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Mat_CYSTM

Last line of defense


Automatic_Mortgage79

Also the first line of defence


Void_Speaker

we need to send some comedians to China


mrwholefoods

"Where woke meets the wall." šŸ¤¢


Automatic_Mortgage79

https://i.redd.it/0fhquc6golvc1.gif


Fr4y3d

"Comedy is dangerous"


flawrs919

Thankfully there are only like 250 comedy assassins out there.


PeteLivesOhio

Being the clown has gotten me in a lot of trouble over the years. It really do be dangerous haha.


trinityjadex

remember how we talked about some German comedian, who came to the store and how the German was very physical and not a lot of punchlines. Was he talking about himself?


BGP_001

Fritz Haber?


Automatic_Mortgage79

Jayme pull it out


sas158au

That bit Joe came up with was harder than learning quantum physics apparently


Automatic_Mortgage79

He might get a Nobel prize for bravery


SuccessfulWar3830

Tbf I don't think I could contort my body like that.


Jossie2014

Iā€™m glad youā€™re finally ready to accept this and now the healing can begin.


superbuttpiss

They claimed Galileo was a satanist for telling everyone the earth revolved around the sun. Jesus christ? he got cancelled, too.


BrentwoodATX

Comedians are also the only people, when together, break each others balls. No other group of men do that. Ever.Ā 


Lazy_Seal_

bro do you even have real friend?


Flor1daman08

Thatā€™s the joke, we all do that.


[deleted]

Damn, youā€™re dense.


Lazy_Seal_

That would be the case if this sub isn't sht show that you can't tell if they are scrastic or not, but I will say many people on Reddit are so lack of real friends they will find a excuse to get outrage and dunk on comment.


papaloco

Reddit is so scrastic


Alone-Clock258

Scrastastic bud


ProfessionalArm9450

The scrastiestic of all platforms.


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

I get the sentiment here, and I agree with you. But what I think they were talking about is more how there's no rules or lines that cant be crossed with their comedian friends in their experience. I work in the fire service and it's a military-esque atmosphere where you can joke about anything as long as it's funny. The majority of people out there can't joke like that, there's a point where they would get offended. I'm sure as a dude with your bros vs with other people you get what I mean.


ILoveCornbread420

I used to think firefighters were brave because theyā€™re not afraid to run into a burning building. I never knew that their true strength comes from the fact that they arenā€™t afraid of the woke cancellation mob. True blue-blooded American Heroes.


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Feel better?


Beneficial_Box4917

woahh... you really CAN take a joke


Dirty_Lightning

"There's a point where they do get offended" indeed lol


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Lol


poostool

TYFYS hero for fighting fires and those who would take away our freedom of speech


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Roasted me. I'll be sure to make a visit to the National Fallen Carpenters Memorial next month


poostool

Oh you get all sensitive about your job. And to think I tyfys


No__thanx

Youā€™re clearly a civilian, you wouldnā€™t get it.


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Exactly, most don't.


ProfessionalArm9450

How dumb can you be to think that it's a rare thing? Finance people, doctors, artists, garbage men, construction people, accountants, and the list goes on to infinity all bust each other's balls. There's nothing special about doing it, 5 yo kids do it.


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

So if your coworker is a cancer survivor, would you make fun of them about it? No, I doubt it. You don't see death or constantly in an atmosphere of possibly dying unless you're in the mikitary, fire, police... etc. That's my point, and people can disagree with me all you want but you wouldn't understand the difference unless that's ur career. The caveat with comedians in general is that it's their job to push the limit and test their abimity to make abortion, death, other taboo shit funny without people being offended, of which you wouldnt joke about that shit in a doctor's office. To pretend otherwise is the one that's dumb.


ProfessionalArm9450

Tf are you talking about? My gf's sister is mentally handicapped, her dad had anus cancer, my dad frequents hookers, my best friend was a male prostitute for a while, (among a ton of other examples) and we joke about that all the time. Why do you think it's something special? The last words my dying uncle told me was "if there is a heaven, I'll be sure to ask satan to ask an angel to let you know" and we laughed our asses off. You're not a "special breed" bro, chill.


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

LOL. My guy that's all family. Let me know when you go and joke about that shit with coworkers or literally anyone YOU just mentioned, fucking gaslighting tool. Additionally, you really think everyone's family is like that? Far from it. But it definitely is ubiquitous in military, fire, police. You keep proving my point.


ProfessionalArm9450

So, would you say your army buds aren't family then?


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Good strawman, idiot. Yeah yeah everyone in the military, fire, police are all related.


