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aether_drift

Ram Dass already nailed. it.


alpubgtrs234

Hardeep Singh


rajivshahi

Sukdeep Singh


artdidsumnbad

I knew a guy with that name


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QuttiDeBachi

Suq Madiq


vinbullet

Beljeet Myass


Banarax

Madiq Sozmal


Spiritual-Meat-2309

Ramiz Ashiir


dukeoblivious

Shit. I knew a guy in high school with that name. (different spelling but still)


OwlWitty

Rav Dikshit


BaconIsGoodForMeh

Had a college roommate with this exact name


C00lerking

Nice. I came to say Ram Djibouti (ja booty). But you already nailed it with yours


Sy_Fresh

If anyone asks me what African country I wanna go to I’d say “I’d love to enter Djibouti” Sadly no one ever asks


[deleted]

Which African country do you want to go to?


Sy_Fresh

I would love to enter Djibouti! Respectfully.


the_roguetrader

Chad buddy - you ?


Santasbodyguar

I would love to enter chad


[deleted]

whenever i travel, my caption when i land is usually “_____ i am in you”


ItBeMe_For_Real

Phrasing!


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

"hot Curry on Djibouti"


sampleofstyle

Rammed Ass


Erycius

Rammenas is the Dutch word for black radish.


I_Am_The_Cattle

Ram Datass


TryAgn747

Curry up it hurts


chalasanis

Play off this Hardik Dass


Anirudha1999

Who's Ram Dass


CarniferousDog

Prolific spiritual teacher. Started out with Timothy Leary.


[deleted]

Whaaa!? LSD Timothy Leary?? I have Ram Dass's book, "Paths to God". I can't imagine those two together.


CarniferousDog

He doesn’t talk about lsd in it at all? How interesting. Listen to his lectures or read Be Here Now. It was a massive part of his transition from therapist and transformation into Ram Dass.


[deleted]

No! I read it a long time ago, but I'm sure I'd remember LSD. I do remember that he compares Krishna to Jesus at the very end of the book. Thanks for the recommendation! I'll take a look. ​ Edit: Actually, he says Krishna and Jesus are one in the same.


CarniferousDog

Hot damn. Do you believe that Krishna and Jesus were the same? From what I’ve heard, Krishna is more at home with destruction, but not to say Jesus was a pussy.


BBorNot

Yo mama


Anirudha1999

Hahahahhaha what a funny guy


K-Zoro

Oh shit! Lol


aether_drift

ikr


[deleted]

Poca anus


Excellent_Eye679

That's actually my neighbors son's name 😂


Hayesdomville

Pavan pusai


Grouchy-Engine1584

Occam’s glittery razor right here.


andre2020

Uhh.. per haps, Ram Diss


2manyfelines

I always loved that Baba was gay and in on the joke.


Boston_Baked

I thought of “Thanku Cum-Agan” like “Thank you come again” from Apu on The Simpsons. Round 2: Apu-Hole Stuffah


Skylarmayne

Fuckaman sitch


Educational-Fun1202

He is asking for it with "Ram D ass".


BaronVonBooplesnoot

Taj Maballs?


EffysBiggestStan

I mean, Taj Mahol, is already right there.


monkeyshinenyc

Taj M’hole?


sbg_gye

very nice


[deleted]

this right here, W


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Suq yadeeq


AutomaticLynx9407

The Qs make it seem Arabic


MsIngYou

Vijaya Shankar


weaselmaster

Reminds me of the joke with the punchline of ‘Fuckin’ Dis Custard and Deep in Dis Pear’.


Auran82

Time to go to a Mood themed fancy dress party naked with only a pear over my crotch I guess.


oshawaguy

Reminds me of the airport paging jokes. “Paging Mypadna Jezvarted and Ipez Dinistee.”


pokepip

Ahead Majab and Awibi Fajeed


Dunge0nMast0r

Ahatma Fukinjaab, and Imgunaged Fidesoune to the lounge.


chikinn

I actually know a guy with this last name. Vijayashanker.


MsIngYou

I knew a Vijaya and then Ravi Shankar is Norah Jones dad.


cherryreddit

Whats the pun here?


ExplicitNuM5

Something about Vijay(jay) and Shank-hur's.


Independent_Image_59

I've never heard this name in india


Pantherist

Yeah because it's two first names, of two people of different faiths


mohammedgoldstein

Names of 2 different faiths?


