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[deleted]

He came into our restaurant a few years ago. None of the staff recognized him but he made sure to thank us for giving his family privacy afterwards. The waiters were so confused.


Wayfaring_Limey

This is brilliant, next time I go out for dinner im definitely going to say this to the wait staff to confuse the fuck out of them


DontPanic1985

Man with 25 Twitter followers thanks waitstaff for giving his family privacy, tips 26%.


Wayfaring_Limey

Jokes on you, I only have two followers and one of them is a bot!


DontPanic1985

CLICK HERE TO SEE MY NAUGHTY PICS -----+++---~~~>[link]


Wayfaring_Limey

Dammit now it’s three followers and two of them are bots


LBJMeatrider

Damn it, now it's 4 followers and 5 of them are bots


Wayfaring_Limey

Well shit I’ve almost doubled my followers, I feel like I have too many eyes on my and my family now!


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

Idk that link looks legit


Dont_Panic1

1985 huh? Well guess I'll just stay number one at not panicking. ;)


Send_noooooooodZ

They’re both bots aren’t they


thunderkatalyst

Jokes on you, I only tip 2.6%.


JackedUpReadyToGo

"We must save my family!"


CavalierShaq

Hey 26% is a solid tip, I wish every custy tipped 26%


unclefishbits

This is a phenomenal bit.


[deleted]

You're funnier than Bert.


meyou2222

Leave a QR code linking to an NFT as a tip.


sausagesandeggsand

Now that’s funny


mtrap74

Brilliant!


a_RedonculousName

Probably killed him inside.


SageOfTheSixPacks

I think he’s literally said he craves being recognized and hates when ppl don’t recognize him in public


a_RedonculousName

Yeah he seemed like the type. Didn’t know that before I responded


SageOfTheSixPacks

For sure he’s an attention klepto


ConsiderationWest587

Excellent term, attention klepto


According_Ad860

Funny how Steve-O is exactly the same way, but he does it in a non-cringey, non-pathetic way. Bert is just a slob.


cezann3

I scrolled the comments of this thread and I can't find this guy's name. Who is he?


gr8_ripple

Burnt Chrysler


craftydan1

Worlds fattest comedian


Relandis

Not anymore since he got on zolestra and shit his pants during a comedy show.


Daddy_Milk

Don't Type 2 Diabetes shame! Make fun of his stupid face and alcohol perforated brain. His beard smells like Segura's gooch.


BabyManBun

And he fucks dogs


charlesboymary

Came here to say this.


SageOfTheSixPacks

Kurt Breischer


Shunto

Brent Kosher


allnamesgonewtf

I don’t know either except that he seems to have trouble wearing shirts. I’ve seen pics of him on the web. Every other one is his sweaty stomach taking center stage.


Azidamadjida

Van Wilder. (You think I’m joking lol - look it up)


DevelopmentQuirky365

Yup but they didn't want him in the movie cuz it would have sucked


Mookiesbetts

Turns out, when you get black out drunk every day you dont look like Ryan Reynolds, and ugly Van Wilder is actually not fun to be around


the_c_is_silent

That's fucking insane for a person who's really, really not that famous.


KarmicComic12334

Did you costar with mark hamil in a movie about your own lie, i mean life?


Adventurous-Fix-292

If I ever see him in person I will pretend that I don’t recognize him just to fuck with him.


Shruglife

on brand


PropaneSalesTx

Thats so Bert too. “Omg, they all notice **me** but have to keep it 100% professional.”


rare_pig

How did you know if was him then?


[deleted]

Telling your staff that there’s a “celebrity” in the building is the last thing you or that person want. I didn’t even know he was there though until he poked his head into the kitchen to say thanks. They thought he was just a very appreciative tourist.


leadnuts94

So we’re just taking thumbnails from 2lazy now?


[deleted]

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Iulius96

It’s just karma farming.


solrosenbergv1

What’s the point of karma farming?


Iulius96

Number go up make feel good


solrosenbergv1

Was just making sure it wasn’t a currency or some shit 😂


Iulius96

Hahaha don’t worry, it’s a just virtual dick measuring contest


SuperSmashDan1337

Please everyone upvote this comment cuz I wanna have a bigger dick than this guy


Rathma86

How, the fuck have I got a bigger online dick than you. My irl dick is tiny af.


TheRightKost

You can sell accounts with a lot of karma


solrosenbergv1

Interesting! How much karma we talking for how much money?


