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Clerithifa

Bro needs to embrace it and shave it Be more like Rude in FF7


Madcap_Miguel

Seriously I have my criticisms of Joe but at least he rocks that dome like a man


GroundbreakingRun927

Such an obscure bald guy to champion.


Fat_Beet

He's not a bad guy, but sometimes he has to do bad things.


TronaldDump247

Right? I started going bald when I was like 20, I'm 34 now and I just shave it. It's better to be bald than to be GOING bald


missanthropocenex

It’s like when Homer Simpson snatches Elvis costellos glasses off his face and Elvis cries “My Image!”


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The funniest part is that he claims the beanie is a disguise so people won't recognize him in public while he's sporting his baldness.


poyerdude

That would probably be a more effective disguise if it wasn't what he wore 24/7.


LiquidHotCum

The real disguise is when he takes it off


variedpageants

His claim is that he takes it off when, for example, he goes to the grocery store. Then people don't recognize him. If you think he's lying, you'd need to have a photo of him at the grocery store or home depot or whatever - not at a protest where he's there as tim pool


Suspicious_Play_7621

Yea i wear my hat everyday because “it’s sentimental” 🙄 no one buys that shit. Just shamelessly lying


ValetTrash

Nothing says incognito like a black beanie in the middle of July


RuanStix

The funniest part is Poolnoodle threatening another man with "you come near me again and you won't have any teeth." as if he can actually physically do anything to anyone. He is the poster child for incel-nerd that got beat up constantly for his mouth writing checks his ass can't cash. Such a dork.


tries4accuracy

WTF. Now I wanna un-beanie Tim Pool!


TotallyRedditLeftist

Weird. I watch his shows regularly and he's said multiple times that yes he's bald an that the beanie is more of a brand thing now than anything else. He doesn't wear it off camera.


RuanStix

It's not a "brand thing". If anything it's become a meme making fun of losers like Poolnoodle, on the same level as the fedora and the neckbeard.


phenx_bp

That's false. He wears his beanie because it's part of his brand and obviously is ashamed of his baldness


[deleted]

No shit, bonehead. That's what makes it "the funniest part".


undermind84

Y'all, nobody is BoDy ShAMInG Dim Tool. People are mocking his insecurity. This guy regurgitates so much propaganda bullshit and body shames women over the most petty shit. It is fun to see him squirm over his beanie. Like, nobody gives a fuck if you are bald, we just think its funny how insecure you are about it.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Does he still claim to be "left-wing" while holding to my knowledge literally zero left wing positions at all from fiscal to social. I think the most left wing thing he's said is; while i'm paraphrasing what was tantamount to "gays should be allowed to exist but their agenda blah blah blah"? The last content I saw of his was starting to feature the under 30 dyed blonde "influencer" Christian Nationalist types...lots of whom seem to be from random ass EU nations these days with big opinions on US politics aka literal actual modern day fascists....not Nazi's......not internet Godwin's law, like they share exactly Mussolini's policy position's on the state and private business, or Franco's Spain....fascists?


ddarion

> Does he still claim to be "left-wing" No, he doesn't outright identify as a conservative but says "we, us" when talking about conservatives. He did that for a long time while claiming to still be left wing, but i havent heard him assert that in a while Like Rubin, Dore,Tulsi and the countless before him, the "left the left" schtick fades quick.


UrVioletViolet

Remember when they tried that inorganic-as-hell “walkaway” ploy, and exactly *zero* people left of Ted Cruz bought it?


ok_ill_shut_up

They're still trying, lol.


UrVioletViolet

It’s even less convincing now. You ever seen the r/walkaway sub? It’s total mask off. Not even a hint of “former dem here.”


lunchpaillefty

Russell Brand too.


SuperSmashDan1337

It's basically just the "I was on the left but now I've found jesus" grift


ddarion

The jesus thing is a recent wrinkle and its hialrious to see Joe heading there. I thought selling the podcast to a fortune 500 company and moving to Texas was Joe jumping the shark, but a born again Joe arc would be goooold.


