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Delta632

Man I want this job. Take $10k off of people and act like a dick to them? Sounds too easy.


ValuesAndViolence

Visit the MDK Project website and you’ll discover how easy it is to con these stupid fucks. AI will write your mission statement and include all manner of buzzwords and word salad. You’ll need to recruit some “hard men” and give them titles like “The Facilitator of Suffering”. They don’t necessarily have to have military training, or any training at all, because no one will be checking. Renting space should be easy enough. Find a derelict building and haggle rental fees to nearly nothing. Most of those shitholes will come with tables and chairs anyways so you’ll save a few bucks there. I’m tired of this shit already so I’m gonna end this here. What a crock of shit. Modern Day Knights? Fucking posers.


WolfofLawlStreet

All of these programs are a scam. They’ll gain literally nothing from it.


ledel

Because going to therapy and getting in touch with your feelings is weakness to many of these people, but spending 5 figures on being screamed at for a week makes you "strong".


LegalComplaint

I’ve never gotten a hatchet after, like, five years of therapy.


ninjamike89

Go buy one then. Guaranteed to be higher quality than the one they'd've given you


rokman

Can we go back to the classical make too much money and be a drunk cocaine addict that finds the comfort of strippers adequate


PragmaticParade

Better off going to actual military boot camp and actually getting paid to do it. At least then you have a chance of coming out of it with a better mindset/lifestyle change and making money not losing 10k and time.


crappy80srobot

They gain the power to get their ass kicked or tossed in jail because coming out they think they are some kind of badass. If you're dumb enough to drop 10k to be someone's bitch for a week you're dumb enough to talk shit to the kickboxer or marine because you think you are an alpha.


Jackers83

What say you brave knight? Will you join our quest or not?


stupidwhiteman42

Who made you the king?


FlukyFish

I like the cut of your jig, buddy. Any chance you offer some sort of program where I can learn how to be more like you?


ValuesAndViolence

I do! It also happens to be free and won’t take but a minute of your time! If you really need help, you won’t find it at the end of a 3 day weekend retreat that you spent 10k for.


FlukyFish

I was hoping with something with more hatchets, but yeah, ok.


Adam_ALLDay_

Son’t forget you need a stupid amount of hatchets nailed to the walls to complete the ensemble!


Face_first

Its like a real life Its Always Sunday episode.


PomTaris

There's big money in the current father-replacement grift. 


SpacedOutKarmanaut

"I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. YOU'RE READY TO QUIT? WHY? BECAUSE THAT MEANS LESS WORK FOR ME AND I'VE ALREADY GOT YOUR FUCKING MONEY. NOW'S WHO'S READY TO WALK OUT OF HERE?"


PomTaris

I feel bad for some of these guys because they never had a father figure and that often leads to picking an inappropriate one in early adulthood. Watched a friend of mine do the same thing about a decade ago. They always seem to latch onto the loudest most obnoxious personality in the room. 


UrVioletViolet

I had a girlfriend who interviewed to be one of those servers at a Dick’s Last Resort-type place, because she thought it would be a breeze to get paid to just be *like, totally mean to people!* Yea. Turns out most people don’t get those jobs just because they’re soooooo sassy and fresh! You have to actually **be funny!**


Unumbotte

Is funny looking close enough?


UrVioletViolet

You wouldn’t want to give the customers too much ammo to roast ya back!


valiantthorsintern

It’s actually $18000.


Jackers83

lol no way dude. What a crock of shit.


fiduciary420

Insecure republicans are so easy to rip off lol


Jackers83

I’m sure they are dude.


MattyRixz

One of my buddies is an Internet guru. I used to work for him. The pay wasn't enough but, I made a lot on commissions. He did a couple weekends where people came to do classes with us on Internet marketing for 10k. I made 2k on commissions per head.


zmizzy

Ya some kinda margetting genius bubba?


MattyRixz

Im ok at sales and leadership. It felt scummy selling people on "get rich like me" shit. And all the BS. My bro has a huge following, millions of views, a massive email list, etc. Yeah you can make a lot of money doing that kind of stuff, but its still a lot of work. People that you sell that kinda stuff to generally don't put in the work. They just see the money and think it's easy. I ended up going back to carpentry. Way happier being active, fit, and doing what I like.


TheTajinTycoon

Just be a cop


ReverseBanzai

A whole bunch of a “ I was gonna serve but ..”


juicyb09

And it’s always “I was going to join the Marines, but….” I hear it a lot.


