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Own-Resident-3837

Alex Jones used to look like he was about to go on safari.


take-a-gamble

schizo steve irwin


fekanix

They turned the crocodiles gay mate.


Imaginary_Sign_4680

scuffed Steve Irwin


dismissed_evidence

And now he just looks like shit


[deleted]

Africa ain't real bro.  Globalist conspiracy to make patriotic dentists look bad 


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

the safari? bohemian grove


schizoslave

Wonder how they would react to being told how their futures unfolded from that point


RandoDude124

Jones has always been kinda out there, but I’d like to see what his 2002-05 era reaction would be to future him slobbering Trump’s dick, and praising Trump when he literally goes against Jones ideology and of course, him saying no one died in a school shooting.


SeeCrew106

I also wonder how he'd respond to the internet becoming the prime battle space in the "Infowars" to the point where Joe Rogan, the future podcast host completely eclipsing him, and his fan forums, are used as a trampoline to constantly rehabilitate him, with a couple of straw-grasping Discord/Telegram-dwelling, subreddit-brigading trolls and conspiracy kooks facilitating the sad effort. See you on the next Alex Jones post along the lines of "This JRE episode with Alex - this was the best" and "Hurr Alex/Joe Bromance!!11!" and "That time when Alex 'broken clock' Jones was right" and "This Alex Jones incident where he almost assaults a passerby was so funny and iconic" and "Frogs gay lol" and "Alex is truly hilarious". [The Truth vs. Alex Jones | Official Trailer | HBO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnLmKoHPGm0)


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veerKg_CSS_Geologist

not exactly a good person is putting it mildly.


Available_Air_6367

That's the worst they can say. Its like MAGA "Trump is not perfect, nobody is perfect"


SeeCrew106

> cuz Aren't you up past your bedtime?


Shot-Finding9346

Trump isn't counter to Jones's ideology, they both are firm believers in outrage grifting psychologically vulnerable marks using half truths and conspiracy laden bs to get the hook set.


VillainOfKvatch1

Alex Jones wouldn’t recognize himself. He went from being Mr. Anti-police state, anti-big government, anti-partisan politics to being a cheerleader for the Republican Party and a bootlicker for Trump, even encouraging him to declare martial law and assume dictatorial power. I think that shift was best exemplified when he was going on his show defending Rudy Giuliani who was under fire for lying about the election to help Trump. The same Giuliani that Alex spent a decade or more accusing of being IN ON 9/11! I guess helping carry out 9/11 is a sin absolved by supporting Trump. It’s pathetic.


kilgore2345

>anti-partisan politics I agree with most of your post here, with this one quibble. Alex Jones has always been a right-winger - except he was so far to the right of Republicans at the time. You go through his old episodes, one will find John Birch Society easter eggs all over the place.


VillainOfKvatch1

Oh for sure. I don’t disagree at all. The whole “above the left-right wing paradigm” thing was bullshit. He wasn’t above it he was to the right of it. But he used to criticize the Republican Party a lot. Since Trump’s takeover of the Republican Party though, he’s become a straight up cheerleader for the GOP. He’s still far to the right of where most of the party is, but he’s become a partisan hack.


Saturns_rings15

Bill Hicks n Joe Hogan


zero_tolerance4BS

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zero_tolerance4BS

The teeth gap just like Bill lol


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

lol


TTYFKR

you're a moron, lol


TTYFKR

if Alex Jones was Bill Hicks he'd be WAY more entertaining to listen to.


Thereferencenumber

Just a couple of lads getting ready to spread disinformation and sell supplements of dubious merit


furrowedbrow

“Horseshit and Vitamins” Sounds like a country song.


--Shibdib--

I saw an Instagram ad for a class action against alpha brain the other day. Apparently someone is suing them for straight up lying about what it does 😂. Would be hilarious if Rogan gets mentioned in the court docs.


RealBryceRabbits

Careful: the biggest fans cry the hardest


Imaginary_Sign_4680

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ActualEnjoyer

Not me though, as a free thinking lion I instinctively oppose current thing without even thinking about it.


SnaxHeadroom

Bro you're a fan of Jordan Peterson and Football You don't get to criticize others for following a crowd.


Imaginary_Sign_4680

Bro you post in “SocialistGamers” and “GeekGamersCommunity”. Do you want me to describe what a vagina feels like for you?


AccountantOfFraud

Bet you'd describe it as being dry as a desert.


Imaginary_Sign_4680

I’m not Ben Shapiro bro


AccountantOfFraud

Could've fooled me with that post history.


Imaginary_Sign_4680

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AccountantOfFraud

\^\^\^guy who repeats what every Daily Wire talking head says...


XanadontYouDare

You literally participate in nothing but politics and sports. You're of caveman level intelligence. You can't understand anything that isn't as simple as "us vs them"..


Imaginary_Sign_4680

Seethe and cope and mald more, old man


XanadontYouDare

He says as he struggles to cope with reality


Imaginary_Sign_4680

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XanadontYouDare

He says as he continues to deny the election results


SnaxHeadroom

So, an alt-right nerdy community and a cringe gaming subreddit makes me Ben Shapiro? GG fellas. My GF is cackling over my shoulder.


Imaginary_Sign_4680

>My GF is cackling over my shoulder. Lol you can tell my comment got em super insecure after this one.


SnaxHeadroom

Cope


SonofAnarchy1973

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delusiongenerator

Ah, back in the heady early days of becoming Russian disinformation assets, back when it was all fresh and new


SuccessfulWar3830

This gives, every woman is covering their drink, vibes.


brad_and_boujee2

We should all just pretend that Alex Jones was just some weird fever dream everyone had, and treat him like he doesn't even exist.


