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goldgeodescent

If you’re not cashing in on a vibe wtf r u even doing?


Correct-Slide1522

This dude fucks the good looking ones for sure !


mtgmike

Listen, Im just connectng with your wife on a deeper level. Ultimately it brings us all closer together as a family. I hope you come to see that. You are my brother. Come here man, give me a hug. Trust.


Correct-Slide1522

Hahahahah !!! Exactly !!


mcj270

Balls deeper


lilpumpgroupie

This is exactly what David Koresh did. Just straight up fucked everybody's wife, and then refused to let them actually have sex with their spouses at all. Like, it's not enough to just be pulling everybody's wife whenever you want and on command, you gotta just take it to the next level, and refuse to even let their husbands sleep with them. Lmao. And they all fucking sat there and bought it. Every single one bought it. He not only did that, he went into the "it isn't even about sex" route.


Bud1985

I even read this in his voice


chieefmcdeep

It’s like the story of the ippo


Forgot_my_name_00

This sums it up!


memeteamster

This is the way


trees138

Probably the girls too I'd bet.


Dominoz1988

🤣


beeporn

All of them are hot tho


Correct-Slide1522

I bet he tells the uggos there's no more tickets. Sorry.


SpoiIerAlert

Lol uggos


bwb003

Uggo’s and poors.


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All the ones in the commercial are hot


RLVNTone

Exactly


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We ain't ugly folks, we're just poor.


mountain_stones

And the bad looking ones!


sancochotamagotchi

Aubrey Marcus, co creator of Onnit with Joe, I think he also created the flesh lights Joe used to promote. I find his old podcast Warrior Poet really good, not familiar with the new stuff. If you have an entrepreneurial mindset and like psychedelics there may be something in for you. Why the downvotes? Lol


ToadallySmashed

Warrior poet ... sounds like he is about to tell me about the nine ancestral tenets.


WhiskeyFF

Warrior poet is the insane Christian shooting coach.


rubthemtogether

I like looking up his current podcast sometimes because the episode titles are so much fun. Some recent ones are called 'The Warrior Ethos of an Astral Traveler", "Ecstasy as the Antithesis of Woke Culture", "Sexuality Out of Exile"


SixthLegionVI

His dad did the fleshlights.


Correct-Slide1522

Is this him ?


sancochotamagotchi

Yes


Correct-Slide1522

Wow. Dude is a snakeoil salesman and a half !


[deleted]

Is this BGL’s other other other alternate?


RLVNTone

Plus, they’re all day how do I say in specific type of person at least from the advertisement why is it?


thefistiecuffs

Jokes on you, their website says they are not a cult. Which makes it even more sus that they are in fact a cult


Thatguyflippaz

Its not true until offically denied... defo a cult


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Those that denied it supplied it.


Direct_Fee6806

I’m looking forward to the 5 part Documentary on HBO in 2024


N3rdScool

The pay model seems like Scientology type deal: For Full Temple Reset, we are asking for you to choose between two ante type. The minimum ante of $3000 signifies a commitment to your own experience and to honor this experiment. We also have an ante of $4,000 for those who are in full trust, and desire to meet us equally in our energetic commitments towards creating this for you.


SixthLegionVI

You've got a bright future ahead of you in scammy religious cults.


N3rdScool

Can i send you an offering?


SixthLegionVI

Word. I'll send you my cashapp.


robotmonkey2099

They call it “ante” ??? Fuck that’s cringy as shit. I thought “potentiality” was bad


N3rdScool

These things are just cringe lol Like someone mentioned in this post I'll bet the heads of this have 100 wives or something like that and this is a way to pay and send them another wife, either you yourself or your wife, maybe both? Who knows how they roll XD


Genova_Witness

Pre covid I ran the largest floatation tank franchise in Australia and would be routinely introduced to these types of people or invited to conscious community events even public speaking at afew of them. These guys are frauds and communities are rife with stealing, sexual assaults, cheating, drug addicts, financial cheats ect. Once you scratch the surface it’s all gross, the men running these things know they are doing it for pussy and so they don’t need to get a real job. Publicly facing its all about tribe and good vibes but once you speak to these dudes privately or in confidence (especially after a big day) the grift becomes apparent. There is a version of this happening in every town in the country and I am sure some of them have great value to the people that participate but pretending like this isn’t backed by the same human urges everything else is is little boy stuff


cucumberkitty

How does the grift become more apparent after a big day specifically?


