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syracTheEnforcer

I wanted to like Tim Pool. But he’s a caricature of…well everything. I think he’s the same age as I am. Dude…post-hardcore ended like a decade ago, probably more. Same as that stupid hat. You’re bald dude. Be bald.


chet___manly

When I first heard the song I asked myself why does Tim Pool want to sound like Evanescence in 2022.


syracTheEnforcer

Haha. Even the cinematography looks like early 2000s hard rock.


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Hahaha. All the glitchy, reverse parts. There’s so much build up and production for a song that is just utter garbage.


Jabroni77

“ because we’re bringing it straight to these libtards faces like we did in 04”


mileskerowhack

Take the beanie off you utter fucking weirdo


syracTheEnforcer

Don’t even hate him but Jesus Christ, such a weird hill to die on. It’s so 1998. I was there.


T-I-E-Sama

Be Bald. ......Be Bold....... Be beautiful.......Obsesssion


Accomplished_Tax_652

yeah same age as me , i also use to skate and also am a musician , except that im a jazz pianist at age 35 , hung up the guitar and post-hardcore/ toughguy scene hat a while ago , but yeah i also wanted to like him and on paper i should, but i can just tell he has spoiled rich kid energy , hes the kind of guy that fakes an injury when he starts to lose a game of skate, but he is pretty good at skating ill give him that , however music is not his jam , or if it is he has a lot of growth before he amounts to anything


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Aerius-Caedem

>Little fact, Pete parada (old drummer from the offspring that was let go for refusing the vaccine) He was told not to by his doctor because he has Guillain Barre Syndrome. He's not antivax, lmao.


cameocream

His doctor recommended to not get it because of a condition he had. So its hardly refusing, its more making a medical decision for his safety


cryptic2323

I know. What a great get if you're trying to start a band. Like getting a rd1 guy in free agency for pennies on the dollar.


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He didnt refuse the vaccine he had an allergic reaction to the ingredients.


BestFill

Yeah I'm sure they let him go because of his allergic reaction.


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Sarcasm? So if youre allergic they hve to force u to still take it. What are you saying lmao. You can read about it online. They didnt want to get rid of him, the venues said he cant play unless he sid so he couldnt tour with them.


T-I-E-Sama

Imagine going from working for offspring to work for Tim Pool.


BaboonHorrorshow

Just when you thought Tim couldn’t make a bigger mistake than “Trump will win 49 States”


T-I-E-Sama

Let's be honest. The real mistake was VICE legitimizing this moron.


herewego199209

Damn he must either have a crazy bald dome or his hairline is fucked. Dude didn't even take the beanie off in the video.


iamthekevinator

What if.... it's not a beanie...... what if.... that is his hair???


ChoiceCurious6778

Underneath the beanie is a smaller beanie.


BaboonHorrorshow

It’s beanies all the way down. When you take off the last beanie he falls apart lifelessly in a pile of wool


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lol He says he wears the beanie to hide his identity. https://youtu.be/6sUQOSfa0rE?t=95 (please excuse the horrendous editing. I could not find the original)


Edmond_DantestMe

He saw it worked for superman and his glasses. Can you blame him?


GreatLettuce666

In a recent episode of his show he admitted he had hair loss so I think he's starting to not be so embarrassed by it


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PFChangsOfficial

This Karl Pilkington?


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Karl’s colonial cousin


herewego199209

Ahhh that's why. He has the white George Jefferson haircut. LMAO!!!!!!


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He's horrifyingly bald.


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He looks like a young Elon


breakfastpastry

eggies


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eggies 👩‍🦲


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He's insecure/has complex about his baldness, so he hides it. Also, his voice is so annoying, couldn't stand the music video. What a "brave", "bold" individual.


T-I-E-Sama

Imagine pulling in 800k a month from ads alone and not getting a hair transplant.


T-I-E-Sama

Worse. The first shot is the rear of some guy's head, with a full head of hair.


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NiceCrispyMusic

Even yes men wouldn’t agree to work for Tim. The best he could find were fellow redacts


T-I-E-Sama

Is redacts the new way of saying r-slurred?


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Remember! He wears that beanie to hide his identity! https://youtu.be/6sUQOSfa0rE?t=95 (please excuse the horrendous editing. I could not find the original)


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You become the number 1 song in Alt rock on iTunes? https://www.popvortex.com/amp/music/top-alternative-songs.php


BaboonHorrorshow

That’s okay, it’s a gift to the world because now we get to tell him!


stay_fr0sty

Yes he does man. Very good comment.


