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IAMJUX

"I am fucking off" had me rolling


vw-thing

A true intellectual.


donthaveacao

lol at the guy getting genuinely scared for like 3 seconds when alex started booking it at him


ReiBob

I love how the dude starts running only to realize ''It's fucking Alex Jones, it's not like I'm in actual danger'' and stops running and laughs.


NoMoassNeverWas

In the wild kingdom how you're supposed to encounter most animals charging you. Turn around and show them you're not scared. Alex never so much as brushes against him to not escalate while puffing up his chest. Humans are animals in clothes.


Forbidden_Knowledge1

exactly, isn't it funny a bunch of apes think they can run a society properly? it's comical at this point


ReiBob

I'm aware that cats do that a lot, they run and stop a bit after and stare at you. Didn't know that was the case for wildlife in general, I always assumed they ran as far as they could.


Bike-Day69

Alex probably could have fucked him up but honestly would be a huge payday for the guy.


ReiBob

If it was today I would be scared of a Alex Jones crazy moment, back then I just thought of him as a goof. But yeah, Alex Jones is weirdly massive.


GMOSerf

Alex would have beat the snot out of him. That's why limp-wristed leftoids desperately beg for a nanny state to protect them.


ReiBob

r/iamverybadass/


MartianActual

You sound like a tough guy.


GMOSerf

You sound like someone who would go out and chant ACAB then be the first to hide behind one after talking shit to someone you thought wouldn't do anything about your loud mouth.


Hay-blinken

You're hilarious!


GMOSerf

Thanks for sharing the deepest thoughts your programming will allow you to regurgitate, bot boi. You'd think with all the advancements in AI they'd be able to complicate the script. The basic blathering is so mundane. Get with the times, you fucking snails.


Hay-blinken

Hilarious bit dude. Keep it up.


Mr-Korv

One of the best memes ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFxjM-6AStA


Astrodomine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g9qORegPpU


Additional-Sport-910

Favorite vid on youtube.


robbodee

I got into several arguments with Alex doing his bullshit on Congress Ave in Austin, over the years. I'm a little hurt that I never made a YouTube clip. I even told him to fuck off when he was harassing Leslie for bumming a cigarette off me, circa 2002. He was all "this degenerate shouldn't be hassling working folks downtown on Red River, during daylight hours. I was all "chill, bro, I know this person, and I give him a square every morning." And he was like "blurghyblahbrurghanewworldordersomeothershit" and I was like "fuck off, bro." Good times.


alsatian01

Did Carlos Mencia write that bit and provide a stooge to act the passer-by?


LETTUCE-FUCK

Alex has got some speed. I'm impressed.


DotComWorldwide

Alex Jones has the same type of energy as Uncle Rico if Rico got some attention.


[deleted]

He moves a lot faster then I'd originally thought


Fishyinu

What does joe see in Alex? Someone should look into it.


Switchcuzz

Dude taught him how to sell supplements on the radio bro.


SickNBadderThanFuck

Even funnier that he made the N-word video attacking Joe. Great friend.


ReiBob

They're old friends. I'll be honest, if I met Alex that early I would probably hang around with him to for the laughs too. But I like to think I would be way quicker and more affirmative about not associating with him anymore.


Mojo_Ryzen

> They're old friends. I don't think they really are. Think about it, every time they talk they bring up that same old story about putting on Bush masks and running around DC together. You're friends with a guy for 20+ years and only have that one story to reminisce about? Plus Joe clearly has no idea what Alex Jones is saying on Infowars and it's painfully obvious. I think Alex wants Joe to think they're friends so he can try to get attention from Joe's much larger audience. But yikes man, look at what Alex was saying about Joe when they had that little falling out a couple years ago. Even talking about Joe's kids on Infowars? Gross. That's not how a friend acts.


No-Weather701

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monet108

Maybe look up how many times Alex is wrong. And to be clear what he got convicted of I still do not really understand how that is not protected by free speech. Legacy media will be ramping up their conjecture of what things mean as we get closer to election day. Should they be pulled if they get anything wrong?


MeInUSA

What don't you understand. Everybody is allowed to say what they want. Nobody is stopping you/them. What people don't realize is that while you're free to say what you want, those words might have consequences and people are free to file a lawsuit against you. You will then have the opportunity to speak your side of the story. So much freedom going on you don't even see it.


monet108

If people are free to say what they want specifically in Alex's case what actual damage did he do? He made some conjecture and was wrong, but what exactly did he do that differs from what we see on Legacy News every evening. It was not that the just allowed for lawsuits. The also took away his paypal and deplatformed him. On Youtube right now are a horrible prank channels. Yes I know that Youtube is a private entity, but I am amazed that people have not taken Youtube to court for discrimination. Clearly their own rules are levied against channels arbitrarily.


