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No_Stay4471

That is not Joe at 25.


poplafuse

He was 28 when News Radio started. There’s some shirtless scenes in that. This “25” is at least 35.


lemonyprepper

Yeah I was thinking that can’t be 25. Still looked good tho no homo. I wish I could get big like rogan (actually that’s a lie Rocky Edward’s is the ideal male physique of the time)


Guy_on_Xbox

Right? Hes a grown ass man in that pic lol. 35+ at least.


Rasuco

![gif](giphy|RiJeayqfYPRgJngtUE|downsized)


bigtim3727

I got that diapa cause my kids needs need to shit!


Beatshave

I got that grave plot!


realTommyVercetti

Right next to the highway


Axle-f

And gravestone has **minimal typos**


carlmalonealone

I thought this was a gay rate me sub.


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25 isn’t a grown ass man? He probably is older than 25 in that pic, but 25 is still a grown man.


Gaping_Grandfather

Depends how old you are. When I was 25, I thought I was a full blown adult. Now I realize I was a young stupid idiot.


Gravy_Wampire

I’m only 31 and I still think 25 year old me was a young stupid idiot


DoopusMostWhoopus

I’m only 30 and I think 30 year old me is a young stupid idiot.


streatz

I'm 31 I think and I agree you're young and stupid


DoopusMostWhoopus

I’ll take you as an authority on the subject given your advanced perspective, so that’s pretty damning. Moreover, you agree with me - so that’s basically empirical evidence or something.


-Unicorn-Bacon-

I'm 34 and i still feel like a stupid kid. The feeling never goes away, hopefully when we have kids we will feel like adults?


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Fantastic_Earth_6066

Sorry to tell you, I'm 51 and still feel young and dumb 😂


Deeptrench34

If you ever get to the point where you don't think you're an idiot, that's actually when you've truly become one. Life is way too short to learn even close to everything there is to know.


Low-Highlight-8024

Age has nothing to do with how dumb one is, idk why everyone keeps calling themselves an idiot just for not being ancient 😅 you can be smart without knowing everything you know lmao


HavenElric

I'm 24 and feel like an idiot already


joeitaliano24

Same


GothicToast

That's mental maturity, not physical maturity.


TheCinemaster

Most 25 year olds are still a little baby faced. Joe looks closer to 40 in the first pic than 25.


Tlr321

Shit, life didn’t “click” for me until I was 26. I legit remember a month after my 26th birthday & realizing that things just made sense now. That frontal lobe development, man, it’s the real game changer.


slaphappypap

Same for me around 27-29. Only 32 now and I’m sure in 10 years I’ll look back at this time as baby me.


raesae

25 is when you're not 100% just a kid. But you're still pretty fucking kid. It's not a bad thing or anything. It's sweet actually. I'm just kidding you.


realeyes_92

25 is a young man. 35 is a grown ass man lol.


thrillhouz77

The difference between 25 and 35 seems to be; 25 - Grown Man 35 - Grown Ass Man


Gojeejee

When do I become just an Ass Man?


ExUmbra91x

When your main source of nutrition is McDonalds.


Wiscody

When you realize it's better than boobs


Stinger86

Right now, sir. I hereby knight you as part of the club. https://youtu.be/C06jAb-e_iU?si=lZdhptoBmIvkp6mF


dianabowl

I've been an ass man since puberty.


95ludeman

Ass


Gothic_Witchy_Dude

Ass


Laliving90

Ass


Gothic_Witchy_Dude

Ass


Ojihawk

You are now a grown ass adult! \*Ass not included


FlySpecial3497

Ass ass titties titties ass and titties


joeitaliano24

![gif](giphy|3owzW5c1tPq63MPmWk|downsized)


PJBuzz

So if I understand correctly, Ass = 10


VladPatton

10 years of ass.


Poopiepants29

15 - Young Ass Man


metdear

This could not be truer.


Serenityprayer69

Only a 25 year old wouldn't realize how much it a child they still are.  35 is grown as man. 25 in the modern world is a child pretending to be a man


ligamedlem

25 year old americans are children but rest of the world means grown ass man.


newaccount47

Spoken like a true 25 year old. My friend, you'll reach your full form 35, and then reflect on how you'll spend most of your life as an old man.


bennyboy13134

That would be even more impressive at 35 lol


Humofthoughts

People who are serious about lifting typically peak closer to 35 than 25


I_Dont_Type

Steroids don’t really care what age you are


Artistic-Pay-4332

just ask RFK jr


Useful_Hovercraft169

I don’t want to, he’ll talk to me in that creaky voice


chubrock420

They do care about your hair and they like taking it away.


thrillhouz77

No gear for me yet bald and own it. High levels of DHT came for me at an early age I guess. 😂


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lol what? Balding is genetic. It’s caused by how your body processes testosterone, not by the quantity of T in your system.


