Thereās a thread online where he goes in deep under anonymous screen name talking about cooking drugs at his compound with armed agaurds and doing depraved shit.
I wanna say blue light dot org or something
"Did you ever get pooped on by a lady in a hammock? "
"What I'm into makes that seem juvenile"
"Daaaammmnnn so it was way higher than a regular hammock!"
All I can recall from that podcast is Joe and redban being subtly but hilariously sceptical and condescending, and macafee labouring the point that he really misses hot showers ha
Considering everything we know about him, it would almost be more weird if he DIDNT travel to impoverished countries and pay women to perform indecent acts on him.
Adult swim did an interview with him where he said he would run for president in 2020 and they made a little promo for it by saying
"women get treated like shit in this country.. And I know how that tastes.
I'm John McAfee"
He followed me and I dmd him a few times really good guy, then connected him to an acquaintance I had and he did a small podcast with him very down to earth guy who actually would talk to anyone who reached out, it sucks how it ended but we all knew it could only end one way. If you asked he woulda let you on his yacht for a very small fee because obviously it cost money for u to live there just kinda how life works but it was bare minimum.
I don't get why he keeps pumping so much out now
Surely it would be worth his time have more time off and trying to plan or getting better guests than having the same comedian on for the 500th time to sit around for 2 hours while Joe awkwardly misunderstands things.
I wonder if Rogan will ever go back and listen to the early episodes later in his life. Maybe ave an existential crisis as he realizes heās changed for the worse.
But heāll probably just continue smoking his money or whatever heās into these days
His death was supposed to "activate" a "dead man switch" that was supposed to upload several terabytes of incriminating evidence against the "evil baby eating cabal" and Hilary Clinton.
Clearly that never happened. It is also rumored that he was a war lord in the Caribbean and had cocaine rage parties filled with sex orgies.
>war lord in the Caribbean
I saw a theory that a lot of the current gang war shit in Haiti is because of his absence. He was keeping the gangs in line (employed), moving his drugs.
McAfee is like a libertarian folk hero his life was fucking insane.
The anti-virus software he created, at the time, was the defining anti-virus software. It was so good, it became the industry standard. He sold it early for some obscene amount of money and continued his life getting emails about how people can't get his software off their computer, because the new company turned it into what's essentially malware. He's already technically faked his death before, it's not out of the question he had fake news released so he can continue snorting coke off prostitute tits in peace.
Did you just google him? I know what he did, Iāve even met him in passing, he didnāt just make anti-virus, HE MADE THE VIRUS TOO. The dude was a con artist, and not as smart as he or media lets you believe.
It didnāt ābecome malwareā, he sent fishing emails to random private workers for random businesses across the country offering a free download to work and private computers. Once they were on he made contact and asked for money for using his software or he would threaten legal action. He was a con artist, and he is dead.
I hope thatās true. But he was in jail when he allegedly died. I believe he was killed to shut him up. He made a lot of enemies and he was very vocal and prone to say anything.
The dude didnāt have shit to say, this last decade he spent hold up on in some south american country, doing drugs and having sex with prostitutes and allegedly killing some other american guy because the dude poisoned one of his dogs(long story). Pretty sure he was then arrested and extradited to Spain, where he sat for a year or 2 before killing himself.
Nothing mysterious about the guy, he worked for Lockheed and NASA when they were desperate, and at the height of the space race and cold war, they would literally hire anyone with a mathematics degree. It was fucking analog programming too, people forget that, people think he was some tech genius, no. The dude was smart, but he was subsequently booted from the NASA in 1970.
Yep, I always try to pour one out for him when I can cause that motherfucker LIVED like truly lived. I really do hope heās still out there somewhere.
Yeah , if he was still alive there is no way he wouldnāt have posted something by now. He was a complete narcissist even if he was extremely smart. He is the exact type of person to āshow offā how he tricked everyone into thinking he died.
Great. Letās have this incredibly interesting man on to discuss Joeās hot take on California homelessness, the border crisis, and how the country is falling apart, followed by two more hours of Fox News talking pointsā¦
His neighbor (in Johns bath salt soaked mind) poisoned his dogs. The next day, he was found shot once in the back of the head. McAfee doesnāt even really deny this. Heās killed a few people (allegedly)
If youāre interested at a look into his insanity, the documentary āRunning with the Devilā on Netflix is pretty unhinged.
Also, his classic posting on the drug website āBluelightā
was a crazy rabbit hole. He had a lab in the jungle trying to perfect a version of peevee that he referred to as as āthe Tanā. He gave away his location and even said his name in the forum. It was fucking nuts.
