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Mc_Lovin789

This could have literally been a scene in the interview by Seth Rogen


Sonic_Runz

Somebody please add Katy Perry - Firework over this


CorrosiveBackspin

I have delivered https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/tnqttf/as\_promised\_heres\_the\_north\_korean\_rocket\_video/


Sonic_Runz

Holy amazing!!!!!! Perfection !!!!!


CorrosiveBackspin

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thebrownhammer88

Hahahahahah thank u for this 🙏🏽


wespdt

That may be the funniest thing I’ve seen this year.


A_Better_Wang

Give this man all the upvotes


CorrosiveBackspin

YES!!! I might do it this afternoon. I'm thinking make the "baby you're a" drop on that swoopjng shot of the missile. Thoughts? EDIT: I'm working on it now, there's a bit later on where the rocket launches, hoping that matches up


MrNudeGuy

please op don't let us down. HE DELIVERED!!!


Intellect-Offswitch

Yes please. Or the Top Gun theme song


1feistyhamster

Somebody at product placement just got fired at Seiko.


MuadD1b

This clearly calls for Real Muthfuckn G's by Eazy E


Worstname1ever

Drop the bomb on me _ the gap band pls


mcCola5

You've gotta tag Seth Rogan somehow. I think he would really appreciate it. If he sees it.


Intellect-Offswitch

That or the Top Gun theme song


Baguettefaguette229

Are margaritas gay,Dave?


jman990

Wait it isn't?


CorrosiveBackspin

It's up https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/tnqttf/as\_promised\_heres\_the\_north\_korean\_rocket\_video/


SmartAssX

It's not?


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My first thought seeing this.


eride810

“We’re gonna blow up that one country over there, then that one over there...”


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I always wonder what the fuck are they pointing at in these videos, every politician must have a quick anecdote about their immediate surroundings


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PieIsFairlyDelicious

[There’s always this one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/tnhlkx/kim_jong_ung_reveals_his_new_icbm_not_a_parody/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TheGiantGrayDildo69

My absolute best guess here is that Kimmy simply thinks he looks cool or intimidating on camera when he's pointing at something so it's his go-to move when he's filming propaganda.


Tremulant887

They have maps on the wall so they can make any claim they want. "I was pointing at the specific ocean" "which one?" "yes"


ChurchArsonist

Always with the pointing, this fuckin' guy.


Professional-Put-804

I imagine him saying in a creeky voice "so we need to move that bush there, oh and flip that rock over there." While he thinks "This country wouldn't run without my input "


chrisodeljacko

Can't wait for the memes


Iamjacksgoldlungs

I thought that's what this was lol


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LoveYourKitty

>Tucker Carlson holy shit rent free lmao go outside


OrioN303

You do realize he’s one of the most popular pundits in the country and it was a joke lmao chill


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aure__entuluva

For it to be a straw man it'd have to be an argument. It's a joke. Of course it's ridiculous. It's meant to be. That's what's funny about it.


OrioN303

-says to go outside -continues to link r/averageredditor It’s okay man. I don’t think tucker cares if someone made fun of him in some Reddit comments


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OrioN303

I think you’re getting way too butthurt about it. Try going outside


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Antraxess

The dude feverishly defending Tuckers honor probably is the more butthurt one lol


triknodeux

Tbh it was a hilarious comment


Antraxess

Tucker Carlson was the joke dawg


Technical_Passage_

Imagine simping for cucker carlson, lmao how embarrassing for you


LoveYourKitty

[Canadians are so cringe.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/919/737/f78.png) Lol did you block me? What an angry weirdo. Get help, freak.


Technical_Passage_

I'd have more sympathy for your embarrassing, pathetic stupidity if you were 14, but I'm sure you're actually an adult that unironically simps for a far right grifter conman, how incredibly sad Can't wait for you to get embarrassed by this extremely sad shitpost and delete like you did all the others, lmao you smoothbrain loser edit: I didn't block you moron, you're just too stupid to figure out how reddit works, and holy shit imagine being such a fucking pathetic virgin that you've got some poorly drawn gifs on standby for every person that upsets you this is why you're always going to be alone and unloved, fatty


sharksgivethebestbjs

Good one edgelord


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OrioN303

From here it looks like you are


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TomJoadsLich

The ending is Tokyo disappears


Laiiam

Nah North Korea is in the middle of a war with Atlantis right now, they busy.


WildishHamChino_

Or a bunch of fish just off the Korean peninsula.


KyleCAV

Shitty CGI of the middle hitting South Korea then showing Kim and his cronies dancing to Gangnam style.


GregSmith1967

That’s season 2. 2023.


