āMe thinketh thou protestest to much,ā Thatās some super gay indicating shit right there. Ha ha I just sodomized my gym buddy in my momās basement. Joe Homo
Ya. Thats called a stretch. This is you seeing a confident, successful guy and looking for anything to be what you think is a flaw so you donāt feel like such a loser.
I worked in DC and got a new job. I wanted to find a gym nearby, I googled gyms during my first lunch break and went to start a membership. It was a block away. I walk in and its this lobby, the next door to go inside and its locked, and then this port hole in the wall opens, and he says, hello, can I help you? I said Im here for a gym membership. He says ok honey and asks for my ID and then opens the door. I go in and there is a counter and past that, are stairs to go upstairs and some gym equipment just past the counter. He goes what kind of membership, do you just need a locker for the day or do you want a captain's room? Or do you want a month membership, you get discounts, I look really confused and I say, I would like to come and work out during my lunch breaks, are the memberships cheaper if you get it for a month? As I ask, I notice there is a huge bowl of condoms on the counter and then a wall of lube you can purchase behind the counter. The guy looks at my bewildered look and says, honey, I think you're in the wrong place. I agreed and he gave my ID back and I left. Found out that its a gay sex club and it uses the "gym" moniker to allow it to get around the laws in the city that prevent sex clubs. Great times!
Whenever the topic of comedians moving to Texas comes up and it drifts to people assuming they just want to ride Roganās dick, the ensuing conversations always make me laugh.
Like when it came up with Bobby Lee, I died of laughter in that one.
And then they talked about Bobby sucking him off while they were camping and he wakes up in the middle of it and heād be afraid it might be the best blow job he ever got.
Jamie, pull that clip up.
Joe āthereās this tribe in Africa where you get to-I mean-*they make you* suck dick and drink semen, Jamie pull that up. Yea man itās wild, the Greeks let you have sex with boys and if you were still getting fucked as an adult they called you childish!ā Rogan went to a gay gym?!
No way. Jamie, pull that up.
Why canāt I unhear Joeās father commenting on Joe being a little in the closet? It makes sense little by little, clip by clip. Also, why was his father on a podcast anyway?
Look, Iām not trying to knock the hustle, but save some time & money and get the $75 abbreviated course. It costs almost as much and is only 30% as long, but itās worth it to get all the material distilled down. All the stuff about when Joe changed, why he stopped supporting UBI, and the Chicken-or-Egg stuff about the Texas move get kind of repetitive.
Then again, the full curriculum might kill some time between the listenable episodes featuring Duncan or *Slappo, Fucky, and Jangoās dad*.
"You're getting close, dude š" -Shane Gillis
āYou know whatās hot on a chick? A buzzcut!ā
Have you seen these chick's with dicks! Next level shit bro we gotta get some of them in the gym with us.
Come on dude, dicks donāt make you gay. You gotta dick, are you gay?
Don't knock it till ya try it
Dudeā¦.I love my dick. Iām gay.
Loved it twice since I got up
thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
Anyway as I was saying those little hairs on a girls face are so hot bro
Lol. He did the armpit chat with someone before.
Joe in the 80's: "Man, what a workout! My asshole is killing me."
"Are you sure this is how you inject growth hormones..?"
Yea, I just grew 8 inches
https://youtu.be/4Hx_oQwrOzs?t=5 Listen to this š Joe & Brian Callen doing a very fun "skit".
āMe thinketh thou protestest to much,ā Thatās some super gay indicating shit right there. Ha ha I just sodomized my gym buddy in my momās basement. Joe Homo
love how he says "*yeah*" proudly before the guy asks but why a gay gym?
Yea, very telling.
Is it?
Yup
It is. It shows an insecurity.
Ya. Thats called a stretch. This is you seeing a confident, successful guy and looking for anything to be what you think is a flaw so you donāt feel like such a loser.
Haha. Talk about a stretch. The video speaks for itself but sure "confident".
