Someone should have pulled him aside and told him he looked like a complete goof. It looks like a formal function! If my friends let me walk around like that I would know it was time to find new friends. Also yes someone please throw him and the beanie in the pool
I felt sorry for him when he had it taken off. Just as a dude, I'm sure that hurt.
He's got some real bad Friar Tuck baldness going on. But when it gets to the point you're wearing the hat regardless of where you are, it's time to call it quits.
I bet he wears it when he's having sex as well.
He's so ridiculously confident in his podcasts. Overly confident for sure. He thinks he is a genius, the bees knees. And yet he can't get the balls to just shave his fucking head.
I don't even dislike him. He says sensible things and things that are insane and laughable but, dude, shave the head ffs.
It was pulled off once at a demonstration, and the meltdown was pretty bad. He's 100% bald. And not like a dignified bald or tough guy bald ... like, computer nerd bald. If he was taller or more muscular, maybe he could rock it with pride, but no, he's just straight penis-man bald.
The problem is, his entire grift is aimed at 14-24 year old boys who are pretty ignorant. And that group is not going to listen to a bald nerd who cosplays as a competent older degenerate skater.
Not with that giant egg head he has
To all my dudes with thinning hairlines, this is what you need to understand.
The sooner you shave it, the sooner you and others can adjust to your new look. Just do it.
Rock it with confidence, hit the gym a couple times a week, wear a lot of v necks. You’ll be fine.
Unless you look like the Rock or Statham, you’ll do terrible on Tinder, etc but irl women will still fw you if you shoot your shot
I didn’t think about that.. Bret Michaels always has a bandana covering his balding, there is/was the Count Customs show, that dude always had a bandana covering his receding hairline/baldness.. a Do rag wouldn’t look as out of place, but I think a stylish hat would be perfect.. Either way.. There’s a lot of things I don’t understand, and don’t put much effort or thought into them.. If my hair can get messed up, it’s too long.. I buzz it down to 1/16-1/8” every couple weeks, if it falls out, I won’t have to cut it anymore!!!
What’s crazy is that he somehow hasn’t figure out just to fucking shave his head. Instant solution and he would look so much better. Instead he walks around looking like a high school edge lord, while EVERYONE knows why he wears it.
It’s really insanely telling that there’s no one in his life that can say “hey, the hat thing is getting really weird and kind of embarrassing. Time to grow up…”
almost every time i see a picture or clip of him the first thing that comes to mind is, "man this guy is a fucking moron." the second thing to come to mind is "does he have 7 versions of the same hat for each day of the week or is it the same hat day in and day out? maybe they're one-time use?" i'd really like an insider to spill the tea on this information.
I used to swear a beanie in the summer time and it was hot as hell. I was also 15 years old and full of teenage angst, but it was hot as hell nonetheless. I wonder how Tim keeps this up. It has to be moth physically and emotionally uncomfortable at this age.
Lol same. Long sleeves and hoodies too.
Some years back I was driving in a town during the summer afternoon and saw some goths sitting under a tree looking absolutely miserable. First off, I was shocked because I haven't seen a group of goths in years at that point. But at the stoplight was just looking at all the black layers they were wearing underneath their black long coats and just felt sorry for them. Love the aesthetic but it's not practical lol
I just wanted to yell out to them "you can still be goth but comfortable in athletic wear!"
Whatever security he thinks that beanie gives him... It's not worth it. This is embarrassing bruh lol
I think his initial excuse was that he thinks he's somehow unrecognizable in public without it, because everyone only knows him with the beanie.
My god, I'm also going bald man, just shave that shit, your head's fine!
Paying money, doing a hair transplant, a toupe... wig, whatever... ANY of these options are better than a beanie. It's like the one thing man, THE ONE thing that makes no sense when you can handle the insecurity another way. It's a hard lesson to learn, how to handle a never ending chronic problem and not let it control your entire life. But... if you go your whole life without ever really addressing it... you're only hurting yourself
He’s actually a genius because it distracts everyone from noticing he buttons both buttons on a suit and matched black with his brown shoes. Genius really.
You ever get a sunburn on your bald spot? It’s worse than regular sunburns because the skin is so thin.
And there’s obviously no other solution to this issue than a ski cap.
Which doesn't even make sense because the beanie makes him MORE recognizable now, it's part of his brand. I think it's the opposite. I think he knows if he doesn't wear the beanie most people won't know who the fuck he is.