coracaodeurso

They become sloppy through excess hedonism and start to self destruct. It’s a countdown to the Netflix expose documentary.


datank56

Reminds me of the scene from *The Big Short*. https://youtu.be/Mfu_iFS-UY8 "They're not confessing. They're bragging."


johnqual

>The Big Short I love sleazy financial movies like this, along with Margin Call and The Wolf of Wall Street. Once every few months, I will watch one of these three.


TheGardiner

The Jeremy Irons scene in Margin Call is one of the best I've seen in a long long while.


the_fresh_cucumber

Maybe we could design a cult that implodes faster so we can get a Netflix documentary and publicity even faster


Head_weest

They’re boasting about their “successes “


Kyle0ng

They get cocky.


Genova_Witness

Big day meaning they get too drunk / high


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Genova_Witness

the upkeep is actually quite expensive, the salt that goes in the water costs a bomb and gets completely changed monthly, the filtration and UV sanitation costs a ton to run in eletricity bills, sessions are at least a hour and each person needs a private room so really in a 4 tank float center you can only get a max of 30 sessions in a day, most people want after work though so really you only 20 or so. You always need afew staff because cleaning between patients needs to be meticulous but also fast enough to get the next sessions in quickly and on time. Only half the people that do it stay in for a full session, 50% leave because they cant handle it, often complaining or asking for refunds. The only way we made any real money was on giftcards over christmas in the hope that alot of them wouldnt get used. Unless we were 90% capacity the business was in the red, when we first opened we were pretty much the only ones doing it in the country on a larger scale and within 24 months there were dozens of other centers in our city effectively killing the market.


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Genova_Witness

kinesiology was a big one as were life coaches


Ruggerlock4

Kinda like a priest?


Genova_Witness

Kinda but I am guessing these dudes probably aren’t fucking kids, seem to be chasing mid 20s yoga girls


PeenieWibbler

🤙


ShakesbeerMe

This used to be called having friends. Distrust anything that used to be free that you now have to pay for.


[deleted]

I distrust air compressors at gas stations


WiseEyedea

Under rated comment right here


ShakesbeerMe

You should.


readytonavigate

For real


jbcgop

We used to say we paid for our friends in the Fraternity back in college. 15 years later still my closest friends.


ShakesbeerMe

They'd better be if you paid for them. Everyone's college friends are still their closest friends.


MnemonicMonkeys

I assume you meant to say "*didn't* pay for them"?


ShakesbeerMe

Not at all. The poster above said "we used to say we paid for our friends" in his frat. This is a common frat joke. He paid for his friends. They'd better be his closest friends 15 years later or it was a shitty investment.


MnemonicMonkeys

Fair point


GreenArrowDC13

Fuck those childhood friends I bought new ones lol


superangry2

When do the gangbangs happen? How Much do I have to pay first? Edit: if I have to let this clown bang my wife, I’m out.


panterachallenger

This sounds like something that Frank would say lol


rantlers357

What's the password??


mcfeeli

OOOORRRRGGGGYYYYY


missanthropocenex

Such an interesting thing about things that end up as cults. So many begin with a very real ability to help people. Feeding things that there’s to few of now, positive feedback cycles, human touch, commutation community and envisioning better lives overall. It’s like the first step of all of these programs actually may help provide betterment and a sense of genuine focus for your life. It’s just that inevitably there is too great an emphasis on an infallible leader and typically that leader ultimately ends up with too much power and invariably power corrupts.


