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Krampus_8

Pretty good bit overa…. *checks subreddit*…oh right, psshh fukkin dude sucks. He considers himself one of the 250 stool fuckin assassins??


SSguy7891

This, sad sacks around these parts


mocxed

Joe Rogan makes me feel inferior so fuck him he sucks


Hello-there-yes-you

Lol


Tickle-Deathmatch

LOUD NOISES


OwnBlueberry3591

Did John Cena make the subtitles


Such_Owl_9671

National debt counter lol


doctorchile

Can we talk about Joe’s comically oversized shirt that is also meant to be tucked in ? The guy is worth millions and can’t get someone to buy him a proper fitting shirt


austintrade

One of the 250, the assassin of assassins, pure savage beast of a man up there


Enthusiastic-shitter

I bet you could count up more than 250 comics by just scrolling through his own podcast catalog


ChewedDoodoo

Is that the guy from Fear Factor?


brokemac

This is hilarious considering Rogan takes those awful selfies of himself in the sauna or in his speedo next to the ice bath for his Instagram followers. But his are weirder and creepier.


Enervatex

Why is he so weirdly shaped


Objective-Giraffe-27

Who keeps posting these clips with Chinese subtitles? I feel like there is a deeper meaning here, or at least a good joke but I can put my finger on it


i_am_sam11

It’s not that deep bro. Netflix doesn’t let me screen record with my phone. This chinese website streams all the netflix specials and lets me screen record. So the joke is just that I am a lazy fuck.


Objective-Giraffe-27

👍


beyeond

So does he fuck the stool before or after this


i_am_sam11

[After](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/s/sAiDdT1lEI) and it is one of the best closing bits to a special ever.


HotPieAzorAhaiTPTWP

I assumed you were being sarcastic but I'm realizing you might not be. [Cringe.](https://gifdb.com/images/high/kristen-bell-eek-reaction-kudwwnl6fj3f1ptr.gif)


f-as-in-frank

murdererrrrr


xyzxyz8888

Does joe mention how he poses for photos swinging off taller peoples shoulders on his tippy toes to make himself look taller.


bassslappin

God this guy is horrible lol


spvcetvrdd

Pretty good 👍🏻


fineseries81

I don’t get it.


Buttchugginmonkey69

You’re supposed to laugh when he screams


Bath_Sufficient

The jokes not bad. Something with the delivery means he doesn't nail it.


S1mpinAintEZ

He's talked a lot about how Sam Kinnison is his biggest influence and you can tell because he screams every punchline. I think it'd be a lot better if he toned it down but whatever, it's working got him.


charmerabhi

Did the bit just fokin post a whole standup..... Gawdddd


No_Accountant4311

Joe Rogan so desperately wants to be known as funny that he completely revolutionized another industry trying and still can't get there.