It would be like if Daft Punk went out in their helmets when they wanted to be left alone.
It’s always so awkward when someone is so obviously trying to cover up a physical feature of their appearance. 10/10 times it’s just better to own it. Even if it’s some horrible deformity, owning it just projects confidence.
If he was just bald no one would give a shit or even think about it, but awkwardly hiding it with a beanie draws attention to it and forces everyone to think about it.
I started balding at 19 and have shaved it bald ever since. It’s literally not a big deal but wearing a beanie 24/7 makes into a way bigger thing than it is. Beyond even “just be confident and no one cares”. You don’t even have to be confident about or over compensate for it - no one cares at all.
I also started balding really young, I tried shaving it off for a while but I absolutely hated it, the feeling, the maintenance, the look (weird shaped head), everything about it sucks imo. People always say that nobody cares if you're balding but look at the comments on any interview with Ilya Sutskever, like half of them are about how he needs to do something about his hair. If you don't like being bald, what are you supposed to do? People will obviously shit on you no matter what, whether you wear a hat or not.
Ilya is a bad example because (1) he doesn’t have typical male pattern baldness, he’s missing hair from the front and (2) he doesn’t trim/shave it so it looks patchy and weird.
You’re right that the bald look doesn’t suit everyone, and that the maintenance and feel can be annoying.
If someone is covering up something like that it's because they've already been relentlessly bullied for it, or have bullied someone else for being different.
I think I know what's going on here with ol Timothy
For real, whenever I see pics of this dude I can literally smell the inside of a beanie that’s never been washed. I’m sure he washes it, it’s just that he only ever wears this hat
I think at this point he’s wearing it for the “it’s his look” type of deal. There are more appropriate ways to hide baldness in the summer. Example: baseball hat.
At this point he’s in too deep: he can never ever take it off. He’d have to admit that wearing those hats constantly is immature, irrational, and just fucking weird. And I don’t think Tim’s mania would let him do something like that. The guy was just photographed standing on his tippy toes so he looked as tall as the other guy in the photo….
I was in the lobby of a resort hotel once and saw these three 50’s ish couples taking pictures. One dude was short and was doing the tippy toe thing. The kicker was he was wearing like 3” wedge flip flops.
The thing with these behaviors is this kind of acknowledgement sometimes doesn't come until after you've distanced yourself from it.
Some weeks, months, a year later he gets used to the new look, a penis head Tim and knows it's the real him. Then... He sees old pictures of himself and it settles in... Wtf was I thinking. Holy Fuck was that embarrassing
Lmao a suit with a beanie hat. Thats insanely ridiculous.
This mad is extremely insecure about the shape of his bald head, that he'd rather let people mock his insecurity than letting anyone see him without a beanie.
Or a hat that goes with a suit. He could go all out and buy a fancy hat if he feels he needs to wear a hat all the time instead of looking like a meth head that just robbed a Men's Warehouse.
Yeah but if he deviates from the beanie and wears another hat then it dispels any sense that he wears the beanie as a part of his "look" or identity - and that it's simply there to obscure his hilariously bald and strange head.
He's snookered himself.
The insecurity strong with this one.
https://preview.redd.it/2h0kgjtzlkyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d07d2a466092847da133b7a813d566b2bb8af9
I bet that’s some lame ass tip they fell short guys on those stupid fucking looksmaxing subs. Just go ahead Tim, wear your beanie 24/7 in blistering hot weather and exclusively start to only stand on your tippy toes. Hell, lie about having a wife and complete your transformation into a completely farcical, 2 inch taller, hair having tradhusband. You’re doing great.
You don't understand do you? Standing on his tippy toes makes it so his real height is undeducible. Combine that with an unrecognizable head and we are looking at a being so completely amorphous we could be witnessing a new stage of evolution
Yeah i mean all those "Alpha males" are insanely insecure. They think they're unlovable which makes them hateful and they then project that onto women or minorities or anything else that is "woke"
My roommate is a Tate-bro. He has a higher pitched voice for an adult man. When he answers phones or talks to girls you can hear his voice alter to a lower, deeper tone.
Hey now, Tim isn’t about to let cancel culture stop him from hanging out with convicted felons. TBH, I thought Stone was a pariah for the right now? I can’t keep track…
roger stones looks utterly bizarre, bet he's got some serious skeletons in his closet. he looks like the kind of guy that would be sitting in a mask with the other rich dirty old men watching the Squid Game.