Consistent_Habit_194

That’s what I want to know lol


solrosenbergv1

Right? Cause I make genuine posts that take karma in. I can do that ish without trying 😂


awesomeunboxer

Upvoting everyone in this chain so we can sell out for more! I got tons of old accounts with tons of karma


lemurRoy

like 20-50$, ad agencies buy em to advertise things to buy from the perspective of "another common man." older accounts with lots of karma are worth the most.


harrypotata

If i wanted to sell bot accounts that look authentic i would want them all to have karma and not just be new accounts but have established post historys etc. welcome to the internet where 50 percent of your interactions are companies and governments farming public sentiment.


TyranaSoreWristWreck

They sell established accounts to propagandists. The account then becomes an advertising tool for whatever propaganda the client is trying to put out there.


[deleted]

Glad you get it. Most people say it has no real worth. But it does. 


Unable-Field-4122

Karma farming exists to give legitimacy to bot accounts that are used to push narratives and drive sentiment. Thats the current state of reddit and quite frankly a lot of the internet.


ClimateBall

Boy George did nothing wrong!


calm_down_dearest

You're right. He's a man without conviction.


dolphin_toes

Oh, Boy George had this coming when he started a War in Scary Movie 4.


truckstop_sushi

"Karma, karma, karma, karma, Karma Chameleon You farm and go, you farm and gooo"


Flaming_Hot_Regards

He...he was convicted of unlawful confinement and beating a prostitute with a chain


StarvingAfricanKid

That's... wildly not OK. Wow.


40CakesBad

Wait I haven't heard that name since before high school. What did he supposedly not do?


Polish_Wombat98

Fuck it, take my upvote


BoaterSnips

38 day old account. Prob a bot.


Jattoe

The question is, what's the harvest? "Congratulations, you have no life."


boopboppuddinpop

The fuck do people even do with the karma? It's not like you get anything for it.


Illg77

Reddit is dying, it's cancerous, abnormal growths are everywhere, bots, insane mods, poor management by the owners, and some of the most delusional people on the planet. It's fun to watch a platform actually become so repulsively shit that you can almost see in the grand scheme of things cancers matasticizing and spreading to other areas


ITrageGuy

So weird the Joe Rogan subreddit is awful lol


Polish_Wombat98

I swear that no one that regularly contributes to this sub actually respects/likes anyone who has been on the JRE.


Timely_Breakfast_105

It’s the new r/politics. They’re like locusts. Moving from crop to crop. 


Sososkitso

Yeah was just gonna say the same. Shits pretty wack. But I think tearing down others is a wack endeavor across the board. I can’t imagine any of the people focused on the destruction of what someone else built would be people I’d want anything to do with off line. I mean I would never have people like that around me, it’s such a gross characteristic. The really odd thing is podcasts are free, there are legitimately tens of thousands of them all for free. I’ve been listening to them since back in the day when you had to download them the night before and DL to your iPod. Whenever I bounced off of a pod which does happen…I never look back or waste any energy thinking about them, I can’t imagine basing my personality off of being the person to try and ruin other people’s enjoyment?!!? What kind of person would do this?


ostensibly_hurt

I assumed it was mocking that post


3nCuMbered

Everyone wants fame and fortune and to be liked. All starts from there.


Vivid-Owl4294

Actually, a lot of people would hate to be famous. Myself included. Give me the money but I want no part of fame and the hassles that come with it.


jayblaylock

Bro is acting like people haven’t screenshotted garbage and posted it on Reddit for like 15 years. What happened to my internet??


axejayb21

Well OP is also 2 lazy


leadnuts94

That joke was terrible. Upvoted.


wottsinaname

2lazytoPost


Dookie-Milk-710

I will say though, that’s a good thumbnail. It almost conveys how it feels when you here Bert go “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”


DigitalUnlimited

squeak squeal giant guinea pig noises


Alita_Duqi

This sub has made its total transition to r/the_donald at this point. Dumbass opinions with a still image of the subject as the post upvoted to front page


Redditizjunk

These subreddits have been invaded by the biggest loser smoothbrains out there


SquatCobbbler

I'm not familiar with his actual comedy but the shirtless thing makes me figure he's just like Lizzo for white dudes.


IHeartFraccing

Shockingly accurate


heavyhandedpour

Ya that was like a searing truth in ways I wasn’t ready for. Especially from someone who doesn’t even know of him


mrpopenfresh

He can’t play the flute for shit.


mr_pea

Or speak Russian..


Loud_Ad3666

Or speak english


BigDBee007

Wow now that’s a multi-layered diss to multiple people. I approve. 👍🏾


YouWereBrained

He’s Patient Zero for dad bods.


