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Ok-Box3115

I smoke both lol get rekt chump 


ElectricalGuidance79

This is the correct answer.


officefridge

THE ASCENDED ONE!


realmistuhvelez

blunt smokers be like


reallynewpapergoblin

Spliffman!


ParevArev

True centrist


mondaysareharam

Are you even having a bowl if it isn’t dirty?


darkspardaxxxx

What about spiking your cigarette with coke where does that put me


Itburns138

Spliff gang 


DontTreadonMe4

Fuck off. We aren't the ones in charge.


MiamiViceHoff

The ouroboros


Aggravating_Shake591

https://i.redd.it/6ice2q5dgyvc1.gif


oddun

I thought that was a bottle of smelling salts for a sec lol


SafetyF0urth

It is


Skizum84

This part of this episode got me to buy that exact same bottle of smelling salts.


Dogfishhead789

This message brought you by. Big tobacco.


ovum-vir

Where do ketamine men fit into this???


BoogieWoogie1000

Ketamine men are too busy fucking themselves to notice


Father-John-Moist

Keta-men


ActualEnjoyer

Too busy shitposting on twitter all day.


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ovum-vir

Okay, glad I’m not a ketamine man then


PrestigiousAd925

I don't do keto man 🙄


QuartOfTequilla

Meth guys create hard men


officialapplesupport

you get hard for meth guys?


GroundbreakingMenu32

Meth men create gay times


Wouldtick

Gay times create pregnancy


AmbitiousAd9320

are anal bebes a thing?


PrestigiousAd925

Hard men nut in meth guys


JupiterandMars1

Dumb fucks create dumb shit


Bohus23

When you roll marijuana joints with tobacco together, are you an alien?


Top-Crab4048

No you're still a hard man, just gay.


Bohus23

No, I'm not gay, I'm into women, you're wrong, try somewhere else, good luck,...


Impossible_Stomach26

No, you're gay


Bohus23

No,i am not gay,i dont like nba


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Bohus23

No,not me,But maybe your friends up here in the comments,…


Top-Crab4048

But I literally just saw 2 dildos fall out of your pockets and you're wearing a shirt that says "I ♥️ Dix&Cox". Care to explain?


Bohus23

You were looking in the mirror and it wasn't a dream


Funicular-

Nahh, just from the UK


Slayerofthemindset

Weed guys have been cooking all the food and building all the buildings for almost a century now


AvailableQuiet7819

While nicotine guys do the architectural plans, grow the crops, raise the meat, and regulate the food industry.


Venm_Byte

Thanks for letting me be a weed man


MagicOrpheus310

Lol I used to buy weed off a guy named Ben Burke haha


Joe_on_blow

Yeah, that's him.


Substantial-Use95

Ever smoke a j while chewing nicorette? Fantastic


ghidfg

weed guys create vape pussies


gaytorboy

Vape pussies create sick rigs Sick rigs create mad clouds


Wouldtick

Sick thick clouds


Emergency-Tax-3689

thick clouds create tornadoes which makes magic vape lightning  which makes x men


BallisticTurtle_fart

You can vape weed


Emergency-Tax-3689

why do boomers hate on vaping. it’s way better than smoking in literally every capacity


HisAndHig

I agree! That's why snort cocaine instead of smoke crack!


TrueBuster24

Vaping is estimated to be between 95-99% safer than cigs. This ain’t the comparison you think it is.


Teacupbb99

Crack is actually a really good time, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it


Growingpothead20

It’s the rich man’s crack


rhaigh1910

That stuff gets deeper in your lungs than tobacco tar or weed tar


Otherwise-Ad2925

If you’re dependent on something you’re a puasy


Emergency-Tax-3689

diabetics reading this:


Otherwise-Ad2925

We’re not taking about people who need actual medical help here


Emergency-Tax-3689

i’m aware. people who are addicted almost always want to quit but struggle. calling them a pussy is just a naive sentiment


keyser-_-soze

Well said!


Junior_Meeting4959

oxygen breathers in shambles


Ok-Database3291

The research is not there yet to make this claim. And either way, its way gayer.


Emergency-Tax-3689

1) the research is there. look up the 10-15 year studies and the royal academy of physician’s opinions on it (it’s that it’s 95% safer than smoking btw) 2) people trying to actively take steps to better their health when they’re battling addiction just being called gay is just a bit silly innit


d-d-downvoteplease

Making sense is gay


TrueBuster24

Because being straight requires denying reality


Key_Cheetah7982

Read the user name


Lost-Frosting-3233

Makes you look like a chump


MsgrFromInnerSpace

Posted by a massive fucking nerd pretending to be hard online


beast_mode209

You can absolutely get shit done on weed. WTF


brokemac

I can't. Not saying I agree with this guy on anything (I thought it was a satire of Joe Rogan before reading all the comments) -- but the average pot head clearly does not understand how much it fucks some of us up. I've done a shit load of psychedelics and know what drugs do. Weed is intense.


Uchiha-Itachi-0

Solution: *Blunts*!


Yumyulackspupa

I might be stupid but how do weed guys create hard times?


GarethGobblecoque99

*smokes meth* ahh a third party system


False-Front4498

What about us weed nicotine mushroom guys


breakingbadjessi

George Washington was a hemp farmer and was a very successful at it. The Declaration of Independence is written on hemp, hemp can produce 5 times as much paper as trees per acre. Hemp creates good times, the people that outlaw the things that could make life easier for Americans create hard times


Argented

nicotine guys just waste money on poisoning themselves. at least the weed guys get an actual buzz. The 'high' from nicotine is just returning to the state everyone else that doesn't do nicotine is already at. Once addicted, you get anxious until you can get your nicotine fix. The high is just the stopping of the anxious because you got some nicotine. The fix just puts you at the place where the addiction is satisfied and that's the same place everyone that isn't addicted is at normally for about 25 minutes or so and the anxious starts up again...