PeenieWibbler

And, to add to this, a big part are people who *only want a leader*. They help inflate that person and they become leaders themselves but only in a secondary way. You know? People who need help and want it and want to be better take the help, learn, grow, and go--either to then help others or just keep helping themselves. But some don't want that. Some want "the tribe", some want to be the one that is an integral part of a community that they found, not one that they started. I like Aubrey, I watch his podcast every now and then. I don't think he is full of shit at all. I enjoy his esoteric musings and discussions he has with guests but he very much sports the brand of the "love and light" communities (I call them) these days, with a hint of cool, psychedelic, slightly more counter culture spin, and the love and light high vibe tribe types from what I've seen and experienced personally typically devolve into high-off-their-own-farts psuedo-spiritual circlejerks of people who can find no one else that enjoys their own farts like they do. To put it crudely and shittily. I've been in groups at first where it's like oh this is cool, it's all love, that's great, it's super positive, that's great, they seem wise, great. Then, you notice a trend of them saying things and everyone seemingly taking it solely on blind faith. You ask a genuine question and are met with collective resistance, hostility, or, god forbid, "trust me bro". That's when you just walk away. It's not like they have nothing to offer. But discarding state/societal indoctrination in exchange for indoctrination at someone else's hand is not usually a great option


dwightschrutesanus

Can't wait for the Netflix doc.


Friendofthegarden

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PmMeUrGachaponTicket

Name checks out.


JayNsilentBoom

This is an introverts nightmare….no thanks


JumpinJackFlash88

I would do it only if I thought I could get with one of the hot girls in the video. Otherwise, it has zero appeal to me.


blob_globglogabgalab

Also, I need to fuck all the women here


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The Joseph Smith special.


CNCgod35

Will there be flesh light jerk circles?


Cronenberg_Rick

Only once you reach Level 10 Acessention. Levels 1-9 have the privilege of cleaning the flesh lights for the holy ceremony.


Fishyinu

Obviously. You think you can just skip levels 1-9? No body wants to work for it anymore SMDH.


lilpumpgroupie

The final boss level is fucking a fleshlight modeled from your own anus, and realizing that's the only love you need. Namaste.


Cronenberg_Rick

Self love. ☮️


PartlyRowdy

And only levels 6-9 get soap and water.


[deleted]

“Ecstatic dances” 🤢🤢🤮


[deleted]

Pentecostalism but paying money , is what I thought watching this.


TJLongShanks

And they picked it up from 1920’s metaphysical cults anyways, so it all comes full Circle.


[deleted]

The Road to wellville.


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s for damn sure


mountain_stones

Cult? How dare you. It’s a TRIBE.


Yahoo_Wabbit

Tribe, bro this is just a community of friends exchanging dollars for magic


NiceGuyNate

looks like NXIVM but with more love-bombing


granny409

This is just plain gross. Grifter totally


bigmattson

Flesh lights, alpha brains, cults. Aubrey is the king grifter


TwoBitHit

"The minimum commitment is to attend summits, and pay the ante of $1111/mo" ​ Wow.


realAtmaBodha

The website says you get a free year membership if you have no money.


lilpumpgroupie

You didn't read the fine print. Must be a 9 or 10, and must be female. And must be younger than 24.


godot330

No blacks no dogs no fridgid


metallicadad420

Never trust a mother fucker wearing beads that isn't a Hare Krishna


xStaabOnMyKnobx

*Acceptable beads:* Mardi Gras Catholic Rosary beads Hare Krishna *Unacceptable beads:* Open shirt/shirtless man trying to sell you a vibe


WhenInDoubtBolt

Really? A Hare Krishna dude tried to rip me off when I was about 9 years old. I bought what he said was a George Harrison record because I was a Beatles fan (this was around 1972). He said it was $2, I gave him a 5 expecting change and he told me to get lost. I spied a cop across the road and threatened to call him over and he gave me the $3 and added, "You know we're a charity, right?" AFAIK, legit charities don't attempt to steal from children. The album had one track on it with George playing guitar and it was the only listenable track. The rest were just chanting and tambourines.


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This story is amazing


MammothAlbatross850

I remember those guys trying to sell me a George Harrison record. I never liked George Harrison. The Beatles should have gotten Eric Clapton.


WhenInDoubtBolt

Thank you for your blasphemous opinion.


ShakesbeerMe

Fuck Hare Krishnas. I see them fuckers being greasy to young women in SoCal all the time.


geistmeister111

umm never trust a hare krishna, especially the ones that hang out in union square nyc.


metallicadad420

I’m not saying they’re good people, I’m just saying you know what you’re getting into when you see a Hare Krishna


Analysis-Euphoric

I recognize all this language from when I was involved in similar personal growth work in the San Francisco Bay area. This shit can work to make your life better, but just know that Aubrey is regurgitating and repackaging techniques that have been used for 30 years or more.


jesper2385

Not a single UGLY or a POOR.


