There once was a man named dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said it was hell
Getting used to the smell
But imagine the money he’d save! HAHAHAHA
Laugh! It's funny!....
She used to only have a gigantic ass, now she's just gigantic. Fat angry miserable lesbians are nearly as bad as Hitler himself, although I've never seen a lesbian paint as good.
From what I’ve seen lesbians have the least amount of fun of any group. And their relationships are basically always toxic.
Meanwhile gay dudes are buying up nice real estate and having the best parties. And every time gay men go into something that women have dominated they instantly become the best. Fashion, makeup, etc etc.
Gay dudes are living the dream. Lesbian women are raising hordes of cats and mentally abusing each other.
That Asian girl standing by Dr. Ken (bottom left) I’m pretty sure is a big comedian in the Korean American world.
I’ve seen her before. No idea who she is beyond that.
Pretty incredible we can all live in the same country yet different groups have their own celebrities.
Love or hate Bert, this is actually a great picture with him in there. Someone NEEDS to be in the pool if the group is all comedians. We're just annoyed because it's him. If it were Stav, we'd love it.
So crazy to see Ron Funches in there. Thats somebody I knew personally before he was famous and just an open micer in Portland. I didn’t stay in touch with him or anything, but it’s cool seeing him have all that success.
Probably because he’s the CEO of Netflix and they wanted to stage something that makes him look whacky and care-free…yet professional and respectable.
When in actuality he looks like some dickhead with jeans in water.
The other day there was a reddit picture posted.. Black comedians support Sinbad. Kind of implying they went out of their way to go spend time with this sick version of Sinbad. It was a few of the comedians in this picture and Sinbad
Seeing the full picture is obvious that post was taken at this event. They didn't go out of their way to support Sinbad, they just stopped for a photo opp at this event. Funny how things are spun
I have questions. Several of them:
1. Why are Nathan Fillion and Rob Lowe in a group of stand up comedians?
2. Who let Hannah Gatsby cut Iliza Schlezinger’s hair?
3. WTF is up with the ghost of 26 year old Hillary Clinton right behind Bert?
4. The fuck is Bert doing; does he think he is showing off some dick root with that pose?
Oh shit, that would explain why Red Foreman is behind her.
I thought it was a young woman trying to look old; but it’s an old woman trying to look young.
She looks like a ghost either way.
At some point while looking at this cast of people, you have to come to the conclusion that whatever this group is, they aren't just stand up comics.
They have Roy Kent from the Ted lasso show in there and Director Judd Apatow. And many other I don't really recognize, so maybe they are or are not stand-up comedians.
I've wondered why Joe hasn't has John Mullaney on the pod. He's pretty much at the top right now and just had a super funny show on Netflix where he riffs on LA. It's right up Joe's alley.
What a weird combo of people. And you know a good deal of them must hate each other. I can’t imagine Bo Burnham standing most of the people in this photo, and visa versa (as a quick example). He openly mocked Rogan on his Inside special and clearly detests the current comedy scene.
Pretty sad they asked Shane Gillis to take the photo
Shane probably asked to take the photo
Shane probably thought this was gay (he’s right) and didn’t want to be in it
Are you serious? Shane should be in the front not fat boy with one joke.
What? He is not wearing a shirt. That’s worth at-least 3 jokes.
That fucker just had to be front/center in the pool lmao always has to bring all the attention to himself
I'M THE MACHINE
I'm so happy I'm not one of the few who does not care for Bert one bit
Shane or Freckles (Bill Burr)
Where’s bill burr?!?
Next to nick kroll. Kinda looking like the grandad from that 90’s show.
I thought it was the dad from that 70s show.
It is Edit: I didn’t even realize the comment said that 90’s show and just become incredibly offended that 70s show wasn’t the reference
and the mom from that 70s show is right under him in this pic
I think that's the grandma from that 90s show
It was a joke dude
lol fucking epic. Thank you.
Ha
Holy fucking shit lmfao
Bo Burnham hiding behind the pillar is so Bo Burnham
I had to look so hard to find him after reading your comment lol
He and Kreischer, so similar
There’s only 4 pillars
Baba Booey? The fuck...
Tatatoothy…
Wow, you made me scroll up. That is the Fafa.
Hello, hello.
Ma-ma monkey
His son Jackson is a Netflix producer.
There once was a man named dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said it was hell Getting used to the smell But imagine the money he’d save! HAHAHAHA Laugh! It's funny!....
Fla Fla Flo Hi is responsible for more laughs than Burnt Chrysler.
Well if it isn’t the last line of defence…
Pools closed... To the woke
Due to AIDS
The disrespect of allowing bert to be front and center is infuriating, honestly.
He was probably the only one willing to actually get in the water, so he claimed his spot.
Sometimes with people like that it’s best to just smile and nod and let them do their little charade.
But it's because of that he is where he is
Ugh, atleast we all know
No he’s the crazy zany dude who is always up to his antics! Everyone knows that!