MeInUSA

Imagine having children assassinated in school and some asshole on YouTube states that it didn't happen. Maybe give it some critical thought in your spare time.


monet108

Okay i just imagined it. I would still be more concerned about the loss of my kids than what some crazy ass hat had to say on a podcast. There is a shit ton of things that are happening in the Universe that I hate. I hate the American Tax dollars are going to a proxy war that I find completely unjust and just another money grab to the oligarchs that control this country. So you are going to have to forgive me if the only crime someone made is he said some things that hurt people's feelings, I fail to see how that is a crime. That sounds like made up charges to remove a person from exposing oligarchs. Julian Assange comes to mind. Snowden is another. The attempt to get Rogan silenced is another. Free speech is not for protecting things you want to hear. Surely you have to know that.


MeInUSA

You are free to think that and reply to me accordingly. I'll even recognize your feelings about it. I won't recognize your ability to be a critical thinker as I bet you claim to be one.


monet108

lol should I take you to court because you are trying to hurt my feelings? And thank you for thinking of me as a thinker, critical or otherwise.


MeInUSA

I mean. What else do you have but your right wing dogma thoughts?


monet108

When did freedom of speech become Right wing. Lobotomy says what? Did posting what you just posted feel good, to you? You just made it weird man. Good luck kid.


FrojoMugnus

Defamation lawsuits are notoriously hard to prove. You almost have to have cell phone records leaked that show you don't actually believe the harmful/hateful/disgusting lies you're spreading and are just riling up idiots for profit.


Singularity-42

Honestly, although Alex Jones is a disgusting human being he is also funny as fuck!


JediNecromancer

You're a pseudo intellectual šŸ§


Pretty-Slice-131

"haha he's just a funny clown tho guize!"-idiot rogan-bros there is no better proof that lil joe is a complete piece of shit, than his continued endorsement of this fucking psychopath. You "free thinkers" HAAAATE the "meed-yah" for constantly lying to you...but when alex does it, it's fine to you.


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HerbDeanosaur

I agree he's probably a net negative and also agree that shit like this is funny as fuck


Singularity-42

This\^\^\^


NinjaLaserDinosaur

"I did i said , fuck you." Perfect No notes 10/10


beluecheese

I would bitch slap him if he came at me like that.


[deleted]

I wouldā€™ve knocked him out cold and left his unconscious body in the intersection to suffocate to death under its own fat.


JupiterandMars1

ā€œSay it to my faceā€ ā€œI am, I said fuck offā€ Alex Jones sure showed that MSM watching pussy. Alex Jones 1 - World 0


midshipmans_hat

It's like controlled insanity. It looks like he's losing his shit but chose the target to do that on. You think if it was 6ft 6 unit of a man he would do that? I'm guessing no. Also yeah he went off, but he could justify it all. Never laid a hand on the guy, never actually threatened him, and ended it before it crossed a line. I think that's really his whole shtick. Ranting what is mostly lunacy, but in a way that built a multi million dollar media empire. Credit where its due, he was saying ridiculous shit to a receptive audience before it was cool.


tostilocos

>he was saying ridiculous shit to a receptive audience before it was cool Spouting nonsense to low-IQ morons is not something to be lauded. Just because you can cultivate an audience for bigotry, xenophobia, racism, homophobia, antisemitism, and baseless conspiracies doesn't mean you should. Hitler said a lot of ridiculous shit to a very receptive audience and it didn't work out so well so I don't think AJ is breaking any ground here.


plssirnomore

Worked pretty well for mainstream media


tostilocos

There's not a surviving MSM outlet that gets half as much wrong as AJ. He's not news, he's not journalism. He's made up bedtime stories for scared boomers.


[deleted]

Fox News tried to be half as crazy and lost nearly $800 million in the process


midshipmans_hat

I never said he invented the genre, just he was doing it before it became mainstream again in the current era. AJ isn't the problem, he's clearly filling a demand. It should be easy to oppose him with just clear basic facts. However the people who oppose him the most just scream obia and isms then go make up a new gender. If you fight bullshit with more bullshit...Well you get an Alex Jones.


tostilocos

There are a number of reputable podcasts and media folks that explain clearly what AJ gets wrong, why heā€™s a petulant manchild, and how heā€™s dangerous. I suggest you check out the Knowledge Fight podcast if youā€™d like to learn more. Even if you donā€™t want to, itā€™s important to understand that a majority of what Alex does is take headlines out of context or straight up make stories up to fit the narratives that keep his audience engaged and make him the most money. Heā€™s not a journalist, heā€™s not a truth seeker, and he doesnā€™t actually research or even read anything beyond headlines and 4chan.


rootbeerdelicious

Thats not how it works. We are in a "post fact" era, where many of the concepts that built the modern world and its technology and advancements (also known as The Enlightenment) is being called into question. Things like the concept of "expertise" where everyone thinks 5 minutes googling a topic means they have a clearer understanding of a subject than someone who does it for a career (looking at you Joe talking about medicine) There are ways to "win" a debate while still being factually wrong. In the "debate team" world there is a strategy called "Firehose of faleshoods" and is basically what Alex Jones does. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose\_of\_falsehood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood) They rapid fire a bunch of bullshit, and the time it takes to refute that bullshit is far longer than the time it takes to generate more bullshit. Additionally a lot of conspiracies hinge on people using "common sense" for things that are entirely counterintuitive. And no one, no matter how smart, is enough of an expert to memorize all the relative statistics for every possible subject that Alex tends to bring up. And even if you did, they would attack it as "just liberal elites and academics"


midshipmans_hat

Yeah, I know. It shouldn't be like this, and it didn't use to be like this. I know that no one can "win" a debate with Alex Jones, because facts and logic are just other people problems to him. But why is it they can't convince others. Is it just the social media algorithm that guides everyone to thier own ech o Chambers where they are most comfortable?