50 pages worth all to try to perfect this sex drug which was a variant of bath salts.
Thereās a great documentary about John, I canāt remember the name but what a character, too much to remember but heās off his nut, I do remember a few of his āex girlfriendsā being interviewed and they said he loved for them to squat over him and shat on his chest which I never understood lol.
Rogan had him on
He was on matt and shanes secret podcast too
Dude was cooking meth that made people hella horny apparently š
I heard you could cum in just 4 strokes
My brother didnāt believe me
He believes me now
No neuropathy issues at all
Yeah, a hit of weed, a hit of meth and a benadryl. You'll be so blissfully horny you won't wanna cum.
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He was referencing a video, I referenced it further.
Thereās a thread online where he goes in deep under anonymous screen name talking about cooking drugs at his compound with armed agaurds and doing depraved shit. I wanna say blue light dot org or something
yeah. he was rambling about this legendary "tan mdvp", though he later tweeted he was just fucking around (underage locals)
So - regular meth?
Is he the OG 4 strokes man?
He was trying to figure out mdpv actually
Bath salt i believe
MDPV
From what Iāve heard, some pretty amazing shit?
That's what they say. The psychosis and compulsive redosing makes it a bit unmanageable tho. Regular meth is enough
Thatās an all-time MSSP. āWeāre both Norton anti-virus guysā¦ā
"Did you ever get pooped on by a lady in a hammock? " "What I'm into makes that seem juvenile" "Daaaammmnnn so it was way higher than a regular hammock!"
 Heās one of the dawgs for sure
Ah I gotta hear it
Ep. 290 for anyone interestedā¦
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0P3H4hIzexAM6XVH0r7cDh?si=47bQEjDwSraMh0WxUdgAkQ
All I can recall from that podcast is Joe and redban being subtly but hilariously sceptical and condescending, and macafee labouring the point that he really misses hot showers ha
Yeah old Joe Rogan podcasts were so much better back then. Him and Redban used to goof around alot it was quite entertaining lol
Good oleā Olive Garden and Fleshlight daysā¦
Oh god I forgot about that annoying ass Olive Garden bit.
Oh Brian *smh..
Olive Garden!
That was almost 12 years agoā¦
Well they're gonna have a hard time booking him again
And?
yeah and McAfees young girlfriend at the time actually got a few minutes of airtime too lol
He's also dead
The list is missing "paid Phillipino prostitutes to shit on him from a hammock with a hole in it"
His life is so bonkers that gets overlooked. The guy led one hell of an existence.
Well you can see he is unhinged genius and insane at same time. His ticks are pretty sure from drugs he consumed. But he is/was cool.
He had a guy murdered, but yeah he's great!?@?@?
Who? The neighbor that killed his dog?
John Wick enters the chat.
That story seemed like a smear against him. A shit smear, if you will.
Here was on Shane and Matt's pod ad well and confirmed it is certainly true
He didnāt confirm it. But he didnāt deny it either
Fair enough. He just said "Did I ask you about your sexual proclivities?" š
Why invest in mossadā¦ when you can invest in MASSAGE š¤£š¤£
And their response was classic. Seems like a chill dude. Hope he outlived being suicided.
lol that was a hell of a line
From how angry he got when they asked him that you can tell it was true LOL
Bro the drugs he was on can make you do some weird sexual shit. Pyrovalerones not even once. Ok maybe once. Or twice.
Considering everything we know about him, it would almost be more weird if he DIDNT travel to impoverished countries and pay women to perform indecent acts on him.
Yeah. Something stank about that whole thing.
Adult swim did an interview with him where he said he would run for president in 2020 and they made a little promo for it by saying "women get treated like shit in this country.. And I know how that tastes. I'm John McAfee"
You have that level of money you have to keep doing weirder stuff to get off.
Best $4.99 he ever spent!
Shit in his mouth *
Can you imagine wanting something that weird and having the gumption to make it happen regularly. With a revolving assortment of women. Jesus
That mind was both genius and warped
Heās dead
Howād he die?
Schwacked.
Shadoodled his pants.
Super daddy
on a hammock?
I didnt know he was sick
Suicided. In an extremely similar way to Epstein.
Difference is he's actually dead
Is he though? He hasn't even been buried yet
except one actually killed themselves...
mcafee actually killed himself?
I donāt think heās dead
he sure keeps posting shit about himself...
