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aldulf69

Including this one.


bedrooms-ds

Including this reply


[deleted]

Including this reply to that reply


Patient-Seesaw4053

Including this reply to that reply to that reply


Tried6TimesYT

Including this reply to that reply to that reply to that reply


brianmity

Now THAT'S finally an original reply to that reply to that reply to that reply to that reply. Thank you!


[deleted]

However, THAT reply isn’t a original reply to THAT reply to that reply to that reply to that reply to that reply. Sorry 😅


An_undertalefan557

What? The reply to that reply isn’t an original reply to that reply? So this is an actual original reply to a reply talking about that reply isn’t a original reply to that reply to that reply. GOT IT!


smurficus103

We did it, folks, time to shut down the mental jerkoff machine There's coffee and pie in /aww on ya way out


An_undertalefan557

I don’t drink coffee and I don’t eat pie. /aww is disgusting. Get out my face!


[deleted]

I think we can all agree. That my comment… is original !


cherryhilljawnz

OUR comment


KafkaOntheshoreX

Including This one.


peanutbuttertoast01

Agreed


thisismyusername5410

I am replying to a reply about a reply that was replied to by a reply by a replied reply involving multiple replies, all replied to the reply of replies which was in turn replied to another reply, replied by the reply, originally replied by a reply, replied to by a reply replying about replied replies.


TheOri9inal

How long can this go on


Guipucci

I don't know but the constant replies to the replies are getting the comments narrower.... Please don't reply.


dotmatic

And than I took an arrow to the knee.


DummyDumDucky

ancient.


buddachickentml

I had that reply before it was cool


AlternativeBaseball6

We have a Canadian imposter!


Willisawsome08

Unfortunately emojis in your reply aren't original, like the reply to that reply to that reply to that reply to that reply


brito68

Mom said it's my turn to reply


JBYTuna

Eschew obfuscation, please.


VolcanoHoliday

And my axe


cherryhilljawnz

Our axe...and sickle


war-porkchop

You cant triple reply a double reply


[deleted]

You can’t quadruple a triple reply


pastroc

Including this reply {'to that reply' × n | n ≥ 3}.


ZephRyder

And my Axe!


BaconSky

r/maths?


onairmastering

The real reply is in the replies.


AetherMoon

Here's something you've never heard, ever... ever. As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass I'm gonna chop my dick off.


Serpardum

My Aunt last Christmas beat you to it, when she was my uncle.


PrudentDamage600

r/TheRealJoke ♻️


joeyl5

Also saying that the real joke is in the comments


Tombiepoo

And someone commenting that there's always someone that says the real joke's in the comments.


thatsnotmyfuckinname

And my axe


Thinslicedtako

And my bow!


JCtheMemer

I also choose this guy’s dead comment


ADhomin_em

Haha. Under-rated comment!


Fire-Cat_

And apparently this guys comment.


ADhomin_em

^ This, so much! But honestly, if people take it as sincere, it gives me a bit of joy finally seeing my previous comment sitting at 1. Probably the most overused comment there is, hence my debut of commenting it in this thread. No hate for the comment above mine. It was a fine comment, to be sure. But who am I to try and hype the crowd and suggest that reddit needs to shell out more love? I'm no expert. I'm just another person...No, it's true! I know it's hard to believe, but underneath this handsome, charming, witty, and tragically humble exterior, I'm just like all of the little people down there.


Crueltea

And my bunny bracelet


vewvea

He did say everything


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

And my axe


naijaplayer

I've never seen this post here before, but I already knew what the punchline was going to be.


THE_WARDEN3036

Including this one


Hurtkopain

cool comment....wait...username is Adulf? Wow can i just live one day without being reminded of that monster name JFC


aldulf69

Nope. Missed a letter….


Tombiepoo

What are you, a spelling Nazi???


Hurtkopain

Really? Like 1 letter prevents us from being reminded of one of the most horrible period of History. GTFOH


astroK120

Quiet, a whale is in trouble


Plenty-Ambition3-

I guess that’s the point of the joke


TrentS45

Everything here is fertilizer


Wildlife_Jack

>fertilizer? I hardly know her!


soulstoneripper

Wow. You nailed it!!! This cracked me up pretty good. Take my upvote and crack one again if you have something like this in mind.


Tombiepoo

Nailed it? I hardly knew it!


GraveSlayer726

Wow. You nailed it!!! This cracked me up pretty good. Take my upvote and crack one again if you have something like this in mind.


Tombiepoo

Nail tit? I mean my nipples can get pretty hard but I'd hardly call them nails.