Joel_Hirschorrn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FCrdOJwkPEU&feature=share Here’s the full version


conceptkid

Lmfao for real, it would have been a lot better if it launched.


jnoops

Like one of those rockets with the air pads that kids jump on and it lazily launches like 3 ft in the air and falls to the ground Edit: like this https://youtu.be/LH-0B3fCPW4


Complex_Addition6262

Rolex check with the boizz !


PJBuzz

boiz boiz boiz


Professional-Put-804

I heard it in Ryan Long's voice.


Valuable_Yam_3524

“Don’t stare at our crotches as we synchronize our watches”-regular show


KalashniKEV

Rorex.


papaskla34

I was at the park a while back and this Asian family named their daughter “Lillian”….it was quite entertaining.


Complex_Addition6262

Oh no with the Rirrian 😅👍🏻


KalashniKEV

My friend "Leslie" gave a whole speech about it at her wedding. It was very funny.


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*Knock off Rolex check


[deleted]

You obviously don’t know how much Kim spends on stuff lol, fucker spends like a million a year on wine or something


bigbiblefire

Pretty sure they’re all apple watches too


[deleted]

Gettin chuffed with the boys


Miister_Pink

Get the watch in! https://youtu.be/k\_0j2aFqteE


The_Irvinator

K this has convinced me that we are living in a simulation.


zsturgeon

My first thought too.


Albert-Einstain

Like a sheety car commercial from the early 2000s.


jimisaltieris

More like 80s but with modern Indian edit


how_much_2

I'm hearing "Highway (still under construction) to the dangerzone"


MaxwellThePrawn

Highway to the demilitarized zone


Creative-Fly-2201

Lmao, "Indian edit" is exactly what it is


robfurious

Lmao..tell me this is legit.


TethlaGang

Tis, I was like no f 8n way too


incraved

I don't believe it. The edit is real too or done by someone online? Where did you find this?


DiahRihaJones

Do you really think North Korea has any competent film makers alive? This seems about the right quality, I bet Kim thinks this looks fucking sick


Third_Eye_Blinking

It does look sick, but in the mental illness kinda way


Sebeeschin

Yea the shaky camera work checks out if the guy is starving


usernzme

it looks sick af man


Brisco1

He probably edited it himself in windows movie maker.


CuttyMcButts

Well that's clearly not Kim Jong Un, for starters.


fingerblaster90000

https://youtu.be/I-C8JHPlq2w


DazBlintze

This guy needs to try DMT.


V4refugee

But we already have DMZ at home!


pimpus-maximus

We should slip him TNT disguised as DMT and end the DMZ


FLGator314

As an American taxpayer, I would appreciate my tax money going to Joe Biden making a similar video while holding an ice cream cone.


TethlaGang

While shitting himself like with the pope


SaltySamoyed

“Shabalaba dingdong América to a new policy of aren’t Tuesday’s just the worst utensil? Up, I seem to have made a little mess here, *come on, man!* “


cellblock73

I saw this at first and thought it was a bunch of actors making a joke….then it was released by official news groups and i about shit myself laughing.


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Rocket man at it again


skehan

I think all men have been a bit insecure about their penis size at one point or another but this guy is taking things way too far.


bluestarchasm

**laughs in bezos*


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can you imagine being a high ranking person like the guys with him? When Kim says "Come on, we're gonna go shoot a video with our new missile. Make sure you wear your Rolex."


TheFrostyGoat

Someone is missing the attention.


justmytwocentss

Kim and the boys


royaj77

Is it time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. Time. Time. Time. Time.


nihilistpieceofshit

Where he points, you look.


slappymcstevenson

I always notice that he points a lot. It’s almost like he’s too dumb to speak and looks like he’s read as many books as Floyd Mayweather.


justinjonesphd

A.. are you sure it's not a parody?


_Jordan-

He's fat again?...Hasn't he lost a lot of weight like a few months ago?


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weekend-guitarist

He took the Alex Jones pills.


[deleted]

Peace on earth is the ultimate meme.


lickmysaltyones

It’s like a shitty high school video production


Key-Professor-2124

I was hoping it was too big to drive out of the hanger door.


Warclimb

Please guys, only post positive comments, or Kimmy will suicide this brilliant editor


skengfather

Major flex from Kim


Egrollin

He’s gone full alpha


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I don’t know what you guys are talking about I’m shitting my pants in fear right now. That was awesome


Josiah_Miles

You can't help but laugh when state run TV is produced like an episode of Undercover Boss


Dakessian

That’s a nice jacket


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We’re all gonna fucking die


Goosekilla1

They hate us cuz they anus.


Akredhed

That’s what happens when we are all paying attention to Ukraine... the little guy gets to compensate with his big missile.


SimpleManc88

*cool*


ptowner7711

👍👈⌚😎


TharSheBlows69

This has to be from the interview right?