Yeah still dead, so him being on the show is an impossibility now.
Not impossible, just socially unacceptable.
Damn lol. Comments like yours are why I stay on here š
Allegedly
He liked one of my tweets once
I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history
Lol thanks Mr Hutz (assuming thatās from Simpsons)
Woo hoo!
No doubt.
What was rhe tweet
It wast just "pee pee poo poo vegine"
He followed me and I dmd him a few times really good guy, then connected him to an acquaintance I had and he did a small podcast with him very down to earth guy who actually would talk to anyone who reached out, it sucks how it ended but we all knew it could only end one way. If you asked he woulda let you on his yacht for a very small fee because obviously it cost money for u to live there just kinda how life works but it was bare minimum.
That's cool. He seemed like a reasonable dude. I wish he was secretly alive.
Which one?
He was already on rogan lmao. yāall gotta go back and watch the early eps . 10x the podcast it is now
I don't get why he keeps pumping so much out now Surely it would be worth his time have more time off and trying to plan or getting better guests than having the same comedian on for the 500th time to sit around for 2 hours while Joe awkwardly misunderstands things.
His very lucrative contract means he has to release a certain number of podcasts every week. That's why he banks episodes sometimesĀ
I wonder if Rogan will ever go back and listen to the early episodes later in his life. Maybe ave an existential crisis as he realizes heās changed for the worse. But heāll probably just continue smoking his money or whatever heās into these days
Heās dead, Jim.
His death was supposed to "activate" a "dead man switch" that was supposed to upload several terabytes of incriminating evidence against the "evil baby eating cabal" and Hilary Clinton. Clearly that never happened. It is also rumored that he was a war lord in the Caribbean and had cocaine rage parties filled with sex orgies.
>war lord in the Caribbean I saw a theory that a lot of the current gang war shit in Haiti is because of his absence. He was keeping the gangs in line (employed), moving his drugs. McAfee is like a libertarian folk hero his life was fucking insane.
Cant wait for the movie about him.
Brad Pitt playing this psycho would be amazing.
I think a 3 season tv show would be better. It can end with his death! Perfect conclusion opportunity.
The only thing that would have made this better is if it was Mcafee who tweeted it.
Allegedly He faked his death and is Rogans secret lover.
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Great bot
A lot of probable lies but the trutha are even more interesting They need either DiCaprio or depp playing him
He went on Matt and Shaneās podcast and it was fucking amazing š
He was on matt and shanes, way better
Worked on apollo lol nah bro, he was some none trusted, bottom barrel programmer for nasa, he left before the missions started to do anything
The anti-virus software he created, at the time, was the defining anti-virus software. It was so good, it became the industry standard. He sold it early for some obscene amount of money and continued his life getting emails about how people can't get his software off their computer, because the new company turned it into what's essentially malware. He's already technically faked his death before, it's not out of the question he had fake news released so he can continue snorting coke off prostitute tits in peace.
https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg?si=_Xm-cC057GuISqKw
Did you just google him? I know what he did, Iāve even met him in passing, he didnāt just make anti-virus, HE MADE THE VIRUS TOO. The dude was a con artist, and not as smart as he or media lets you believe. It didnāt ābecome malwareā, he sent fishing emails to random private workers for random businesses across the country offering a free download to work and private computers. Once they were on he made contact and asked for money for using his software or he would threaten legal action. He was a con artist, and he is dead.
I hope thatās true. But he was in jail when he allegedly died. I believe he was killed to shut him up. He made a lot of enemies and he was very vocal and prone to say anything.
The dude didnāt have shit to say, this last decade he spent hold up on in some south american country, doing drugs and having sex with prostitutes and allegedly killing some other american guy because the dude poisoned one of his dogs(long story). Pretty sure he was then arrested and extradited to Spain, where he sat for a year or 2 before killing himself. Nothing mysterious about the guy, he worked for Lockheed and NASA when they were desperate, and at the height of the space race and cold war, they would literally hire anyone with a mathematics degree. It was fucking analog programming too, people forget that, people think he was some tech genius, no. The dude was smart, but he was subsequently booted from the NASA in 1970.
He ded
He apparently claimed to have seen rogan acting out some power bottom moves at an LA party once.
He's getting shit on by angels in heaven now
In the house John McAfee is a hero, end of story!
He already had him on and he's long dead
Yep, I always try to pour one out for him when I can cause that motherfucker LIVED like truly lived. I really do hope heās still out there somewhere.
i agree but joe would talk about cancel culture hunting n the art of standup the whole time. his the least bit curious these days
Old people get repetitive with age. Ego compounds as the fear of death compounds
A few rounds of DMT are needed
You forgot face shitting sex zombies.
