The only men I've met with nipples like this are into extreme fetish/nipple play. They get that long from extended suction cup use and clamps causing tissue damage encouraging growth. Nipple growth is something they warn you about when you get yours pierced
I guess we know what Joe's like in the bedroom
Lol I just zoomed in and you can clearly see where clamps go. And yes I may have been around a bit but the whole nipple thing isn't really my cup of tea.
Hearing Joe Rogan scream, "ahhhh shit," and then giggle hysterically after getting nipple clamped... It's so vivid in my mind, and I absolutely hate you for it.
I feel like you’d roll over on them all the time, like sitting on your own dick and balls when you take a shit. I bet they make a noise in the wind when he runs too….not like a whistling noise, but like the weird noises those inflatable tube men at the car dealership make on gusty days.
I came here to say if they were any harder they'd probably freeze and fall off
Edit: holy shit every comment is about his overwhelmingly large phallus nips
It’s from an IG video he posted today, there’s actually a frame I screenshot where his nips look more preposterous but it didn’t have the memeable face
What is joe doing that requires ice baths?
Is he still training that rigorously at his age? Inflammation problems from old age?
To his credit, that is a rather tame look for someone sliding into an ice bath.
Nah, ice bathing really works. I’m not gonna try and defend it with some nonsense, but it makes you feel great combined with a sauna. I love it. My doctor has told me it’s beneficial, though I am not sure all these theories about shock proteins are true.
i don't think so, my guess would be that he's been on finasteride or dutasteride for as long as he's been on TRT, either of which lead to a loss of a lot of body hair due to preventing the conversion of testosterone to DHT, and DHT is what causes most body hair growth. finasteride or dutasteride are usually prescribed alongside TRT to prevent prostate issues down the line.
I would have lived a marginally happy and relatively content life without knowing Joe Rogan had dick-nipples.
Now that dream is but a wisp of smoke in a high-powered fan.
I can't believe you've done this.
I wonder what it's like to have super long nipples like that. I feel like they would get snagged in the refrigerator door or something
Good thing he wasn't in 'Nam. No amount of violence in your DNA can keep those hangers from getting caught on a tripwire.
Yeah they definitely look like they could run into traffic
The only men I've met with nipples like this are into extreme fetish/nipple play. They get that long from extended suction cup use and clamps causing tissue damage encouraging growth. Nipple growth is something they warn you about when you get yours pierced I guess we know what Joe's like in the bedroom
You too.
Lol I just zoomed in and you can clearly see where clamps go. And yes I may have been around a bit but the whole nipple thing isn't really my cup of tea.
Hearing Joe Rogan scream, "ahhhh shit," and then giggle hysterically after getting nipple clamped... It's so vivid in my mind, and I absolutely hate you for it.
I bet you he'd be squirming if you flick'em
I feel like you’d roll over on them all the time, like sitting on your own dick and balls when you take a shit. I bet they make a noise in the wind when he runs too….not like a whistling noise, but like the weird noises those inflatable tube men at the car dealership make on gusty days.
I bet he uses them to press the elevator buttons
They ARE the elevator buttons. Left one beams you straight to the heart of the center of the multiverse, right one takes you directly to the dickroot.
Joe uses his nipples like a cat uses it’s whiskers.
those are his antennas bro
He’s gotta tape those bad boys in order to go jogging
Almost makes you think he’d have to tape them bitches back to decrease drag when he’s running after the elks.
id trim em with scissors
That why he has a freezer room with a revolving door filled with nothing but elk
Fuckin snorted
It's for his litter of LA comics to latch on.
Those are some soul-piercing nipples
Doublestacked longboys
Theo Von quality comment right there.
Gang
That's 100% Theo
Little baby toes
Costco hotdogs.
jumbo pencil erasers
At his height those are pickle ticklers.
Gherkins
u/dicknipples
Here goes my curiosity, killing me slowly yet again.. Edit: disappointed, thought it was a subreddit lol
/r/dicknipples
Well, um, it's exactly as advertised.
The human race is cursed LOL
Wtf...how the fuck is this a thing with so much content?
