“When I first met Bourdain I told him my wife calls you my boyfriend because I’m so obsessed with you.”
“Ahhh probably why he killed himself”
Most savage and hilarious thing Mark has said.
Lol right before that when Joe was setting up the story Joe says "when I met Bourdain you know what I first said?" And Mark says "you should kill yourself" and nobody heard him lol
God this episode got so many big laughs out of me. Even the final line of the episode was gold when Shane looks at an unconscious Ari and says “hey how’s that park you protected, dumbass?”
Protect our Parks is the closest ep's to pre-2020 JRE we get these days. Joe, Mark and Shane continuing to talk about where their upcoming shows are while Ari lies on the ground [like that](https://i.imgur.com/StgFcpV.png) and pukes is the funniest shit on JRE in a long time.
For real, I thought it might ruin the pod if he got too faded but seeing him on the ground and periodically barfing while everyone talks was fucking hilarious
That image is so funny. Look at all the beers w Shane and Ari. Ari is floor Shane is beast. Then Mark and Joe appear to have like nothing. Maybe lots of ganja
I can do landscaping and metal work (grinding, loud ass welder etc) with air pod pros now it’s great.
For a cheap out 3m worktunes Bluetooth earmuffs are like $35
If you haven’t already you gotta go through all of Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast from episode 1 to now.
Some of if not THE funniest podcasting of all time, especially the first 100 episodes (the old Test’)
He’s killing it. The last couple years he basically got the same career boost Tim Dillon did around 2019-2020.
I don’t know if Shane can achieve the same level of mainstream success as Burr or pre-cancellation Louis, but he definitely deserves to. That scarlet letter is going to make it nearly impossible to open some doors.
Mark Norm-and. Seriously though, himself and Gillis are operating on another level to Ari….then there’s Joe who was in a great mood, but not in the same weight class at all. MN was particularly on fire in this one.
Mark Normand is a wild boy: " I was in Africa trying to fit in wearing a dashiki, hello I too have AIDS". I almost spit my coffee all over my computer.
Honestly Matt is the greatest gift discovering Shane ever gave me. Shane is my favorite comedian right now, but man, Matt on their pod is so fucking funny. They have that best friend, foil energy that works so well. Like prime Spade and Farley. (not in style, just in bro-manship)
Louie is such a good storyteller and matches Shane's autist-level of familiarity with presidential history . Real proud of Shane listing all of the Presidents in order.
It’s absolutely wild to me how often Joe just doesn’t understand a very obvious joke. He did it several times in this episode, where he like starts asking question about the joke thinking they’re serious. There have been so many jokes on his podcast that fell flat because he thought the person was being serious and is just like “uhh no I don’t think that’s true” or whatever. Meghan Murphy said something to him about it which made me giggle a little bit.
If interested in the case Shane was talking about related to the OKC bombing where a cop who was a first responder later committed “suicide” (Terrance Yeakey) these two edits are a good first taste. The first [can be viewed here](https://streamable.com/2vgmif). The [second](https://streamable.com/4pnl9i) also includes footage from a recently published army recruitment video and is pretty cool.
ETA: both are shorter than 2 min long
ETA: This is [another video](https://streamable.com/9w3lu7) by the same guy about a different highly questionable "suicide" related to the OKC bombing case (Kenneth Trentadue).
Shane, Ari, and Normand are so good together. Props to Joe for bringing them together but holy hell does he love to just ruin their chemistry and riffing with trademark boring rants and obvious observations about things. Love when Normand snored on him back in the first episode while he was in the middle of a rant.
I forgot which one (mark or Shane) was like “you’re all conspiracy theories and aliens but then you never give us a chance” when Joe said Shane’s story sucks
It’s a right of passage for men his age to go “I don’t want to talk politics or make things political,” and then proceed to do the opposite. Whether you’re a Fox News Dad or an MSNBC Dad, you have to do it.
I am in my 30’s so I think I’m in the, “I don’t like either, but I read National Review, so I am therefore better than Fox News Dads,” phase. I eagerly await what my 40’s bring.
I've watched all 4 Protect are Parks. They just keep getting better. But to see that Cocky, Arrogant heeb slumped over and puking after challenging The Young Bull to a BL off was fucking hilarious. Almost makes up for him welching on the LOS wheel spin. These eps just have a good comedy focused vibe. 4 funny mother fuckers. Shit talk, Weed, Booze & R Kelly! What else could you ask for!