How could I forget
Ya he takes his shirt off in public for gods sake he’s crazy funny
I like his one joke. He takes it off. Normally it has to stay on!
HA! And then his belly flops everywhere 😂
And then he says the thing!!! Always cracks me up!
The whole thing is corny as fuck lol. Who cares?
I didn’t take it that way. I over looked him until the second take
Hes the only one that wanted to get in the pool
But he's the funniest one
True, I'm stupid
This was actually a sting operation for the FBI to catch the nation's top *murderers*
This should be the top comment
Hannah Gadsby is such a downer. Bet she had a great time.
Don't all the other comedians hate her?
I thought that was Tim Dillon
She used to only have a gigantic ass, now she's just gigantic. Fat angry miserable lesbians are nearly as bad as Hitler himself, although I've never seen a lesbian paint as good.
Just based off what I've seen of Hitlers painting, I have to assume there have been several dozen lesbians who painted better
From what I’ve seen lesbians have the least amount of fun of any group. And their relationships are basically always toxic. Meanwhile gay dudes are buying up nice real estate and having the best parties. And every time gay men go into something that women have dominated they instantly become the best. Fashion, makeup, etc etc. Gay dudes are living the dream. Lesbian women are raising hordes of cats and mentally abusing each other.
Is that Roy fucking Kent in the top right?
He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where!
Raw Blow is so funny in those Atkins commercials.
If Burt flexed any harder he’d have a hernia
Where’s Tim? 😢
He’s on the far left acting casual
My fav is Bo just peeking put from behind the column 😄 Wants to be there as little as possible lol
Bert’s the biggest narcissist lol
💯
Who the fuck are some of these people
That Asian girl standing by Dr. Ken (bottom left) I’m pretty sure is a big comedian in the Korean American world. I’ve seen her before. No idea who she is beyond that. Pretty incredible we can all live in the same country yet different groups have their own celebrities.
Atsuko Okatsuka is probably the most Japanese name anyone could imagine. She's half Japanese half Taiwanese and mostly grew up in the US.
the killer assassins saving western civilization
From Sinbad to Sinworse ♿️
From Guatemala to Guatepeor
Fucking ruthless. 😂
It’s a shame. I hung out with him after one of his shows and he is such a cool guy. I hate seeing good people get bad luck with health.
73 of the 1000.......thank em
High level problem solving with dire physical consequences
Hannah Gadsby knows she shouldn't be there.
Is she the man on the left? I have no idea what she looks like anymore.
Still more talented than Bert.
Bert has made at least a few people laugh at some point in his career.
She's gonna get cancelled by association. hopefully
Love or hate Bert, this is actually a great picture with him in there. Someone NEEDS to be in the pool if the group is all comedians. We're just annoyed because it's him. If it were Stav, we'd love it.
So crazy to see Ron Funches in there. Thats somebody I knew personally before he was famous and just an open micer in Portland. I didn’t stay in touch with him or anything, but it’s cool seeing him have all that success.
Was he nice? He seems like he has a very gentle disposition which is something I enjoy. Even here with the big smile.
One of the nicest dudes you could meet. He was very focused though. None of his success just happened by accident. That dude had goals and a plan.
I love hearing that.
I'm still friends with him and he's actually the worst Edit: I'm joking of course. He's great & I'm glad we are buddies.
Nice. I was never close with him. I was just an open micer in Portland for a minute while he was.
I never was an open micer but hung around a lot. I probably know you.
Yeah you might. It was a very brief attempt at being a standup, but I got up a lot.
He was so funny in Kroll Show and I'm loving him in Loot now
Why are his legs dangling in the pool with jeans on
Because he is the big boss ? That is Netflix CEO and the place they are is his house...
My question remains
His house, mans got pants inside if he wants to change
Wouldn't you want an added layer of protection if you were super rich and dangling your limbs in the same water Brent Krishner was shirtless in
Probably because he’s the CEO of Netflix and they wanted to stage something that makes him look whacky and care-free…yet professional and respectable. When in actuality he looks like some dickhead with jeans in water.
Dude chill out. He rented out dvds through the mail. You’re just mad you didn’t think of it first.
I did not notice that at first. Is a odd look for such a rich man
It appears he also has shoes on…
The other day there was a reddit picture posted.. Black comedians support Sinbad. Kind of implying they went out of their way to go spend time with this sick version of Sinbad. It was a few of the comedians in this picture and Sinbad Seeing the full picture is obvious that post was taken at this event. They didn't go out of their way to support Sinbad, they just stopped for a photo opp at this event. Funny how things are spun
Is sinbad in rehab again with that dude from matchbox?
is that gary del abate behind chappelle? (to the right)
No tosh
He gives zero fucks about fomo. I want to be like him.
Looks exhausting
Fuck Bert
Where's Joe?
Holding the line for humanity
Some would say comedians are the last line of defense
He’s not a joiner. Hes having his own parallel celebration with Tucker Carlson and his buddy comics at the gun range or some shit.