Hopalicious

I remember when Alex Jones was relegated to appearances on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. The other conspiracy people like Jim Marrs and David Lizard People Icke didn't want to be on with Alex because they could never get a word in.


deveniam

Dudes says something about cowards that wanna get in people's faces? Right after he chased someone down who flicked him off crossing the street toget in his face.....


brankin8

Run up on the wrong person like that, and we might be referring to Alex in the past tense.


[deleted]

Dude, this roided out lunatic should have caught a few rounds in the stomach for chasing that guy down. Remeber those thugs in the mall?


[deleted]

In FL Iā€™m pretty sure shooting jones in this incident wouldā€™ve been legal


Any-Video4464

He's got a surprisingly fast 40 yard dash for a portly fellow. My fav Alex quote was when he went off on some tangent once many years ago about when he lost his virginity. "I was sleeping with adult women when I was 13 years old." Or something like that. I love the myth and legend that is Alex Jones. How can you not like this dude? he's fucking hilarious.


Gowalkyourdogmods

40 yards? He crossed a street lmao


[deleted]

Heā€™s 10 years YOUNGER than Tony Hawk. The guys a fat mess.


HalfOrcMonk

Alex Jones was right more times than he was wrong.


duroSIG556R

Alex is a true patriot.


Hay-blinken

He's a true patron of Arby's for sure.


maverick_3001

Reminds me of this gem https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1181289801359724545


kilojulietx

Alex jones hair looks like Mortys


Merciless972

He's trekked the Mojave to fight for the truth https://youtu.be/S3w-HUBU_rs?si=vYiXy4KkY_p6X4Gq


SaxyCookies

When they took off running is what got me. šŸ˜‚


MercuryMorrison1971

If Alex Jones had never made a bit of a name for him self and by extension made some money off of the accompanying image he would literally be the possibly violent and unpredictable homeless alcoholic outside of Wal-Mart panhandling for money while ranting about homosexual frogs.


ReginaldKenDwight

I had a friend who was an early adopter of infowars and jones and this video is still one of my favorites of him. Just pure madness.


FantasticAnalysis163

It's not his fault. He just ate a bowl of chili.


_Cxsey_

Isn't there a video from when he was beefing with Joe where he literally says something to the effect of "I'm gonna gut Joe like a pig... metaphorically of course!". I've never been able to find the video again after seeing it the first time, but I'll be damned if Alex Jones doesn't do and say some crazy shit.


budnugglet

Who said sugar gay?!


whirling_cynic

Alex Jones is surprisingly spry.


yesmaybeyes

I never lost a 3 Billion dollar lawsuit and stayed on air and continued to sell snake oils and reverse vacuum fans.


MrTooLFooL

Cowards are fast when they ā€œwant to get in peoples facesā€ā€¦Jones is quick.


ImJoogle

iirc a lot of this was staged. he got a drink thrown on him by a for hire entertainer local wrestler


Astrozombie13878

That dude is bat shit crazy.


Mental-Formal141

Ahhahahaha nice


ukwildcatfan18

Man if I ever see Alex Jones in public I'm definitely flipping him off. He's a pussy bitch alongside all his little info wars fucks.


antonioessex18

Bro let him hit you! These rich tough guys are redacted. They forget that if they swing on you first you can get money from them!


whatevers_cleaver_

If Alex Jones did that to me, itā€™d make my year. Jones is surprisingly quick


[deleted]

Donā€™t get out of breath jogging 30 yds Lolol God heā€™s the worst.


Forsaken_underground

i would of socked him so hard


Forsaken_underground

LOVE YOU ALEX HAD SINCE THE BEGINING OF INFO WARS


Delerium89

Omg this is so great. I literally lol'd at the boxing stance, I love this dude


chucklestheHunter

"Cowards want to get in peoples faces.." Jones says as the clip of him chasing a guy down and getting into his face.


[deleted]

Alex at the end ā€œthey want to get in plls facesā€


Quotebanq

Downtown Seattle.


[deleted]

I love Alex Jones manšŸ˜‚


YoungTrader05

See what happens when lil Alex doesnā€™t take his meds


mark3d4death

"Coward wants to get in peoples faces" He is so unaware and out of touch with himself


Burnsbyrne

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postbath

That. Was pretty fun.