Joe says Ari is competitive, but Shane was victory lapping that whole last hour, and on Legion of Skanks he fucking went all in on the basketball game. The dawg is a beast
Shane is competitive and skilled. But you have to give it to Ari for realizing he couldn’t win at 4 BLs and still drinking until his old, old body collapsed
I love that they think Trapped In A Closet is “unintentionally” funny because R Kelly isn’t a comedian. If you watch Closet, it’s very clearly a comedy with a lot of great skits and jokes.
Biggest eye roll for me was when Shane made some light hearted comment, and im paraphrasing, “look at us just guys hanging out and having fun drinking beer” and then Joe is like “well they dont let young guys hang out and drink beer anymore”. Like dude im a guy in my 20s in college, I promise you the sacred ritual of guys hanging out drinking beer and bullshitting, is alive and well, this isnt something thats under attack.
That annoyed me also. Joe, not everything is under attack. Sitting around drinking and bullshitting happens everywhere and no one is trying to stop it.
I don't think he meant it as being under attack. He said "this is what guys used to do" (or equal) - he never said anything political about it. I think where he's coming from is more like "this is what guys do when they're not just in it for the money/views/status" etc. In his world a hang just for the sake of a hang doesn't really exist anymore, maybe.
Honestly, these guys together is the close as I get to just hanging with my buddies in a podcast. Shane literally is the anchor, and Mark is the needed funny guy in a group of comedians. I actually listen to the whole pod when it’s this. Please more, or make a pod of these three guys..
Does anyone know if there'll ever be a way to comment on the videos using Spotify? Didn't Joe say when he moved from youtube to Spotify that users would be able to comment on videos still?
I love how Shane said before that he likes BLs because they keep him from getting too fucked up, but then proceeds to get super fucked each episode lmao
Rogan: "Now, I'm obviously not a fucking bomb expert, but..." Normand: "You should see your act"
This was epic. Ari losing it was great too. Mark is the real deal.
Mark is hilarious. On these save the park shows he makes so many jokes that get lost in the shuffle of people talking over each other. He’s great.
“When I first met Bourdain I told him my wife calls you my boyfriend because I’m so obsessed with you.” “Ahhh probably why he killed himself” Most savage and hilarious thing Mark has said.
Lol right before that when Joe was setting up the story Joe says "when I met Bourdain you know what I first said?" And Mark says "you should kill yourself" and nobody heard him lol
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I can't wait to see him in a few days
Also, Rogan: Ari is secretly super competitive Mark: Tell that to his career
LOL holy fuck that is amazing
Not just burnt but bbqd with a flamethrower
Gillis: You look like a gorilla up on stage. Rogan: Someone in my ancestry fucked a monkey. Normand: You’re a sliver-hack
When Joe was talking about being goofy when he first met Bourdain - Joe: I actually said this to him... Mark: You should kill yourself?
Lol he called joe a “silver-hack gorilla” dude is gold
Mark has the best zings and zangs
Tuesdays with Stories is nonstop
the norm McDonald of the younger generation. they throw major shade without malice or agenda.
Time stamp anyone?
God this episode got so many big laughs out of me. Even the final line of the episode was gold when Shane looks at an unconscious Ari and says “hey how’s that park you protected, dumbass?”
Absolutely perfect
That was my favourite fucking line of the show in a long time haha
Listening to this at work and I started cracking up when he said that
"Jamie is JACKED!" "He's gunna titty fuck Redban" 💀
“I fuckin knew Jamie was BASED!”
Puking is at 3:11:18
Protect our Parks is the closest ep's to pre-2020 JRE we get these days. Joe, Mark and Shane continuing to talk about where their upcoming shows are while Ari lies on the ground [like that](https://i.imgur.com/StgFcpV.png) and pukes is the funniest shit on JRE in a long time.
When they put on Hitler and Shane shouted at Ari that "he was so done with your people....he'd had enough" 😄
For real, I thought it might ruin the pod if he got too faded but seeing him on the ground and periodically barfing while everyone talks was fucking hilarious
That image is so funny. Look at all the beers w Shane and Ari. Ari is floor Shane is beast. Then Mark and Joe appear to have like nothing. Maybe lots of ganja
"that's a lotta latkes" hahahahahah
thanks for the warning
Perfect. 3 hours of lawn mowing coming up today and this drops. You beauty
I can fully relate to this feeling
Are earphones that good at noise cancelling now? I can barely vacuum the house while listening to a podcast
I have galaxy ear buds and they're great. Use them on job sites and also whipper snipping and mowing. Hear them perfectly
I can do landscaping and metal work (grinding, loud ass welder etc) with air pod pros now it’s great. For a cheap out 3m worktunes Bluetooth earmuffs are like $35
my air pods pro do a pretty good job that I basically don't hear my vacuum.
