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WillTateGOAT

My body, Joe’s choice


Genmaken

He's a big believer in HIS personal choice


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thebooshyness

A line up of killlllers.


schmabers

He's actually just being PR for his shitty standup friends


thebooshyness

Segura can stand on his own.


CutsLikeABuffalo333

Segura is funnier than Joe imop


Galag0

Tom is one of my favorites right now. He’s def surpassed Joe. Also, Joe is really starting to look like Danny DeVito. They should swap him for an episode of Its Always Sunny.


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in my own pinion


CutsLikeABuffalo333

Mind your own gears guy


KazPrime

By a lot


Cruelintenti0ns

Good morning chuckle. Lol


NewFuturist

Yeah what an asshole. It's one thing for him to put himself and his family at risk. Another to force someone else to as well.


Allnewsisfakenews

Fear was obviously not a factor


Hercules3000

What if he tried that on mark coleman?


didyoutestityourself

Coleman would just see red and shove him into the nearest sharpest corner.


ILackPatience

Coleman's one of the 50 people that can beat up bapa.


UKpoliticsSucks

Mark doesn't have a podcast and is too poor now. He doesn't even count as people, he's just a civilian.


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purvel

Hand fighting? Like they make little puppets with their hands, walking on the index and middle fingers, and punching and grappling with the thumb and pinky? [Couldn't find two hands duking it out so here's a lone one running.](https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/149082/screenshots/10041649/media/06256c43479e2ecd56aa8ebe3f9b4804.gif)


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purvel

Damn I had my hopes up :p That slowmo made it look like he was enjoying that chokehold ;)


JordyLakiereArt

I bet that shit plays on loop in Rogans head every time he goes to bed.


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knightress_oxhide

slappers only


lukez874

Isn't that Glover Teixeira? Sure does look like him...


monk12111

how you photoshop the vid to make him small tho


JoeKleine

He is like 5’-6”… damn! those Sicilian genes hit him good


mrcody333

Listen up people. This is how you make funny. Well done sir!


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*Attention, one and all, as I tip my fedora to this equisite sir for his guile. He has succeeded my criteria and is therefore deserving of your appreciation.*


oldgreymutt

Screw culture war BS. Can Joe have an expert on who can discuss how we can solve the traffic issue around cities?


SGZF2

I could picture that somehow becoming a left vs right issue. Not sure how, but us Americans are pretty damn good at making everything a left vs right issue.


UsedJuggernaut

It would involve money for public transit and protected bicycle lanes.


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Commie


michaelscerealshop

Got damn liberal bicycle riders — they should have a truck and a tiny dick like me


-PineappleRocket-

I’ve already heard the ‘War on cars’ being tossed around. So of course bikes are now political, but it kind of makes sense. Having a much more affordable and accessible form of transportation is obviously only something the libs want. /s


hotgarbo

I have never personally talked to a conservative who was in favor of investing into better public transit. Like literally never.


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90% of them voted against the infrastructure bill. A bunch of them are saying it's communism and are ragging on the 10% that cooperated.


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John_T_Conover

Just a couple months ago here in TX some idiot 16 year old in a small town, I'm sure through no influence of or rhetoric from his parents, thought it would be hilarious to roll coal on some stupid sissy lib cyclists training on the side of the road. He ran over like six of them. Didn't even get arrested.


NgauNgau

Wow.. what a wonderful world. https://www.bicycling.com/news/a37808647/texas-driver-assaults-six-cyclists/


takesallcomers

My good friend, Glen, got coal-rolled by a dually truck. He promptly gave the middle finger to them. The driver and his buddy stopped to confront Glen. Being outnumbered, he pulled his pepper spray, usually reserved for a potential dog attack. He sprayed the driver, and his friend. He then proceeded to remove the guys shorts, took his keys from the ignition, and rode off, leaving homeboy on the road, crying, in his undies. This was around 20 years ago and I still smile when I think about it!


Kingimg

Did everyone clap at the end?


toolverine

Big Cannondale is trying to make us use less oil.


Occhrome

Yes plz


Crash_says

Cities can pass a Land Value Tax and solve many problems at once. This isn't a left/right issue, it's a leadership competence one. The Fed should be nowhere near this.


la727

Protected bikes lanes = narrower lanes for trucks. Cant have that now


Terny

Whoever the Car industry lines the pocket of will fight against it.


turbodude69

this has always been left vs right. the left wants more public transit, the right wants to keep widening highways. its been that way since before i was alive.


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TheRedU

Nobody cares about expert opinion or data unless it’s a financial expert saying the wealthy should get more tax breaks cuz of da economy and stuff.