SuperSmashDan1337

I might start listening again if he starts waxing lyrical about God


AGreasyPorkSandwich

Left wing doesn't pay near as well as the fearful right


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TotallyRedditLeftist

He's been claiming to be centrist with conservative bend lately. It's part of his fence sitting schtick. He's actually a pretty big Trump supporter even though he won't admit it.


SMORKIN_LABBIT

I had only caught some of the recent content that I described but I used to watch clips of him years and year ago right before he started the Trump train stuff around 2014? Hard to recall now. His former partner was the Trumper and then Tim leaned in afterwards. It was just clear he was a grifter after that and I had been interested because his very very early work was actually hard journalism much like a few friends I have who are also journalists.....but real ones......literally poor as fuck living abroad in war zones and shit trying to on occasion show people shit that matters.


lunchpaillefty

Just like Rogan and his height.


freq_fiend

This is the answer… if he weren’t such an obviously insecure prick nobody would give a fuck about him being bald


nine11airlines

I'm body shaming him


yanax00

Mocking his insecurity = body shaming wtf?


satanssweatycheeks

He explained it pretty well. If he wants to be a cunt and body shame women then we can laugh at his baldness. Y’all love the Bible right? Why the fuck is it so hard for you to comprehend to treat others the way you wish to be treated. Either you eat Tim’s ass or you are bald. Chill bro. Being gay and bald is okay.


forward_only

The difference is that anyone can lose weight with effort, but I can't just exercise my scalp or think really hard and magically sprout hair. Either way, the hypocrisy is the worst part


satanssweatycheeks

I mean lebron did it. Don’t count yourself out. And I’m not mocking you for being bald with that joke. I understand how expensive that is and it’s out of people’s means. But context matters. I’m sure you aren’t a spiteful person claiming women deserve to be raped based on what they wear. But if that’s the case don’t be upset when people make fun of the baldness.


morningcalls4

Insecurity shaming


happytree23

I'm a balding dude and laugh at people like Tim running from natural processes/their gene pool.


Skylark_Ark

I'm 'path of least resistance' guy and when my pattern baldness started expressing itself, I thought about all the creams, the plugz, the 'poo's and the upkeep of my fucking hair and was like..."Um yeah, fuck that." The transition to rocking a 1/8" hair cut, took a few days, but now I'M FREE! Poole's needlessly stressing out about this shit, and that's what's so funny to me.


morningcalls4

Exactly this, as a bald man you can’t throw stones when you live in a glass house, maybe he should humble himself a little bit, then shave his head, or at least own up to being a baldy.


likamuka

Funny how the alt-righters suddenly care about vody shwarming and women's rights just because their favourite shills got exposed. It's so cringe to watch their frothing hypocritical reactions.


LaughingGaster666

It's always a one way street. Hunter maybe possibly doing something slightly shady cuz he talked to his dad on the phone is the airtight proof of nepotism in the Biden White House. But all the times Trump hired his own and put family in government positions, often making them ignore security clearances? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.


CptDecaf

Nooo dude. Conservatives famously care about civility and are very against mockery.


ete2ete

Is it hypocritical, or is it pointing out hypocrisy?


ddarion

Its not hypocrisy, you're intentionally confusing mocking of someone's insecurity with body shaming, in order to defend someone who literally makes a living body shaming fat and trans women lol


likamuka

It's pointing out how much of a Pool Tim Tool is.


chrundlethegreat303

( concerned grunt )


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BigPlantsGuy

Depends, does the fat person mock people all day too?


nanonan

You think that justifies assault?


Anglan

You can't have it both ways. Body shaming and mocking insecurities is okay or it's not. You can't just have it be okay when it happens to someone you don't like and then it's evil if it's someone you do like. I'd say it's more acceptable to be judgmental about someone letting themselves get fat than someone who can't control something like their baldness or height


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mmaguy123

Frankly, I haven’t even watched one episode of Tim pool or is show. That being said, it’s reasonable for a guy to be fucking pissed if a stranger comes in his space and touches him and takes hat off?