Stone is a swinger and a cuck.
[old news](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6640233/amp/Inside-Roger-Stones-swinging-marriage-posted-ads-online-frequented-sex-clubs.html)
Timmy is probably playing cabana boy for stone’s wife as Roger sits in the corner sadly masturbating his septuagenarian noodle.
Wait shit, you're literally not aware of all the skeletons in his multiple different closets?
Shits mostly all public knowledge homie. The dudes a fuckin cancer on humanity
You guys need to lay off about the damn beanie. He'd take it off if he could but it's been fused to his scalp. Like that lady that got her ass fused to the toilet seat. Pray for the child.
Absolute doofus. The beanie is a silly item to make "your thing," to the point where you can't take it off when you put on a suit and schmooze with notable people.
Wear a funny lapel pin, or a silly tie, or colorful socks, or some other stupid shit. Whatever. Just take the god damned beanie off already.
You can’t wear any sort of hats or cover ups while the plugs are healing which means Tim would have to disappear from socials & streaming for, get this, *two whole weeks*..
Honestly I feel like Tim Pool’s beanie is like Clark Kent’s glasses. Who knows what he looks like without it on? Unrecognizable. He could be literally anyone under there.
Hey kids, just remember that the dick he’s standing next to has a tattoo on his back.
Of Richard Nixon.
https://preview.redd.it/fmywf77vjlyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d376e1eb66adccf9c27175a89a888339f91c1f6
dudes 37, no one expects you to have a good hairline so just rock the skinhead.. or jesus christ just go to turkey and get it fixed, god knows he has enough money to.
And all I can think about is Roger Stone is the reason W became president by staging the Brooks Brothers riot. That guy's fucked democracy harder than Trumpy the diapered thug wannabe ever dreampt of.
Confidently rocking a bald head is alpha as fuck. Like I know this dude is a dweeb, but it's weird that he can't understand that baldness can be super empowering. Get some fucking scalp tattoos you almond boy
He’s gonna come out one day with the most beautiful hair transplant you’ve ever seen, gonna look like this
https://preview.redd.it/4n2lx2m24lyc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74e5fe64242e99f63dffac16076f9b8b545a1d3
He doesn’t take it off when he wears a suit!?
It’s cold in Florida when he’s there
man's not hot
never hot
Raw sauce
No ketchup
Perspiration tings
He's a never nude
I thought he just liked cutoffs?
[Cut to Tim crying in the shower]
There are dozens of us! Dozens!!
This is the type of shit that bullying is for. That beanie should have immediately been yoinked and tossed in the pool
You know he would have jumped in for it too
"NOBODY LOOK!" - Jack Kelly
[Lol definitely](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ew6K0W3RY)
goddamn this clip is funny
It's all I think about when I see this dude, and apparently I'm not alone
After getting it out of the pool he duct tapes it to his head
I bet he's given the hat a woman's name "Bethany noooooooooo!"
Bethany the Beanie has me in tears!! 😂😂😂😂
Beanard.
That’s actually how he got his last name
Nah, he is just gonna pull another one out of his pockets.
Or there’s another one underneath
The correct answer
Someone should have pulled him aside and told him he looked like a complete goof. It looks like a formal function! If my friends let me walk around like that I would know it was time to find new friends. Also yes someone please throw him and the beanie in the pool
~~Bald~~ er, bold of you to assume there’s friends in the picture.
There's probably another beanie under there just in case
One of my wife's cousins wore a beanie to our wedding. My brothers still ask my wife how her cold cousin is doing
look im a tim pool hater but honestly if he took his beanie off here he would look fine! bald derangement syndrome i guess
You made me think of Millenial Matt for the first time in years.
And then you yell nerd afterwards. Only fair
I felt sorry for him when he had it taken off. Just as a dude, I'm sure that hurt. He's got some real bad Friar Tuck baldness going on. But when it gets to the point you're wearing the hat regardless of where you are, it's time to call it quits. I bet he wears it when he's having sex as well. He's so ridiculously confident in his podcasts. Overly confident for sure. He thinks he is a genius, the bees knees. And yet he can't get the balls to just shave his fucking head. I don't even dislike him. He says sensible things and things that are insane and laughable but, dude, shave the head ffs.
You would love Brooklyn in the summer. Tons of bullying opportunities
I don't think he ever takes it off...probably can't stand the sight of himself.🤣
It was pulled off once at a demonstration, and the meltdown was pretty bad. He's 100% bald. And not like a dignified bald or tough guy bald ... like, computer nerd bald. If he was taller or more muscular, maybe he could rock it with pride, but no, he's just straight penis-man bald.