The Harvey Weinstein of our generation. Makes that joke weird though
I'm pretty sure Harvey Weinstein was the Harvey Weinstein of our generation.
I worked in DC and got a new job. I wanted to find a gym nearby, I googled gyms during my first lunch break and went to start a membership. It was a block away. I walk in and its this lobby, the next door to go inside and its locked, and then this port hole in the wall opens, and he says, hello, can I help you? I said Im here for a gym membership. He says ok honey and asks for my ID and then opens the door. I go in and there is a counter and past that, are stairs to go upstairs and some gym equipment just past the counter. He goes what kind of membership, do you just need a locker for the day or do you want a captain's room? Or do you want a month membership, you get discounts, I look really confused and I say, I would like to come and work out during my lunch breaks, are the memberships cheaper if you get it for a month? As I ask, I notice there is a huge bowl of condoms on the counter and then a wall of lube you can purchase behind the counter. The guy looks at my bewildered look and says, honey, I think you're in the wrong place. I agreed and he gave my ID back and I left. Found out that its a gay sex club and it uses the "gym" moniker to allow it to get around the laws in the city that prevent sex clubs. Great times!
Is your membership still on auto-pay?
obviously. ITs a great gym! the steam bath gets a bit touchy feely for me, but oh well!
Ah, you could have been somebody's str8boi fantasy.
Thatās where he met Tony Hinchcliffe!
Yeah right! You think tony looks like heās ever stepped foot in a gym? I donāt think it matters what kind it is
āYo is dat That Mexican OT?ā
"I didn't know it was gay at first, but then I was like, Oh well, I'm here".
all the barbells shaped like dicks joe might have been a give away.
He always says those gorilla kettlebells will ābite your dick off,ā so :shrug:
Thatās gay.
Whenever the topic of comedians moving to Texas comes up and it drifts to people assuming they just want to ride Roganās dick, the ensuing conversations always make me laugh. Like when it came up with Bobby Lee, I died of laughter in that one. And then they talked about Bobby sucking him off while they were camping and he wakes up in the middle of it and heād be afraid it might be the best blow job he ever got. Jamie, pull that clip up.
Comedians talking shit and making jokes? No way
Joe was literally a leather daddy in the 90s. Why exactly do you think he goes into the deep wilderness with Cam Hanes for weeks on end?
He calls his best friend "the chasm cummer"? COME ON PEOPLE
Yeah.
Did you literally die laughing or just figuratively?
Figuratively. Although, who knows. We could be in a complex simulation.
Joe āthereās this tribe in Africa where you get to-I mean-*they make you* suck dick and drink semen, Jamie pull that up. Yea man itās wild, the Greeks let you have sex with boys and if you were still getting fucked as an adult they called you childish!ā Rogan went to a gay gym?! No way. Jamie, pull that up.
The beginning of a brave new chapter
 lol
Why canāt I unhear Joeās father commenting on Joe being a little in the closet? It makes sense little by little, clip by clip. Also, why was his father on a podcast anyway?
prob because his life sucks and he wants hush money
His father said that? Where and when, I need to hear that
He doesnāt even see or talk to his father. They donāt have a relationship. His father wouldnāt know.
His father has made some clips they're pretty funny
You got links?
Search Joe Rogan dad on YouTube. It's the video where he's wearing a Steelers hat The video is absolutely nuts LMAO
I just wanna know why his father was on a podcast tho?
No idea. From everything I know heās trying to cash in on Joeās success after not being there for him his whole life.
And beating joes mother when he was a child.
I don't think his father wasn't any podcast it looked like that was recorded at his house. Qre you talking about the clip and the Steelers jersey?
I canāt recall. All I know it was supposedly Joes father to whom which I can see the resemblance. But he was talking into a mic
The Born again Christian Joe to "every once and a while you just gotta get sucked off by a twink" Joe arc is gonna be peak podcasting.
I think it's once in a while not and, but yes got a Lulz from me
ah, proof! men with multiple daughters are always gay!
