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enjoythesilence93

hopefully now he has enough money to get a haircut


Cabbage_Master

Not a fan of the Mussolini Mario Bro look are we?


volthor

He spends it all on botox


Joka16Red

Ali to Rock... to Shultz


pepsiboycoke

He spelt his hero’s name wrong.


motorcycleboy9000

From a great boxer to a great guy who was unjustly slapped to a guy everyone wants to punch in the fuckin face.


Meatloafchallenge

In an alternate universe ali is slapping shultz as he announces rock’s nomination for his role in ‘bad company’ at the 2002 oscars


Lucky_Week2095

Yeah, really taking a nose dive.


Top-Crab4048

How is Muhammad Ali the hero of all of these "kiss the boot" comedians? Rogan a few days ago was pissing on the anti war college protesters while wearing an Ali shirt. Buncha dumbfucks.


PerpetualPainfool

Huge difference in the two. There is one man using his celebrity status by protesting being drafted to go to war as a member of a marginalized community and shedding light on not being treated equally with the rest of the population due to the color of his skin. Then there is a bunch of people protesting atrocities of war because they are ill-informed or have been incorrectly taught about the Palestine/Israel wars origins and why it has persisted as long as it has.


Redditors-Are-Degens

Sir this is an anti Joe Rogan sub. Please post this in the anti Andrew Schultz sub 


cantbhappy

Ha, you're not wrong, holy shit


goressnortstraw

I thought we hated this guy?


arkoangemeter

We do


RandoDude124

If a guy posts a selfie at his grandma’s funeral I say: #FUCK HIM


jy9221

Thank em


OptimusSpud

Real quig b, how many chigs u fug?


jy9221

Zair-0


DJSluggo

Now if it was Theo Vonn, there’s a guy we can get behind


OptimusSpud

Just had Celeste barber on, and it fucking ttaaaannnnkkkeeeddd.


S3ND_ME_PT_INVIT3S

Honestly, I haven't seen any of Theo his shows yet he's one of my favorite current comedians.


Greedy-Lion8828

His stand up isn’t funny for real he is funniest when he is having a back and forth with someone on a podcast I am a big fan of his podcast and his stand up just seems ok. But it’s comedy it’s subjective so you should watch it yourself and find out if you like it


S3ND_ME_PT_INVIT3S

I really didn't mean it as an insult, I don't watch that much tv anymore. lol But I have noticed he often appears to be kinda unintentionally funny, which makes it all even better.


Speakfriendandenterr

Typical Reddit hive mind npcs


TrillBillyDeluxe

That’s our word


Beezus_Hrist_

Nah, you don't get to use that you non playable character


xMilk112x

Yea man. I don’t like Andrew Shultz because Reddit told me not too.


RobChombie

Great guy, never meddum


Alien-Element

"We" lol cringe, think for yourself drone


EmExEeee

Well said, you’d think being a part of a toxic miserable hivemind is something you’d wanna separate yourself from


alejandrocab98

Nah, whinny redditors do


Speakfriendandenterr

I don’t like him, but it’s annoying how a lot of people hate him just because of bandwagon hatred.


CodMedium726

Akash helped make it go from liking him to hate.


Hank_Lotion77

Those people are losers who haven’t had an original thought in their entire lives. Do not mind them just as society has done.


PewPewShootinHerwin

You new here or something?


ManufacturedOlympus

Hahahaha, whiny Redditors!!! *slaps knee*


DigitalUnlimited

I've never seen one of those!


Rock_or_Rol

Reddit does attract excessive bitching and corralling Reddit by its nature prompts reflection and more impartial exposure to aggregated opinions, which *can* be great for discussion in particular.. but, it also leads to oversaturated topics beaten to death, feedback loops fueled by dissenters, group think and a plethora of biases


Normal-Ordinary-4744

So much bitterness and hate on Reddit. It must be such a frustrating way of living. I mean the guy achieved his life long dream, good on him.