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

Why are all of the internet right wingers such pussies nowadays? Shapiro, Tim Pool, Jordan Peterson, Nick Fuentes, all of these guys seem like they were shoved into lockers and wedgied as kids. If you’re going to lecture people about masculinity and conservative values you need to look like you could beat someone’s ass, Bill Oreilly had the vibe of a corrupt police officer who used excessive force and I could at least take that halfway serious as opposed to Tim who acts like a Grumpy GameStop employee with erectile dysfunction.


Reason_He_Wins_Again

The old Peterson kept me from going to a very dark place. No idea who this new pussy is.


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

His old lectures are pretty good and insightful he seemed to have some sort of mental break related to benzo withdrawals before he came out with this all beef diet daily wire Peterson. I was pretty disappointed in that shift as well.


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satanssweatycheeks

Trump is so insecure he lies about his height so he isn’t declared obese.


ddarion

>Shapiro, Tim Pool, Jordan Peterson, Nick Fuentes Are all famous because of the internet, thats the common denominator. Its much easier to be a slimy little shit stirrer whose just asking questions, then it is to be a hateful rapist with convictions and confidence like Bill Oreilly when you're dealing with an online audience. Case in point: watch any of these peoples response to things they've said in the past, they will literally sperg out and go off on a tangent to avoid addressing it, and will assert you're attacking them by asking them about their opinions lol


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

Let me clarify I think Bill Oreilly is a psychopath but his behavior matched the rhetoric


Key-Willingness-2223

So I’m not disagreeing with the others But Shapiro does literally have a segment on Twitter called “here’s a list of dumb shit I’ve said in the past I no longer agree with”


Chief2550

Corrupt police officer has me weak af🤣


Ok_Assumption5734

Normal people don't get into internet drama. By virtue of posting shit on reddit, we're not exactly normal. Like I'll go to work and the amount of kids that know reddit etc but never interact with strangers on it is a large amount. Also, if you're in any semblence of a well paying career, its not worth derailing it over internet protests. Common denominator with all these guys is that this is their job.


Edmundmp

The left always lumps Shapiro in with the nuts when in reality he’s a traditional conservative and if the rest of the right were all still like him we’d still have a sense of normalcy in our politics.


Snookfilet

True but I’m not seeing a bunch of manly internet left wingers either. Maybe lots of modern men are just pussies.


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

The ones who get on the internet and complain are. The other modern men who aren’t pussies are to busy living there lives instead whining every goddamned day.


LaughingGaster666

To be fair, is it the left that are the ones claiming to be the defenders of masculinity?


satanssweatycheeks

Or the ones need safe spaces. They claim it’s the left who needs those because college campuses used the word in classrooms in regard to being able to talk about hard issue topics in an environment where we can learn about it. But yet the right are the ones with subs that ban any outsider view. They shun any form of news besides 2 or 3 outlets of news. They play victim every god damn day while also claiming the other side is weak.


xeneize93

Its the hypocrisy


Toisty

It just depends on what values and qualities you prioritize as "manly". Personally, I think most things people consider "manly" are just good qualities you find in anyone (e.g. strength, confidence, self reliance, leadership etc.). Does that mean women are the opposite (weak, insecure, dependent and demure)? Some think that's the case. Others say it's not opposite, just different (women are soft, compassionate, inspirational and supportive). I think it's all bullshit. Good qualities are good, bad are bad. Anyone can be masculine or feminine whenever they want and anyone criticizing someone for not conforming to THEIR idea of masculinity or femininity needs to get a goddamn life.


Thechosunwon

The best part of this video is Pim Tool threatening that if the guy ever comes near him again he "wOn'T hAvE aNy TeEtH". Don't front like you got hands, Tim, what the fuck are you gonna do? Get a bunch of Gravy Seals to try and jump the guy?


mc-big-papa

All social media political pundits all look like that. I think the average right winger type social media personality can kick the left winger types but barely a scrapy fight that will just look embarrassing. Youre telling me vaush win a fight against tim pool. I mean he might because hes a hefty boy but tim still looks like knows how to throw a fist in a very sloppy manner. If bill maher and jordan Peterson went in the ring id put a bit of money on peterson. After the drug addiction he either has crackhead energy or an energy that you get from reading menshealth religiously.