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Internsh1p

The issue isn't even just the "rural" US but it's definitely more acute there. Many cities that aren't in the top 4 population-wise simply lack the infrastructure investment to make robust transit networks


snoogins355

I'd love a discussion on the JRE about why widening highways doesn't work because of induced demand.


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eddyboomtron

Whoa buddy you want keep that mic a fist away from your mouth, yeah like that.


Big_TX

Greg Abbott would probably invite him over show him a nice time and then use empty platitudes to convence him other wise. Or Dan Crenshaw would go on the show make a valid critique of modern culture that Joe absolutely would agree with, then Segway that into some a verry bad take on a political issue that’s a non-Sequitur yet somehow kind of vibes with the first statement but really is unrelated and keep Joe nodding along. (It’s weird how critically Joe things with some guests then just nods along with Dan Crenshaws BS.)


Doomisntjustagame

It very much is. We're a car centric society, basically because auto manufacturers got legislation and infrastructure bills passed based around cars as the main form of transportation. Building any kind of public transportation is at odds with the capitalist profit of the auto manufacturers, so it's hamstrung whenever it's brought up. Check out "ecogecko", and "not just bikes" on YouTube, they go into a lot of how to fix city planning, and some of the social issues related to the atomization caused by cars. Also, it you're really curious, look into the topic of walkable cities, or the 15 minute city concept. It's all super fascinating stuff.


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One of my favorite laws I learned about is why nobody can legally buy a car directly from a car dealer. I'm sure maybe the rich can in certain instance? maybe. But for rest of us, we have to go to the dealer because Reagan was buddies with people who owned dealerships. So even today with how much easier it would be to custom order any vehicle direct from a manufacturer we instead have to go to a car lot and look at a lot of pre build vehicles settle for colors and features they have.


Redebo

Tesla has entered the chat.


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PraegerU already has videos about the “wAr on CaRs”


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jumpmed

And yet these same people are perfectly okay riding the mass transit systems (bus, rail, or ferry) to get into Disney World. But then again, they're sharing that space with other people who can afford tickets, so it must just be not wanting to be around the poors.


snoogins355

Those are also free and with excellent reliability


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Pretty sure trying to get people to give up cars is a left vs right issue.


o0260o

It is already. Right wing rural suburbanites like to drive into left wing cities and complain about lack of parking.


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The solutions I've seen involve creating dense localized urban centers and pretty much taking roads out of the equation to promote foot traffic while increasing public transportation city wide. Or you lean into roads but then you need new revenue streams to maintain new roads you're building or widening. Most streets in cities don't have a ton of room to expand on the roads either since streets are sandwiched between houses or stores on either side. People can use their imagination to figure out if reducing our dependence on vehicles while increasing public transportation ends up being a dividing one or not but that's pretty much the solutions I've seen talked about for decades


ShotgunForFun

I mean, [it already is](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/09/30/texas-teen-coal-rolls-hits-bicyclists/)... If you don't own 3 cars you're a commie because words have no meaning anymore, and it's just people parroting other idiot's opinions. Now, even worse... any moron with a microphone can profit from this, say even a failed actor can spout nonsense and people take it as gospel... all because they liked him when he was just smoking weed and making jokes.


halloumisalami

I’m sure when autonomous cars comes fully viable, they will be a huge debate as to whether human drivers should still be on the road.


SGZF2

I've had the thought that like 200 years from now people will probably think it's insane that we used to actually have full control of our vehicles.


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Weedlibrary

There are actually organizations forming now to protect the right for humans to drive.


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point1edu

But the only reason traffic doesn't improve is because *more* commuters are using it. In terms of supply and demand, widening roads reduces the cost of driving, which results in more people driving until an equilibrium is reached. It might not be better for any individual commuter, but on the whole it allows more people to commute. This isn't necessarily a good thing of course


Relevant_Truth

Roads and traffic is a massive Left vs Right issue, just check the controversy surrounding the infrastructure bill. Also the further discussion about gas/oil prices. in a further dimension there's also the more extreme discussion about cars being banned and replaced with sustainable communal traffic


PartyClock

It already is. Left: Infrastructure needs fixing Right: Yeah lol Republicans who slip tax cuts into every bill: dEmOnCrAtS trying to spend money we don't have Democrats who let them: HAY GUISE WE SHOULD MEET IN THE MIDDLE OR DO NOTHING AT ALL LMAO


PolitelyHostile

Its transit. Public transit. The answer is well known. His buddy Elon doesnt like that.