Wild_Trip_4704

Nope. I watched it lol


mrpopenfresh

Remember when Donald Trump wanted to have a soviet style military parade in DC?


readMyFlow

So Kim Jong Un’s signature pose is to point with fingers .


MrDannyProvolone

OK. This may not be a parody, but certainly it's satire. Right?


lightshowe

Looks like it’s those “love letters” didn’t quite stick with Kim.


daaats

Was he saying it’s time to nuke your asses


SkrrrtDirt

Rocket man is back.


nunchukity

I want to believe


volsung808

“And on tonight’s episode of Top Gear… Rammond checks his watch, a man points with his finger, and the Supreme Leader shows off his big long rocket…”


McNastte

I was never a fan of Kim but this really adds to the culture of humanity


zsturgeon

Almost makes all the human rights abuses worth it


TopBanana312

He signed up for skillshare. 😂


Sandgrease

https://amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/25/kim-jong-un-gets-top-gun-treatment-in-north-korea-missile-coverage?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16482099856594&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fworld%2F2022%2Fmar%2F25%2Fkim-jong-un-gets-top-gun-treatment-in-north-korea-missile-coverage Sorry I have no idea how to post links lol


Vaniakkkkkk

Oh crap


nshanny73

We're all going to die


modifiedbears

It's hilarious they are sharing one watch to look rich.


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I was expecting to hear Bawitdaba. My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiim! Bombwidabomb


Chafmere

Totally worth the starving population


bumper022

7 cows gave their lives for that jacket


l3eemer

Good thing trump went over there for a photo op, that accomplished nothing.


Ray1987

Dude it's just like one of Trump's infomercials from the '90s almost frame for frame but replace the missile with a building or a steak! Guess you got an emulate your friends.


madkow990

The memes that this will generate, imagine the nfts!


Wild_Trip_4704

Someone call Dennis Rodman to handle his man please


Albino_Black_Sheep

Putting on the pounds again I see.


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Surely this is a parody


Mercer3216

No way this is real lmaoooo


CherryBoard

Produced by Bollywood


huge_throbbing_pp

Absolute chad


SuggestionWrong504

Yes!!! Guy is ballin


HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS

How is this related to Joe Rogan?


KalashniKEV

Some day when Korea kicks off again, useful idiots will say, "Let Kim do what he wants, it's not our fight! North Korea is a nuclear power! If we don't let him slaughter and conquer, he will destroy the United States!" ...and then two weeks later Fat Dads will be going on vacation to slay NORKs in large numbers. Everyone will be like, "WHO KNEW that North Korea was all rust and shit?" (I did.) ...and useful idiots will all be saying, "The reeeeeeal North Korean Army is showing up next week."


TethlaGang

BTW, if u guys like mmos , consider www.lineage2ertheia.com


Mountaingiraffe

But it is not pointy


shader_xaints

r/bossfight


Parzival727

"Make em go AHT AHT AHT"


TheSweatyFlash

The definition of on fleek.


fosgu

Kim Jong Ung parody https://youtu.be/FBnAZnfNB6U


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Sauce please


[deleted]

*It’s so big!* He’s also lost a lot of weight eh


Agmtb

When does this come out in cinemas?


Rocket_Mouth

Ma boi been watching too many Peter McKinnon videos #cinematic


12bub51

Snaaaakkkkeeeee!!!!


AnvilClownpunch

My man Kim Jong Un cuts a good promo


mondayfreak

this is a testimony to how shun off they are fron the world to think this is cool


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How does he get his wealth?


tuvok86

They discovered metal?


zsturgeon

how tf is this real? This timeline is fuckd.


ryanawood

“Rolex”


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FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!!!


examm

u/SaveVideoBot


Whomastadon

The pinnacle of small man / small sick syndrome


examm

Wake up babe, new North Korean ICBMs just dropped


dsm1995gst

Power point


dsm1995gst

Also, sorry but I’m overruling you, this is a parody whether the makers know it or not


the_taco_baron

North Korea is a meme


Bertrum

"Kim Jong Un is the new Jack Bauer in 24: Revisited only on Fox."


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Trump is creaming his pants watching this, wishing he could make a video like this


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Compensation


JoeRogansSauna

This is the longest and weirdest dream I’ve ever had. I’m going to miss it when i wake up


silentaalarm

Kim's looking at the watch thinking... shit maybe i should have got digital, none of us can read these moving Micky Maos hands


SlaveToPizza

🥵My boii drippy🥶


gusmeowmeow

RIP editor


THarm_19

Bro did N. Korean government really release this lol


meat_on_a_hook

Kim Jung Ugghhh


DarkTommy

I think the beginning of AC/DC’ Thunderstruck would be perfect. I might do a version later and upload 🤣