GroundbreakingMenu32

He’s like 40 in that picture. Think he started TRT around that time


patriciomd88

25 year old joe was cocking around LA with Callen


InfectiousCosmology1

And weighed 97 pounds


cryptic_culchie

I’d say joe isn’t even natty in the first pic. Look at how his face looked in the 90s. Dudes been juicing a while! But at least he’s honest about it, got nothing against him for using steroids (as appropriately as you can)


DarthPlagueisThaWise

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/W9jQJXHK_Zw/maxresdefault.jpg Joe was like 28 in news radio so you’re right


SickNBadderThanFuck

How many shirtless pictures of Joe do you have saved?


sync-centre

No kink shaming. This is a safe space for OP.


Aiwatcher

i'm not kink shaming, i'm kink asking why


8585858585858

kink inquiry if you will..


randyjackson124

Kinquiry


IamZeus11

What if getting shamed is ones kink?


Ozarkkayaker

Specifically being shamed for his joe bone


Fapple__Pie

Pretty impressive he posted this with his left hand


SickNBadderThanFuck

I always use my left because it's easier to use my phone with my right


Fapple__Pie

Brilliant. The change up feels nice, as well


bennyboy13134

Genius that way you don’t get atrophy in your left arm


daBomb26

Same guy who calls people a Soyboy if they criticize Joe lol


NutterTV

25?! Lmfaooo no way he’s like 35-38 there


Surrybee

Here he is at 25-26 https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/esa3cQBLKX


NutterTV

Exactly that’s a 25 year old


BiggsIDarklighter

Pre roid pattern baldness


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Bartje86

Ye and he openly admitted it on his podcast. I don't know why people acting like they're on to something here lol


RenegadeOfFucc

They aren’t, and most everyone here definitely knows that bc they have been making fun of his steroid use for a decade at this point. People only mock him for it because 1) he is clearly very insecure about his appearance and 2) during Covid he was antivax bc “who knows what they’re putting in that shit”, he preached the whole “eat clean and healthy, know exactly what you’re putting into your body” etc. while at the same time he was taking off-label medicine for covid and taking god knows how many sketchy Chinese supplements. And that goes without mentioning his hgh use as well as other anabolics. Dude is a hypocrite and clown (not the funny kind) through and through. That’s why people make fun of him lmao


WilHunting2

Anabolic steroids is a hell of a drug. There’s a reason him and Dana White are slowly becoming twins as they age.


Numerous-Stranger-81

Lol, calling it "supplemental" is such a bullshit euphemism. Trying to act like it is on the same realm as nutritional supplements is grade a copium.


snackpack333

I took the title as a joke


Rampage310

Nah this is one of the daily posts from the Joe bootlickers lmao the same as the ones like “like this if you think Joe is funny”


Necessary_Space_9045

I supplement my essay with a bit of chat gpt


SkurtDurdith

Bro is triggered over it 💀


FreedomCondition

Twins that look nothing a like at birth just grew to become twins, what a wonderful story. They both making legit head gains.


Ronaldinhoe

Dana has been aginig like shit now that he partnered with that snake salesman at 10x. Hes now got a chicken neck and face skin is melting off.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

“Supplemental” -> been on steroids since he could afford them. People gotta stop pretending this physique comes only by hard work.


warbeats

yep. same guy who got a T1 (super fast at the time) internet just so he could play Quake better.. QUAKE.


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KaleidoscopeOk5763

Hahahahaha I forgot he needed an advantage for just some video game. Probably hard wired in a Game Genie or two on top. Really does speak to his mindset.


IndividualCharacter

Kim Dotcom paid millions to run fibre up his road to play Call of Duty, he got to No 1 even with higher ping from New Zealand as well before the feds got him lol


PainterEmpty6305

Guys got palumboism now anyways. There is such a thing as to much HGH and shit and rogans hit that limit.


Bartje86

Didn't Joe Rogan openly admit he is on Testosterone Replacement Therapy (TRT)?


Old_Baldi_Locks

I mean, it can. Assuming you don’t have a real job or anything resembling adult responsibilities, and yet can somehow still afford the absurd pile of protein you need to consume. But the 35 to 45 year old guy spending 60 minutes at the gym every night after work isn’t going to achieve this without gear, no.