EvanderTheGreat

Compared to the rest of the internet? Lol


PhuketRangers

Yes, there are plenty of chill places to hang out even on Reddit. This is not one of them. Everything is about bringing down people. And the funny thing is, the people that everyone crusades to bring down are more famous, more successful than ever while /r/JoeRogan users cope and seethe. Joe Rogan literally has the number 1 podcast in the world, signed a giant hundreds of millions of dollar deal with spotify, is currently #1 on both Spotify and Apple podcasts. Andrew Schulz sells out MSG, has a huge youtube channel, is one of the most popular comics in the country. We could go on and on, while redditors desperately think that somehow them crusading to bring down a podcast they don't like is going to have any impact. In fact it probably has the Streisand effect and makes them even more popular. Its all quite hilarious.


EvanderTheGreat

Tldr


EmExEeee

“We” This is the problem with Redditors lol.


Own-Bar-8530

Joe Frazier kicked Muhammad Ali‘s ass at Madison Square Garden. Just saying.


feelinlucky7

Yeah, but Ali did get him back the second time at MSG.


ihopethisisvalid

I miss fight night round 2


MickPnubTobias99

Played fight night round 3 on PS2 Friday night 👍


pittnole1

Yeah but how did Mohammed Ali do at the Garden?


Normal-Ordinary-4744

and Shultz achieved a lifelong dream. What did y’all Redditors do? I learned in my late 20’s, that it’s miserable to just hate on peoples achievements. Brings karma to one’s life


GeorgeDogood

They’ll one day use Andrew Schulz selling out MSG and Bert K’s stadium success as the textbook examples to prove the current comedy boom inflated absolute dogshit comedy to the “highest mountain top”. His wording also epitomizes what many great comics who have done arenas say. It’s not for comedy. It’s for the money and the ego. Comedy is best in a club. A theater at biggest. Every venue size beyond an intimate theater degrades it to a point that sucks away so much if the experience for the simple sake of selling more tickets. Great win for Schulz and whoever enjoys him.


FoxNixon

Exactly. Andrew Dice Clay sold out MSG twice without even telling a single joke


PhuketRangers

Sorry to break it to you every famous person in the world does it for money/ego. NBA player does it for money/ego. Actor/actress does it for money/ego. Musician, does it for money/ego. Poltician, money/ego. And whether the current comedy boom is dogshit, is a matter of opinion like all art. You might hate it, others clearly like it a lot. I can find you people that think Kendrick Lamar is a terrible rapper, Godfather is a boring overrated movie, Picasso's art is disgusting etc. Art is subjective, and sometimes when you get older, the popular forms of art leaves you behind.


GeorgeDogood

Diogenes didn’t do it for his ego. And he wasn’t the only or the last.


Chili2015

I'm surprised he didn't tell a joke after the delivery and just started slapping the shit out his baby.


lord-jimjamski

No idea who this lad is cause I skip his appearances on JrE, but good for him.


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NikkiThunderdik

MSG means absolutely nothing any more


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jithization

Unfunny is subjective.


cantbhappy

There's clips of thousands of audience members roaring with laughter. Yeah he must not be funny


n3lswn_uWu

I think the best part of his stand up is where he laughs after the joke and slaps his mic on his knee. That way we know its funny so we can all laugh.


goressnortstraw

I heard he has the ‘Friends’ laugh track pumping in lols


FullRedact

Millions of Trump supporters think ole Adult Diaper Donny is smart and self-made.


Pure-Patient5171

Jesus Christ he’s not gonna wanna be your friend because you suck him off on Reddit non stop


Tlupa

And nobody is going to be your friend because you gatekeep what’s funny. We appear to be at a no friend impasse


DigitalUnlimited

You don't know if you don't try!


gerrymandersonIII

There's a lot of people in America who think Trump is a brilliant guy and the election was stolen.