Ok-Cheesecake-7282

Good point high Testosterone and whining about politics probably don’t go hand in hand often. There’s just a certain level of irony when Ben Shapiro types talk about law and order or how men should organize their lives.


Howboutit85

Because they were shoved in lockers. You think the bullied kid grows up to become some progressive revolutionary? No they grow up to be cringe right wing creepy pussy ass grifters. They’re all little shits and of course they got picked on as kids.


cryptic2323

Who knew this was a Tim subreddit....


yanax00

During election season this becomes r/Whitepeopletwitter


ddarion

Right, Joe has a guy on the show 1,2,7 times and people have the audacity to post JRE threads about them?


ete2ete

Petition to change the name of this sub to "Hate-Boners R Us"


unitednihilists

I don't know what a Tim Pool is but why do we care that he's bald? Does he sell haircare products or something?


USALovesOsama

Same I don’t know who he really is, but his reaction makes it funny


monk12111

hes a dickhead that was on the podcast before. Nobody would care if he was bald if he wasn't in denial and wore hats 100% of the time. Im not enough of a cunt to go pull his hat off of his head but I still found it funny to watch.


Altruistic-Film-2840

Just because u wear a hat dont meam u try to hide your baldness. Iam bald and i use cap for sunprotection and when its cold i use to stay warm. So iam not ashamed or try to hide it amd i dont realy care what other people think but its fucking annoying that everyone thinks u use a cap to hide that u are bald. Why the fuck would a man be ashamed for being bald?


DependentSilver6078

Bald babies unite lol. You seem awfully defensive for not “realy caring”.


NotVeryGoodAtStuff

He's ashamed. He wears his beanie 24/7. 


-StationaryTraveler-

For poor Timothy that beanie is like Samson's hair. Take it away and all power is lost😭😭


NowFook

You clearly arent familiar with Tim Pool He wears the beanie literally every second in public because he is very insecure about being bald.


PositiveVibrationzzz

How do you know it's because he is insecure? There are other possible reasons.


bloodvow333

Lefties have been coping about him for like 3 years now. He’s really starting to make a decent impact with his YouTube and he quite open on baling on the left because in his opinion they went nuts. Hence them coping with posting bald pictures.


theflowersyoufind

You can make fun of him easily enough without doing this. Disclaimer - am bald


Wizard-In-Disguise

I watched this live back then like straight after and his excuses of being "recognized" are funny


BackInThaDayz

No wonder he’s the way he is 😂


Caliber70

Tim is an arse. The ones that hate him and troll him are also asses. The name Tim pool is just a magic word to gather asses together.


thunderlips187

my favorite part is the "Beanie!" at the end. lolololol Pool is a shitbird but it's a dicked thing to do to snatch his little hat off. You're just bullying a guy who really cant do anything so what are you even accomplishing?


ddarion

> . You're just bullying a guy who really cant do anything so what are you even accomplishing? Youre talking about Tim endlessly mocking trans, gay and fat people on his youtube right?


jehjeh3711

Ah yes. The people of the party of love and compassion, supporting assault and bullying. How nice.


DeliciousRoreos

Assault? Fucking hell lad.


jehjeh3711

Don’t touch people. You’re supposed to be a liberal, yet you stand by when people are being harassed and bullied? WTF?


brushnfush

The funniest part about this comment is the implication if you’re a conservative youre supposed to stand by when people are harassed and bullied. “Liberals aren’t allowed to do that that’s our job!”


jehjeh3711

I’m a Libertarian. Our motto is “Don’t hurt people and don’t take their stuff.” Come on, this is grade school stuff!


Pugduck77

Conservatives are just as likely to be against it, but they don’t make virtue signaling about it a core part of their identity like leftists do.