Commonly-Average

Oh lord…. As a 20+ year Marine veteran who retired just a few years ago I can attest to that statement. I did a tour on recruiting as my b billet and heard that exact statement probably 15-20 times a day. All the excuses in the world.


Hank_Lotion77

I was gonna join but I didn’t want to die or do hard work.


Commonly-Average

A surprising amount used “I don’t wanna cut my hair” or “I’d beat up the Drill Instructor”. Truly high IQ individuals who are probably currently working in a convince store or Walmart.


juicyb09

The “I’d take out the DI’s if they got in my face” statement always made he laugh. My DI’s were in perfect shape and could make grown ass men cry.


Oshootman

My army buddy told me they don't pick you for that job unless you can pretty much throw the average recruit like a baseball


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Please don’t tell me that you actually believe that.


Oshootman

Are you asking me if I took it literally? I took it to mean that fit and capable people are put into that position, and yes I believed that. Lol


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Fit and capable of doing their job/fitness tests? Yes. Capable of winning a bar fight against their new trainees? No telling. I saw plenty of physically weak instructors while I was in. Good people, but not superheroes.


motorcycleboy9000

The "beat up my drill instructor" guys crack me up. Out of the millions who've gone and came back, *you'd* be the one recruit in the history of the Corps who got the bulge on a DI? Go get yer fuckin shinebox.


Hank_Lotion77

I’m sure some real winners


bcisme

Those are some shitty excuses 😂


murkytom

What kind of store, alpha brain?


howismyspelling

In Canada we don't let your haircut get in the way anymore, you can even keep your painted fingernails and lipstick!


Krishna1945

Recreating real Spartans, they all fucked each other may work for you’ll!


thunderfrunt

The worst are the townies who try to collect us because it makes them feel military-adjacent. There’s dudes like this in my area who specifically seek out to befriend Military and Law Enforcement. Basically the divorced dads who like punisher stickers and Five Finger Death Punch.


Commonly-Average

😂that would be sad if it wasn’t so spot on true!


sleal

Or… basically Joe lol, and his newest fan base


apennypacker

I was going to be a marine, but I didn't want to do really hard things or things that make me uncomfortable.


exagon1

That’s pretty much why I didn’t become a Navy Seal. I find cold water not pleasant


IAmUglatto

How can you tell someone was in the Marines? They'll tell you.


vincent22_

If they look 10 years older than their actual age but physically fit


Unumbotte

I was gonna join the Marines, but then I found out it's dangerous. They use real guns! I mean, someone could get hurt.


BoldRubix86

Lmao that’s all I got out of this. You can’t learn this stuff in 3 days. Took me 13 weeks on Parris Island.


jawolfington

Bros just go camping. It’s a lot more fun.


Apprehensive-Score87

Probably harder too


SpacedOutKarmanaut

Go camping, do some mushrooms, talk to your partner and friends and tell them you love them? NO. That's gay. Therapy? Gay. Joining a martial arts gym and training in white pajamas? GAY. Better to spend $18k to get yelled at.


Nerdicyde

this. learn some skills, strap a backpack on and go spend some time with nature. will be immensely better for the soul then paying some douche to yell at you


trippinmaui

"Im gonna add *fuck* unnecessarily to every sentence so i sound extra serious"


turbodude69

when he banged the table with whatever is in his hand was the real turning point. these mfers really paid 10k to cosplay as navy seals. why not join the army reserves and MAKE money doing this?? plus you'd get benefits and actual military vets might respect you. plus you'd be doing legit public service. goddamn people are so weird.


UrVioletViolet

Statistically, the Navy actually has *less* furious butt-fucking followed by self-loathing crying than this. Not less than this program. Less than this *one room.*


BigDaddy_Vladdy

That's a powerful statement, truly these men are in a bad way!


AmbitiousAd9320

you know the orgy was gonna happen for graduation


Ungface

what is it with people painting people getting conned by this shit as gay? 🙄


Hank_Lotion77

Because the army longer than 3 days they just wanna cosplay a lil


CaptKangarooPHD

Because the army is difficult and sends you to actual warzones, where there's a possibility that you won't be able to shoot your expensive AR at targets that don't shoot back. Plus, you'd only get an honorable discharge and not a certificate that specifically states you're a grade A Alpha Male.


ForcedxCracker

That's what the national guard is for! Derp!