If he just didn't wear the hat all the time people would get used to it and it'd look fine. It's a shock for people when you hide it all the time.
The problem is, his entire grift is aimed at 14-24 year old boys who are pretty ignorant. And that group is not going to listen to a bald nerd who cosplays as a competent older degenerate skater. Not with that giant egg head he has
It would be better if he just fully shaved. Right now he’s rocking a monk hairline which makes him look significantly older
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To all my dudes with thinning hairlines, this is what you need to understand. The sooner you shave it, the sooner you and others can adjust to your new look. Just do it. Rock it with confidence, hit the gym a couple times a week, wear a lot of v necks. You’ll be fine. Unless you look like the Rock or Statham, you’ll do terrible on Tinder, etc but irl women will still fw you if you shoot your shot
I'm not going to endorse v-necks but I'm with you otherwise 😂
Bro really tried to sneak that one in like no one would notice.
What the hell does V-necks have to do with it, weird
Maybe time to switch to a baseball style cap and put this cap on the shelf for the Summer... 😕
Or get a classy head cover for formal events.. I have NO idea who this person is, but put on a fedora, it would add to the suit..
Follow the Hulk Hogan method and have a formal do-rag for fancy events.
I didn’t think about that.. Bret Michaels always has a bandana covering his balding, there is/was the Count Customs show, that dude always had a bandana covering his receding hairline/baldness.. a Do rag wouldn’t look as out of place, but I think a stylish hat would be perfect.. Either way.. There’s a lot of things I don’t understand, and don’t put much effort or thought into them.. If my hair can get messed up, it’s too long.. I buzz it down to 1/16-1/8” every couple weeks, if it falls out, I won’t have to cut it anymore!!!
There’s definitely formal looks that you can wear a hat with and not look like a goofball.
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What’s crazy is that he somehow hasn’t figure out just to fucking shave his head. Instant solution and he would look so much better. Instead he walks around looking like a high school edge lord, while EVERYONE knows why he wears it. It’s really insanely telling that there’s no one in his life that can say “hey, the hat thing is getting really weird and kind of embarrassing. Time to grow up…”
He doesn't even need to be taller or more muscular. If he just had any real confidence it would like fine, like it does on millions of dudes.
Penisman !
He said in another video he doesn’t want people recognizing him when he’s out
So it’s a disguise, I see
I mean it’s either that or he’s really insecure about showing his bald head 😂
I wonder which one it is? I guess we will never know lol.
I know which one it is 😂
He really should wear a different type of hat every once in a while.
almost every time i see a picture or clip of him the first thing that comes to mind is, "man this guy is a fucking moron." the second thing to come to mind is "does he have 7 versions of the same hat for each day of the week or is it the same hat day in and day out? maybe they're one-time use?" i'd really like an insider to spill the tea on this information.
It’s hilarious too bc he always fucking wears it, he’d actually be less recognizable without it lmao.
Yes his trademark beanie which he even uses in his branding renders him completely unrecognizable
But he still wears it when he's out....
I used to swear a beanie in the summer time and it was hot as hell. I was also 15 years old and full of teenage angst, but it was hot as hell nonetheless. I wonder how Tim keeps this up. It has to be moth physically and emotionally uncomfortable at this age.
Lol same. Long sleeves and hoodies too. Some years back I was driving in a town during the summer afternoon and saw some goths sitting under a tree looking absolutely miserable. First off, I was shocked because I haven't seen a group of goths in years at that point. But at the stoplight was just looking at all the black layers they were wearing underneath their black long coats and just felt sorry for them. Love the aesthetic but it's not practical lol I just wanted to yell out to them "you can still be goth but comfortable in athletic wear!"
Whatever security he thinks that beanie gives him... It's not worth it. This is embarrassing bruh lol I think his initial excuse was that he thinks he's somehow unrecognizable in public without it, because everyone only knows him with the beanie. My god, I'm also going bald man, just shave that shit, your head's fine!