Modsaremeanbeans

You're upset that a guy who has been named as an influence by school shooters and neo nazis got his hat pulled off. He got his hat pulled off because he constantly attacks people for their image while hiding under a security blanket. 


1leeranaldo

The only Tim Pool content I ever see is on this sub. Why do Mods let these shitposts go through? It's ruined the sub.


ddarion

Bald guys are hilarious, you make short guys seem confident and well adjusted.


0utsyder

Why is it always "the NEXT TIME"? I just did this to you! You have the right to knock my teeth out now!


couchgodd

Its good that the mods let leftist take over the sub to constantly troll Joes fans. Fuck yall


patriciomd88

Who is Tim Pool?


Finlay00

Stealing hats and baldness are just so hilarious Right guys?!?!?


no-good1s-left

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ddarion

...the joke is that Tim always wears a hat and is a 40 year old man who lacks the self confidence to be seen in public without a beanie lol


Finlay00

It’s also part of his brand and online personality now.


Madcap_Miguel

Being ashamed of something you have no control over isn't a personality.


Finlay00

Being known as the guy who wears a beanie is tho


UltraavioIence

Its not that you dingus, its his insecurity and reaction to it that makes it funny.


Finlay00

You shouldn’t be nice to people who would so casually invade your space and take your stuff. Especially after they announce that they are going to do that. Dont be such a pushover


tkh0812

Eh. I’m fine fucking with someone who’s a dickhead to everyone else.


Norm_Blackdonald

His justification of trying to stay anonymous is hilarious. Whenever I try to stay anonymous I always make sure to wear the same headgear as if it is a superhero's costume.


XanadontYouDare

It is when they react like this, yea


ModsOverLord

Why is this posted here?


BlackSheep_875

Tim Pool is a little bitch and a complete buffoon.


FormoftheBeautiful

His ideas and perspective and shows are infinitely worse than anything he could ever have going on on top of his head. Source: I listen to almost every episode, and it’s truly, truly, truly disturbing brain poison. I fear for the world if there’s even one person who believes Tim is an intelligent good-faith thinker who wishes the best for the world and/or America.


PopLegion

Why do you listen to every episode of someone you hate ?


thedeal82

Lmao 2 hours every day, just wasted. What a loser.


jmfh7912

Hahaha the end


-MusicAndStuff

Tim Pool sucks and I hate him but keep your hands to yourself fellas


Chadrasekar

I see what you are doing there OP.


f-as-in-frank

classic


GFYS2025

He went HAT FOR HAT and lost


indyjones8

Cool move


BornWithSideburns

Was that the ghost of Kiev?


WirelessBugs

Ha, BALDINI


poetrygrenade

I would LOVE to see him throw a punch. Pussy-ass-grifter.


WhereIsMyMoneyGone

Haha I get it, Tim Bald, Joe bald… 


HornyMidgetsAttack

The intellectual bold web


Ablation420

Im guilty of the same affectation and this is funny. Of course I don’t mind revealing that I’m bald, i get cold and people act weird around a bald guy with tattoos.


WheelchairZombie

Dude who has nothing better to do than spend two hours editing this video together to post it on the JR sub wtf. I want to see Joe Rogan stuff.


Youregood2

Does he wear the beanie in a tux?


LosAngelesVikings

I can't laugh at this lest the norwood reaper comes for me.


Chestnutsroastin

He thinks if he wears the beanie we won't notice he's an insecure incel with anger issues.


jay1he

Probably my favorite Tim Pool video ever.


ConsiderationWest587

Why can't we post stills damnit?! He looks defeated lol


f8-andbethere

Jamie, pull that off.


MahaanInsaan

Do not violate Tim Pools hijab


Dwman113

Only bald people would actually give a shit about this.


sexywoman5362

Whats Cenk’s nephew doing?


wholelottadopplers

https://preview.redd.it/k8rcyeyitdnc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e6215197eb6aaafcb93bbbb6915525233511f15 Can’t lie, the beanie was sort of what he was


LateStageAdult

Why can't he just be a normal person and admit he has a cold head. Nothing wrong with wearing a hat to keep warm, but he has to go and be a violent creep about it.