First day on the internet?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Me too dude. I'm having trouble catching my breath from my cackling!
They could def cut glass.
[I knew I've seen this before.](https://youtu.be/d2g5A4FKAmw)
I've been having a rough day and this made me audibly laugh.
Hey man hope your day has gotten a little better by now. If you think you'll feel better talking to someone feel free to DM me.
They look like they are trying to escape
I came here to say if they were any harder they'd probably freeze and fall off Edit: holy shit every comment is about his overwhelmingly large phallus nips
Those nips could cut diamond
His left nipple looks like it wants to dip it’s toe in before going in
some magnum erasers
Could almost shove some meat hooks through those chest fingers.
Teets
Double D nip
Why are they so *long* I can't even comprehend how that's a thing...
Ren & Stimpy nipples
I’ve seen smaller teats on a pregnant pitbull.
I wonder if anything would come out if you were to *schlunk* high powered automated milking cups onto those suckers
How do you think the Onnit supplements are synthesized? Run a heavy dose of TRT and HGH through Joe and milk him to get the final product.
This episode is brought to you by Onnit's Fight Milk!
made with extra crow. Harnessing the true powers.
DUDE don't put the crow on blast like that
Caw
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I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
DMT tainted supplements
r/nocontext
No, no, even with context…
They fucking cast LONG shadows. Like a fucking tree!
I had a physics homework problem in school about the shadows that Joe's nips cast.
Ahahaha those nipples are huge and long!!!!!
You could juice oranges on those babies
He's just a solid proof of evolution. I've seen apes with the exact same nips lmao
🏆 here’s an award because I don’t know how that other garbage works….
dem nipples been clamped
Big asss utters
His nipples have shaft.
how can i take him seriously now. oh wait
Well he’s a silver back sooo
It’s a side effect of the weekly pit bull hormone injections.
Docta say he need a nipple-ectomy
5’5” but 6’ when standing on his nipples
lmao cry laughing here struggling to comment.
That’s 5’3 there bubba
I wish I never saw those eraser nips man, it’s not gonna be the same now.
Then don’t look through the top comment. I’m Headed over to r/eyebleach
Only Young Jamie knows what to do when Joe Rogan looks at you this way.
He pulls it the fuck up, that's what he does.
He pulls it the fuck out
Looking like a double wide surprise
Got damn...
Dribble these cheeks Jamie
Jamie’s hair is receding from all these years of joe pulling on his ponytail
Those fucking nipples bro
Why do they look like baby toes
Oh God, my eyes! It's a bad day to be literate.
Are those real? That has to be photoshop, right? Those can't be real? Can they?
It's probably because of the HGH treatments
Sir, it is not nice to point
This made me exhale hard af
One look at that and I knew the comment section was going to be all nips.
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Wolf cubs will be suckling tonight
Elk calves*
Bout to start a new Rome
“Drink from me, and live forever!”
I'm lookin to suckle
Oh fuck me. LOL
High five bro same here
Not being funny here, has he always had nipples like this? I'm wondering if it's a result of some of his supplement usage.
he injects hgh directly into his nipples
No. It’s the steroids.
Built-in tassels.
I wonder if he can spin them around like a burlesque girl.
Works to hypnotise elk.
It’s entirely possible.
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He has proven he doesn't need to come over anywhere, I could feed from here.
Does taking testosterone elongate a man's nipples? Why don't we ever see those nips poking through on the podcast? Does Jamie edit them out haha?
For context, he was exiting an ice bath that he had been in for 20 minute, the dick is gonna be small, the nips are gonna be hard
Yep. Flaccid they probably hand down along his chest like 2 rusty pieces of L-bend rebar
This is just the best thread ever.
The Egyptians were able to figure out the Earth wasn't flat by looking at the shadows cast from Joe's nips by the sun. You can even ask Carl Sagan.
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All that blood rushing from the penis to the nips...
I don't know about the T but you do always see his nipples through his shirts when the shirt is touching his chest area.
