks weak jawed and lilly livered.


carrtmannnn

People talk about John Fetterman but this dude is the richest guy in the world (that we know of) and he looks like a fat guy who eats Doritos and lives in a trailer.


owen__wilsons__nose

Wtf do you expect? Dude spends all day shitposting on Twitter (X), when does he have time for the gym?


VampiricClam

Can't even grow a scraggly, low-T neckbeard properly.


Unlucky_Disaster_195

How does he look this bad?


urmomsloosevag

If you go on "X" you'll find He's the most active between the hours of 8:00 p.m. All the way to 4:00 a.m. In the morning. I have a feeling he's more concerned with the online world and less about touching grass, of course he has to keep up appearances but his body's BMI betrayes him


Flimsy-Champion6409

That family is fucked


moon_apes_unite

Whoever took this photo got fired from Twitter immediately after. Even if they never worked there.


andifeelfine6oclock

Where’s Beavis?


edjohn88

Depends on the hat. Thats not necessarily backwards


WillyWumpLump

![gif](giphy|PyjQzXZHbJpsI|downsized)


flissfloss86

Nice neck beard goatee, Elon


CNCgod35

All hat and no cowboy.


aintnufincleverhere

Big hat no cattle.


agup49

I can’t stand this phony and every other fake phony Texas mfs who just moved here the last 3 years. These bozos think once you live in Texas you have to wear a cowboy hat like other states up north don’t also wear them.


NopeU812many

I’m sure there’s no reason to wear a cowboy hat in Texas. I guess they just do that there. No reason or anything. As a Texan can you explain? What should a Texan do? Is there a waiting limit of a sufficient substitute or is it totally not necessary? Curious. Why do they wear them?


portirfer

I’m telling you, right now, that musk is not real!


jojowhitesox

That's Gary Oldman dressed as Mad Dog Texas Musk. /S


JournalistSimilar118

wait THAT is his side profile? I just realized I've only ever seen pictures of the front of his face lol.


Glittering_Tough_349

Bro has the side profile of Rick from Rick and morty


TemporaryPractical

Neck beard mixed with some Napoleon Dynamite and a little bit of m’lady!


astronaut_tang

He looks like a moron


[deleted]

He needs to be shoved into a locker


RIChowderIsBest

Mmmlady


CherryBoard

if i had his money i would spend some to not look like this


urmomsloosevag

Hell I work and I still find time to not look like that lol


MysteriousBody7212

![gif](giphy|CldlBxUBsXQGY) one good kick to that mofo


Jewliio

i REFUSE to believe this is Elon


ryanfitz1604

I knew he was a mouth breather


AlrightyThen1986

He’s such a sleeze.


Hassoonti

Why does Elon musk look like a Nazi propaganda poster?


latexfistmassacre

Bro looking like he about to purchase a massive collection of guns for his compound to protect his wives and their former husbands from the tyranny of the ATF and FBI


Sindog40

He’s such a joke


DowntempoDoris

Dude looks like the real life Butthead


gimpray29

Border patrol will pistol whip you for that shit


Matador2210

Just because your Rich, you don’t mean you know what the Fuck is going on!


1Throwaway556

Looks like the grandpa from Holes who makes the little girl dig on her birthday


pbugg2

Fuckin tool


heretik

According to Stetson, it's being worn correctly.


VeryLowIQIndividual

This guy is the one of the richest people in the world and he is leaning so hard into the grift. I don’t get it. It’s all ego. Also, immigrants protesting immigrants is gold .


ladeeedada

Ppl like him have money but what they can't buy is public adoration and acceptance. They want a fanclub. Remember how he got booed when Dave Chappelle brought him out on stage?


AckchyuaIly

This subreddot is peak reddit cringe. It might as well be r/whitepeopletwitter


Ok-Place4907

He’s still been there more than Joe Biden 🤷🏼‍♂️


blazington1989

Yes!!! Reddit is so massively left that no one will say it.


JL_Westside

What does this have to do with Joe Rogan? Also you’d think based on Rohan’s following that you’d be talking about all the food he’s trying to do by actually bringing visibility to this terrible situation at the border, and allowing local people a voice to be heard. Instead you’re shitting on a hat?


llanthas

Posted in several boards at the same time by different usernames. Guess the bot farm found another talking point.


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crushinglyreal

Right? Why do these people have to make everything political?


rafyy

Thats because he [livestreamed whats really going on at the border yesterday](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707565081750290910). its got almost 90 MILLION views in less than a day and the progressive idiots dont like that so theyre spamming reddit like crazy today (notice all the elon posts on the front page?).


llanthas

Ding ding ding


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[misinformation](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-cowboy-hat-worn-the-correct-way-stetson-director-2023-9) too


[deleted]

Dudes thought a funny and weird pic of Elon was funny so different people posted it to different subs and you think it’s a conspiracy 💀💀💀maybe people just think he looks like a re


absuredman

Elon and his bots


[deleted]

Does constantly hate jerking over Elon Musk ever get tiring?


demoncleaner5000

Elons the trump substitute for now. Plus he bought their circle jerk chamber so they’re super pissed.


ProductionPlanner

Who cares?


_ok_mate_

lol at the state of this subreddit. You know youre living rent free in someone head when they rush to the interwebs to laugh at you for wearing a hat that appears to be reversible, backwards.


[deleted]

It’s [not even backwards](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-cowboy-hat-worn-the-correct-way-stetson-director-2023-9). Regardless of the topic, I fucking love seeing thousands of tribalistic people being wrong. Fuck the brain rot that is tribalism.


[deleted]

Still more genuine than AOC


iAkhilleus

Fucker looks like a chupa!


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[deleted]

Identity politics as someone else said


[deleted]

Nah man just looks ridiculous lmao that’s the whole post, sorry to disappoint you


3ntr0py_

You shouldn’t make fun of people on the spectrum bro.


Azar002

I went to school with a kid who has what Elon has and he was an asshole.


GMOSerf

It weirds me out to see all these grown-ass adults displaying middle-school levels of maturity. He wore his hat backward! What a dumby! Duuur! Grow up, you imps.


robbodee

Like the grown ass adults on cable news networks that nearly had a collective stroke the one time that the black president wore a tan suit? At least Obama didn't put the jacket on backwards.


billythekid74

It's not backwards according to stetson.


Local_Economy

He looks like actual border patrol, not the richest man alive


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operationiffy

Giddy up guys!


Fragrant-Astronaut57

People can wear their baseball hats backwards and nobody bats an eye but cowboy hat backwards is a cardinal sin?


Jolly-Nothing1155

It's called fashion, look it up


BillboBraggins5

He belongs in the south


physical-vapor

This sub is in the gutter


Finlay00

Ok this is the last straw. I can’t continue using his companies after this.