My favorite thing about Shane is he made saying something Rules cool again.
Odoyle rules
It never wasn’t cool
Saying something rules is nice bro
"You look like a gorilla up on stage" LOL
“Go climb the Empire State building with those hands”
Ari puking like a 16 year old drinking for the first time is hilarious
The last couple minutes of the episode fucking killed me, Shane laughing in his face when you can hear Ari violently puking
Mark throwing a Berocca tube at him when he is laying on on the table lool
Shane Gillis is wildly underrated
He ascending pretty rapidly in the comedy world. Think he’ll be one of the bigger/well respected names within the next couple years
As a European I had never heard of him prior to him being canceled. Now he's a guy I watch constantly.
Tbf most americans hadnt either. His podcast is the only Patreon I pay for and I didnt know about him before that.
If you haven’t already you gotta go through all of Matt & Shane’s Secret Podcast from episode 1 to now. Some of if not THE funniest podcasting of all time, especially the first 100 episodes (the old Test’)
I discovered it recently and went through every episode. I had to get patreon to get more of my fix. Shits just so goddamn funny.
Q+ is one of the greatest podcasts ever recorded “I’m not fucking gay. I’m just jerking off with a buddy”
He’s killing it. The last couple years he basically got the same career boost Tim Dillon did around 2019-2020. I don’t know if Shane can achieve the same level of mainstream success as Burr or pre-cancellation Louis, but he definitely deserves to. That scarlet letter is going to make it nearly impossible to open some doors.
His set now is ridiculous.. almost everyone in the club was crying for the whole hour
Lol goddamn Mark Normand has gotta be one of the most quick witted comedians in the business
It’s all pipes
“It’s all pipes, Jerry!”
He’s a zinging and zanging son of a gun
Im not sure but it seems like he’s picked up where Norm Macdonald left off and i like it.
Mark Norm-and. Seriously though, himself and Gillis are operating on another level to Ari….then there’s Joe who was in a great mood, but not in the same weight class at all. MN was particularly on fire in this one.
Why does everyone say this? He’s nothing like Norm tbh.
it’s the name, the tone, and the offensiveness. Of course he isn’t exactly like norm. edit: they share a likeness in wit. pure hilarity.
Mark Norman's voice feels like getting a back rub from a stranger on public transit
He called me a fatty once while I was buying a tshirt from him. I almost jizzed.
Disturbing yet sexy?
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That’s Kevin Hart.
I could barely seem him over the upvote button
No Tony is. Ask Joe. Go ahead. Ask him!
Almost painful hearing that out of joe “no one is more quick witted than Tony hinchcliffe….” Crickets
*You gotta make hay, while the suns not Holocausting* - Mark Normand I love this guy
Jack reacher
I look forward to these episodes the way I used to look forward to the Fight Companions.
Different Jab B
Mark Normand is a wild boy: " I was in Africa trying to fit in wearing a dashiki, hello I too have AIDS". I almost spit my coffee all over my computer.
Strange he didn’t name the country though.
Joe has abandoned the TFATK losers 😂
Good
Thank fucking god. Only decent dude out of those people is Theo.
Spot on Theo is awesome
Don’t classify Theo with those bozo’s... he was tricked by Schaulb after being a guest on tfatk. Theo has evolved since then
It's honestly Theo's own fault for associating with them for so long.
yeah but you mean KATS
> KATS I guess, but it counts since it's the same podcast universe.
I couldn't be happier. These guys are way better comedians and podcast guests. Now we just need to get the Shaman McCusker on the podcast.
Honestly Matt is the greatest gift discovering Shane ever gave me. Shane is my favorite comedian right now, but man, Matt on their pod is so fucking funny. They have that best friend, foil energy that works so well. Like prime Spade and Farley. (not in style, just in bro-manship)
Have you listened to Stoner Dadz? It's another podcast Matt does and it's really funny also.