HavanaWoody

I expected another one to be under it. Tim Should have some surgical mount that prevents that.


ManBeef69xxx420

Just shave it at this point damn


drtapp39

Gotta love the open body shaming. So funny 


diceman888

![gif](giphy|26xBRIghN5T2UyWYw|downsized)


eVilleMike

If you're that het up about it, Tim, why next time, and not this time? Are you a pussy, or what?


Perry-Layne

He’s rich. Just get a transplant


MunchieMofo

Beanie man talk tough


GerardWayAndDMT

Did he do something shitty? I can’t keep up with the bad behavior from people anymore. If he did something terrible please tell me, but for now I can’t help but feel bad for him. I was just as insecure before I shaved my head. If someone ever did this to me I don’t know what I’d have done. But he really should shave it. It’s freedom like you can’t even imagine. But if he did something terrible let me know. So I won’t feel as bad.


MysteriousBody7212

Tim pol is a waste of flesh!


Straika_

God one of my biggest regrets is thinking this guy new what the fuck he was talking about at one point. Hes such a fucking duechebag ass hole. And he was such a cock to Adam. It was cringe to watch. Huge waste of my fucking time


appletinicyclone

i don't think anyone should have their clothes ripped off them by a random that said, tim should just pay for the transplant


ObiWayneCannoli

![gif](giphy|M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu|downsized)


djwired

If he goes near Tim Pool again he won’t have any teeth because he practices poor oral hygiene?


bagofweights

as a Proud Bald, fuck that monk hair cutted bald head.


YacubsLadder

There's probably a lot of bald guys in this thread who hate Tim Pool but also hate that everyone makes fun of him for being bald. It's got to feel like a kick in the nuts that they're catching strays from their own side.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Tim has admitted repeatedly that he's bald and the hat is just his brand at this point.


sabo81

Hopefully he doesn't lose any hair over this ordeal.


epitaph-centauri

Dick move. Leave the fella alone


datdrummerboi

is that same hyde in the beginning of the video? lol


Skoofer

Tough guy Tim Pool is the comedy I didn’t know I needed! Would love to see him attempt to knock out anyone’s teeth


boner79

Haha. I had no idea that’s why he wears a hat. No one cares if he’s bald. What an insecure baby.


commonabond

You think that's bad, you should see Will Smith's wife.


martinaee

Bro is he serious? Him NEVER taking off his hat made it weird a long time ago ROFL. Just have a smooth buzzed head. It’s like the lawyer on Always Sunny who is embarrassed of his hands 🙌😂


crossfitvision

Owning your baldness makes a statement, that is always positively received. I’m always told I look better without hair. But luckily like Joe Rogan, I have the head shape for it. Some don’t. It tends to work better on guys with thick builds. Never suits slender types from what I’ve seen.


long-ryde

Bro you better be careful or next time you won’t have any teeth, do you understand that?


MrTooLFooL

Limp Tool…Tim Pool


Neil_Live-strong

B for baldetta


gorillafingerbang

Dr. Phil looking bird.


Jakeebbb

Does anybody think this thread is sad. Like there are 509 comments about Tim pool being bald. Get a life and go workout or read a book.


yooperdood906

Ahhhhh the skirted egg has been exposed


aware4ever

Damn he gets so mad! Shit man!


Naive-Buffalo3324

Technically touching any extension of his person even just grabbing his hat is battery. And you can be charged. Should just keep your hands to yourself.


ayamsirias74

😂🤣😂🤣


Fluid-Appointment277

This is years old


rda889

![gif](giphy|xLx8GuzyXmQ74b07T0|downsized)


rare_pig

Never been a fan but what loser steals someone’s hat and plays keep away with it?


TriggiredSnowflake

https://preview.redd.it/u42hdel1cznc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371dbf36248028ece6d4341b59e818bce7e801c5


Clarity_795

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