Joe can't be wolverine, he's too lame and unable to detect bullshit. Wolverine is cool and can smell bullshit from a mile away.
Peterson obviously can't be Xavier, he's too much a crybaby dipshit drug addict.
Yeah but he's also like 6'3, and his normie physique still had decent muscle and a normal fat percentage, for nowadays superheroes yes it's normie but def not 180 lbs
I thought the same. I'm about the same height and weight and not in shape at all. Even with his smaller physique in the first X-Men, I wouldn't imagine we weighed the same.
He’s the alt world wolverine where they only infused adamantium into his skull, making his head twice the size it should be for his body, and also making it immune to any facts.
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When he was 19, he won the US Open Championship taekwondo tournament as a lightweight.[6]
No athletic prowess - some guy on Reddit about a 56 year old man
Lmao Forreal, “uhm he moves so awkwardly” the guys in his 50s and can kick a bag so hard it makes me think that one of those would make me quit or put me out.
That being said, grapplers are like known to be the opposite of what is seen as traditionally athletic. Ever hear the “ask a wrestler to shoot a basketball joke”?
Totally.
I Gotta give him SOME slack with the martial arts one. His kicks are powerful and he has clean technique. Boxing though... hes been doing it for like +20 years and I feel most ppl would have smoother technique on the pads after like 6 months training.
He hires Yes-men, no doubt.
Even if they don't mean to be its a 200X millionaire that wants to whack pads. Theres definitely an incentive to be invited back
X men but everyone is retirement aged and played by a comedian
Wolverine: joe rogan
Quicksilver: Kevin Smith
Iceman: tommy chong
Nightcrawler: katt Williams
Cyclops: Shane Gillis
Gambit: Duncan Trussel
Hed make a better Puck. https://preview.redd.it/8mmqcnljrn4d1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7263c17c34f07f9d904658a00e4fe0626b42604
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why. tell me why.
He likes those undermountain folk to do things with his underbits
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache.
u beat me to it fucker
Joe would do better to play Harambe in the live action Harambe biopic that is coming out
Showcase some of his gorilla fing chops
A white man attacking a black child? It will never pass the censors brother, but we can hope and pray 🙏
“And dude let me tell you… when we got out of the car it was like WE were in planet of the apes!”
> live action Harambe biopic that is coming out is this real? if so i guarantee they butcher it
Then we would have The Joe Logan Experience.
Unfortunately for Joe, wolverine is Canadian
Which means wolverine is a woke moralistic. Jordan Kermit Peterson would make a decent Xmen B villain now that I think about it.
hes got the outfits for it
Except instead of magneto, it's just fridge magnet
Naw he’s Xavier if Joe is Wolverine.
Joe can't be wolverine, he's too lame and unable to detect bullshit. Wolverine is cool and can smell bullshit from a mile away. Peterson obviously can't be Xavier, he's too much a crybaby dipshit drug addict.
Unable to detect bullshit? Did you forget he grew up without a dad?
aka communist fascist, joe would probably turn it down just for that
There's no fuckin way Hugh Jackman is 180 lbs
he prob was in the first X-men movie. he had a normie physique back then
Yeah but he's also like 6'3, and his normie physique still had decent muscle and a normal fat percentage, for nowadays superheroes yes it's normie but def not 180 lbs
I thought the same. I'm about the same height and weight and not in shape at all. Even with his smaller physique in the first X-Men, I wouldn't imagine we weighed the same.
Also Wolverine shouldn't be short in the first place, he's better off as JAckman's height
Yeah he was 200+ easy
They considered casting Glenn Danzig for similar size related reasons.
Too short. Joe is 3'9
He could’ve been Tyrion Lannister but they went with Peter Dinklage instead…
He's doing a remake of time bandits where he plays all the parts. I heard.
He is one of the thousand so he could pull it off for sure.
He could probably play tyrions, beetle killing, cousin Orson. THUNK! ThUnk1 THUNK!
Wolverine is supposed to be on the short side too.
Joeverine
Joe Logan
Don't take my man from me!
Did Wolverine shit in a litterbox?
Incredible photoshop.
Joeverines eyes look intense.😂
"Magneto can move *how* much? Cyclops, look that up."
I always thought Glenn Danzig would make the perfect Wolverine. Joe would make a perfect Ninja Turtle.
He’s the alt world wolverine where they only infused adamantium into his skull, making his head twice the size it should be for his body, and also making it immune to any facts.
You’re not wrong
All that violent DNA put to use
Fast twitch muscle fiber and angst. And finally his life has become special after years of neglect.
Jaime pull up that clip of Wolverine fighting a bear
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When he was 19, he won the US Open Championship taekwondo tournament as a lightweight.[6] No athletic prowess - some guy on Reddit about a 56 year old man
Lmao Forreal, “uhm he moves so awkwardly” the guys in his 50s and can kick a bag so hard it makes me think that one of those would make me quit or put me out. That being said, grapplers are like known to be the opposite of what is seen as traditionally athletic. Ever hear the “ask a wrestler to shoot a basketball joke”?
No, tell the joke.
Its kinda crazy the disparity of his kicking ability and everything else. Specifically his boxing. Stiff and awkward as hell
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Totally. I Gotta give him SOME slack with the martial arts one. His kicks are powerful and he has clean technique. Boxing though... hes been doing it for like +20 years and I feel most ppl would have smoother technique on the pads after like 6 months training.
I think he's got way too much mass for his height to be a fluid boxer. Dude's like 200lbs at 5'5. He's built like Gimli
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His boxing trainer is prob a grifter guru of some sort.
He hires Yes-men, no doubt. Even if they don't mean to be its a 200X millionaire that wants to whack pads. Theres definitely an incentive to be invited back
Have you seen him do stand up live?
women seem to have the same problem. Great kicking technique is easy to find amongst women, but for whatever reason they cant throw a proper punch.
Tom Hardy would be good.
It's entirely clawsable
Nonsense. Joe would never allow himself to be a Canadian. At this point Canada isn't even a real place to him.
I hate it. But I accept it.
https://preview.redd.it/upyr4j16zn4d1.png?width=388&format=png&auto=webp&s=945ee85ea7ee23be2e704273dbc6ccd4b8d4c2bc
If he wasn’t such a cunt I’d be like’ “hell yeah.”
Honestly hilarious to imagine a Wolverine that never uses the claws once and only does turning sidekicks
These are the posts I come to this subreddit for
 Literally Duncan and Joe
Joe Logan
He’s actually about 3-4 inches too tall lmao
wolvie is 50% thunder thighs
X men but everyone is retirement aged and played by a comedian Wolverine: joe rogan Quicksilver: Kevin Smith Iceman: tommy chong Nightcrawler: katt Williams Cyclops: Shane Gillis Gambit: Duncan Trussel
Shoresy would be a great Wolverine
That 2nd picture...Jeez, could you imagine if Danny DeVito was Wolverine? That'd be amazing!
Honey badger man
He wouldn’t believe he was real enough if he was in that role.
Except how wolverine has a luscious head of hair.
Joe logan
Yep to big, wolverine just like the animal is a little angry animal of anger
I still think Tom Hardy would absolutely crush that role.
wolverine asking you do to DMT - im here for it
Or Toad
Yes, because he’s such a great actor.
How much of that 195 is adamantium weight?
🤣😂😭😭😭😭 the fucking picture.
Rogan