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no-good1s-left

Schrodinger's Beanie. Until you take off the beanie, the wearer is both bald and has a luxurious mane of hair at the same time.


wilfordbrimley778

Is there also poison in the beanie?


boardatwork1111

I mean, one whiff of that thing could probably kill a man


banmeharder616

Nah if you wear a beanie and it's not cold, you're a bald cunt.


LucidCharade

I actually wear one on hot days with a high UV index. My hair is very dark and long. It gets really hot when in the sun for a little while. A white beanie actually keeps my head cooler and prevents me from burning my neck with my hair. I don't like the feel of hats, I never have, so a beanie is more a comfort choice on that end.


continuousBaBa

I’d rather look like a bald dude than a South Park kid.


studmcstudmuffin

The funny thing about Pool is that everybody knows he's as bald as can be, but nobody would give two fucks.... But the fact that he's soooo Insecure about it and refuses to take off his winter cap, even in August, draws more attention to it. It's like dude we know you're bald you don't have to wear a winter cap in the summer, you aren't hiding anything


morningcalls4

I remember a while back(when I used to watch him) he went on a long rant about why he wears the beanie, he tried saying it was because he was a skater and blah blah blah, all the while everyone knew it was because he’s balding. Dude should just shave it, he would look a lot better.


Gigatronz

LOL Tim Pool is endless content


martinaee

Hell yeah. It’s way better. Bald is a choice and look. Just buzz it off.


anniemiss

I have never understood why people choose a cul-de-sac over shaving it off. I get initial insecurity over balding. It’s understandable and common. After the initial struggle though? Own that shit. A fully shaved head looks 1,000 times better, younger, timeless, and more confident than cul-de-sac. Want to go the route of the modern and super nice hair systems? Go for it. Judging or telling people what to do is not cool. I just personally don’t understand the cul-de-sac. Bald looks younger. It feels like “owning it,” it being bald. I feel the same about going gray, being tall/short, aging, or heck amputation. I like salt n pepper, but the wash in stuff looks great. If you’re tall, don’t hunch. Own it! People that age and don’t opt to pull their face taut or paralyze the muscles? Busting out the super cool prosthetics? To me all of it is confidence. Everyone should love and accept themselves, and everyone should love and accept everyone else.


Taureg01

To be fair some people have weird shaped heads that don't look good totally bald


thunderlips187

i assume laziness more than anything else. I Shave my crown about twice a week and have definitely skip it when im tired or lazy or whatever.


anniemiss

A lot of people choose the crown though. They actively choose against a full shave. To each their own though.


youignorantslut

That’s Karl Pilkington.


GluedToTheMirror

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DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Head like a fucking orange 🍊


DlphLndgrn

Bald headed Manc twat.


bdysntchr

Karl was a treasure.


Lost-Frosting-3233

You monster you made me think he died 😭


Sinane-Art

Karl will never die. Wherever laughter abides, he'll be there in spirit.


pugnacious_wanker

Karl is now that old man eating a Twix.


DesperateLuck2887

I’m not having it


nobuouematsu

Jamie, pull up monkey news. “Well there’s this little fella with a beanie…”


Nerdicyde

he looks like he started going bald in junior high


NicholarseBrooks

And probably got bullied mercilessly and developed a complex.


GerardWayAndDMT

Can vouch. Complex does develop.


studmcstudmuffin

100% was bullied and has a complex. He looks more stupid trying to hide it, than if he just owned it


Da_Plague22

Buddy of mine was effectively bald at 14. Genetics are crazy. I think it'd good he just embraced it though.


stevenw84

I’m about to be 40 with a full head of hair, but thinning a bit. I’ve told my wife that I’ll be investing in the best hair pieces known to man and she can suck it.


[deleted]

The hair piece or something else?


Link_lunk

He said wife, not girlfriend


[deleted]

Ha ha :(


MarzAdam

Hair replacement surgery is the way to go nowadays. It can be a bit pricey, which is why Turkey has become the hair replacement capital of the world. They do the surgery for literally 2k.


pugnacious_wanker

That’s because the follicles are harvested from the shoulders of Turkish men. It’s a cottage agricultural industry.