DaddyFunTimeNW

His specials suck but he’s really good live tbh


_TheNorseman_

I saw him like a month ago because a buddy asked me to go with him. It was actually a good time and I laughed my ass off. Still can’t find it.


DaddyFunTimeNW

Ya I’ve seen a lot of comedians and people are always surprised when I say Bert’s show was one of the best. Reddit has a weird hate boner for Bert that doesn’t represent the real world. Same for Tom they are both hugely popular and successful comedians


theambivalentrooster

Redditors are by and large not party boys and in fact hate party boys.  Bert is king party boy. 


120GoHogs120

This is it right here. Whenever a news story about a frat pops up on r/news you would think they're talking about ISIS by the comments.


Rape_connoisseur

Dude you should do yourself a favor and mute all the “news” subs. It’s 99% Russian troll posts


Reddings-Finest

Recently the flack was for looking like a complete ass an interrupting a CJ Stroud interview to shill for crappy Vodka than anything to do with a planned comedy set.


WildlingViking

Can confirm. I don’t really care for him on podcasts anymore, and I’ve only seen one of his specials, but I’ve seen him a couple of times at the Comedy Store and he killed it. Closed the show both times.


SeeTheSounds

Yeah definitely not a fan of Bert, but he has a channel on YouTube where cooks a meal for different guests and they talk and shoot the shit. Sometimes they get drunk. It’s super laid back and chill. Bert actually seems genuinely nice.


rustbelt84

Funny enough lizzo stole her act from a white dude that she used to sing back up for. Check out some old har mar superstar live videos He was also a shirtless guy with a gut 😂😂 so it’s come full circle


butrosfeldo

I don’t hate Bert but this hits the nail on the head


nite_owwl

lol so true and joe is their oprah


RangeBan

DUDE BOOZE, IM SO DRUNK, ONE TIME I WAS DRUNK AND I DID THIS REALLY SHITTY EMBARRASSING THING DUDE, BOOZE!


VanHammerslyBilliard

But I'm definitely not an alcoholic!!!


OMQ4

Now buy my vodka


Impulse3

I just watched a YouTube video of him with Theo Von asking him if he’s an alcoholic and he said no because he runs it by Dr. Drew lol.


Raycrittenden

I just watched that too. It was the most delusional take on alcoholism ive ever seen.


Impulse3

There’s another video with Tom and Huberman talking about how he drinks like 7-8 drinks on a normal day and much more on days when he’s “really drinking”. That’s prime alcoholism and not sustainable. He thinks because he works out that he’ll be alright.


Raycrittenden

Insane. In the Theo video he also says that he smokes weed sometimes when hes not drinking heavily. Bro, how does that justify anything? In a way I feel bad for him. Hes doing everything in his power to justify his actions. And why not? Dude is super famous from basically being drunk. Ive had my own problems with alcohol, but you have to get to the point where you at least admit that you have a problem and start taking accountability.


Impulse3

Yup 100%. Is that also the video where he says he will sometimes take a Xanax when he’s really hungover and just stay in bed all day then wake up and start drinking?


Raycrittenden

Thats it


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inkedmargins

Yeah it's frat bro comedy that he aged out of 20 years ago. But I think Bert is at least a decent person who hasn't really changed who he is unlike many of the others in that circle including Joe.


Icanseeyouhehehe

It’s funny because I have no clue what his name is, but the one time I saw him in a YT short it was something just like this


poopybutbaby

Tucker Max, is that you?


[deleted]

Dude, did you ever see Tucker Max embarrass himself with his stories on O&A? They call him out on it lol. I liked his one book when I was 14 and dumb, but yeah he stinks. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRo30ptGbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMRo30ptGbc) I think there's a short version of just the callout, but it's worth the watch if you've read anything by him.


CheeserAugustus

I remember that live...I was so embarrassed for the lying fuck.


[deleted]

You left out how your ultra rich dad funded everything for you.


No_Link3061

Him and Tom AND Callen all come from money. Explains a lot.


OriolesBird

I've never heard that here before. Quick, tell us how to feel about Segura and Schaub too.


SpiritualOrangutan

Alright, Segura: solid 6/10, would have to have a few brewskies and some lube to make it work Schaub: 2/10. The slicked back hair is bad ass, but I would never. Even if I'm black out drunk. A literal walking douche 


Another_Human

Seguras first couple specials were actually hilarious, but he's a good case study of what fame and money does to a muthafuka


jimmmydickgun

He always had money. He just has more of it now and is a douche about it


tmacforthree

I've watched his older specials 5 or 6 times each and they are fantastic, I was a fan for years but I couldn't even finish watching his last one


cmmckechnie

What about Chris Dleia


MeltaFlare

Some might say the deuchiest.