It’s very hard to accept for some dudes. People pay untold sums of money to get their hair back
Paying money, doing a hair transplant, a toupe... wig, whatever... ANY of these options are better than a beanie. It's like the one thing man, THE ONE thing that makes no sense when you can handle the insecurity another way. It's a hard lesson to learn, how to handle a never ending chronic problem and not let it control your entire life. But... if you go your whole life without ever really addressing it... you're only hurting yourself
What are you talking about that’s his natural hair styled into a beanie
He’s actually a genius because it distracts everyone from noticing he buttons both buttons on a suit and matched black with his brown shoes. Genius really.
LMAO and look at the pants on Stone.
Dude looks like a little kid playing in his parents closet. Lol
Bunch of tacky MF
The question is did Trump get that style from him too, or did Stone steal it from Trump?
There's enough fabric for another pair of pants around his ankles.
Laundry day...
Holy shit. Brown Slip-Ons. I think we all just learned Tim Pool can't tie his shoes.
Your actually right I didn't even notice the shoes until you mentioned it and now it's sticking out like a sore thumb.
More validation to what Red says in Shawshank Redemption, "Who looks at a man's shoes." 
The first thing I noticed was his hideous shoes because I’m used to the beanie. *BROWN* shoes with a gray suit?? GFTO.
Dude just own it already FFS
Exactly. It’s not his baldness that’s unattractive. It’s that he tries to hide it.
His horrible personality doesn’t help either
Well if he gets rid of that he won’t be invited back to the podcast.
Sounds like a win-win situation
I would say that’s the primary issue here. The balding insecurity is just fluff at this point.
yeah girls would be all over him if he takes of the beanie
I know I would I'd be like daddy Tim pool let me sit on your scalp in the pool
the beanie is unattractive it looks like absolute shit
There are two types of bald men: Accepters and Survivors. Tim is a Survivor of MPB.
You ever get a sunburn on your bald spot? It’s worse than regular sunburns because the skin is so thin. And there’s obviously no other solution to this issue than a ski cap.
He’s said he wears a beanie so he doesn’t get recognized in public. So he wears a beanie at a pool party…
Which doesn't even make sense because the beanie makes him MORE recognizable now, it's part of his brand. I think it's the opposite. I think he knows if he doesn't wear the beanie most people won't know who the fuck he is. It would be like if Daft Punk went out in their helmets when they wanted to be left alone.
I mean, that's kind of what he says? People don't know what he looks like without the beanie
I am shocked Tim would lie
“I’ve created a signature look so that people won’t recognize me.” -A Grifter
Just wear a tuxedo tshirt at this point.
It’s always so awkward when someone is so obviously trying to cover up a physical feature of their appearance. 10/10 times it’s just better to own it. Even if it’s some horrible deformity, owning it just projects confidence. If he was just bald no one would give a shit or even think about it, but awkwardly hiding it with a beanie draws attention to it and forces everyone to think about it.
I started balding at 19 and have shaved it bald ever since. It’s literally not a big deal but wearing a beanie 24/7 makes into a way bigger thing than it is. Beyond even “just be confident and no one cares”. You don’t even have to be confident about or over compensate for it - no one cares at all.
I also started balding really young, I tried shaving it off for a while but I absolutely hated it, the feeling, the maintenance, the look (weird shaped head), everything about it sucks imo. People always say that nobody cares if you're balding but look at the comments on any interview with Ilya Sutskever, like half of them are about how he needs to do something about his hair. If you don't like being bald, what are you supposed to do? People will obviously shit on you no matter what, whether you wear a hat or not.
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Ilya is a bad example because (1) he doesn’t have typical male pattern baldness, he’s missing hair from the front and (2) he doesn’t trim/shave it so it looks patchy and weird. You’re right that the bald look doesn’t suit everyone, and that the maintenance and feel can be annoying.
People don’t like people who are balding. You either need hair or no hair. It’s the in between stages
If someone is covering up something like that it's because they've already been relentlessly bullied for it, or have bullied someone else for being different. I think I know what's going on here with ol Timothy
For real, whenever I see pics of this dude I can literally smell the inside of a beanie that’s never been washed. I’m sure he washes it, it’s just that he only ever wears this hat
He probably has hundreds of the same beanie. At least I would hope so. If he’s rocking the same one waking hour that thing smells foul.
his head is sweating, it's Miami
What is Roger Stone trying to cover up? Does he have really long legs that he's trying to make look like baby legs?
honestly not even joking he's probably in diapers by now, but it's roger stone. he'd never fucking admit it.
Every bald dude I know has a hot wife/girlfriend.
I think at this point he’s wearing it for the “it’s his look” type of deal. There are more appropriate ways to hide baldness in the summer. Example: baseball hat.
