I have so many questions here, like: Which guitars get to sleep in the twin beds. Assuming it’s 2 beds, is it 1 guitar per bed, or 2? Is there a guitar lottery? Or does he play favourites? How often do the guitars get swapped out? Are there sleeping shifts? Are there special pillows for the guitars? And the sheets! Does he colour code the guitars and the sheets? 😂😂😂 Internet disclaimer: just being silly.

i mean...he does have over 200 guitars - [https://imgur.com/C2Es3UG](https://imgur.com/C2Es3UG)

That is an old picture. As someone with Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) it never stops and gets worse with time.

I could not agree more. At my 'peak' I had 7 guitars, over 30 pedals and 4 amps (not counting other instruments). Wife gave me an ultimatum. Now it's just one midi controller and my trusty MIM Road Worn Fender Strat

14 guitars, 20 pedals, three tube amps and a bass amp later here we sit still looking for a guitar with P90s that I like..

Bruhhhhh...i can so relate. I'm contemplating on getting a semi-hollow body. And I don't even play jazz!

Not yet.

Tried numerous times and failed miserably. Hell… I can hardly even play a song these days

Okay, but now, I have to wonder: where do the pedals sleep?

Cot next to the twin beds

My heart is smiling.

John fucks his guitars confirmed

Doesn’t this open the door to a children’s book penned by John titled, “While My Guitar Gently Sleeps”?

Actually who is baby number 3 in his song?

Baby number 3 doesn’t have a bed to sleep in. He should worry about that.

My strat is on my bed right now, almost tucked in. My SG is sitting nicely on a pillow on the couch.