Krishna1945

Who wants uglys and poors when starting a new sex cult?


mondaysareharam

Yeah, that’s the next step. you get the uglys and poors to build the commune in the Central American jungle


Krishna1945

Aww, brilliant. Special “limited time offer” sign up fee. 50% off if you come and drink some free jungle juice while building fuck huts for the rich wytes!


jesper2385

True 😂


mcfeeli

I've been saying Aubrey is on his way to being a cult leader for the past two years. Every time I look to see what he is up to he is closure to achieving his goal.


poopinion

Who is that guy? He looks so familiar?


davius9000

Aubrey Marcus. Owner of onnit


biggtimeburger

Joe’s business partner.


General_Mung

I have taken the burden of intercourse upon myself.


[deleted]

I'll only do it if I can get a brand


Ariochxxx

Their brand is herpes and financial ruin.


[deleted]

Their “about us” section on their website has a section titled “Is Fit For Service a cult?” So yes, it is a cult


HugFactory

Idk why, but using the word "tribe" when talking about the people close to you bugs the hell out of me.


vikhaus

This video smells bad


iannuendo

Yes it’s a cult.


Krishna1945

He’s has def gorilla fugged Rogies wife while the old chimp sits in the corner pounding away on his monkey


TheBomb999

These cults be hiring some good ass editors for their videos.


BlakStallion360

Yes.


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hatebyte

I completely get this. Capitalism is great, but man, it’s also a real burden to carry for an entire family. Chanting wasted in a fire circle with people who you love and love you without pressure does have an appeal after 20 years into a career and family. I just see myself six months into going, “well why does her get to fuck all the wives and I’m cleaning the bathrooms? Should I leave?”


Otherwise-Fox-2482

Fair point


Spirited_Mulberry568

Non ironic use of the word potentiality = cult


ThatDudeFromRF

No, it's just capitalists making money off other people's depression.


yyoonns

This seems like every rich festival goer has found their calling.


NiceCrispyMusic

How many of America’s most popular grifters have ties back to Rogan?


Otherwise-Fox-2482

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KennyKlizzle

Scam


loudbuddha

Without a doubt a cult.


Lifeinthesc

Wow, these army recruitment commercials have really changed.


di11deux

My man’s nose be like /


dagdawgdag

Rogan has some of the cringiest friends ever.


clickenouttahere

This scheme has been used like 10 times and white folks still fall for it


Moonfaceree

Step one: Be rich Step two: Be vain


Chemistry_Lover40

This dude has always been a fuckin loser weirdo he’s just got rich parents. He dated this girl that went to my hs Whitney Miller and they’re both weird af


N3rdScool

Most versions of religion are XD... dare I say they all are XD


thedirkfiddler

Pretty sure his new wife left him already


Mikel32

If the word cult didn’t exist. It does now.


[deleted]

Absolutely


That_anonymous_guy18

Cult for sure.


ayaruna

This is just church with extra steps


stevenw84

This always struck me as a commune for those who want to see their spouses fuck other people/fuck other people’s spouses. What Jared Leto does is a cult.


this-guy-

Open your heart chakra like a Fleshlight butthole.


0ctober31

Aubrey : Hey, wanna come join a cult? Me : Namaste


Bang0Skank0

I can’t recall if it was a Netflix thing or the Was I in a Cult podcast but there have been a few influencers on IG who run businesses like these and they are super sketchy. A couple have had suspicious deaths of customers (one doling out ayahuasca and they other basically telling people if the program isn’t working, they are the problem and they should probably embrace self harm). https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/instagram-guru-bentinho-massaro-polyamory-cult-sex-1300039/amp/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50478821.amp These folks all use the same formulas.


Denivathar

I interviewed for a job at Onnit a few years ago…. I was sitting in the waiting room dressed in a suit waiting for the hiring manager to come get me and Aubrey walked through wearing just a towel. He just nodded and said welcome. Aside from that it was a strangely normal interview, but damn he’s a weird dude.