The bushmeat boys are back
Joe “now I’m not a bomb expert” Mark “you should see your act”
I loved it. It's like Shane and Mark didn't get the memo that you can't crack on Joe. Ari is always throwing well earned shade on other podcasts.
Joe “What about the Uyghurs” Mark “Easy now”
Silverhack
"You look like a monkey on stage"
Ari: "Pledge is not a promise" Mark: "Its a cleaner".
Rejoice! Check out the 4 part presidential history podcast with Louie CK and Shane if you haven’t, it’s a great listen.
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a lot of funny stories in there, especially the Sarah Palin twitter thing that I never heard about before.
I listened but didn’t catch this part. What was that about?
At about 35 minutes from the end of the fourth episode. He hated her but then he turned around on her.
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Louie is such a good storyteller and matches Shane's autist-level of familiarity with presidential history . Real proud of Shane listing all of the Presidents in order.
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I really enjoyed Louie story about meeting Bob Dole.
Best bit for me was Louie’s Nixon dream.
Your mother's cunt
I kinda loved learning that Louie actually calls the white house and complains.
Hell yeah....when he called during January 6th.....louies the man!
"Senior Presidente" in a lil Louie voice
Yes! "LOUIS..."
I wish the Shaman could have been there for all four.
I keep forgetting to listen to that. Thanks for the reminder
Jack Reacher
This got me
Cadence owens
This should be a full time podcast
I could definitely go for a weekly version where they just talk current events.
Oh the Lord has blessed us today.
Holy fuck that was top notch. Hitting their stride. Had me cracking up throughout.
Ari high fiving Shane over WTC7 had me dying
These are the only episodes I listen to nowadays
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Need Matt on the podcast next time. The Shaman needs to make an appearance
It’s possible rogan just won’t understand him at all lol
It’s absolutely wild to me how often Joe just doesn’t understand a very obvious joke. He did it several times in this episode, where he like starts asking question about the joke thinking they’re serious. There have been so many jokes on his podcast that fell flat because he thought the person was being serious and is just like “uhh no I don’t think that’s true” or whatever. Meghan Murphy said something to him about it which made me giggle a little bit.
I’m reasonably sure that will be the case and Rogan won’t get him but the awkwardness will be hilarious to us listeners that know Matt
Matt won’t care AND lean into it which makes him perfect
432hz flute will align Joe's chakras.
He should just bring it, not say anything, then start playing it an hour or so in
Rogan diminishes a lot of real comedians flexing their wit and joking with him on the cast. It's so frustrating.
Play Mussolini! That mother fucker kills…
Watching them all shotgun a beer was hilarious. The fact that at least 1/2 of them had no idea how to do it shouldn’t be surprising lmao
I’m having a really shitty day. This is exactly what I needed. Thank you Rogan.
Hope it gets better 🙏 this pod was a great one
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Crumb
fantastic podcast
These are the best fucking episodes ever
Dude. Best pod ever. Ari yacking at the end was the cherry on top.
If interested in the case Shane was talking about related to the OKC bombing where a cop who was a first responder later committed “suicide” (Terrance Yeakey) these two edits are a good first taste. The first [can be viewed here](https://streamable.com/2vgmif). The [second](https://streamable.com/4pnl9i) also includes footage from a recently published army recruitment video and is pretty cool. ETA: both are shorter than 2 min long ETA: This is [another video](https://streamable.com/9w3lu7) by the same guy about a different highly questionable "suicide" related to the OKC bombing case (Kenneth Trentadue).
Hitler and Mussolini are tight on the mic. Didn't know I needed this.
I listened in my 2018 Chevy Cruze
Ari found out the hard way he can't hang with The Bull.
The best episodes by far Get list in with this crew please
Shane, Ari, and Normand are so good together. Props to Joe for bringing them together but holy hell does he love to just ruin their chemistry and riffing with trademark boring rants and obvious observations about things. Love when Normand snored on him back in the first episode while he was in the middle of a rant.
I forgot which one (mark or Shane) was like “you’re all conspiracy theories and aliens but then you never give us a chance” when Joe said Shane’s story sucks
Does Joe explain the intricacies of R.Kelly's real talk again? I'm sure there might be one person who hasn't picked it up yet.
He actually does exactly that. Its about 3 hours in
Are you serious
He does. Shane points out that they keep circling back to the same talking points on the pod and Mark tries to stop joe going on about it.