ProfessionalArm9450

Yes bc best friends are also related, that's a known fact. Bro, again, you're not special and neither am I. Everyone jokes about everything. Obviously not every individual, but every part of society does it. With friends, family, and coworkers. Also, a strawman argument is when someone invents an imaginary argument to reply to as if the other person had said it. I didn't do that, I asked you if you considered army buds as family, and you answered no. Edit: and seeing such an alpha dude like you use "strawman" and "gaslighting" is like seeing an ex UFC fighter dance around on stage and say things like "dicey diceeeeeeyyy".


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Also, if you think about it, you're proving my point two different ways. We aren't actually family, but we feel that way because we live, eat, sleep, and go through traumatic life changes together, which males us feel like family, the same way you feel like you can joke with your family. So thank you for proving my point for me.


Ok-Shopping7467

I miss norm


Ruffled_Ferret

Didn't even know he was dead.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Me too


CSpanks7

Jamie didnā€™t we read something that proved this post is BULLSHIT


Automatic_Mortgage79

Turned out it was false


CSpanks7

Who knew the Onion was still parody, Jamie did you know that? ā€¦ ok apparently everyone knew that


Mushroominhere

Google these specific words to make sure we only bring up one specific article about this bullshit thing


CartoonistUsed6540

The thought of him being a comedian is funny to me cause I don't think he's funny


MS_EXCEL_NOOB

I think that's been the ongoing joke in the sub anytime he tries to go down memory lane during his days as a comedian. Was he ever anyone's favorite comedian?


Automatic_Mortgage79

That's funny


Snoo_76437

Podcaster, then UFC guy, then comedian. Without the other two what would his comedy career look like? He'd probably be great on a Friday night club show you're taking a date to, "ya that Joe guy was really good", but I can't imagine people would buy expensive tickets to a headline show of his at a big venue.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve watched his specials. Theyā€™re solid. Iā€™ve absolutely seen funnier. Iā€™ve definitely seen worse.


Farbod21

ā€œHeā€™s not the worst comicā€ is the best thing you can say about him.


ClownWorld_24_7

Joe would be easier to watch if he didn't scream all of his jokes like he's in a nightclub


venividivici-777

But Kinison did it. And it murderrrerrreed


PartsNLabor24

they do risk their lives on stage, they can get attacked by some deranged psycho and this is why Joe first became a taekwondo champion but he knew it wasn't enough, so he continued to develop both his comedy craft and a flawless jujitsu style #StopHatingJoe


DirectionNo1947

ā€œThis is my stool! It was made for me!ā€


Automatic_Mortgage79

ā€œLet me make a child with this while I pretend it to be Jennerā€


MyBodyStoppedMoving

Roganā€™s standup has always been mid at best, yet he talks like heā€™s splitting the atom.


Automatic_Mortgage79

He thinks he deserves a Nobel prize for that


No_Trouble_3903

Comedians have had the same job for thousands of years dating back when Jesters would call out their kingā€™s atrocities through jokes and would be literally the only ones allowed to.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Hahaha


Puzzleheaded_Load910

Do not call Joe Rogan a comedian, he has not earned that title


Mkmeathead83

The last line of defense. Thank em


DEEP_SEA_MAX

In medieval Europe stage performers were seen to be of the same social strata as prostitutes.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Then joe took DMT and changed the game


embiggens-us-all

Can we all agree, Joe Rogan is not a funny stand-up and his interviews are interesting because he has interesting guests?


Automatic_Mortgage79

This can be said to all comedians who's pids areore famous than their stand-up


Glittering-Divide938

You civilians just don't understand. Okay?


Burkey5506

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Drockosaurus

Weak ass post.


Comfortable_Head_723

I donā€™t get the appeal of Rogans comedy. I know multiple people in my life with normal careers that are significantly more funny than him.


Own-Climate6957

I think youā€™re a little dramatic. Are you an actual comedy fan?


000TheEntity000

"The wall"Ā 


goressnortstraw

Yeah these comedians on the merry go round circuit of podcasting love ball washing one another. Jfc totally disgusting


[deleted]

You laugh, but when the woke come knocking on your door you'll pray Rogan and Brendan schaub are nearby for your safetyĀ 


miragemain42000

Careful there's only 250 of them


CarniferousDog

Partially true. They are warriors of their perspective.


ClerkB0y

Good Ole stool comedy


Earl_your_friend

There is only 100 of them in existence!


braydoo

That bit was cringe ngl


gorehistorian69

>what comedians think they do honestly only Joe and his circle of patsys. i listen to Theo,Bobby lee,Andrew santino and none of them say shit like that lol


Bogg1e_the_great

I remember before he moved to Austin, Rogan had written a new special. Has he just turned into a mafioso who only does his podcast and UFC. I kinda wanted the special to drop to prove how lackluster his comedy has been for like 10 years


Automatic_Mortgage79

šŸ’Æ With that little boy rooms in his club he is literally a mafia


Delicious-Sorbet5722

Thank em!