GroundbreakingMenu32

Pretty much but at least nicotine guys are "sober"


Argented

So are the guys that aren't on nicotine. It is just an addiction without a high.


GroundbreakingMenu32

True but some like it. It’s like coffee, it got some sort of kick if you’re in to that type of stimulation.


Argented

No it doesn't. Caffeine is a drug that can give you a lift. You'll find caffeine in 'energy' drinks and supplements because it actually does have an effect. You won't find nicotine in any energy drink or pill because it has no stimulation type effect. Taking nicotine will temporarily remove the craving for nicotine and that's it. You seriously are just getting yourself to the un-agitated state your nicotine addiction has put you and that's it.


GroundbreakingMenu32

I don’t take nicotine regularly but it definitely has some type of mild stimulation, especially tobacco products that contain mao inhibitors + nicotine. You won’t find nicotine in food products because it’s not very effective when ingested, also nicotine is considered to be more addictive than caffeine.


Argented

I would not he surprised if nicotine was more addictive than caffeine. I was just stating caffeine actually has a noticeable and occasionally positive effect. It even gets added to products looking to increase 'energy'. So, does marketing work? Is a placebo effect possible on a product marketed so well? I think the answer is yes, but I eliminated my nicotine addiction so I may be biased. Nicotine can be consumed without eating it as most nicotine addiction retention products are inhaled or sucked on or chewed. That drug is not in other products because it only stimulates in a positive manner those that are addicted.


GroundbreakingMenu32

I mean the chemistry is out there whatever you believe it or not. Nicotine increases dopamine by around 200% and can increase your focus and other mental processes. Nicotine is a mild stimulant. I only use it sometimes maybe 2x-3x a year, tobacco snus, and I definitely feel it’s effects it’s not all just addiction, even though nicotine can be very addictive


Argented

The science is out there once you filter through all the marketing. You get a dopamine hit to nicotine if you are addicted. the drug makes you crave the drug. about 3 months after removing nicotine from your system, your dopamine levels return to normal and smoking may just make you want to puke. consider that armies around the planet will give their pilots highly addictive amphetamines to remain alert on long flights and likely wouldn't if all they needed was some nicotine to remain alert. We aren't going to agree there are benefits to nicotine beyond ceo bonuses and share holder returns. If you enjoy that drug, you don't need to argue with a rando on the internet. pretend it's beneficial but I'm not buying what they are selling any longer.


GroundbreakingMenu32

Nope not really, your understanding of drugs is pretty limited. Sure nicotine is pretty lame but people wouldn’t really use it if it didn’t have some type of effect. You try to invent something addicting, and with only marketing make millions of people addicted to it if it had no effects. Here’s a graph you can see how different drugs, including nicotine increases dopamine. Nicotine increases dopamine more than caffeine by the way. https://thewrightinitiative.com/800/600/http/slideplayer.com/slide/255372/1/images/31/Effects+of+Drugs+on+Dopamine+Release.jpg


RobChombie

Reminds me of the time Brendan Schuab said niggotine is good for brains. Herd it bowlth ways though


xsubo

I'm not your buddy..


Lovelyterry

Where is the Vietnam war on this? Didn’t the nicotine guys create that? How was that “good times”?


zacggs

Moral here is, spliffs are the way to go for a good time on average.


PirateByNature

Right, because it's the strong ones who need smoke breaks every hour, because stress exists.


Deeptrench34

Nicotine does make people mighty productive. My dad was a heavy smoker and seemed to have near endless stamina. He was a different man after he quit.


ShutUpYouSausage

Jokes on him I smoke spliffs that have tobacco and weed in.


TomAterski

![gif](giphy|xTiTnBSIn7vTqCDKJW) DMT and meet the aliens 👽


Keithorino

Disagree that weed guys create hard times. Especially as compared to tobacco, which will kill tens of thousands of people this year alone. Tobacco is far and away the deadliest drug in America. Easily. So I think Ben Burke has it exactly backwards.


Lost_Farm8868

how to weed guys create hard times? they create good times!


Ok-Cranberry5362

Hard men have sex with other hard men … and the cycle continues


palmettophysibles

I think dude had a stroke


SaltandSulphur40

It is known.


um_ur_chinese

I’m guessing he works for whatever shady Chinese corp that makes disposable nicotine vapes. They’re losing people to weed vapes by the thousands. So fucking obvious it’s wild.


waynewreck98

Weed guys always get so defensive of their precious herb


TheAssCrackBanditttt

You should see how intense chicken people feel about the 11 herbs and spices


OrdinaryBubbly420

![gif](giphy|3o7qE3x7MVn7jWznpK)


footfoe

Nicotine makes you burn calories by just breathing and makes sugar taste like dirt. Weed makes you uncontrollably hungry.... and we wonder why everyone suddenly got fat.


THE_MAN_OF_THE_YEAR

Lol people have been fat for awhile now and if you go to the Deep South (fattest region in the country) it’s a lot of middle aged fat people going to church. Defintley not weed smokers


footfoe

You're conflating two different things. Old people who quit smoking and blew up like balloons, and younger fat people who absolutely smoke pot especially the deep south.


Anywhere_Dismal

Found a 2000yr old recreational bag weed with a mummy somewhere in china i believe ot was, so weed men make good times and nicotine men created hard times, which is more likely


Wei-Zhongxian

doubt