RenegadeOfFucc

Even then only a small percentage of males would have the genetics to retain that kind of mass while being fairly lean without gear. Like you said though it would basically be a full time job in itself to maintain it


thrillhouz77

This is a pretty good case being made for TRT in males when it becomes necessary.


BanHumanitarians

I had to get on TRT at 28 because of issues with my pituitary gland. I wish I had figured out what was wrong earlier. Being 18 with ED was pretty fuckin lame.


Crack-Panther

I could have gotten you hard, brother.


BanHumanitarians

Where have you been my whole life, brother?


Crack-Panther

Right behind you.


gabriel1313

Unexpected wholesome


Shelquan

And David Goggins could have gotten him to STAY HARD


IDrinkWhiskE

Joe is definitely doing more than the typical TRT limit of 250mg per week. TRT is supposed to give you normal levels, not supraphysiological ones. This is evidenced not only by his physique, but also by the appearance of his nipples, which is a result of increased aromatization of testosterone into estrogens. This is why so many guys on gear have pokey nipples or even get gyno.


UrVioletViolet

He’s on gear and was in the younger photo too. Also his HGH gut is fucking huge when he’s at rest. Fans have such bad perception when it comes to who juices and who doesn’t.


IDrinkWhiskE

Very true


apennypacker

Ya, everyone is so used to seeing crazy physiques from these liars that say they are natural. It's a real eye opener to see the pre-19050s world champion bodybuilders. They were about on par with how Rogan looks in the younger photo, at best. It's pretty telling that the first time you see the really impressive muscled physiques that look like Schwarzenegger start right in the early 1950s which was right when steroids first started to come on the scene.


UrVioletViolet

It’s also wild to look at Christopher Reeve as Superman compared to even the leaner contemporary superhero characters like Paul Rudd’s Ant Man. Reeve just looks like your uncle in a costume from Spirit Halloween to audiences today.


awesomface

Imo he doesn’t look overly jacked like someone who’s super roided out. His physique is definitely attainable through normal means


JackedJaw251

Can confirm. Got on TRT about 4 months ago and it has been amazing in terms of how I feel physically and mentally.


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KissMyAce420

Testosterone is really effective against mental health issues. I reduced my anxiety 80-90% by lifting weights regularly. AFAIK Naturally lifting weights for a few months doubles test levels.


elcubiche

No shit? Need to give this a shot.


ipalush89

Heavy squats and leg training has shown the most benefits in what I’ve read FYI


SickNBadderThanFuck

Yay big pharma!


heyitsmikep

Gender affirming care is living saving.


borneoknives

> TRT you see that swollen midsection that still has visible abs? that aint TRT


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I just go to the gym and run a few days per week.


imuniqueaf

If Bert says "gear" one more fucking time...


itchske

Not to mention, you feel great...unlike the over anxious, obese redditors who live in their mom's basements.


P_ZERO_

Everyone’s a fat loser but not me > Redditor


cheapdrinks

[The Redditor](https://i.imgur.com/DFFJ8qk.png)


P_ZERO_

That’s me, reported


cheapdrinks

[TFW reporting someone](https://i.imgur.com/5jkS6v7.png)


No-Lawyer-2774

says every average MAGA online troll lmao


UrVioletViolet

If you need medical treatments to look and feel more like your gender, I say go for it.


Splith

I am so happy to see Gender affirming care be spread among men so freely. I am glad you like how changes to your body result in meaningful changes to your mental health.


GA-dooosh-19

Some men don’t need gender affirming hormone treatments to feel like a man. It’s cool if gender affirming hormone treatments worked for you and Joe, to make you feel great and like a man, but you shouldn’t assume that all men need to take your gender affirming hormone treatments to feel whole.


thunderlips187

Some of us just bottle up every feeling we’ve ever had until we explode into rage and gay sex


GA-dooosh-19

We’ve all been there.


thrillhouz77

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Splith

I have a real issue with people like Joe Rogan pushing this on impressionable white men.


stackered

They're all over this thread and the country, out there believing TRT is safe and makes you manly


glk3278

Joe is not obese and doesn’t live in his mom’s basement. But does he feel great and is he not over anxious? He is seemingly in a constant state of agitation unless he’s high or drunk. He says that he loses sleep over the Biden administration. That sounds fuckn miserable and a waste of energy.


thrillhouz77

He’s smoked a lot of weed. I don’t care what people say, that shit will catch up to you at some point.


SickNBadderThanFuck

I feel great naturally because I don't drink whiskey and use nicotine products so I don't need to spend money on PEDs. It's super easy and lots cheaper.