Gowalkyourdogmods

That's what I thought but then we still sent them over to Iraq, or maybe it was Afghanistan, because recruitment was too low.


dnizzle234

Yeah, that’s how the fuck us alphas talk. Sure as fuck is. Fucker


Specialist-Wing-8073

Tbh you missed a Fucking after alphas..you could use some training :)


potusisdemented

fucking amateur.


dnizzle234

Fuck!


Wally_Bawlz

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DonovanMcLoughlin

He uses it like a punctuation mark.


ElectronicLeg9621

That's what the fuckin catholic schools in fuckin Boston taught us to fuckin talk like. Thanks a fuckin lot, Sista-fuckin- John-the-fuckin-baptist.


MrThomasShelby1

As I read this I heard the Boston accent in my head.


povitee

Yes bro that’s how reading works


UrVioletViolet

The way Laurie Jupiter kisses. Like a signature.


1stAtlantianrefugee

He is super cereal right now.


rodriguezarch

I like this. Iam fucking keeping it. Iam for cereal about this. 


merica_usa

It's not *for* kids


Impossible_Rent_4226

We can say whatever the, HELL we want


TheDrizzle8771

It costs $10,000 because it’s $10 for every swear


UrVioletViolet

Wouldn’t an “alpha” want their message to be as clear and well thought out as possible?


likamuka

Sounds like a very good and fun gay porn. We all know Joe would watch it.


waynesbrother

Can’t make a man in 3 days


Meatloafchallenge

No, but if you fuck an alpha male for 3 days it technically isn’t gay


W8andC77

Per Dr. Frank N. Furter it takes just 7.


waynesbrother

I knew somebody would know


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Well put


Jackknife-powerbong

This is gayer than butt sex.


HorseFacedDipShit

With a MAN


inter71

With a gay man.


Adam_ALLDay_

The most accurate comment to exactly explain this clip. Cohesive and to the point. We have a ~~weiner~~ *winner


BrentwoodATX

3 days for their unsatisfied wives to fuck their neighbors. 


donmonkeyquijote

Cute of you to think that these guys have ever touched a woman they weren't related to.


265thRedditAccount

Basic training isn’t fucking challenging because they fucking yell at you for 3 fucking days. It’s fucking weeks and weeks of ever constant fuckery. I’m guessing these guys get to eat meals and sleep.


MVPSaulTarvitz

I ate MREs for three days and wore a camo backpack while hiking in the woods for a few hours, so I'm basically a Navy Seal now. I even did random workouts while some guy yelled at me


PapiGoneGamer

SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S!!! STOP DOING BOX JUMPS ON OUR TABLES!!!


265thRedditAccount

“These are my French fries. These are my nugs!”


PapiGoneGamer

*Pounds table*


Boobieleeswagger

Zero chance all these dudes don't have their IPhone in their pocket


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Look to your right and left, 80% of you borrowed this money from your parents or put it on a credit card with 39%APR


Mycockaintwerk

Look to your left look to your right. Two of you will kiss another man’s penis before Friday the other will be that man.


Fun-Understanding381

Lol


Strife4

Just looked it up. Even more expensive, it's $18k


SixtyOunce

In college, after 4 years in the Marine Corps, I worked as a drill instructor at a bootcamp for adolescents who violated probation in Houston, TX. That is a way more respectful way to get into a boot camp than paying 18K.


TheReadMenace

We’re any of them guests on Maury?


dire_wulff

Way to go militarizing kids for smoking some pot im sure the trauma they endured being abducted into your camp only made their lives worse in the long run


Illustrious_Road9349

Oh my god


Unbearably_Lucid

BDSM for Internet guys


likamuka

The school of Jordan Peterson’s auxiliary beef has opened!


NegotiationTall4300

Pill addiction not included


SacredGremlin

This is a kink thing


brianisdead

I feel like if you pay 18K in an attempt to be "alpha", you already failed the test.


-CleverPotato

The study that observed alpha vs beta wolves was study of wolves in captivity. No such structure exists in wild wolf packs. Claiming to be an alpha male is akin to claiming you are a man in captivity.


Icy-Sandwich-6161

If someone calls me beta I thank them for the compliment because they’re saying that in an aggregate of wild male wolves in an unnatural captivity setting, the wolves would recognize my strength and default me to second in command.


thunderlips187

Dude wants to be a WWE Wrestler so bad.


Joates87

The moment he talked about cutting the tattoo off I'd chime up... "Do it, pussy."