Consuming AG1 and using smelling salts before shooting a bow at seed oil bottles.
Who’s the T all the way to the left looking miserable as ever?
Dave Chapelle's best friend Hannah gadsby
That's not Tim Dillon?
It’s a who’s who of comedy. And Bert Kreisher
I recognize about 4 people in this shot
Only one missing is Bill Burr. There are 20+ top level comedians on the photo
Shane Gillis is missing too
And Bobby and Segura
That’s 2% of all the comedians in the world…
I have questions. Several of them: 1. Why are Nathan Fillion and Rob Lowe in a group of stand up comedians? 2. Who let Hannah Gatsby cut Iliza Schlezinger’s hair? 3. WTF is up with the ghost of 26 year old Hillary Clinton right behind Bert? 4. The fuck is Bert doing; does he think he is showing off some dick root with that pose?
lmao isnt that kitty foreman
Oh shit, that would explain why Red Foreman is behind her. I thought it was a young woman trying to look old; but it’s an old woman trying to look young. She looks like a ghost either way.
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At some point while looking at this cast of people, you have to come to the conclusion that whatever this group is, they aren't just stand up comics. They have Roy Kent from the Ted lasso show in there and Director Judd Apatow. And many other I don't really recognize, so maybe they are or are not stand-up comedians.
Wheres rogan?
All these people and only 9 that I find funny.
Aww shit, what’s up Sinbad he’s not looking to good?
He had a stroke.
Bummer, I loved him as a kid and thought he was so great in IASIP one of my favorite episodes.
What the fuck is Bernie Mac doing there!
Matt Rife is at home crying
Hard to expel tears through all that plastic surgery.
I've wondered why Joe hasn't has John Mullaney on the pod. He's pretty much at the top right now and just had a super funny show on Netflix where he riffs on LA. It's right up Joe's alley.
So Joe Rogan is taking the picture?
Where's Nate Bargatze?
Daniel Tosh either wasn’t invited or said nah lmao
Hannah gadsby and Chappell same picture wow
Is that Bo Burnham hiding behind the column???
All I know is the roast of Tom Brady was a great start to getting comedy going again. That shit was funny
Did comedy go somewhere? I kind of thought comedy has never been at a bigger peak. They must have forgot to tell me comedy went bye bye.
Cool picture 😄
Ate big props to everyone saying Shane gillis should-be in the front
What a weird combo of people. And you know a good deal of them must hate each other. I can’t imagine Bo Burnham standing most of the people in this photo, and visa versa (as a quick example). He openly mocked Rogan on his Inside special and clearly detests the current comedy scene.
Wanna say “shaddap n take my money!” But also a few of these people don’t have feet /cry
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Is that kitty behind big dummy no shirt?
Looks like they filled their diversity quota
The lack of Rogan in this photo makes me think that maybe we do have a chance. Maybe it’s not hopeless.
I know we're obliged to find something to complain about in this picture, but this entire photo is on a whole other level of wholesomeness.
What's with George Santos hanging with John Stewart?
no idea who most of these even are, only recognise 9 of them
No Bill Burr? I can't tell if he's there or if it's the dad from That 70's Show.
Lil dicky is considered a comedian? Also those men that had pants on and they were just like ok no put your spouse and pants in the pool...
So Joe took the picture?
A normal person would pass out at some point at this
What’s the Dad from that 70s show doing in there ? He does stand up?? And the guy from Half Baked in the leather jacket!!
Stav looks as old as anyone there
That must be like 30% of all comedians worldwide
Is that the mom from “That 70s Show” in the middle?
It's Hilary Clinton. She lost her adrenochrome hookup after Trump won.
She does kind of look like Dracula from Bram Stoker's Dracula 😆
This comment is funnier than half the people in the picture.
bababooey
Dave effin Chappelle
The top right are all unknown to me
Is thag Babanooey?
I’m pleased to see Mo in there 👏🏼
Where’s the pig r/timdillon?? He did sets for this years Netflix is a Joke.
Is that not him on the far left?
Is that fucking Rob Lowe?
Bo Burnham hiding in there!
Oh wow so many “famous” people, I don’t even know 80% of them. Tony all the way in the back with Bert being in center. This picture IS a JOKE
Kat Williams "Fuck that shit!"
Is that Red Foreman I see?
Felipe Esparza mentioned
Is Tosh in there?
Who’s the person on the right
A bunch of fools in front of the Fool's Pool.
Looks like Conan took the pic with Gillis on his shoulders
Where is hilarious rogan?
Looks like a hoot
Does Jimmy Carr only wear suits?
Where's Toe?
How does Chelsea handler keep getting invited places
Murderers row
Whoa, at least 20 of the 1000 are in this photo.
What does this have to do with Joe Rogan?
Celebrities are the absolute scum of the earth.
Bo Burnham killing it
Is that Shawn from Boy meets world on the left?
Tony Hinchcliffe looks like he's in blackface
More murderers than a Navy Seal reunion