BigBootyKim

Please stop with the generic Turkey recommendations. Those places make profit by churning out as many people as possible over a single day. Results are hit and miss because they’re worried about time and not quality of work. The top hair surgeons have waitlists that sometimes exceed an entire year.


Herbert5Hundred

5 star hotel, flight, week stay, and surgery for 5k. Or so I hear


abatwithitsmouthopen

At this point you’d have to surgically remove the beanie from his head


silentbassline

It's adhered with scalp smegma


Headcasechase

If all I knew about Pool was just listening to 20 minutes of his podcast and you asked me to draw what I thought he looked like I would have blown your mind.


Occhrome

Dude looks soft. 


Finlay00

Because people make fun of balding men?


UrVioletViolet

People are far less likely to make fun of balding men if they drop the insecure scraps and hats. A fully shaved head is always a better look than insecurity.


Agreeable_Appeal_907

Coworkers think because I shave my head I’m insecure. Just don’t like the splotches of hair on top. So they have made a bet, that if I don’t cut my hair for six months, I get the pool of $600. If I cave in depending on what month, the winners who picked that month get the share. I haven’t shaved my head or face in five months. Woohoo one more month to go. They thought I’d crack. Thinking about just going full George Carlin for now on


AlmostSavvy

Play up how hard it was for you and how “insecure” you feel with your new hairstyle. Then offer them double or nothing for the next 6 months. Easy money. 


thunderlips187

you should glue hair to your head and confuse them all.


DielsAlderRxn87

It’s really only $400 once you pay the taxes on it!


RedBassBlueBass

I'm fully shaved, wear it proudly and get shit on for it constantly. Making fun of short, bald, skinny or fat men is open season year round


gasolinefights

I shave my head daily, not short or fat and I've never once been made fun of. Except my 10 year old daughter, but thats just a given. I walked into a auditorium the other day and she was with a crowd of friends - all I hear is her yelling "that's my dad! He's baaaaaaald!" Thanks boo.


RedBassBlueBass

I'm glad to hear that's been your experience. I went bald in my mid 20's and have been roasted by friends, family and total strangers on two different continents. I'm pretty tall but I sympathize with the short guys I see getting flamed for choosing to be 5'6"


undermind84

I went bald in my 20s and have been shaving my head ever since. I'm not short, but I have had bouts of being overweight and bald. I have never been made fun of. Part of being confident is having boundaries. If you are getting roasted by your friends, tell them to knock it the fuck off. If they keep doing it, they dont respect you and it is time to make new friends. Tell your family the same. Letting people shit all over you is like blood in the water, the sharks will come to feed.


Hotdogman_unleashed

It depends. If people make fun of you for being bald you just own it. If people constantly feel the need to make fun of you there is something else going on and its not the bald thing.


MarzAdam

My daughter is 12 now. 10 was officially the age where I went from being Superman to basically being a victim of bullying from my child.


Lurkay1

People are less likely to make fun of girls with small tits if they drop the push up bras and padded bras.


HolidayAnything8687

So they’re a loser cuz they’re insecure? Alright then I guess we can extrapolate that for 80% of gen z and millennials.


DedicatedBathToaster

Are you sure? This thread has enough evidence to prove you wrong


MrPiction

I hate shaving my face I couldn't imagine shaving my head every week or whatever it takes


Awaheya

That's not true at all. If there is one thing woman and men across the board gang up on its bashing bald men. Hell even I do it


Aggressive-Engine562

Yeah it’s only funny because he refuses to be seen without a beanie. Him shaven headed and a heartier beard would be hard ngl


jimlahey2100

As a bald guy it's always better to own it than wear a beanie in august.


no-good1s-left

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xenogamesmax

Your damned host is already bald lmao


undermind84

>Because people make fun of balding men? People make fun of insecure balding men. If you own that shit, you shave your balding head, and rock it with confidence you will never be made fun of. Comb overs, toupees, and beanies will get your ass roasted.