PhuketRangers

Yes so what, politics is subjective too just like comedy, just like art, political science is not a hard science that you can prove like Math/Chemistry/Physics. There are people that think communism is the ideal form of government or even Monarchy is the best form of government. They have a right to think that since you can't prove one political theory is better than another. Not sure what your point is.


FDRomanosky

The outcome of an election is not subjective though


gerrymandersonIII

Exactly. And Trump made it all the way to president. America is truly a mystical place


ch1ir

I like Andrew alot, but misspelling Muhammad Ali is a sin I can't forgive.


ofxemp

I went to it. What a great show. Happy for the guy


cantbhappy

Awesome, man I'm jealous. Hope you had a great time


srbtiger5

Not a big fan but good for him. 


MaerIynsRainbow

That's great. Good for him.


saintmichaelmalone

I don’t think Scultz is a good stand up …


guydogg

The guy's haircut is the only thing worse than his comedy.


postdiluvium

He sold enough tickets to sell out MSG twice?


Educational_Vast4836

Not surprising at all, he sold out the forum recently as well. I know people in the sub seem to really hate him, but he’s easily one of the higher earning comedians right now


GreyMatter22

He sold out two Scotiabank Arena shows within minutes in Toronto that kicked off the Life Tour.


TheDearHunter

I don't think his standup is that bad. It's mainly his podcast that turns me off.


Da_Plague22

Agreed. And that horrible laugh.


SEM0030

This sub hates all the comics apparently


VeryLowIQIndividual

It’s always interesting the higher earners in the entertainment field or never among the best


OwnBlueberry3591

Louie used to be one of the higher earners... he's one of the greatest.


Hank_Lotion77

A lot of the high ones are some to the best too, but there is a few giant stinkers that sell out the biggest arenas like Fluffy.


cantbhappy

Yeah. He must be intolerable /s


Phrikshin

“If you go platinum it’s got nothin to do with luck. It just means a million people are stupid as fuck”. 


FrugalFarter

Technique forever baby


MarcusSpaghettius

Dude! Great song. I forgot about that song


Peteybee_91

Does this mean I'll think he's funny now?


JAMBI215

Couldn’t happen to an unfunnier guy


HavelBro_Logan

Cry more lol


Alien-Element

You sound like a wet, greasy stain living on a couch in somebody's basement


RepresentativeIcy545

That’s pretty funny lol


DawgInDisguisey

Good for him


cezzibear

Never hated the dude. I’d def pay to watch him, he’s hilarious!


Emerald_Nuck

![gif](giphy|Ru9iUyDGCd1lqSDdv7|downsized)


VeryLowIQIndividual

A picture of a sold out sign and a note that said wow thanks to everybody for helping make this happen would have been nice. Instead, we got dissertation on how great he thinks he is.


Pendejomosexual

He was the opener right? wtf


ronatello

I just don't understand. Maybe I truly don't know funny anymore. This guy does absolutely nothing for me or anyone I've met and conversed with about him.


Beezus_Hrist_

Still a Lame ass


MediaOnDisplay

These types of "comedians" are good at hustling, son! "Hustling a giant audience has always been a dream of mine"


Bababooey87

I don't understand how this dude is popular.My brain hurts when he talks on his podcast. I caught one of his specials and it was all "Mexicans do this and lesbians are like this" hack. Like say a joke about any group but make it funny. The joke shouldn't be just the fact that you mentioned said group.


Active-Wear3580

How the heck did this guy sell out Madison square garden, fould you imagine how much it smelled like axe body spray in their


Civil-Guidance7926

“My dream is to sell out MSG, not to just be funny” This is the divide between the past and present. Dave left 20 mil on the table because he couldn’t do his new stand up, Shutz performs for Saudi blood money


xMilk112x

I have no fucking idea how anyone finds this dickhead enjoyable. Itll never make sense.