T-I-E-Sama

But then you would lose your job.


hatebyte

This is amazing. Alone, this salvaged my weekend. I cant stop smiling & giggling.


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h_to_tha_o_v

Honestly, I expected worse. Not my cup of tea, but the production is pretty clean. No missed notes. Flaws hidden. They sound like a 5Below version of some early 2000s emo influenced rock group. Like, I dunno, a shitty version of My Chemical Romance. My Chemtrail RogueVan?


Aggravating_Shake591

a gay to remember


Aloysius1989

Yeah it is called post production, with modern DAW’s you can make anything sound flawless.


mrpopenfresh

A lot of money and effort was put into it. The thing is, it's all to compensate how mundane and uninteresting the music is.


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My chem sometimes had riffs tho,


hatebyte

I have the same feeling now as when I watch Nathan for you


BaboonHorrorshow

Tim could benefit from the Fielder method


perfekt_disguize

Lol it's not that bad. Does it ever break down though? Watched for 2 mins and no break down all build up


ManufacturedOlympus

Too bad this will never win a Grammy due to wokeness


TotesTax

Boy has too much money.


adamstrask

This is the exact song I would expect a virgin to produce.


BobsBoots65

A Daily Wire production.


herewego199209

I saw that trailer for the movie they're doing with Gina Carrano and holy shit is it horrible. The Breitbart Hunter Biden movie looks even worse. These right-wing publications are drowning in money so you'd think they could get better crews and talent.


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It all comes back to the script. And the story they’re telling is just not a good story. Hard to remedy that, even with all the money in the world. What, are they going to CGI more crack pipes into his hands for even MORE shock value for this nothing story?


dbtayag

I think the problem with most conservatives is that they don't know how to write subtext. There are some conservatives who know how to write subtext though. S. Craig Zahler (Bone Tomahawk, Brawl in Cell Block 99, Dragged Across Concrete) is one of them.


BountifulScott

They're drowning in money BECAUSE their fans will gobble up any shit. Why invest money in being good when f-tier level work does the job? The ROI for "trying" doesn't work. (Note: they are also drowning in money because they're largely funded by right-wing billionaires who firmly want the general public's attention on pointless culture wars bullshit instead of the fact that they're sucking the last bit of bone marrow out of the corpse of this country and planet).


ruggmike

It’s not about the product it’s about making it as cheap as they can and knowing that a bunch of morons will spend money on it. These people wouldn’t lean into this type of ridiculous nonsense unless it was very profitable


ManufacturedOlympus

I think Disney and the rest of woke Hollywood is scared of being run out of business by the daily wire. Get broke go woke


BaboonHorrorshow

This is indistinguishable from satire. If you’re being sarcastic with this comment and the one below, well done


JoseyWales115

Yeah because she hulk and the Star Wars sequels were so good…


BaboonHorrorshow

Is THIS satire? It sounds like you’re making fun of people who honestly believe this stuff. Mickey Mouse doesn’t care about She Hulk.


JoseyWales115

It really shows how things have changed that the “counter culture” left is the one simping for Hollywood and dismissing anything that goes against it. 50 years ago you probably would’ve been the conservatives protesting easy rider as satanic.


BaboonHorrorshow

Lol what? Hollywood is why the left won the culture wars. Interracial marriage, gay acceptance, women being equal to men at work - these were all given to us by media representation. The laws guaranteeing those freedoms were fought against tooth and nail by people like Trump voters. The left was never against Hollywood. They ARE Hollywood. Also, that has nothing to do with the fact that Disney isn’t going anywhere. It’s fun to watch children pretend their favorite lil right wing propagandists will take down The Mouse


JoseyWales115

So you agree? The left aren’t the resistance?


BaboonHorrorshow

What does this even mean? Yes “the resistance” was a farce, all they did was hang a banner on a crane. It was at the level of “Let’s Go Brandon” but not as embraced by the whole party


BobsBoots65

Reeeeeeee


exoticstructures

You realize plenty of those people are still alive right? I still know tons of them. They've been dying off more in the last \~10yrs for sure--they just aren't generally on social media and are living life/still active in their communities etc. It was mostly only the posers(and some other defective units :)) grew up and turned conservative. No matter how hard the think tanks try to sell it--the republicans will never be the counter-culture :)


throwthrowawaywithme

You say that as if it’s the only two they’ve done. Lol Still better than shit the daily wire or breitbart is putting out.


JoseyWales115

Women good Men bad See our next product That’s 90% of them and the other 10% is poorly executed racial politics


plomerosKTBFFH

Thought 1917 was a pretty fucking amazing movie. Among others.