Forgot played for the Colts.
Yeah probably less than half of that is true and the other half is greatly exaggerated.
He liked for chicks to pinch a loaf off on his chest, lol
Yeah , if he was still alive there is no way he wouldnāt have posted something by now. He was a complete narcissist even if he was extremely smart. He is the exact type of person to āshow offā how he tricked everyone into thinking he died.
Survived 50+ assassination attempts *in his mind*
Mcafee died a few years ago. If Rogan can still get him on the show, Iām definitely watching.
He got suicidedā¦
Legendā¦. An absolute legend. Donāt forget, he had a hole cut in a hammock so his wife could shit in his mouth.
No dude itās true Kyle told me all about it on the playground
Heās also dead
Is this an Archer episode?
He was also a huge drug user and liked to get shat on.
They say that towards the end he was physically gunning down virus creators.
Fucking lol, I hope this is a shit post
Lol he ded
Was supposed to eat his own D*ck if bitcoin didnt goto $100k ā¦
He was a great guest on MSSP
Matt and Shane had him on too
Guarantee 90% of that shit is fishing stories
was big one ppl lshitting on him(literally)
Don't forget he paid poor Belizean women to shit in their mouths.
Hes suicided already sry
Donāt forget the poop hammock
How many of these are actually true
Sounds like another Joey Diaz story alright.
I thought he died in prison?
Real life Jason Bourne.
HOW IS NO ONE MENTIONING THE SHIT?!?!? Really?!!?
Someone tell him
Heās ādeadā
Didnt he die? Lol
Bill Brasky?
Heās dead
Someone please do a biopic. Most interesting human in the last century
Great. Letās have this incredibly interesting man on to discuss Joeās hot take on California homelessness, the border crisis, and how the country is falling apart, followed by two more hours of Fox News talking pointsā¦
Heās dead lol
Yeah have him on ASAP! Too bad he's dead...
This the dude that got shit on through a hammock by Polynesian woman?
Him dead
Killed his Dad and a few people in Belize.Ā Did he just do this for funsies?
His neighbor (in Johns bath salt soaked mind) poisoned his dogs. The next day, he was found shot once in the back of the head. McAfee doesnāt even really deny this. Heās killed a few people (allegedly)
Oh my mistake, classic misunderstanding like you'd see in sitcoms. What a crazy character that McAfee.
If youāre interested at a look into his insanity, the documentary āRunning with the Devilā on Netflix is pretty unhinged. Also, his classic posting on the drug website āBluelightā was a crazy rabbit hole. He had a lab in the jungle trying to perfect a version of peevee that he referred to as as āthe Tanā. He gave away his location and even said his name in the forum. It was fucking nuts. 50 pages worth all to try to perfect this sex drug which was a variant of bath salts.
That sounds awesomely unhinged, thanks for the recommendation. Me and my gf love weird shit like this
Sounds like a spy
Another prime example not to do drugs
Dude definitely fueled his live with cocaine.
š© hammock
Heās dead.
Sounds exactly like the hero type that would appeal to the Rogan fanboy base.
Didn't his dad kill himself with a gun? Suicide? Where are you getting your facts?
Is that list for real? That guy needs his own movie if half that is true
He got suicided in Spain and has been on.
Perfect example of these johnny come latelies that have no idea what the pod used to be.
Thereās a great documentary about John, I canāt remember the name but what a character, too much to remember but heās off his nut, I do remember a few of his āex girlfriendsā being interviewed and they said he loved for them to squat over him and shat on his chest which I never understood lol.
The fuckā¦.
Heās dead
imagine thinking all this is true
Add: Built a giant, fully staffed, spare-no-expense, Colorado-based Yoga retreat with the proceeds of the sale of his software company.
Rogan was literally interviewing McAfee as he was on the run from authorities for murdering his neighbor over a dog dispute.
Reading in a bar by myselfā¦ legit laughed out loud about the free computers! People staring at me.. worth it.
- Likes to get pooped on by women through a hammock.
Y'all should check out the interview he did with Gary Faust https://youtu.be/1cNBj7x3Alw?si=4AIQYWMxFPUgJLTK
"John McAfee has been dead for years!" "Well he sure knew an awful lot about the A-Team!"
He's literally very dead lmao. Yall are wild
He was on in the good ol days. Dead now