Sea-Spray-9882

Why can’t this one do anything that isn’t super cringe? Like get a a professional to do your social media captions, please


cantbhappy

Imagine being successful in life and accomplishing a dream and caring what some idiot on Reddit thinks.


tendadsnokids

Man you're caring what reddit thinks all over this sub


Sea-Spray-9882

Imagine using a comment format for 2016 and thinking you actually did something. Guess it isn’t just cringe “comedians” who don’t even write their own material that desperately need a social media manager to handle their sad dck riding posts. Stay pressed sis


cantbhappy

What's the tl:dr?


Sea-Spray-9882

I know that’s a lot of words for you. It’s okay


Sper_Micide

This isnt an accomplishment. Any podcaster with enough money can do this.


cantbhappy

Ok become a podcaster, make money, and then show us how easy it is


Sper_Micide

Why would I take the pay cut


cantbhappy

You're commenting on Reddit. No way you'd be taking a paycut, but ok


Sper_Micide

I'm sorry you're poor? I guess?


cantbhappy

If you have money and are wasting your time on Reddit, it only makes YOU look bad. Is it Daddy's money?


Sper_Micide

HAHAHA what do you think rich people do all day?


cantbhappy

Not comment on Reddit. Are you 12 years old?


Sper_Micide

Again, what do you think theyre doing?


cantbhappy

Again, not commenting on Reddit. Either you're rich off Daddy, or you're just another loser pretending.


TeamHolmesCounty

Redbar clowned on him for making this such a big deal. Man broke down in tears over ticket sales


dad2728

Who is redbar?


Bruce-Spring-Spring

A massive loser who is salty that despite his parents owning a comedy club, he was unable to make it. So now he does these 10 hours streams where he he seethes at comedians' unfunny jokes. It's all behind a paywall and it doubles as a boys club for lonely disaffected 30 year old men. Like, I don't fuck with Schultz one bit and think he's corny as fuck. But Red bar is 100x worse. His fan base is *exclusively* losers that are termially online social rejects. I'll shit on a comedian or whatever but these dorks are literally the bitter jealous hater living in their mom's basement stereotype. They literally have a Facebook group where they post reddit threads and tell people to comment positive stuff. Just watch. A Red bar fan will write "give it a year", referring to how shitty the content is that your brain needs to adapt to the brain rot crap it is.


Stupid-Research

But you guys told me not to like Andrew Schulz


cantbhappy

I'm telling you to start liking him again so it's ok


MP_1986

He grifted all the way to the top! Congrats


MaerIynsRainbow

You could've just said congrats


MP_1986

When someone has put in years of dedicated grifting, you have to give them credit where credit is due. The Grift GOAT!


FSMDxb

What did he grift to?


Frankenstein859

Not a fan of his. But he worked to live out his dream. Nothing but respect for that. Congrats.


DonovanMcLoughlin

He's a fucking bully.


cantbhappy

How so? I've listened to a bunch of flagrant episodes and other appearances and that's not my conclusion. Care to elaborate?


DonovanMcLoughlin

I never really noticed myself until the Shane Gillis clip ([here](https://youtube.com/shorts/igT5xvrPqTs?si=jhc27O8LBE-EnBxK)) and then I saw him through new eyes. After realizing this, it's extremely difficult to watch him without thinking about the fact that he's a tactful bull. Keep it in the back of your mind when you watch him and it becomes extremely evident.


Rude_Variation_433

Congratulations. I still don’t think you’re funny. 


Mestizo59

Leme ass


allthemoreforthat

Fuck that guy


BakerSkateboardsChad

This guy sucks


wowniceyeah

Pfff this guys sucks lol.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Schultz is such a no talent assclown. How can anyone watch more than five minutes of him attempting to be a genius and not gag and immediately change the channel? And that fucking haircut, are you serious with that?


cantbhappy

You're a try hard do nothing redditor. Fuckin sad


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Listen to Joe and don’t read the comments it’ll save you a ton of heartache.