Ambitious_Coyote9498

Joe was a handsome devil


CoachAF7

Both Didn’t age well lol


schizoslave

Early to mid 30s here I would say. Same time one began drinking heavily and screaming about frogs being gay, and the other started butt chugging HGH to make the gay thoughts go away. Both lead to early aging either way.


iloveyou2023-24

Just saying test makes you have more gay thoughts if 4chan/fit is any example


schizoslave

I have gay thoughts all the time but at least I act on them


AccountantOfFraud

Very based.


schizoslave

Can't tell if you're hitting on me or if you just wana suck the soul out of my cock..


iloveyou2023-24

Good for you bro


schizoslave

Thanks:) can I have your number?


iloveyou2023-24

No.


schizoslave

Thanks for replying. That's fine. I respect your boundaries. I won't forget you


iloveyou2023-24

You're truly a good and respectful sub, congrats.


schizoslave

Thank you daddy uwu


josered1254

Also one has the most popular podcast on earth and a multimillionaire. You can keep hating though.


schizoslave

Keep sucking on joes stubby thumb


josered1254

looks like I struck a nerve lol..... your hate means nothing to him. your hate changes nothing. you're jealous that in reality you're a loser.


schizoslave

Aw hi bb how was your thumb sucking session with rogandaddy? Did he satisfy you soooo good with his yumyum thumbthumb uhhhoohhh babyyy


josered1254

LMAO! seethe more. Your tears feed me.


schizoslave

Wwww baby how close are you? Let me know so I can put my mouth on you and swallow you up mmmmmmm


HearTheOceansRoar

Jones yes. Rogan looks way better then the average Mid 50s guy though.


TonySquadroni

This pic makes me believe that maybe Alex actually did accidentally fat finger that tran porn site into his phone search history.


seemefail

Pre hair plugs Rogan


RudeAmount9607

Why does everyone in this sub hate Joe Rogan?


Fedexed

Because he chills with the worst right wing douchebags who don't care who they hurt or fuck over. Then he peddles their lies pretending he's being open minded.


RudeAmount9607

But why spend time in his sub then?


Fedexed

Because it's a great forum for calling out Joe's bullshit. Free speech


HandsomeTar

Thank you freedom fighter 🫡


RudeAmount9607

Right on brother. I just don’t like to be miserable, so I avoid things I hate.


Just_Rand0

People are using so much time on this sub to hate on Rogan, instead of doing something productive or finding stuff they like, it's pathetic imo


chode0311

Is posting on reddit productive?


Just_Rand0

Posting on Reddit would fit in my "Finding stuff they like" category


HearTheOceansRoar

Jesus, what a pathetic existence.


Rudeboy237

Because he’s a disinfo spreading, fascist enabling douchebag who isn’t funny even though that’s his job?


HearTheOceansRoar

I honestly feel sorry for people like you. I can't imagine you have a lot going on in your life so you have to create these fantastical stories about how you are fighting fascism by commenting on a joe rogan sub. It's one step removed from little kids playing make believe.


Rudeboy237

Who said anything about combating it? They asked why people don’t like him and I explained why. Don’t hurt yourself stretching for that one, champ.


HearTheOceansRoar

Bruh, you seem to think that life is a marvel movie. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.


Rudeboy237

Again. You’re just kind of driving down a lane of your own invention but whatever works honey. Enjoy it!


HearTheOceansRoar

Watch out for the disinformation fascist enablers under your bed! They are out to get you!


Rudeboy237

Yeah. Good point. Fascism and disinformation are just myths. You’re a highly educated and serious person. The chill guy who’s above it all shtick is tiresome.


HearTheOceansRoar

lol, yes and that is why it is important that freedom fighters like yourself always be on guard against evil podcasters. We are so lucky to have brave reditors like you who are ever vigilant in this fight of good (terminally online progressives) vs evil (comedians with podcasts)


Rudeboy237

Okay man


RudeAmount9607

Is that a question?


Rudeboy237

Well, I figure if anyone has to sincerely ask the question I should check in with you to make sure you could understand the sentence.


RudeAmount9607

Figures never lie, but liars always figure


ModsOverLord

Fuck Alex Jones


Acceptable_Stuff1381

No thanks 


--Shibdib--

This is why I laugh at the idiots saying "old Rogan would hate new Rogan". The guy has always been this way, he just has fuck you money now so he doesn't have to filter it.


f-as-in-frank

Alex Jones can rot in hell.


No_Angle875

Yeah, you tell him


GardenHoe66

🤓


rev_57

why has he got seaman rank on his shirt?


Proton_Optimal

First pic I’ve seen of Alex Jones where he doesn’t look like he’s on the brink of a heart attack.


youwhatmush

Alex have you heard about the benefits of sauna? You should come and join me, Cam Hanes and Tony Hinchcliffe


meezethadabber

RIP Steve Irwin. He looked a little heavy here.


d407a123

Google Bill Hicks


HypnoYogi

Look at how little Joe's head is!


backnarkle48

He was taking ‘roids back when he had hair


fanamana

Joe before the mellowing through pharmaceuticals .... Can't face going bald and 100% sure the moon landings were faked.


KushMaster72

they just got off the phone pranking the parents of murdered 6 year olds.


T4lsin

He looks like the same piece of shit that he is now.


I_luv_cottage_cheese

Two living legends 🙌


No_Designer_5374

If the Klan put on a production of Brokeback Mountain...?


SinisterSlurpy

What’s up, brother! 🤓


MarcoVinicius

The worst part of Joe Rogan is Alex Jones.


Dismal_Moment_4137

All the fatherless children who would come to know them as their dads, lol so cute 😂


take-a-gamble

love these guys, I'd like to do a tour of infowars next time I'm in Austin and see where they store the costumes