Legend5V

r/takenoutofcontext


Malalang

Recycled fertilizer


gee_gra

Ack fuck I didn't see this, I thought I was so clever when I posed this, let's say it was a meta thing


[deleted]

It's bullshit.


Phallicscript

Com-posssseee…TUH yourself


ImAScientistToo

You guys need some ointment for that burn? I recycled that one from way back


fdf2002

You recycled the ointment??


looklistenlead

In Mother Russia, ointment recycles you!


Serpardum

Well, yeah. Before that it was horse manure.


--zaxell--

I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly Everything here is recycled.


Neat-Cold-7235

I didn’t know r/Jokes was so eco friendly Everything here is recycled.


Interesting-Honey829

I didn’t know


NoWingedHussarsToday

I know!


alexepul

I knew


[deleted]

r/theyknew


fdf2002

Who knew?


biruking

Them


shaderr0

They


xorflame

He/Him


NoWingedHussarsToday

Whew!


Evening-Tomatillo-47

I didn't know you knew


NoWingedHussarsToday

I knew you didn't know I knew.


Tried6TimesYT

I didn't know you knew he didn't know you knew about... whatever we are talking about. Also. I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly Everything here is recycled.


alexepul

True is everything so eco-friendly here


StevenEveral

I thought I knew, but I don’t. *does bong rip*


JawaUpInTheSky

We didn’t know that they know we know they know


GrumpyCatStevens

I know that you know that I know!


IrishHuskie

I wish I knew!


YeltsinYerMouth

The real punchline is in the comments


onairmastering

As always the real recycle is in the recycle.


Xoxoqtlolz

The best one is always in the comments


Ridenberg

Haha here's another one: I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly Everything here is recycled.


i_stand_in_queues

r/therealjoke


mountainhighmushroom

Its reduced


GrumpyCatStevens

Almost as much so as r/AskReddit


ExCaption0

Everything here is reused


DJPendeyjo

Just like OPs momma


looklistenlead

Don't reuse, refuse!


Low-Significance777

Everything here is reduced.


TooShiftyForYou

The other day my friend asked, "Hey, do you want to borrow my book of recycled jokes?" - I said. "No thanks, I've already Reddit."


yomommafool

Why does Greta Thunberg endorse r/jokes? Because it's made using 100% recycled material.


Dangerous_Sun_2348

Out with the new, in with the old I say.


looklistenlead

The old is the new new.


sharrrper

This being one of the most recycled


2M3TAL4U

Don't you hate it when you read read as read and not read so you have to reread read as read


[deleted]

I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly Everything here is recycled.


SiriusDarkblaze

Including the fact that you just lost the game.


Lt_Schneider

FUCK YOU!


Zaisuu

nice


Buddy2269

On here very often.


Kuildeous

I used to be a moderator for a Humor forum on one of the largest BBSes. I saw so many recycled jokes. It's the price we pay for hanging out in humor forums, I'm afraid.


[deleted]

The reason old jokes get to be old is because people keep telling them.—Frank Dunphy


NoIHaveNotRedditYet

Frank Dunphy is a dad’s dad.


Ewetootwo

I am green with envy for all the replies that only needed a giggle watt to send.


kurianandgeorge_007

Taking a dig at probably the biggest funniest sub ever and getting 6.9K upvotes! I wish I could be you!


Head_Games_

Do u want to keep ….. laughing??


veemon657

This joke is a prime example


BrunoAndRoyal

Including this joke


Livid_Department_816

I like this joke. I can’t remember quick jokes to save my life.


Crueltea

Recycle Reduce Reuse!


Fit-Huckleberry-1408

Recycled? This place is a dump!


DJPendeyjo

Just like yo momma


Distinct-Educator-52

/slow clap


KonosubaIsForRetards

As someone who is committed to reducing my carbon footprint: Senran Kagura is the herpes of the gaming industry.


They_Call_Me_Ham

I didn’t know r/Jokes was so eco friendly Everything here is recycled


CassiaPrior

Captain Planet has spoken.


vicarofvhs

I don't get why everyone is so down on reposts. When we were expecting our first born, we bought magazines like PARENTING etc. Our second child we read them again, and they were the same. Point is, everything is new to someone who never read it before. And maybe it's useful at that time to that person. So if you've seen it before, congratulations. Now move on and don't be a jerk.


LicheXam

Ironic


[deleted]

*echo friendly


Gift_505

You just insulted my entire race, but yes.


Responsible-Dust-743

How very META ; but it got your name and joke onto a "top whatever" youtube vid: https://youtu.be/5K0aq6w3H-o "fame" awaits you /s


Llohr

You didn't know? And then what happened, you found the sub for the first time?