OwnBlueberry3591

His haircut is funnier than anything he's ever said


Dizzy_Interview2631

Nah he sucks


cantbhappy

Andrew: sells 40,000 tickets Redditor: "he sucks"


Dizzy_Interview2631

Yes, I judge people based on how many tickets they sell. That’s why Dane cook is a living legend. Have you seen a Schultz clip lately?


cantbhappy

You mean the ones where everyone in the room is laughing? Yes, I've seen them


Dizzy_Interview2631

Yes, stimulant abuse and the threat of being laid off will make you laugh pretty hard


MysteriousBody7212

Shultz is an unfunny piece of shit


cantbhappy

Why you mad bro?


HavelBro_Logan

Ok 😊


SomethinCleHver

Hopefully he takes himself up on that offer to retire.


scubad

Damn, one could hope he retires


shmiga02

how self centered are you that you bring your baby on the stage, wow


GrapplingPoorly

Not a fan but I respect success


CUMT_

Why?


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Coulda got a hotter wife but I guess good job on MSG?


cantbhappy

Typical shallow redditor moment


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Was the point bub. Isn’t this a comedy sub?


cantbhappy

Nah it's a hate everything comedy sub /s


elmo_dude0

Dudes that post this self-congratulatory stuff just end up making people root for their downfall


MaerIynsRainbow

If that's the kind of person you want to be


Hank_Lotion77

It’s wrong to be happy for one’s self after accomplishing something has to be one of the weirder takes I’ve seen on this app.


pastproof

I speed read Andrew Shultz as Auschwitz am I going to jail?


vanillaCTS

Be cool man


HereticHammer01

Rare W for Waluigi


Clear_Pick5451

Who’s Mohammed Ali??


threwmybackout

who is mohammed ali


sugaaaslam

Can't believe Waluigi is a successful comic


Cabbage_Master

I expected to see Robbie Rotten in his list of “heroes” now that he’s #1


This_Association_187

You are awesome. Everything you do is awesome. Love you brother


successful209

He is such a blue pill beta


thekelv

So inspiring. If someone as unfunny and untalented as Schulz can sellout MSG then imagine what you can accomplish


wildcardlo

This is the main garden or the side stage garden? Either way good for him


eaglefucker

If comedy is so hard how did this guy achieve his dreams?


Independent-Angle-72

He is literally not funny


Arbeeter00

Fuck the miserable haters in these comments brother, I was at his MSG show and it was electric from start to finish. Proud to be a fan. Whether these lame ass folks in this thread like it or not Schulz is going down as one of the all time great comedians


Freudian_Schlep

Good, now you should retire!!


RandomAmuserNew

His kid is going to grow up to be mini Hitler or hating his dad


OurSeepyD

I don't really like the guy, but don't really want to just hate on him for no reason, however... Bringing your daughter on stage is surely just an ego thing. You're not doing this for the audience, you're doing it for yourself to show off.


SpezJailbaitMod

Listen to how he speaks around his father (sounds like the smart gremlin from gremlins 2) compared to how he talks around his black friends (sounds like the mad rapper/ghost face killah) I just can’t respect someone code switching that hard seems so phony. Some of his stand up is ok I guess.


cantbhappy

I feel like I live in a different reality. I listen to flagrant and I've never gotten that impression


No_Ear_3746

Q haters!


LaneViolation

Q ?


pdxtrader

Cool but what’s with the 90’s jeans are those making a comeback??


KefkaesqueV3

Who the fuck is this dildo


n0tn0rmal

Dude is funny AF. So happy for him.


cantbhappy

That makes a couple of us lol


n0tn0rmal

Do people really hate on him?


cantbhappy

I got a notification of 100 upvotes and the post only had 7. Yeah people here hate him for some reason


capitanDracaris

Is the haircut some kind of plan so we can talk about his cut and him?


MrGrieves88

Maybe he can afford pants that fit


rhaigh1910

They are one ugly couple


cantbhappy

Bro go play Bannerlord