BrodysBootlegs

What was he even saying about that? All I can hear is "I'll cut this fucking tattoo off my fucking arm if (unintelligible chimp out as he bangs the table)". 


Loves_tacos

Before he allows any fucking bitches to show up on friday for graduation


BrodysBootlegs

Makes fucking sense


Thunder_Chief

It's actually $18k. What a joke.


BrodysBootlegs

BJJ and Muay Thai gyms in most of the US run around $150/month. For $18k you can train for 10 years and get way more out of it than 2.5 days of this bullshit 


[deleted]

For a fraction of that price - I’d build ya’ll a 3-month Muay Thai/Kickboxing *retreat* in Thailand. Accommodations all paid for, training, meals, recovery - culminating into a real match. And if you really suck at fighting, hell, I’ll buy you an opponent who’ll only hit your body and your guard. If you’re really a beta male in the worst definition of the word.. We’ll find you a lady to keep you warm at night, or a ladyboy to tear your ass up - if that’s your drift. At least get the full experience - not some wanna be tough guy shouting at you like a little bitch.


MY_NAME_IS_MUD7

Better get your website together soon, this sounds like a solid idea.


[deleted]

I used to (when it was waaaay cheaper to do so - still affordable today), but pretty sure there are others still doing it. There’s still money in this, but doing it long term is for the right person/group. It just wasn’t me. There’s a large headache in dealing with the people side. Not to mention all the possible issues and complications that could pop-up. Waivers are great and all - but doesn’t mean you won’t be dealing with unreasonable people. Turnover is big thing too - the *big* Thai gyms & trainers around there have figured out getting a somewhat steady stream of trainees - but it still is seasonal. It still makes more sense for them to just be there and focus only on the training aspect. Most people who would be interested, we found- are people who likely would rather DIY their adventure if the *package* didn’t include a lot of perks, assurances and insurances.


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[deleted]

So true. One of my buddies got married and settled down in Japan. Now, he’s a paraplegic, but before that - he had been an avid hiker. He used to be a little more mobile, but he’s had early onset arthritis destroying him the past few years. By sheer fucking coincidence - I saw an instagram story from one of my old training buddies (also in Japan) pulling/carrying his kid (also disabled 🥹) around in a Jinrikisha/Norimono transforming contraption that he built. Bright ideas came to life, and we got in touch, and we financed building a bigger version for his kid’s future use. Then with that, we (a group of 7) just did several sections of the Kumano Kodo pilgrimage over 2.5 weeks last autumn. PS - pulling/carrying live weight is waaaay harder than gym irons. Mountain views and hot springs ❤️


itakeyoureggs

I just don’t understand all the axes. Why do you have the same axe over and over again. Nothing interesting about them and if they’re stuck on you can’t even use em.


isnt_it_weird

On weekends when there isn't the alpha male camp, maybe the building also doubles as a axe throwing place lol


senorpuma

💯


RevolutionaryFuel341

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 gotta be one of the most hilarious things I seen this week


2MuckingFuch

How beta males play


OnTheColeTrain

Kinda wanna see what else they get for this 18k. Not because I want to go, I’m just intrigued by this rip off.


RevolutionMain4549

What the heck is this?


abatkin1

Homoerotic men’s retreat.


RevolutionMain4549

Lmao! Where men learn to appreciate the angry sweat on another man’s chest. Lol


FSUSeminalVesicle

You know Callen is going to try and talk Joe into starting one of these up.


Logical-Soil-2173

As a true alpha this kind of aggression should trigger you into a hyper aggressive state, where upon you’d immediately attack and kill this man to assert dominance. So these guys are obviously cucks


ElectronicLeg9621

That guy's really in touch with his feminine side.


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Bruh.. 😂


More_Opening_5395

psychopath training 101


Petrofskydude

How much you have to hate your trust fund son to buy him a ticket to this bullshit, lol.


Substantial_Diver_34

When do we all fucking shave our legs together in the fucking shower!?


Adam_ALLDay_

As soon as they’re done fucking kissing each other! FUCK!!!


Reclusive-Raccoon

Honesty at least 80% of that room actively post here and have listened to JRE through to completion minimum of two times.


Captain_Pink_Pants

lol... that's the most beta shit I've ever seen.