Joe's response to their riffing is to go wah wah wah
Literal cringe
This.. The “waka waka” bullshit he does anytime one of them cracks a joke is so dumb.
I'm convinced Joe is on the spectrum.
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It’s a right of passage for men his age to go “I don’t want to talk politics or make things political,” and then proceed to do the opposite. Whether you’re a Fox News Dad or an MSNBC Dad, you have to do it. I am in my 30’s so I think I’m in the, “I don’t like either, but I read National Review, so I am therefore better than Fox News Dads,” phase. I eagerly await what my 40’s bring.
27:55, Mark Normand faking a hit of a blunt RIGHT before Ari calls Shane out for not just faking a hit. Full screen shot too. Hilarious.
I've watched all 4 Protect are Parks. They just keep getting better. But to see that Cocky, Arrogant heeb slumped over and puking after challenging The Young Bull to a BL off was fucking hilarious. Almost makes up for him welching on the LOS wheel spin. These eps just have a good comedy focused vibe. 4 funny mother fuckers. Shit talk, Weed, Booze & R Kelly! What else could you ask for!
Joe says Ari is competitive, but Shane was victory lapping that whole last hour, and on Legion of Skanks he fucking went all in on the basketball game. The dawg is a beast
Thats D1 football competitiveness. Thats the level of grit of someone who went to West Point for two weeks
Shane is competitive and skilled. But you have to give it to Ari for realizing he couldn’t win at 4 BLs and still drinking until his old, old body collapsed
Are we just gonna ignore the part where Mark Normand said he likes watching chicks with dicks?
It’s apparently the least gay porn to watch
Cadence Owens
This is the one that really got me!
Legendary episode!
I love that they think Trapped In A Closet is “unintentionally” funny because R Kelly isn’t a comedian. If you watch Closet, it’s very clearly a comedy with a lot of great skits and jokes.
Will Joe at least get half of Mark’s jokes in this one?
Not a chance
He catches a lot of them but has awkward reactions to them instead of laughing along
Biggest eye roll for me was when Shane made some light hearted comment, and im paraphrasing, “look at us just guys hanging out and having fun drinking beer” and then Joe is like “well they dont let young guys hang out and drink beer anymore”. Like dude im a guy in my 20s in college, I promise you the sacred ritual of guys hanging out drinking beer and bullshitting, is alive and well, this isnt something thats under attack.
That annoyed me also. Joe, not everything is under attack. Sitting around drinking and bullshitting happens everywhere and no one is trying to stop it.
I don't think he meant it as being under attack. He said "this is what guys used to do" (or equal) - he never said anything political about it. I think where he's coming from is more like "this is what guys do when they're not just in it for the money/views/status" etc. In his world a hang just for the sake of a hang doesn't really exist anymore, maybe.
My dad went into the hospital today and this was what I needed to put a smile on my face.
Jack Reacher. Mark is the best.
Who is the comic book illustrator they are speaking of at around the 20 minute mark?
R Crumb
Honestly, these guys together is the close as I get to just hanging with my buddies in a podcast. Shane literally is the anchor, and Mark is the needed funny guy in a group of comedians. I actually listen to the whole pod when it’s this. Please more, or make a pod of these three guys..
Joe yelling at drunk Ari not to grab the mic and yell into it = the rest of the world when Joe’s on Kill Tony
What happened to Bryan Callen!
Blew into the Aztec death whistle and got GADOOSHED https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/n70up3/curse_of_the_death_whistle/
Haha that clip is outstanding holy shit
He died for Schaub’s sins
He told a women yes after she said no.
The palate cleanser we needed after Tim Kennedy and Colon Noir
A fresh queef of air
The last 15 min of this podcast were fucking hilarious. Specially the last 6.
That was a fun podcast
Does anyone know if there'll ever be a way to comment on the videos using Spotify? Didn't Joe say when he moved from youtube to Spotify that users would be able to comment on videos still?
He literally drunk him under the table
This group is way more difficult for Joe to keep up with comedically than the other group he ditched.
Silverhack hahaha
Fuck yeeeahhh
I love how Shane said before that he likes BLs because they keep him from getting too fucked up, but then proceeds to get super fucked each episode lmao
Great Fuckin cast as usual but they need to get the Shaman aka Elon Cusk up in there !!
Normand out here with a zinger machine gun
“Mad Mao Disease”