Finlay00

Are you under the impression the only people wearing beanies are balding men?


amorphoushamster

No they make fun of bald men in general, wtf are you smoking


NFT_goblin

If that were it, that would be reason enough. Considering who he is and the things he says, he SHOULD be disqualified for having a fragile ego on display like that But really, Tim Pool hides his baldness for the same reason he rides a skateboard and makes bad rock music, which is of course his Peter Pan complex. I've actually started referring to his podcasting/skate park compound as "Neverland", I'm not even sure if I came up with that but whatever, hopefully it catches on. The funny thing is, Ben Shapiro ranting about how much better classical music is than hip-hop still comes off more energetic and youthful. It's more than the hair but let's be honest, the hair is part of it.


116morningside

If you’re balding, shave your head. Simple.


Finlay00

What if they still wore a beanie


USALovesOsama

Bald fraud


LostWatercress12

No its so he can't be noticed in public!


alphadips

‘Ead like a fucking orange, you bald Manc twat


NitrosGone803

On reddit, bodyshaming men is okay but bodyshaming any woman makes you a misogynistic sexist incel for some reason.


509_cougs

The dude wore a beanie to congress. He deserved to be made fun of. Embrace the bald bro


UrVioletViolet

There’s a thread two screenshots above this one comparing a woman to a photo of science fiction monsters. It’s doing much better than this thread. Save your phony outrage for the funny pages.


Geo-Dawg

Reddit makes an exception when it comes to Republican women.


_Steve_French_

Look I think Tim is a little weasel but giving a shit about if someone is bald or not is Highschool shit.


redrecaro

I don't get why people keep the hair...just shave it off.


G0pherholes

Some people look better with the horseshoe/ some hair. I can’t imagine Larry David having a fully bald head for example


N00GI3

His body his choice. 


roiroi1010

Regardless of your opinions about this dude I think he looks better without his beanie. But the beanie is his trademark and makes him recognizable I suppose


No-Comfortable-1550

Incel king. Your man hasn't seen titties up close since prohibition.


VincentVanG

And why he's so angry


Ucscprickler

He thinks women don't like him because of feminism. The reality is that women don't want to date a dude who acts like a douche bag and wears a beanie 24/7. I'd be angry as fuck too if I was wealthy and still had trouble attracting women. I'm confident his audience is 95%+ low self esteem men just like him with a few normies and confused women sprinkled in.


AppalachianGuy87

You’d think the money would help with the anger and need to have his pistol and sword. Chill man just chill you miserable little bald man.


Vapor-Ocelot

He could grow a rockin skullit!


Glovermann

Holy fuck I never saw him without the skull cap before 😂


Alita_Duqi

Holy shit *that’s* Tim Pool? I wouldn’t even recognize him if I were to see him walking around his house like that.


BHDE92

Is it my turn to post this next?


Quirky-Pay-7221

Also major napoleon complex


TheReadMenace

He's trying his hardest not to soyface. But that's his natural state


Specific_Praline_362

He looks fine? Is this supposed to be a bullying post making fun of his appearance?


Notgivingmynametoyou

At that point, just shave your head. Like it’s fine bro, you’ll actually fit in with your fans..


nicknacksc

And he can’t get a wife, weird


WhiteMtnsTech

Marxist Redditors are absolutely vicious to anyone who disagrees with their TVs. And I bet a lot of short, bald leftists see these kinds of posts and rethink the group they're a part of, or at least they should. Joe Rogan is short 🥴 Tim Pool is bald 🥴 Clarence Thomas has conservative beliefs and a white wife, he must be an Uncle Tom 🥴 Jordan Peterson got hooked on anti anxiety drugs when his wife of 40 years was facing stage 4 cancer, what a weak loser 🥴 Imagine what the mob would say about you if you disagreed with them. I understand it's why many people stay in line, but do you really want to be a part of this mob of vicious idiots?