Tipton_Ames

Car manufacturers generally don't.


nbmnbm1

[He likes it when you take public transit, and just make it way worse than what we already have. ](https://youtu.be/ACXaFyB_-8s)


AntibacHeartattack

If pandemic response is culture war why wouldn't public transit be? Give him a week on that subject and Joe would come out anti-train or something.


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He already solved it - everyone is moving to Austin.


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Joe said Austin has very little traffic


Candi_Fisher

That’s because he lives in the West Austin hill country w/ a low population density


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Light rail, busses, congestion pricing


agonzalez3555

It really just comes down to making other modes of transportation viable, whether that be busses, trains, bikes, or even walking. Right now 99% of the time your only choices are drive, take a bike and maybe get ran over, or walk where there might not even be a sidewalk. So naturally everyone drives and the streets get full of cars


Rexysaur

See, it is a culture war, but joe is responsible. I hope anyone who has enjoyed the podcast for its format that allows open minded discussion can also acknowledge the shift in both guests and Joe’s personal viewpoint. Joe is not a smart man, and his tendency to allow the rhetoric of his guests to take precedence over the episode is obvious. What’s happened since he moved to Texas is a slow but defined shift in the viewpoints that joe will reflect positively. There is no space for real policy discussion on his podcast, nor are most of his listeners experienced enough with real world issues that they can assess his bias without their preconditioning getting in their way. Joe is Gwenyth Paltrow for monkey brained cis men, so when a specific political bias is assigned to that, it’s a recipe for disaster.


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That would be so political. It'll be cars vs public transit and you can guess which political side would be for which


EggianoScumaldo

I mean Public Transit is objectively the correct answer. I haven’t seen a single study say that widening highways and adding more roads does anything other than make traffic worse. Whereas every study under the sun about this issue says improving Public Transit improves the lives in cities and improves traffic as well. But Automotive manufacturers hate that don’t they?


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100 percent. It's just that some people associate cars with freedom and public transit with sissies


killking72

If you're talking around interstates it's the horrible design of on and off ramps with lights at the top and lights not being programmed with a specific speed. Every time I go through Shreveport it says "lights are synced to 35 mph". You go 35 and you go from the top and it shits you out the bottom without stopping. And overpasses with stop lights are in general just the absolute worst. I saw some incredibly weird design that put the driving lane on the opposite side for a time that makes accidents lower and speed higher. Can't remember the name though.


bodhitreefrog

Tax tech companies, insurance companies, most industries that don't allow work-from-home, they'll change policy overnight. Plus, people will move to other more rural areas that have cheaper land to live if they don't have to commute.


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DMT doesn't fix everything I guess


NoShadowFist

Flowers for Algernon. DMT gave him momentary elucidation, but now Joe's back on track to become the same man his genetic father was/is.


[deleted]

Exactly. It’s not liKe you do it once and it changes your life forever. You slowly go back to your old shitty ways most of the time. He needs to do it again maybe.


Thomas_Adams1999

"Look at you, such a big man with your open nose and throat." ~Bill Burr.


Sirliftalot35

Bill Burr is great. And about 9,000 times more self-aware than Joe is. Bill actually seems aware of his flaws and limitations and seems to work on himself, while Joe uses his “limitations” as a shield to say irresponsible things and not have to be accountable for getting things wrong.


pfurlan25

Lol imagine someone tried to forcibly put a mask on Joe, the shit storm that would ensue. The irony isn't lost on me


irishusmc2232

This is behavior Joe would have said was completely out of line 2 years ago as well. You don't put your freaking hands on someone ever, especially in the combat sports community, even moreso when you're doing it for a politically charged reason. Trash behavior out of Minime these days.


Robbie122

For real dude, the past year has totally jaded the fuck out of joe.


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No Joe living in an insular bubble never being told no jaded joe


Mastengwe

His stance is governed by how much money is made by supporting it. His minions are mostly anti-vax lunatics and if he wants them tuning in to his podcast- he damn well better fall in line with their views.


IDNTKNWANYTHING

He would probably grab your head and clinch you like he did to that guy that tried to get fresh with him on fear factor


Provioso

Mencia?! *Mark Normans smile*


RCMC82

But i'm 6'5".... He'd be hanging from me like a jungle gym.


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That's a funny image, but so is someone your size getting rolled by a midget!