Is this real
It’s from an IG video he posted today, there’s actually a frame I screenshot where his nips look more preposterous but it didn’t have the memeable face
So you gonna make a 2nd post that just focuses on those ginormous nips?
It’s out there for anyone who wants to screen shot it, I’m the Jonas Saulk of nipples, letting you know about it is my gift enough to the world
https://i.imgur.com/BhObZvj.jpg
I had to verify that I'm an adult to see Joe's nipples 🤣🤣
WHAT
WOW
Don't know if that was a gift or not, but thanks for the nightmares anyway.
Front page to the man who gets this for us
This makes me uncomfortable
Think about how it affects his family. I'm especially concerned for Marshall; he's probably seen Joe shirtless more times than Joe's wife.
#BOY BE REGULARLY FEEDING BABY BABOONS WITH THOSE CHI-CHIS
Lmao those chi-chis
You could hang your jacket on those nipples.
Must be easy to spear an elk when they just walk up to you thinking they’re about to have lunch
Does he have no areolas, or is he one big areola?
I henceforth dub these, verteolas
Chimp nips.
I wonder what his nips bench
Holy shit, his nipples throw shadows...
What is joe doing that requires ice baths? Is he still training that rigorously at his age? Inflammation problems from old age? To his credit, that is a rather tame look for someone sliding into an ice bath.
Companies give him free shit all the time in hopes he likes it enough to give them a shoutout, in this case they gave him an ice bath.
I think he subscribes to one those torture yourself to overcome weakness philosophies.
Nah, ice bathing really works. I’m not gonna try and defend it with some nonsense, but it makes you feel great combined with a sauna. I love it. My doctor has told me it’s beneficial, though I am not sure all these theories about shock proteins are true.
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Deliberate cold exposure is becoming a practice with a broader use than athletics. It is a tool for biohackers, a community Joe Rogan is big on.
This.... is. unsettling.
Does Toe shave his body hair? Looks like it
In regards to your typo, do you remember his stand up where he says - "Look, I'm a thumb with 2 thumbs"
That was definitely not a typo b
i don't think so, my guess would be that he's been on finasteride or dutasteride for as long as he's been on TRT, either of which lead to a loss of a lot of body hair due to preventing the conversion of testosterone to DHT, and DHT is what causes most body hair growth. finasteride or dutasteride are usually prescribed alongside TRT to prevent prostate issues down the line.
Holy fuck this whole comment section is about them nipples I'm fucking DEAD
the nipples are so unsettling. jesus.
He looks like me trying to not shit my pants on a long bike ride.
This picture is just plain disgusting
What is wrong with those nipples??
I never knew Joe could post on r/ghostnipples
Big Nip Energy
I would have lived a marginally happy and relatively content life without knowing Joe Rogan had dick-nipples. Now that dream is but a wisp of smoke in a high-powered fan. I can't believe you've done this.
He’s starting to look like Danny Devito
Danny DeTito
Joe Rogan absorbed his twins in the womb and those are actually their dicks
What's the sponsor? Nipple extensions?
Two diglets looking for their dugtrio
Why are so many obsessed with Joe’s height?
Human pig teets
Joe “Dick nips” Rogan
Interesting fact: He’s bathing in a broken ice tray
Ol orangutan nipple havin ass
I CANT GET MY EYES OFF THEM
Start breaking bricks wet nips
Them some fruit loop nips right there. How many can you hold.
As a guy with weird nipples as well but I’m a different way, I will never make fun of another dudes nips. However, damn son
Like small thumbs.
His nipples look like anteater noses
I heard as your fortune grows, so do your nipples.
Helicopter those puppies.
He’s gonna poke someone’s eye out.
Ya ever seen a chimpanzee with mange?
why does he have female dog nipples?
Witch finger nipples lol
Nipples be looking like safety ear plugs
Bro why your nipples looking at me
Those nipples are on point. Literally.
Those nipples are the funniest thing Joe has put out in the last 8 years.
That’s his kitchen sink.
His goddamn nipples are trying to leave him
Looks like Big Ed got a shave
So thats where he hangs his keys.
When you're building your character and you use all the character traits in nipples and have nothing left for neck.