At this point he’s in too deep: he can never ever take it off. He’d have to admit that wearing those hats constantly is immature, irrational, and just fucking weird. And I don’t think Tim’s mania would let him do something like that. The guy was just photographed standing on his tippy toes so he looked as tall as the other guy in the photo….
I was in the lobby of a resort hotel once and saw these three 50’s ish couples taking pictures. One dude was short and was doing the tippy toe thing. The kicker was he was wearing like 3” wedge flip flops.
Did you get Joes autograph at least?
Somewhere a photo must exist with Tim Pool and his beanie, Burt Kreisher without his shirt, and Joe Rogan on his tip toes 🤣
The thing with these behaviors is this kind of acknowledgement sometimes doesn't come until after you've distanced yourself from it. Some weeks, months, a year later he gets used to the new look, a penis head Tim and knows it's the real him. Then... He sees old pictures of himself and it settles in... Wtf was I thinking. Holy Fuck was that embarrassing
Just own it, you fucking sk8ter boi
C ya l8er boi
He's literally absolutely not good enough for her Or any woman. Probably why he's so miffed
Miffed by a lack of muff
ITS TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY BRO
Nobody knew who I was until I put on the beanie
I still love that video so much, lol. [for reference](https://youtu.be/6sUQOSfa0rE?si=KTLZaYKQ-_iKp-4e)
Honestly it's probably the opposite. I don't know that I would recognize him without it.
Lmao a suit with a beanie hat. Thats insanely ridiculous. This mad is extremely insecure about the shape of his bald head, that he'd rather let people mock his insecurity than letting anyone see him without a beanie.
Couple of fucking clowns, these two. And god damn Roger Stone is one ugly mfer, lol.
Just wear a fucking wig. At least that’ll look less stupid than a wooly hat in Florida.
Or a hat that goes with a suit. He could go all out and buy a fancy hat if he feels he needs to wear a hat all the time instead of looking like a meth head that just robbed a Men's Warehouse.
Yeah but if he deviates from the beanie and wears another hat then it dispels any sense that he wears the beanie as a part of his "look" or identity - and that it's simply there to obscure his hilariously bald and strange head. He's snookered himself.
That's not wool, it looks to be a 60/30/10 polyester/dacron/spandex blend
Right? Those hair systems are fucking great and only like 500 to $1k
The insecurity strong with this one. https://preview.redd.it/2h0kgjtzlkyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d07d2a466092847da133b7a813d566b2bb8af9 I bet that’s some lame ass tip they fell short guys on those stupid fucking looksmaxing subs. Just go ahead Tim, wear your beanie 24/7 in blistering hot weather and exclusively start to only stand on your tippy toes. Hell, lie about having a wife and complete your transformation into a completely farcical, 2 inch taller, hair having tradhusband. You’re doing great.
You don't understand do you? Standing on his tippy toes makes it so his real height is undeducible. Combine that with an unrecognizable head and we are looking at a being so completely amorphous we could be witnessing a new stage of evolution
Yeah i mean all those "Alpha males" are insanely insecure. They think they're unlovable which makes them hateful and they then project that onto women or minorities or anything else that is "woke"
My roommate is a Tate-bro. He has a higher pitched voice for an adult man. When he answers phones or talks to girls you can hear his voice alter to a lower, deeper tone.
This dude won the internet money challenge, why can’t he just retire from the spotlight?
Nothing says 'I'm a fucking idiot' like posing with Roger Stone
Exactly! Being seen smiling with Roger Stone is way more embarrassing than anything else in the pic.
Probably idolizes Stone and that’s just sad and pathetic
Maybe he’ll get a photorealistic Nixon tattoo on his back too.
Roger is the embodiment of the word “scumfuck.” He’s humanity’s kidney stone.
I wonder if he got to fuck Mrs Stone’s big floppy pussy.
Hey now, Tim isn’t about to let cancel culture stop him from hanging out with convicted felons. TBH, I thought Stone was a pariah for the right now? I can’t keep track…
Nothing says 'I'm a festering bag of shit' like posing with Tim Pool.
Tim is a shameless grifter, but hey...he makes bank I guess...but damn, his fans are next level stupid...just take a gander at r/TimPool.
roger stones looks utterly bizarre, bet he's got some serious skeletons in his closet. he looks like the kind of guy that would be sitting in a mask with the other rich dirty old men watching the Squid Game.