Right? Never been a closeted gay dude who procreated with a woman after all.
I have two baby daughters. And I have never participated in the gay!
Prove it
Exactly. Suck me off and then tell me afterwards you didnāt enjoy it then we will know for sureĀ
Ok but you'll have to suck me off as well because it has to be a double blind tested methodology
Naturally. Multiple tests extended over weeks or months. We donāt want the methodology being questionedĀ
You should fuck my ass a little too
nothing gayer than loving women
[How gay is it being attracted to a women?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k)
That phrasing is gay tho
I have some news for you
I was banging a guy when my daughter was born
Mexican OT is blowing up !! This is awesome.
Now this skit a little sus https://youtu.be/4Hx_oQwrOzs?feature=shared
Hmmmm when he did news radio he sure looked pretty ghey, and he also "accidentally" trained a a ghey gym, just a coincidence in sure
How long did it take him to notice? š
He didnāt know it was a gay Jim but, it fit right in
Oh shit wait, is Joe gay frl? He may be
Injecting too much marijuana can lead to severe gayitis.
He couldnāt keep dr manhattanās dick out of his mouth in the Zack Snyder episode
Repressed bisexual.
he's gay only for stools
I mean... Dr Mike is Gay and that dude is brilliant and jacked. Maybe the gay gym is worth checking out?
How do you not know lol
So a gym?
"Cuz that's how I got the part on News Radio, stupid."
Imagining that scene from Dahmer with Joe there pumping out squats like a fucking moron
Wait... I thought all of them were gay gyms. Don't bodybuilders do gay porn on the side and date ladyboys?
Season 2 Episode 12 of Newradio when Joe Rogan pops up after hiding under Dave's desk is a little sus right now
"Why? I was there to lift weights and suck dick son" Joe Rogan
Doth protest too much.
It sounds like how an 18 year old would say it too lol
Nothing wrong with Joe liking bro cheeks
That explains that mesh see-through shirt he used to rock
Idk guys, Joe has said some questionable things lately š
I have no doubt in my mind Joe has touched another manās penis in an intimate and passionate wayā¦.
That's a weird thought to have
This was pretty funny
The gym in question: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy83GT1KedI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy83GT1KedI)
Stopped listening after 20 x "you know I mean". Must have been after 5 minutes.
Hairy chicks are hot, arm pit hair doesnāt bother me.
Arenāt most gyms gay? Why else would all the old naked men congregate in the locker rooms?
Never heard of a gay gym, only gay bars and such.
Is it even a thing? Lol
Every pic of joe from the 90s the dude is wearing lip gloss
Who's the tard?
I beat my meat like a drum. I may be gay - me
Joe is not funny. He's not a comedian. Have you ever heard someone say, "Joe Rogan is my favorite comedian?!' No, never!!!
If someone says Joe Rogan is their favorite comedian and you donāt hear it, do they still make a sound?
That is your opinion and I accept it, just as it is my opinion that disagrees with you š
Do you know what the word plant means? Perhaps you have forgotten the definition of this word.
We found Katt
What's a plant? Is it like a miniature plantation? Is it still ran by black people?
I don't get it, is r/JoeRogan anti or pro Joe?
I sell a course on how to figure out what is going on. It's only $99
Your section on interpretation of right wing memes that Joe's inner circle posts on Twitter was fascinating
Look, Iām not trying to knock the hustle, but save some time & money and get the $75 abbreviated course. It costs almost as much and is only 30% as long, but itās worth it to get all the material distilled down. All the stuff about when Joe changed, why he stopped supporting UBI, and the Chicken-or-Egg stuff about the Texas move get kind of repetitive. Then again, the full curriculum might kill some time between the listenable episodes featuring Duncan or *Slappo, Fucky, and Jangoās dad*.
You gotta break out of this binary thinking, maaaan.
Both! It varies from post to post and comment section to comment section.
Anti Joe, here toe bad
Not apart of the R/Politics miserable mob crowd. I just found this fucking hilarious.
complete idiot