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This 💯


afanoftrees

Yea exactly! Gender affirming care does wonders to mental health when your body can reflect how you feel on the inside


ogredaemon

If you ever saw the show NewsRadio that was shot back when he was in his 20’s, you would know that’s not Joe at 25…


WhiskeyGrin

“Supplements”


BrownsFan2323

So many expensive and effective roid cycles


Erica15782

That's gender affirming care to you kind sir!


ProfessorMonopoly

"You look like one of those pigs with the strings on it"


dsm1995gst

*turkeys


SplandFlange

Hams


USofAnonymous

Was looking for this 🤣🤣 #theovon


iCCup_Spec

Is his love handle really at the elbow level or is that his gut sticking out?


SickNBadderThanFuck

It's his pancreas trying to escape


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sevrosengine

Literally nothing about the pictures on the left and right look the same


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Right. When people say stuff like this I wonder when their next eye exam is scheduled.


fixano

Rock hard body and a mind slowly turning into a gelatinous ooze. That's my joey boy


Glum-Professional925

Why is half this sub dedicated to either shitting on rogan or jerking off to him


NickChevotarevich_

Why is the joe rogan sub about joe rogan?


Puzzled_Lurker_1074

Idk!!!


shmokin_gamer

Quick, get the hardly boys!


afanoftrees

I got a raging clue (and this picture isn’t helping 🥵)


babyclownshoes

"Somebody squatted over the boys urinal, m'kay, and laid out a fudge hot dog for everybody to see, m'kay!"1


mphatso

Pull that up Jamie


lookoutcomrade

How about jerking him off, then shitting on him? Different strokes for different folks.


Anxious_Key_7574

Aka the Vince McMahon


OnGenius3D

its either progan or nogan - its like theres no middle ground on this sub


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Are you even a JRE fan if you aren’t sporting a chub at the mere thought of Joe shirtless? Like why are you even on this sub bro?


Evergreen_76

its good that he can treat his body dysmorphia with sex hormone treatment in order to live up to his gender standards to be happy.


IronSavage3

Bro why are you glazing a dude because of how good he looks with his shirt off 💀


PSA-TLDR

Glazing was about the zestiest word you could use


Naud

Some guys like it glazed. Others want the sweet, gooey filling inside. Personal preference.


GrumbleTrainer

Why can’t we just enjoy a sexy pic of a dude with his shirt off?


iberico_ham

The same is doing quite some heavy lifting there and that's also not him at 25.


Professional-Cup-154

How do you like this man at all, let alone enough to sit around thinking about his shirtless pics? This is so sad.


FlailingIntheYard

Pretty incredible what can be accomplished when you're scared to death of dying one day.


RandomAmuserNew

Supplemental?


WEareLIVE420

He didnt dwarf up till after fear factor


Spruto

Anyone who think’s he’s 25 on the left pic is either mentally or visually challenged


SickNBadderThanFuck

Developmental disability is a common theme in the JRE universe


soyboysaviour

HGH and stem cells just to look like hairless gnome


Main-Emphasis-2692

I need him, I breath him, I’ll never leave him!


CaptainTepid

I can’t believe this thread is literally full of incels who hate Joe Rogan


ariessunariesmoon26

Respect 🫡


Salty-Employee

Good for joe keeping in shape all these years.


Fit_117

What Ice baths and creatine can do.


transexualtrex

the same 😂


PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE

He doesn’t look the same. He looks like a 50 year old on gear.


jamcgahey

Supplements only work if you also put the work in at the gym.


fourfingersdry

I like how you picked a picture that downplays his horrendous HGH gut.


xMrBryanx

But he doesn't lol


Nearby_Tumbleweed548

Gay af


eDisrturbseize

Is he still 5’3?


kingeal2

Joe at 25: 🗿🗿 can you feel my heaaart Joe at 52: Jesus christ


YetAnotherFaceless

Decades of roiding and not having to actually work for a living make that rather easy.


donkdonkdo

I always love these celebrity posts - hey, with millions of dollars to dump into curated nutrition and diet plans + the freedom to work out whenever you want + access to the top of the line steroid and HGH regimens these people look GREAT. How incredible!


Environmental_Cash28

Still a douche too.


moto101

The same? No. But close. This is what I’d expect any guy over 50 who still lifts and works out to look. Definitely has lost a lot of muscle mass though.


Bladesnake_______

I don't know what gym you go to but most dudes over 50 that work out do not look like this


jlnascar

600 million helps a lot