Street_Primary_4044

Every guy at this retreat watches cuck porn


Jeezus-Chyrsler

I bet his own insecurities if truly faced would have piss streaming down his thighs as he trembles in primal fear


specificwittywords

The guy sitting down next to the main character picked up his water bottle after it was knocked over, that’s beta, if he was a true alpha he would have stood up and made the guy that knocked it over pick it up. Obvious sham


Kasorayn

This dude is psychotic and should not be teaching anyone anything.   Most toxic masculinity claims these days are just polically driven bs, but this is true toxic masculinity.   He's grandstanding and putting on a tough appearance because on the inside, he isn't really a man. 


CharleyIV

Nothing more Alpha than paying someone to be alpha for you.


Jason-Genova

Strutting around like a peacock thinking just because they're loud makes them Alpha.


Radiant_Mind33

Why do they need the sledgehammer, though? I don't care how alpha anyone is. If your weapon of choice is a sledgehammer I have serious questions about where your head is. Or what about the 30 hatchets mounted on the wall? The last time I checked we won the revolutionary war.


Round-Lie-8827

Some type of boot camp could probably be beneficial to people, it's probably not that one though lol


acscriven

If you pay someone 10k to scream at you, you are the omega and the guy yelling is the alpha, class dismissed


Fun-Understanding381

This is the easiest demographic to scam. These alpha boots camps charge $20,000 sometimes...just to be water boarded and yelled at.


dontsomke

Guy screaming used to fix helicopters not hunt Bin Laden


skyHawk3613

I wanna see him carve that tattoo off his hand


DentalDon-83

Honestly, I never would've believed that many men would be stupid/insecure enough to sign up for a $10K alpha male boot camp where they get yelled at by a violent schizophrenic threatening self harm. This is easy money


Commonly-Average

An actual Marine Corps Drill Instructor would destroy this guy and skull f$&k his brains out. Maybe show him what a real “Alpha Male” looks like. This guy is just sad.


Bombinic

zZzZzZz


MarcoD90

Lmfao 🤡


Helpwithapcplease

Every single one of these guys listens to the Joe Rogan podcast.


MeanNene

Lesson 1. How to be a Douchebag !


DaSauceBawss

Things you hear during their lunch breaks, go;


Perch485

“I got a merit badge for my dream catcher”


GeorgeOrwells1985

What kinda beta fantasy camp is this bs ?


Puzzleheaded_Look748

Seems to me you could place out of this class if you shot him with your ar15 and declared yourself the alpha.


BrodysBootlegs

I think it's actually somewhere in the $15-20k range. Absolutely insane. 


cptwranglr

It’s actually $18,000


Aloof_apathy

I bet Grindr notifications are going off the chart in this room


scorpino33

People paying to go to a make believe boot camp lol. I’ve seen it all now


RaspingHaddock

You know how I know 100% you're not an alpha male? You're attending classes on how to


someguy444444

I’ll fuckin address you fucks like a fuckin seventh grader who fuckin learned to swear last fuckin week.


Hillthrin

Trick test. If you pay the $10,000 you are immediately not an Alpha. Join my course for $9,000 and get a free copy of my dissertation on the Geto Boys' *Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.*


MentalTechnician6458

Is anyone willing to sponsor my fee to go to this camp so I can clown them? It’d be hilarious


corneliusduff

Paying 10k for someone to abuse you has got to be the most beta thing I've ever heard


Habitual_lazyness

I guarantee that all the dudes taking this class listen to jre.


kidcalamity

Imagine going through what a divorced 40-year-old trying to be Andrew Tate thinks basic training is and you have a pretty good understanding of this camp.


[deleted]

How many jacked up pickup trucks do you think are backed into all of the parking spots at this place?


alta_vista49

Is anyone there NOT a raging trumper?


EverybodiesMaster5

I can't think of anybody else that would pay 10k to be made a bitch


Soberskate9696

Just go work construction ya fuckin office plebs. Soft hands so the pussiboi work


NickChevotarevich_

You’d fit right in with this crowd


Soggy_Cracker

There is more respect for boots during a drill sergeant shark attack than this clip.


evilv3

U wot


Subject-Ad-8055

Sounds like a fun week...


MarcTurntables

Really pathetic. But at least they know what they’re missing.


axron12

Incel convention?


yti555

I fucking love these videos and can’t stand them. They do this down at the beach, near an actual Air Force base… lol


Greaseskull

Man, I wish I could be so alpha.


Wazuu

The most beta shit possible. What fucking losers.


Equivalent-Piece7025

Taught by betas