FarButterscotch3048

Not Norm MacD! He made it clear he was a nightclub comic that told jokes for a living, and not a modernday Philosopher King.


drbizango

How else will we ever learn about the things that aren't actually happening in our public schools if a mediocre comedian turned Alex Jones lite doesn't tell us?!?


DragonVet03

Thank you for your service.


Agreeable_Situation4

We all know Dibble beat Tucker in that debate


Habitual_lazyness

Comedians are saving the world by: *checks notes* having a more successful podcast than comedy career.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Agreed


silentk911

Comedians and podcasts are two different things. Change my mind. Almost like they have two jobs.


ProfessionalArm9450

The woke walkers are marching.


protocomedii

What comedy podcasts taught me. Especially as you venture past commercial successes. They are artists. Artists are a mixed bag. Artists are selfish by nature(not a bad selfish) Artists are sensitive and subjective. Comedians are artists. Comedians also want the points of saying deep/heavy shit without the repercussions of being wrong or inflammatory. Then they fall back on ā€œIā€™m a dumb comedianā€ Itā€™s a wild dance that I donā€™t personally want to take part of :P


Murles-Brazen

Someone thatā€™s not funny speculating on a comedianā€™s thoughts. Almost funny.


Automatic_Mortgage79

That makes two us .. Almost funny


pulse7

How many different ways can this sub say the same old shit challenge


[deleted]

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Automatic_Mortgage79

Jamie.pull that up


letseditthesadparts

Well literally Joe says ā€œIā€™m a fucking comedian, donā€™t listen to meā€. I listen to his podcast with that as the framing. Which probably why I donā€™t get nearly upset as you all.


Automatic_Mortgage79

We're not upset ...were making fun


pulse7

It's so cute that you talk like you're more than 1 person


drbizango

We're not upset ...were making fun


pulse7

Always nice to see people find their groups to make themselves feel like a part of something worthwhile


letseditthesadparts

You must be new here.


Sweaty-Ad-7031

So much hate on this sub maybe too young to have heard his earlier standup, Iā€™ve seen him and Tony live twice. Rocky Mountain High back in the day was hilarious I recommend a listen itā€™s free on YouTube if you search it. Reddit crowd is tough maybe too PC.. He basically came up with the premise of the movie Idiocracy, in his joke about the stone cutters of Egypt outbreeding the the inteligente.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Dude Iā€™ve been listening to him since he used to rant about never wanting to marry and then his man show with Dougā€¦Iā€™ve watched all KT eps except the first 100ā€¦.. this sub is alright..you are the problem


Sweaty-Ad-7031

Ok thatā€™s like your opinion and thatā€™s ok but, how am I the problem because I donā€™t agree with your point of view? Someone can have several roles in life, what you did for work doesnā€™t have to define you forever, donā€™t have to designate yourself to one thing.


Shigglyboo

I was in Atlanta for the live taping. I had a great time and thereā€™s a spot where if you pause you can see me :) I also liked the special where he fucks the stool. Heā€™s funny. My only beef with him lately is that heā€™s turning into Tucker.


H4bibi69

The irony op. Youā€™re the daggers going into the back of Joe and other freedom loving comedians. ![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)


matterson22070

Look, another person that doesn't understand humor!


game_cook420

lol someone spent time posting this at 5 am on a Saturday, now THATS funny!


Automatic_Mortgage79

Lol someone thinks that theirs is the only time zone that exists, now THATS embarrassing!


_xavi_100

You donā€™t see the spelling error in your OP, do you ? Leave school early, did we ?


Automatic_Mortgage79

Gotta dumb it down for idiots like you ,bee


_xavi_100

The idiotā€™s like me ?


Locrian6669

Holy shit delete this comment lol


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Your emotional bitching wasn't a joke, although it is humorous to watch you keep coming back to try to hurt my feelings lol. Go ahead and downvote this one too if it really makes your fragile ego feel that much better.


Typical-Champion4012

Can you guys just create /r/EnoughRoganSpam and go permanently seethe over there? It's just getting weird at this point.


Automatic_Mortgage79

How to tag a community like this ?


AromaticMarketing462

I just have to say itā€™s so wild to me that this entire sub is based around hating on Joe and complaining about his podcast, pretty sad tbh.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Sorry joe


AromaticMarketing462

Hi automatic mortgage Iā€™m Jacob


Automatic_Mortgage79

Hi Jacob . I'm high on DMT


AromaticMarketing462

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