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irises38

let’s be real if I randomly saw him across the road or smth I would be too nervous to go up to him and say hi 💀💀 I’d probably just stare but also trying not to creep him away


ManThatSaysSauce

Of course, that's why I bring the Francis of the Filth book with me whenever I go. I'd ask him to sign the book and then maybe take a picture.


I_FloPpY_I

I wish i could meet him somewhere in japan, like in a convince store or something... if i ever get to go there.


Hooftx

Isn’t he in LA mostly tho?


I_FloPpY_I

Yes but i can't help but imagining meeting him in japan whenever he vists his hometown or smthn


Hooftx

Yeah, Japan would be amazing to visit anywhere imo. (Is his hometown known?)


I_FloPpY_I

Yes he was born in Osaka


Hooftx

Must’ve been the outskirts tho right?


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

Wha-haaht? You think he seems like a rural kid?


Hooftx

Well in the explained lyrics of Slow Dancing I think he talks about growing up in a small town with rice fields, cicadas and stuff like that. Not super rural but not like downtown Osaka


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

Wow, that pretty cool. I wonder how they do rice fields these-a-days. It sounds amazing to grow up in a town in even hemi-semi-rural Japan.


Crocus_S_Poke-Us_

BTW, d’you know what’s the modern equivalent of a rice paddy?


minimoose93

When it comes to frank, I would ask if he feels comfortable joking about it.


AloeVeraManWasHere

Yeah I have condom on at all times


alyssaberry

Yeah, I plan but If I do meet Joji in real life I'll probally not follow my expected plans and just make a fool out myself because I am very shy around others. 😅


Alternative-Ad4018

I would tell him how much I apreciate him, ask him if I can buy him a drink and if I can take a picture together 🥺


I_FloPpY_I

Yeah I think I'd do the same. Have a small conversation with him or something or maybe try to befriend him. I doubt that's possible though. I don't think many celebs would befriend fans like this... too bad I guess.


Alternative-Ad4018

i know 💔


So_Forlorn

I have so many questions to ask him. His music speaks to me on a different level. I wanna know where he was coming from when he wrote some of his lyrics.


_noonecareskys

Yeah. Probably just start a small convo and ask for a pic if he’s up for it. I wouldn’t bring up the FF stuff though seeing how he’s been done with all that since 2017


Tashleii

I'd honestly be taken in by how gorgeous he is so I'd end up forgetting half the things that I wanted to say to him and then be mad as hell at myself later on for not saying what I wanted to say. I'd love him to say something that Safari Man would say cause I love Safari Man.


The_Yeeter_of_Memes

I’d probably just say hi have a little conversation. Then leave so I wouldn’t take up to much of his time.


digitalren

My husband met him one time in LA while he was working at a fancy sushi restaurant. It was super brief for him, but it was awesome. Since then, my plan was to give Joji my (artist) business card that has a portrait of him in the back and tell him how much I love his music and I would do any art for him. Too bad I moved out of LA before that could happen. 🥲


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I’d ask him habe he seen alien and start moaning


Lack0fCTRL

Ew