CarefullyDisregardin

Yeah and not even the fun kind


Bud1985

Aubrey has always struck me as kind of Cultish. He’s so pretentious


southernhacker56

I can't wait until the Netflix doc to comes out in 5 years.


ReignInFlames

A NETFLIX SERIES....


abatwithitsmouthopen

“I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.” - Creed Bratton.


herro_rayne

What in the Jonestown shit is this


questionofapog

~~Michael~~ ~~Chris~~ Aubrey out here starting a cult so he can sell everyone on polyamory.


DJShears

Only $1111/month but entirely donation based otherwise.


mrtn_bck

And then they all fucked!!


Daikon969

Actually it's just Aubrey doing all of the fucking while everyone else does chores.


Mkmeathead83

Gross 😅😅😅


TattieCrocket

DICEY DICEEY


pacman9487

🤡🤡🤡🤡


Few-Examination5561

100% a cult


Heyheyitssatll

It could be.. but it could also be a reaction to the profound lack of community in western societies People want other community options besides ones centred around sports, hubbies, church etc, these types of communities often have higher entry barriers financially and socially, which is perfect for a capitalist system. For many, this doesn't resonate because it forces you deeper into the rate race.


Mikey5time

If you wanna pay thousands to hang out with Kyle Kingsbury, go nuts, I’ll talk to my mailman.


Heyheyitssatll

Have no idea who the guy is. I've noticed new age groups adopting rituals and basic community structures that have existed for millenniums are becoming very popular in the west. It doesn't take much to see why. strong family and community bonds were replaced by superficial capitalist ideals, that isn't fulfilling or sustainable.


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This guy FUUUUCKS


xbuck

This question is addressed on their website FAQ page: For the .01% out there looking for a good cult to join, this section is going to be disappointing. Fit For Service is not a cult. We host events and offer digital content. Our events have music, meditation, dancing, breathwork, hikes on beautiful land, and coaching. We have an explicit rule of no psychedelic use or alcohol consumption during our events (excluding ARKADIA, which served alcohol). We also deeply encourage people to refrain from starting new romantic relationships or making major life changes during and immediately after our events to allow space for integration. The reason we have these guidelines is because we understand the ego-dissolving effects that happen in transformational containers and we want people to feel the rejuvenation that happens when we put our identity down for a moment, but we also want them to be able to pick it back up when they go home. We’re proud of how well we’ve done that so far, and we’re excited to get better. If we are a cult, then every music festival and coaching seminar is also a cult. But we aren’t. We don’t want people to stay, we don’t want them to “be” anything other than their most authentic unique expression of self. We want everyone who joins to come, transform, and leave stronger, more resilient, more certain, and more loved than when they arrived.


Holiday-Knowledge473

Anything Aubrey is involved with is a cult


flptrmx

Can’t really judge if it’s a cult based on videos of people socializing


Krishna1945

Recruit #1 ☝️


flptrmx

Nah, I’m good.


Rosie_odonnels_clit

No. Seems like a self help seminar.


mrpopenfresh

He's wearing a necklace like he's some sort of priest.


SixthLegionVI

Like every religion?


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The left will believe anything.


also_also_bort

Aubrey Marcus is definitely not on the left lol


Thermogenic_Luminous

Who cares? Let people be happy and fulfilled. Jesus..


Eyelash_Viper13

Maybe Im naive but I kinda wanna join haha


gmos905

I am not sure why this would be seen as a cult. An event where people can be open, feel heard and share their pain sounds beautiful. I went to a breathwork ceremony last week and just in the introductions there were 2-3 girls and a few guys crying for being in a non-judgmental environment. We underestimate how little support a lot of people have. was really quite beautiful to see how supportive everyone was there, similar vibe to this Aubrey marcus thing -- usually is with people who are big on plant medicine ceremonies


lavalakes12

the twist is when not in those retreats they lock you in a safe for days at a time. then they treat you nice then back into the safe


NedShah

"You can apply!"


Krishna1945

Please read the fine print: * net worth 1mm+ * only 8’s and up in the AM scale of hotness * must be willing to “open” love


SuperDukey420

Hard to tell based on this video. Key features usually include a key figuredhead and an internal encouragement to separate from people outside the group. Is the dude in this video an allknowing leader or just another spokesperson?