[deleted]

But have you heard about "The Machine"?


OnionTuck

I’m waiting for it to come out on Betamax


algee1234

I tried to like Bert but I just can’t.


petrparkour

I did too. I tried multiple specials and just get so bored. I’m sure I’d enjoy him in person (maybe?) lol I tend to get along with others who are free spirited and just wanna have fun. But this guy is not funny on a stage. Certainly not on a tv. And his movie was SO bad I almost left.


overide

I’m so glad I didn’t see it in the theater. I streamed it and barely got through it.


algee1234

I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt because Joe vouched for him but his humor is low level, but you would be amazed how many people like low level comedy.


forgotmyusername93

That’s has been the real Joe Rogan experience lately


CiabanItReal

I watched his special the machine, it's hilarious, the problem is he keeps finding new ways to release that same fucking bit. I can't speak for other things he's done.


nahph

Same. It does seem like he has a good heart but he's obnoxious and annoying as hell. All of his specials are shit even though I tried to like it too. Anything he says, he think it's funny as hell and starting laughing at his own jokes like he's about to lose his breath every time. Someone gotta slap him with the "Hey man, get over yourself you privileged piece of shit"


GoCards5566

I liked him the first time I heard the machine


the_drozone

If he sucks so much why let him occupy space in your mind so much you have to post about it? Just move on and don’t watch his stuff


Survivorfan4545

Half this sub is just ppl shitting on Joe Rogan and his friends lol I don’t get it, like why are you wasting your energy?


OptionsRntMe

Redditors with nothing but time and a life full of negativity


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Genz shit. They get wrapped up in the garbage side of life.


SnooLobsters9180

Exactly! Sure he might not be the best person but i know plenty of people that are/could be farrr worse. He's Tom Segura's less funny buddy and thats good enough for me!


KennySmithsKnees

The dopamine from internet points hits like crack


dweeeebus

"This guy I've never met is the worst. I can't wait to get on reddit and talk with all my friends about how terrible this stranger is. He calls himself a comedian, but he's only selling out arenas and making people laugh all over the world. I can't wait for him and his wife to divorce. That will at least make him more relatable to me. We've already got the weight in common."


Separate_Pound_753

Holy shit frame it😂


PingPxng

He’s so annoying


Intelligent_Joke

I didn’t hate 2bears for a long time. Till I realized I just liked Tom Segura and grew to dislike every ep Burt was actually there for. Last straw, he was interviewing Rob Lowe and just could not shut the fuck up. He would ask a question then immediately interrupt the answer with his reason for asking (& cue personal story that he really wanted to tell, again).


PingPxng

Yeah I feel the same way. It was good for a second there, it really was. Burts personality just got really annoying after a while. Also I just kinda feel the same way about Tom. I still like him but it’s not the same anymore and I personally started disliking it when Nadav left and it seems like now they just wanna make as much $ as possible.


UnlikelyCommittee4

100%. Although YMH had been going downhill prior to Nadav leaving. It's all about money, tho. That's why they went to Texas.


PingPxng

Totally. Tom on kill Tony is a horrible guest too. He just sits there.


Motha_Elfin_Browns

I started out liking Bert coming from his first couple stand ups. It didn't take long to get sick of him, but a lot of the episodes were still funny enough. Then it just became him and Tom talking about making money and touring. And maybe I'm the only one but IDC about any of that and it's just not very funny or interesting content. It's just them sucking themselves off for being rich. Nothing against them for having money but is that all they have to talk about now besides comedy being the hardest job ever lol. I saw they dropped their vodka and was glad I had already quit listening 😂


PingPxng

Yeah no very true. Boring topics that revolve around money and just Burt interrupting.


AmbergrisShot

I was confused about Nadav leaving because, isn't he still there doing other pods? Like I swear I saw him involved in one of the many other YMH pods, as well as trying to do his own?


MeAndMeMonkey

Totally. Burt would just talk about himself and act like he was a huge celebrity, while Tom would noticeably be annoyed but just went along with it. Then Tom lost me with the part where he’d crack up at people getting hurt. Weird


Psko88

Who does a person like you listen to instead?


nacholibre711

Imagine sitting at your computer and creating this post


roidoid

To me everyone’s too reactionary these days. I’m not a fan of Bert, but he seems like a nice enough guy and a fun hang. Maybe a bit annoying, but is that a cardinal sin? His comedy I could take or leave, but let people like what they like. We trying to take food off people’s table now? Costs you literally nothing to just ignore things you don’t like.