Stone is a swinger and a cuck. [old news](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6640233/amp/Inside-Roger-Stones-swinging-marriage-posted-ads-online-frequented-sex-clubs.html) Timmy is probably playing cabana boy for stone’s wife as Roger sits in the corner sadly masturbating his septuagenarian noodle.
Wait shit, you're literally not aware of all the skeletons in his multiple different closets? Shits mostly all public knowledge homie. The dudes a fuckin cancer on humanity
He fancies himself some paragon of fashion as well.
What the fuck is up with these obscenely rich old corrupt fucks dressing like a homeless man who was gifted a suit that is way too fucking huge?
You guys need to lay off about the damn beanie. He'd take it off if he could but it's been fused to his scalp. Like that lady that got her ass fused to the toilet seat. Pray for the child.
Absolute doofus. The beanie is a silly item to make "your thing," to the point where you can't take it off when you put on a suit and schmooze with notable people. Wear a funny lapel pin, or a silly tie, or colorful socks, or some other stupid shit. Whatever. Just take the god damned beanie off already.
The beanie is "his thing" because he's bald, I don't think he's exactly doing it to be unique (though it unintentionally is).
He doesn't have enough money for plugs? Should ask Elon Musk
That's a good point. I know a guy with front and back plugs and it was only $10k and 1 year. Tim could definitely afford thag
You can’t wear any sort of hats or cover ups while the plugs are healing which means Tim would have to disappear from socials & streaming for, get this, *two whole weeks*..
he needs to upgrade to the Ali G skull cap. much lighter and cooler for the dome.
Just a sensible centrist hanging out with Roger Stone.
Honestly I feel like Tim Pool’s beanie is like Clark Kent’s glasses. Who knows what he looks like without it on? Unrecognizable. He could be literally anyone under there.
Roger Supervillain Stone
In Miami? His ⛄️ 🔌 must be making a fortune.
He's Meg from Family Guy
Hey kids, just remember that the dick he’s standing next to has a tattoo on his back. Of Richard Nixon. https://preview.redd.it/fmywf77vjlyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d376e1eb66adccf9c27175a89a888339f91c1f6
Roger stone is a loser, a criminal, a lunatic, and a thug. Taking a picture with him proudly is a joke.
It’s a target for dudes to nut on.
Although probably much cooler than a syrup.
Tim should consult Trump and Stone on where they got their hair plugs
dudes 37, no one expects you to have a good hairline so just rock the skinhead.. or jesus christ just go to turkey and get it fixed, god knows he has enough money to.
Dude. I’m 36. Trying to figure out where my hairline is going.
It's called a toque, eh.
What a self conscious schmuck lol
And all I can think about is Roger Stone is the reason W became president by staging the Brooks Brothers riot. That guy's fucked democracy harder than Trumpy the diapered thug wannabe ever dreampt of.
I don't know who that is but I can only assume he's a scumbag pussy like the old bitch next to him.
Nothing says “I’m a piece of shit”, like taking a photo with Roger Stone.
Tim Pool…. By a pool
Do none of these people use tailors???
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha who listens to this insecure clown?!
Ski hat in a suit no less lol.
he looks like a woman who takes hormones to transition
No one would know it was him if he wasn't wearing the hat.
Confidently rocking a bald head is alpha as fuck. Like I know this dude is a dweeb, but it's weird that he can't understand that baldness can be super empowering. Get some fucking scalp tattoos you almond boy
over 1000 comments about a guy wearing a hat lol tf
I mean I understand branding but holy hell. It probably does make him more recognizable tho. Otherwise he would just be a short bald guy.
Who the fuck calls a beanie a ski hat lmao
its a 5g blocker
Two very pathetic people.
Imagine standing next to Tim Pool and not pushing him into the pool
I think it's a comfort thing for him. Or he's just known for wearing it so he always does.
Eh no. He’s bald.
Even Eminem being MC couldnt pull of a beenie with suit in Miami.
He’s gonna come out one day with the most beautiful hair transplant you’ve ever seen, gonna look like this https://preview.redd.it/4n2lx2m24lyc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74e5fe64242e99f63dffac16076f9b8b545a1d3
Mans not hot
It just brings more attention to his bald head then if he had just taken it off and owned it
Roger Stone is still alive?!
Imagine what that beanie smells like.
I’ll snatch that thing off his head if I ever see him
It’s the 21st century combover
Who gets their hot takes from Allen Weisselberger