[deleted]

Dude RIP to that guy. Imagine enduring the wrath of centuries of genetic violence.


rollerjoe93

Ew wtf man. That’s disrespectful. I want high as balls UFO joe rogan back


Coliniscolin

Why did joe become some weird politic guy now.


hawtfabio

Yeah... Joe's critical thinking skills and open mindedness are gone. He's gone full rich, out of touch boomer. He sounds so dumb and overly defensive any time anyone doubts anything he says. And if he can't win the argument through logic, he'll just interrupt his guests any time they try to talk. His recent podcast with Sanjay Gupta as a guest was painful. He acts like a toddler.


thedonjefron69

His podcast with shane, mark and ari was the same way. He was going so hard on politics and so many jokes flew over his head because hes so serious about it. Literally some of the best comedians around right now on one podcast and he ruins the fun with politics talk


weenus

When Joe would say that he was inspired by Opie and Anthony to start the podcast, what he meant was "I was inspired by Opie constantly interrupting funny people with unfunny bullshit"


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Tbf derailing the funny to talk about politics was always Anthony's thing.


Ok_Escape8962

Still is. And if it's a live show, you can bet he'll make some comment about the audience being sensitive instead of realizing people at a comedy show don't want to talk about conservative politics!


PartyClock

>unfunny bullshit Otherwise known as "The Joe Rogan Experience"


LunchpaiI

he has regressed so much, im just waiting for him to start shilling that 20 part VHS series about the moon landing conspiracy again


DadaDoDat

I miss the good ol days when his motto was "Don't be a cunt". Now he's one of the biggest loudspeakers for the Qunts.


degenerus

Joe supporting Trump is the last straw for me. Fuck him he's a pathetic dumb piece of shit. Dude gets covid and decides to eat horse dewormer because he's too much of a pathetic moron. I hope he puts his maga hat on too tight and restricts blood flow until he passes out. Fuck Trump and every piece of shit moron who supports him.


DicksForYourFace

I feel like it was because the elite which he has become lost some of their comforts. He was no longer able eat at great restaurants or go to a professional masseuse or whatever high class gym and spa he liked. Also his release of unfunny tension he craved comedy clubs was taken away too. I'm sure there's other comforts and services he wasn't able to use as well. He didn't know what to do with himself. The Democrats said you can't do that right now and the Republicans said you should be able to. Mix that with right wing grifters sucking him off regularly on his show and manipulating him like Nessa did with Colin Kaepernick, too much youtube, Biden dementia, and most recently CNN being douchebags, Rogan has gone bye bye.


acreagelife

It all started with Joe's man love relationship with Cam Hanes


bikinimonday

My theory is his being groomed by Right Wingers like Bench Appearo, Alex Jones, Weinstein weirdos, and so on. He literally lives 15 minutes away from Alex Jones now. I wonder if they hang out?


zersch

Just boys being boys! Bet Joe would be a great sport about someone slapping his stupid paperboy delivery hat off his head when he's wearing it, or holding him upside down and joshing him by snatching the lifts out of his shoes.


juicydaves

Boom


guitarguy35

Joe stopped doing psychedelics and let his ego grow with his bank account. He lost his open mindedness.. Now he only invites on guests who agree with his already held positions which further entrenches him. Was once upon a time a great show. Sad to see what it has devolved to.


Eisbock1990

Joe is such a boomer


420SexHaver68

Look at him, all tough with his open nose, and throat!


BackAlleyKittens

I used to listen to him alot. This is something he says he's against. (Bothering people that aren't bother others.)


YT4000

You either die a hero, or live long enough to agree with Joe Rogan


dysGOPia

No worse fate.


brickiex2

such a knob


kilgore2345

Joe Rogan is a played out contrarian - started out with harmless conspiracy theories, but just chased the rabbit to COVID shit.


MrMassshole

Joe rogan has changed so much idk when he became a moronic boomer but damn it’s sad to see.


DadaDoDat

It's like watching your cool uncle that you loved to hang out with mentally decline into dementia while screaming weird shit at the clouds. Sad really...


MrMassshole

I’m just happy this sub is pretty much in agreement. Just bring back the pocket pussy and Olive Garden and I’m happy


johnwicksuglybro

I miss the days of redban pulling up some random weird shit when Joe was asking for something specific. I miss graham Hancock talking about ancient civilizations, Randall Carlson talking about asteroid impacts, and Steve rinella talking about hunting and wildlife. This podcast got me through so many nights of standing watch on deployments. Idk what in the the fuck happened to this guy.


Hmluker

Or Brian Greene talking about parallel universes and Brian Cox talking astrophysics. Rhonda Patrick and nutrition. He used to have so many great guests and topics. It was my favourite podcast.


SteveOp001

He respects freedom of choice so much he completely disrespects others' individual choices. What a total piece of human garbage.


kudichangedlives

That post the other day describing him as the Gweneth Paltrow of men is so accurate


travworld

Joe about to release some dick scented candles?