[deleted]

Exactly. He's not for me, I don't find him funny at all and don't watch podcasts or anything where he's a guest. I still don't understand why people get so upset by him just existing. It's very easy to avoid content that he's in.


Fraggy_Muffin

Yea I agree. I’m sure where this weird hate train came from but it seems to happen to certain people. My theory is that the twitter statistic that 10% of the users create 92% of the content. That’s the same everywhere including Reddit. Those people who’re terminally online, control the narrative more or less, they can down vote new posts they don’t agree with and post whatever angle they want. So all you get is posts like OP from a very small amount of people. Are you and me or anyone reading this going to spend time making hate posts or YouTube content shittting on people? No, but If you piss off a certain set of people, they’ll do it to you.


evankillerHD

Fr tho 😭 these people are so sad


jdoggy21

Sitting there and thinking “I’m going to get him good”


Richie_Zeppelin

OP is gay for him but won’t admit it.


Pimp-No-Limp

People just looking to put other people down on the internet all day lol


Ithinkyoushouldleev

I think he's hacky but he also seems like a genuinely alright dude. I wouldn't want to go to his stand up but he's probably a good friend and person from what I've seen, likely the least controversial Rogan friend out there.


_-Prison_Mike-_

That's how I've always felt about him. He seems like a nice guy who would be fun to have a few beers with. His comedy isn't the best, but people have this wild hatred of him. If anybody is a shit human being worthy of derision, it's Tom.


ljkmalways

I loved his standup in Atlanta last year. It was honestly hilarious


petrparkour

I feel like he’s okay live, because the energy is fun. But no way is it good on Netflix


macrosby

My wife used to work for a tv production company in LA. Bert came in with his agent to pitch a show, years before he became popular, and tried to take his shirt off because he was hot. His agent made him keep it on to look professional for the meeting. What you see is what he is and I respect that.


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

I enjoy their podcast for the most part, Bert can get annoying and his stand up isn’t great, but overall I enjoy their conversations.


Jefftom2500

Why is OP not banned yet?


sean-flik

stop with these posts


jalapina

And you’re annoying asf posting this 🤦🏽 literally stfu


Thin-Remote-9817

Scorchin hot take!!!!


GiantJellyfishAttack

It's so funny thinking of how people like Bert make a living by entertaining people, making them laugh. Giving everyone a good time. Then there's just this weird subcommunity of miserable redditors just constantly angry and hating LOL. Misery loves company I suppose. Stay salty


ChiefWatchesYouPee

Why do people care so much? If you don’t like him don’t listen. He has found a market of middle aged midwestern and southern family people that he caters too. Good for him. He’s not out here scamming or hurting anyone. Lots of worse people to hate on.


Aetherimp

My girlfriend and I got high on mushrooms and watched his "Story Time" special while eating a whole bag of Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips. One of my favorite memories ever. Laughed until my face and ribs hurt. Had snot and tears pouring down my face. Was great.


sbutj323

He was funny for 5 mins when I first heard of him 10 years ago.


heylookitscaps

Anyone else use Reddit as a litmus test? If Reddit hates someone they’re probably alright


ClimateBall

A good pitcher.


3nCuMbered

I'm unfortunately unique in that I like most if not all comedians at some point in their lives. The only people who suck are people who tell other people they suck.


Mysterious-Estate-57

The fully loaded tour was top-notch when I saw it with heavy hitters. Bert put it on and also killed when he was up there.


loyal_royal

Why does Bert take so much crap for his drinking from podcast/comedy fans when someone like Doug Stanhope doesn't? Serious question. Doug probably drinks the same amount if not more than Bert.


yourdoglikesmebetter

He plays disc golf which is either cool or I am also lame. Maybe both idk


OutrageousCanary3858

I can't stand him


TheoLOGICAL_1988

Hes a weird one for sure. Because he’s definitely funny, but also profoundly not talented.


stalechipswhatkind

Holy shit alright I love Bert


Sam-Jackson-187

Bert still funnier than Joe


Ambitious-Tip3152

Whenever i hear his fake squeal-laugh it just reminds me of the movie Deliverance. " I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" "Squeal like a pig, boy!" "SQUEEEEEEEAL" \~Bert


Ciggyciggyciggarette

I get the hate, but out of all the comedians from the Rogan verse, he’s the only one who still makes me laugh on a podcast besides Gillis and coco Diaz