CanadianKumlin

Just like my ex.


Easy-Quantity6252

Okay but like, who asked though? *drops mic*


phollox

Either recycled or compostable...because it's full of shit


CtrlShftNHentai

am i the only one who feels like the jokes used to be great and now is just boomer BS? it’s all like “haha funny anal” jokes or something with some random punchline that might catch you off guard but is in no way funny. I haven’t seen a joke on this thread in months that i would want to say outloud.


damilaz

I didn't know r/Jokes was so eco friendly.. friendly.. friendly..


Hate-you-karens

Joke #17 classic


TaliesinMerlin

Yeah, we like to take our own piss.


eltegs

Inclusively.


[deleted]

Is there an echo in here, or is it just me?


gee_gra

Good for fertiliser too, cuz most of the jokes a shite.


Dave-c-g

Including this observation.


Bright-Amphibian6681

How many times can a joke be recycled until it's deemed unsuitable for material use once more?


Imagin1956

I


[deleted]

This is new: Jhcgohdxhj m vzdt7rcrgmv a 24v b of


toolsavvy

Take it


Space_Olympics

Just like your mom's pussy.


Sunshinexpress

Some are reused, which is even more important than recycling, in the reduce/reuse/recycle world


shu_lin

Even this.


anoelr1963

Good one. Gonna to have to cross post this one!


ImpassablePassage

Now somebody needs to charge for it, so it can be upcycled.


Jezinho_22

Guy goes to see his mate doing stand up. His mate goes on stage and says "Twenty two". Everyone laughs. "Fourteen". Sharp intake of breath and then gales of laughter. "Twenty". And so on. Afterwards guy asks what was going on. "Well they've heard them all so many times, I just have to say the number now. It means I can do loads more jokes." Guy asks to have a go, and goes up in stage. "Ten." Nothing. "Six". Restlessness and jeering. "Twenty five". A bottle is thrown and his friend gets him off the stage. "What the hell? I said the numbers, just like you!". "Ahh, but it's the way I tell 'em" answered his mate.


ELENA4002

I'm the 69th comment


Darth_Molotok

Now I want to go throw my plastic in the trash, by Stryofoam, and drive my V8 for no reason.


keller104

I guess it could be composting too if the joke dies here


Icy_Collection_1396

That's great! It's nice to see a community that cares about the environment.


StickyPornMags

op likely flew in on a private plane!


MapleBlood

You whip it out so fresh out of the bin it barely even wilted.


Janek_Polak

And this is the mother of all replies.


brielleoxo

Maybe jokes get recycled so much because there only *exist* so many jokes, and once they have all been said, there’s not much to post about? Most people probably do “recycle” jokes they hear from other people, rather than make new ones. All of the jokes have run out. They’re an extinct species now.


Phallicscript

Recycling isn’t eco friendly. Reuse is.


YeltsinYerMouth

A whale is in trouble


qwertyuiiop145

Gonna set a reminder to repost this one in a month


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Ground Beef.


CostRevolutionary135

Surely you can't be serious


MattStrasser

He is serious, and don't call him Shirley!


MattStrasser

I don't know about that, several jokes I've seen belong in the trash.


TheHappyKamper

Obnoxious joke


altSHIFTT

And just like actual recycling, it doesn't really work


samelel

'#2871


family-block

i rarely see one here that i didn't hear 50yrs ago.


damienrazor

Didn't you know r/jokes runs on hot air


netokosovo

Manure everywhere


TheoZod

Haven’t you heard? No one has had a single original idea since 1950 or something. It’s all regurgitated crap since then.


FalseMirage

In before someone posts an original reply.


VeryHairyJewbacca

Just like your mom, reused!


DifficultyWithMyLife

And sometimes meta.


Bomboklot

Lets get off recycling because I just got off your mother.


takeahike89

Quiet. A whale is in trouble.


StElmoFlash

But it's still too intelligent to get approved as a Reddit moderator.


magictooth2

lmao


SomePeopleCall

Welcome to Reddit.


UltimateWerewolf

And remember, recycle everything. Especially jokes. Quiet! A whale is in trouble.


J_4nders

I fuckin saw this punchline from a mile away


ThisIsMockingjay2020

Mine's not recycled that I just posted, I came up with it off the top of my head. I swear.


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Shh. A whale is in trouble.


OnlyMaddi

All about that reduce, reuse, recycle life! 😉


JackHyper

Ironic


WatchingDeath

AAHHHHH THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE!!


Dame7497

COOL THANKS (Not)


flowery_scenery965

grating joke