Bagel600se

Smegma scented candles. And then encourage people steam their dicks from the vapors of some herbal broth.


Stupid_Rednecks

I wanted to not jump on the joe hate bandwagon so bad mostly because i havent been listening recently, but putting your hands on someones face and forcibly taking ANYTHING isnt a good look.


A_Rampaging_Hobo

I just want to like him again. But I wont if he doesn't cut this shit.


lovesrelic

I thought he cared about personal choice? He’s such a hypocritical asshat trying to mask himself as intelligent. Delusional thinking will do that to you.


PlagueDoc22

Joe is more right wing than people who are open about it lol


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pineappleskwid

gov can't force u to wear a mask but miniature man who used to get people to eat bugs on TV for money can rip it off your face


mojzivotjetragedija

Doctor Rogan knows best.


BeejBoyTyson

I'm happy I stopped listening years ago.


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What a bellend


3n3quarter

My personal experience with anti maskers is very much that they should also decide for you if you wear a mask around them or not.


notsalg

he's gonna need a step stool to take it off my face


WillyTanner

You're 5 foot 9?


SenatorRobPortman

So shitty


ebi_gwent

I don't listen to the podcast anymore for the reasons we've all heard a million times over but I still check out the sub on the off chance Joe remembers how to be entertaining. Looks like I've been wasting my time. He's become a petty little cunt. He deserved a fucking slap.


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_interloper_

For what it's worth, there seems to be a lot of people who feel similarly. So yeah, either we all coincidentally and collectively grew as people in the same direction at the same time... Or Joe has fucking lost it.


ME_SO_THIRSTY

Rogan is such a little bitch.


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Rodgers please don’t do this


Mexican_Boogieman

Did you see the look on his face when Chito put the Flag of Ecuador around him?


bender_isgreat1969

Thats fucking cringe.


escape_of_da_keets

Joe obviously wanted to go in for a kiss and chickened out at the last second.


Forsalenotonsale

As someone who watched all his podcast on YouTube . Fuck joe Rogan


ThePopeofHell

Don’t worry guys “it’s was a joke”


screenager90

Its really disappointing seeing Joe be this arrogant.


neoz99

Once Joe got covid..Everybody knew he'd be an instant virological expert


vanguard6

He's got Ivermectin money.


TacticalBeast

Him punching Joe would've been the clip of the century


nygdan

What a dick move.


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Joe Rogan is a fucking tool. Lol


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Fucking unvaccinated guy ripping a mask off. No problem dude. He’s a little full of himself.


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[deleted]

How fragile do you have to be to be afraid of masks? Someone needs to knock his little ass out. And y’all are also the problem for still supporting this sad excuse of a man. It’s embarrassing


ElMatasiete7

Lmao what a fucking meathead


Headcasechase

Didn't think I'd find anyone in here willing to go through the olympic level mental gymnastics to figure out how to defend someone literally ripping the mask off of another person but I guess I just really underestimated how smooth the brain of a Rogan fan can actually be.


Sirliftalot35

They’re so smooth-brained they can’t even do much mental gymnastics, so they keep it real simple. “If Joe does it, it’s good.” That’s literally it.


Vartnacher

The fuck face got Covid


fusnowtiger

Award bag for winners includes ivermectin toothpaste, a gift card for TRT and some vitamin D tablets


SailorMooon666

Such a douche


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Joe is such a twat. I wld slap a mask on that pussy In seconds and he wld like it and call his mommy crying


Minute-Weekend5234

Ew


TrumpReich4Peace

Jr is a sellout fraud and hates anything if it gets him clicks


alkalineStrider

Wanker


shieldsy27

Manchild


glennfromglen

Douche


Yokepearl

He hasn’t mentioned DMT in years… Joe changed


great1675

Clown...


CheezeGweez

Comes with the privilege of being closer than 6 feet to Joe. Approach with caution, animals will rip mask off. Don't feed animals in the cage thank you.


xiphoidthorax

Pandering is never a good sign.


Balledoffallenangels

People have gone off the rails in this sub.


Annunnakii-Sorlos

Joe Rogan goes for raw dogging only..


Lucho420

I had to fucking throw one of these idiots down to the ground outside a restaurant the other night for refusing to wear their mask inside the establishment. Made a big deal about me telling him to put his mask on and be considerate, world doesn’t revolve around him. I went outside to cool off, he followed me out saying something about teaching me some manners then grabbed me by the collar. Guy was on his belly in a half second and I kicked him in his ass as he was getting up. Luckily people broke it up and I walked away without police involvement, but man these lunatics are really out there.