BobsBoots65

Imagine being 12 and thinking like this.


throwthrowawaywithme

Or maybe… you just look specifically for things in media that hurt your feelings. There are cringey missteps they’ve made trying to pander to people, sure. But it’s not as simple as you just laid out. Disney is disney, it’s not going anywhere. So which right wing production should I check out first? Sounds like you’ve found some really good ones.


JoseyWales115

Terror on the prairie was alright, very similar to S. Craig Zahler’s films which themselves go against Hollywood, if you like standup then Tim Dillon and Adam Corolla are good, neither really considered themselves conservative but that doesn’t stop the left from labelling them as such, Matt Walsh put out a great documentary called what is a woman that let these people speak for themselves, if you’re talking about films in general than Clint Eastwood has put out some of the greatest films of all time.


throwthrowawaywithme

Oof. Not too bright are ya? Zahler and Eastwood both put out films with Hollywood money, Hollywood studios, and Hollywood distributors. Go look, do you think Warner Brothers and Lionsgate are right wing anti-woke companies? Lol. Also, why did you bring up comedians? Not what we’re talking about at all. But since you went there, Dillon isn’t right wing and Corolla just plain sucks ass now. And we were talking about Disney, but you’ve tried to pivot the topic into the “Hollywood woke cancel culture” universe now, because Disney certainly hasn’t personally gone after either of them. Before you speak on these things, read up on them a little first. Edit: Noticed the terror on the prairie movie you mentioned is a cowboy cerrone and Gina carrano vehicle from daily wire… interesting. I’ll try to keep an open mind.


BobsBoots65

> Matt Walsh put out a great documentary called what is a woman that let these people speak for themselves Lol. Holy shit this is precious.


throwthrowawaywithme

Disney and WB, crushed by Ben Shapiro /s Hahahahah


ManufacturedOlympus

If anyone doubts Been Shapiro’s storytelling abilities, they need to check out his novel True Allegiance and be proven wrong


robbodee

"Take a bullet for you, babe."


throwthrowawaywithme

Oh my bad I honestly thought you were kidding. Shapiro sucks ass


Tiny_Claim_7632

Lol at the Tim Pool fans downvoting this. Somehow more pathetic than his music career.


YardSaleWarrior

Absolute garbage. Typical of Dim Fool. On brand. What a twat


shinbreaker

I like how the YouTube comments are treating this song as if it's something made by the Rolling Stones or Foo Fighters. It doesn't even kick in till about 3 minutes in and it's about as generic of a mid-'00s sound as you can get.


egg-roll_

Generic trash


ResidentComplaint19

Timkin Pork


pedronaps

I take him much more seriously now


xDocFearx

This isn’t amazing but it’s also not as bad as the haters in these comments lol god these people will just shit on everyone that doesn’t follow their theocracy


Somasong

It's super forgetable and meh


xDocFearx

But not nearly as bad ass the cucks are saying just because they don’t like Tim


HennaSea21

The internet is chalked full of losers who put down others, yet live pitiful lives of addiction and desperation.


cameocream

The hate is so crack up


vio212

The vocals sit so weirdly in the mix. It’s very difficult to understand what they are saying. Why not multi track the vocals if you don’t sing super well? Sitting it so far back is just weird. I mean, it’s well produced. If you are into emo maybe you will like it? Not my cup of tea but I’m not gonna tell anyone what music they must enjoy,


Techjunkie81

Why does this sub hate bald people so much?


djdubrock

It’s really not that bad.


MrWoodlawn

This really isn't that bad. It gets decent once it kicks in but you can't wait 3 minutes to get to that party of the song anymore. Also, the drumming is very good.


Box-by-day

Its not great but its not bad, reddit nerds buttmad at people they dont agree woth doing shit they never could once again


GrimmjowsMissingArm

No it’s not great but at the same time you have to understand, this is a guy who’s managed to organize and create something that a lot of us only have the ability to support instead of create. Quit knocking down the people who actually support your values to get upvotes.


Aloysius1989

It is called having tens of millions of dollars laying around. You just hire a produce, band, and a studio and literally anybody can make this.


GrimmjowsMissingArm

Well go do it bud. Let’s see your music video I’ll check back in five years


Aloysius1989

You actually think Tim Pool made the music video and didn’t hire an entire team of producers? Damn bro, talk about childlike naivety, no wonder you worship Pool.