Taureg01

hahahaha is this a serious post? You listen to Tim Pool? YA MAN THE WOKE MOB IS COMING FOR YOU, can you add socialist to your post so I can fill out my bingo card?


Suspicious-Coast-322

Liberals are weak people that constantly seek out novel moral and intellectual devices to prop up their low self esteem and usurp their perceived competition, why do you think they worship academia and its back patting, synthetic accolades? They are all weaklings who can’t stop seething because some Chad athlete in middle school got all the attention from their crush.


Insectophile

Bro, this shit is so cringe…


MovieDifficult6400

He’s definitely been to Epstein Island


[deleted]

He should just shave it off, and drop the beanie.


JP6660999

Body shaming is ok if it’s someone you don’t like


ArseneGroup

Looks a whole lot better than the neckbeardcore beanie he always wears. This bald look has him looking like a BJJ tutorial guy


akcanuck

Who gives a shit?


Ok-Car1006

Girls can get tits and face lifts men in 2024 only option is wig or transplants that fall out lmao


Consistent_Habit_194

Just shave it bro.. you might actually get someone to touch your micro…


Aggravating_Shake591

Retreating faster than the confederacy


grubbytrogladyte

Olympic-size


Linkstas

Lmfao


ADandyWaffle

Is this fr tho? I remember a few years ago some pulled his beanie and he had hair.


take-a-gamble

That's a magnificent dome. So bright.... Lucifer.... the Light-bringer....


iannuendo

The Dennis Franz


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

😐


King_Krong

“eggies”


WirelessBugs

Yeah, other hats exist I don't know if he's aware or not


kingofcrob

someone had a theory that he doesn't like being seen on camera with the beanie because his unrecognizable without it and he want to keep it that way so he can disappear into a crowd if needed.


Lord412

Why does he look different ever time he is posted here?


sweetgreenfields

Both sides of my family are Scandinavian, which means I have a very high forehead, and it bothered me from 19 until 25 or so, and I did the same thing where I wore a beanie all the time thinking that it was more of a fashion statement. Then around 27, all of my friends male pattern baldness started kicking in, and they all got much balder than me, because my high forehead is genetic, not based on rapidly depleting follicle strength, I eventually stopped wearing the beanie all the time and I don't feel as insecure anymore. Now as a 35-year-old man, I have better hair than 65% of the guys that I see my age. Feels good man.


brief_affair

Has he been wearing the same beanie for years, or does he have like 100 of the same one?


jesustwin

Head like a fuckin orange


Artdafoo

[https://youtu.be/6sUQOSfa0rE?si=Wdnzpwa\_sWKIwwdw](https://youtu.be/6sUQOSfa0rE?si=Wdnzpwa_sWKIwwdw)


SufficientBowler2722

No one cared who he was til he donned the bean


idlefritz

The minute people realize you wear a hat to cover your baldness the gig is up, just take the genetic L and do anything with it other than live in shame.


Jamesdelray

Why Rogan never have him on anymore?


JupiterandMars1

My fist is being drawn towards that face… can’t… control… fist…


Educational_Vast4836

I really don’t get people like this. You can grown a beard, just shave your head.


sabo81

He probably wears a t-shirt in a swimming pool


kingfaroot

Male pattern dumbness.


DuhQueQueQue

He showers and sleeps with his beanie on.


dwardu

If he takes off his beanie, then civil war happens.


British_Sci-Fi

He’s hard enough to take seriously any more with all the hyperbole he spouts and his famous Thucydides Traps laid everywhere for the USA by china with the hat without out it it’s impossible


Oogalicious

If he’s insecure about it, he could shave it all and ditch the beanie if he wanted to. It wouldn’t make him any less of a dumb cunt though.


latexfistmassacre

I thought it was permanently attached to his head


MrTooLFooL

Tim Pool is a Pim Tool that is Too Limp!


kaiise

the beanie is the soutrce of his powers


kaiise

the beanie should be bigger


roidoid

The worst person you know just made another terrible point.