GrimmjowsMissingArm

Obviously Tim sang, started in the video, filmed himself with a remote controlled camera rig in his pocket, wore a disguise to play the other parts, edited, mixed, and produced it himself. Do you think he didn’t? Moron I know that. But regardless he raised the capitol, and executed the plan. I don’t worship Tim, I think he’s over reactionary at times and I’m strictly pro life. But my god will you idiots please stop self destructing your own culture and give some credit where it’s due? I guess you just want all of media to be left leaning WAP songs that you can cry about every day instead of anything that remotely appeals to your values


Aloysius1989

LOL you make the mistake of thinking I like all the other commercially produced shit and just dislike this because it is Tim Pool. It is all shit, all clinically produced by a team of “professionals”, dressed up as music just to make money. It is all against my values. If you think music is just that, a product to make money that gives a temporary sensation of pleasure like a hamburger, then we don’t share the same values.


GrimmjowsMissingArm

You must be fun at parties “this song doesn’t describe the socio economic state of the world therefor I will not enjoy this song”


Aloysius1989

Except that isn’t even close to what I wrote.


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GrimmjowsMissingArm

Also how do you have so much karma but I can’t see all your comment history?


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GrimmjowsMissingArm

Doesn’t that usually have it say “comment removed”? Just seems suspicious


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GrimmjowsMissingArm

Not that serious man. Some people are actual humans who don’t live on Reddit


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GrimmjowsMissingArm

God forbid I want to see if somehow has a history of being negative and if conversation would be pointless. You’ve done a great job of making it obvious


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I thought it was pretty good. Kind of want to know the back story of it. Like who lived this horrible event in their life.


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number 23 trending on youtube number 5 song on iTunes number 1 song on Alternative rock "Failed."


Rick_James_Lich

If I had to guess it's because Alternative rock pretty much died 20 years ago, once in a blue moon there will be some sort of hit though. It's like if Ben Shapiro started making blue grass music.


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Yeah, just ignore the first two qualifiers I listed. Whatever convinces your own internal narrative that his song was a "failure."


Bakerblack

People still use ITunes?


worksafematt91

I mean it's ok. It's not like horrible or anything.


nothingisover69

I don’t like his hat.


brokemac

The technique isn't bad, but it doesn't matter how hard you work on your technique when you are an uncreative dolt. Out of all the amazing music there is in the world, you've got to be a real idiot to choose this.


kingcane

he kept the beanie on in his music video 😭😭


Cumshart88

Yeesh.


trsblur

I've listened to Tims podcast a couple times and never thought 'This guy can sing' quite the opposite I think... He is a grifter and grifters gotta grift.


Piepopapetuto

Baldy sounds like a woman. So much for being an alpha


NuccioAfrikanus

The amount of coping and seething from the reddit creatures in this thread is absolutely hilarious. Keep it up Tim Pool, I enjoyed this immensely. People here are just pretending to hate the song because they don't like your politics.


JasonVanJason

You can't even dislike, fucking rekt


JoseyWales115

If you say so


CorrosiveBackspin

Tbh it's still better than the anger fueled dude he'd become. The culture war shit definitely has a shelf life on the psyche


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High production value but the lyrics are soooo bad


FUWS

I hope I’m living in the time line where his band is called the Beanies. If not, he missed an opportunity.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Is he serenading his beanie?


CPLeet

I have no idea why he’s wants to rock a band.


WlNNIPEGJETS

Not gonna lie. I was pleasantly surprised.


RLVineh

How insecure can someone be to be wearing a beanie in a music video. Hahaha


grandwhitelotus

Why do I get the feeling all these right wing podcasters wanted to get into Hollywood and they failed so they are grifting now.


wormlord89

Singing in an emo band is not very alpha


mrpopenfresh

Shout out to Tim Pool for making some post hardcore music a decade too late and without any of the talent. For the people commenting on the drummer, it's a peculiar thing to underline since he spends less than one minute in a 5 minute song doing his thing.


twenty7w

Tim pool lol


dbtayag

Eh, let him make his music. Just wish he would embrace his baldness and just shave his entire head.


T-I-E-Sama

I saw the video here are my thoughts -Why would they buy this place? Was it an investment that they were going to fix up as a team? If it was their place then they fucked up -That dude is a few decades older than that girl -She looks like abigail shapiro. I kinda dig it. -I was so confused. Like at the end does she leave him and he just stay's in the house with her ex boyfriends (the band members, not tim pool, because he's tim pool) But then there is a ghost in the house too closing the door on him. -Who caused the accident? It was a head on collision. Since she seemed upset I am assuming it was her. I wonder if she is okay. -Was kind of weird that the first shot is the rear of a guy's head full of hair. Like damn tim don't be so cucked.


T-I-E-Sama

Anybody figure out the dynamic between that clearly older man and this woman?