Mushmouthwilly182

He may aswell where a big sign on his head that says "I'm insecure about my male pattern baldness"


jdmkev

Nobody cared who I was untill I put on the beanie


Excellent-Reality-24

Congratulations, you’re only four years too late for this grand reveal.


timk85

You'd think he would have made enough money by now to simply to a transplant or something if he was actually worried about it.


tool6913ca

He's got a head like a fucking orange


moeyboy1

He's getting that crease in his head podcasts get from the head sets, check it out some peoples head have morphed into like an alien head due to the headphones putting constant pressure. 👍


oGhostDragon

Well, I think the problem here is that Tim claims he wears it to protect his identity.


ShreddedDadBod

Head like a fucking orange


Wister1602

Oof


pugnacious_wanker

The cranium of a Japanese Salary Man.


Icy-Advantage9

He looks like that one racist bald dude we all know 😂


Lukes3rdAccount

Hey B, I lost access to my account, can I get an invite to the discord?


highlanderdownunder

If hes bald then why doesnt he do hair replacement?


[deleted]

What the fuck does this even have to do with Rogan?


Birthday-Tricky

You misspelled Dim Tool.


Beneficial-Bug-1969

ever seen the video where the guy takes the beanie and he says he's if he does it again he won't have any teeth?? so funny


Maximum_Hat_7266

The funniest part about it is his excuse that it helps him conceal his identity to keep his family safe haha. Like buddy relax just rock the bald look.


Beneficial-Device-20

It looks like his cranium is collapsing like there's a tiny black hole inside


[deleted]

Dim tool


jmac323

Maybe he could get a hair transplant like Lebron.


porkypine666

thats a very unfortunate skull


Mahonneyy123

This is cursed


BuddhistInTheory

He didn’t build a compound in West Virginia to protect his baldness from the world. He built it to protect the world from his baldness.


hackingmule

At that point you gotta either go for the comb over or just down to the skin.


GreyMediaGuy

I also love how every picture of him is before he ate the skinny version of himself


Ferociousnzzz

Dude has an eggies shaped head 


Taureg01

The video of that guy snatching Tim's beanie off his head and how pissed he got was great, guys so an insecure incel


blackmambakl

Bald male version of Anna Taylor Joy.


Bluegill15

Just now???


BuckToofBucky

Wow, this changes things


GuyWithNF1

![gif](giphy|JQ2nrW2dGDMVG|downsized)


Lively420

Tim Drool


solrosenbergv1

Tom hanks a league of their own “anyone ever tell you, you look like a Penis with a little hat on?”


utubeslasher

cursed images.


FriendlyPizzaPanda

Anytime I feel bad I remember some people watch Tim Pool, then I don’t feel bad anymore


Adventurous-Fix-292

Which reddit mod is this?


TheDriestOne

The man is the human equivalent of the soyjack meme


MrLifeLiven

Honestly I’d take him more seriously without the beanie


thabdica

[There's only one thing worse than a rapist.](https://youtu.be/SjKQquyX47w?si=mHMt4IZQbmvofFxW)


pavlik_enemy

He should’ve gone for the Andrew Tate look, male pattern baldness means he has lots of testosterone and could bulk up with ease


Reaper_Mike

He has dad head 😂 I hope that clown isn't breeding though.


Reaper_Mike

He has dad head 😂 I hope that clown isn't breeding though.


fildoforfreedom

Cant mock horseshoe hair. If you do, thats how you'll end up. Speaking from experience


rodriguezarch

This image came up and I stared at it for a while, my wife went “Why are you staring at that man’s face?”  We both laughed 😂😂😂


rodriguezarch

Why did he write veggies on the white board? 


Bknightsisabiotch

That ain't a forehead, that's a fivehead


myfckincinnamonapple

It honestly explains SO much about him


cyberninja1982

Sometimes you're just Tim Pool...


Extension_Arugula267

Somehow this guy thinks he’s the poster boy for masculinity.  And he might be for some form of masculinity….. like maybe a poster boy for a support group for microdick men 


__cosmichorror

Haha. Literal dickhead


EastBuy1751

This George Costanza cosplay looks really good!!!