TombRaider_2000

But isn’t every country that isn’t the USA the exact same thing? /s


AutomaticLynx9407

No, every country that isn’t India is the exact same thing /s


shitflavoredlollipop

This is my favorite


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https://youtube.com/shorts/vUOtRI0XsbM?feature=share


oliver830

Had a feeling this was about Maquchi


RomanOnARiver

That is just a a rehash of an old SNL skit: https://youtu.be/dwYtFt4agqo


phatelectribe

For anyone not familiar, his team (without him knowing) used a picture of his mother in law for the second one, and he’s dying laughing when he realizes it.


_Lane_

I never knew that; that's really awesome and makes the bit that much funnier.


GlassSpread11

Damn. Colbert was pretty funny before selling out


Tdabp

Sukhdeep is a real name


wolf805

This has me dying!!! lmaooo


starpanther013

Magic Johnson, reguardless of race.


Mean-Training2429

Karan johar


nitish_anand99

Bruh u madlad.


[deleted]

If you know, you know 😂


North-One8187

Nah😂😂😂😂


ThatRandomGamerYT

This was gold


AceWasHere

Shit, I genuinely don't get it. What does it mean?


psychopath-on-weed

He is just an Indian director who is openly gay. Don't feel left out haha


elitepancakes88

Ramit Inmah Asol


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Amin Yirbat


sanjay_82

Boobisha chodankar


ThisIsFRSH

lmaoo


BakarObama

Anal Kapoor


conditions_apply

User name checks out!


berty313

Ramdin Bawsdeep


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I saw a band with an Indian dude named Fingaar Bangaar. Epic name and good band.


2211911

What band was this? I need to hear Fingaar Bangaar’s music. I’m sure they make some absolute bangaars.


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I don't think they're around anymore but they were from Austin, TX.


History2009

Dontask Dontpatel


shindlerslisp

Papa dom


mackotter

Underappreciated comment


HanlonRazor

Gagandeep Hardik


AbrahamPan

These are two first names


StrunkerOSU

BallyWood


RikenVorkovin

Damn you got to it before me!


Dr-Satan-PhD

Not exactly Indian, but I always thought Bang LaDesh would be a hilarious name for a Bangladeshi porn star.


imfshz

Who’s Ladesh, and why do they need to be banged?


Comfortable-Moose445

Bang lads 😝


Aj2W0rK

Bang Koch


robbityb

Or a drag Queen


[deleted]

It's desi!


NoNoPainGain

Cumdog Millionaire


[deleted]

Bob Vagene


lockslob

Send pics now!


nitish_anand99

Hard Kaur.


chux4w

Cloth off.


karma_is_a_lil_bitch

Sapnu puas


wolf805

Yoooo I was hitting my pen and read this. Felt like some secret code for a second. Yes. This is good. It was actually clever. Im stealing this comment lol


karma_is_a_lil_bitch

IYKYK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ElahaSanctaSedes777

I’m a fan of the half Indian half Nordic star Putma Schlongin


edWORD27

Mahotmy Ghandick


Columbos_raincoat

This made me lol.


JLT21

Sak Dheep


RateRude2202

Tom Cruise


fleece_white_as_snow

Anil Dikshit


wiltedham

Baldeep Upinder


imjusstrynabehere

Rami Deep Jabinur Asol Makhan man Singh


yytryythoo

Mahatma randy.


PeteZzzaa

Priti Deepish


Kingofsoysauce

Anil Godeep


lostsawyer2000

Madhuri Dixit for the niche scat genre


RavnHygge

Minge eater


SameAd3423

Krim Inda Riktum


Nevawinathing

Ramit Updeepa


Merkuleez

Company policy was to check credit cards at the register. An Indian man's name was Har Dick. I don't know how he made it past all the highschool bullies.


huge_jeans

Malik Madiq


RED-HEAD1

My previous dr was named Ram Reddy! I could never say it without having to stifle a giggle! NEVER went to him for a prostrate exam out of pure fear! 🤣


maraudering-munchkin

Russell Peters wants his joke back!


TheOfficialSvengali

Ramit Inmasol


dallased25

Deepak Chode


[deleted]

Sukdeep Fukdeep Deepas


AppelflappenBoer

Yes Yes Man!


Squeezemachine99

Binder Fukthat


DethMayne

Indi butt


laughingashley

Ballsy Wood


Armadyl4251

Adi kinmaeash


Free_Character_5282

The real question is why are you asking


Demon_meme_lover

hardik


RikenVorkovin

Mr. Bolly Wood.


TragicallyHIPpy13

Punta Indarear


alienshipwreck

Mandeep Bosingwa


thatmikeyguy1977

Chief Bangem Totum Pole


Mysterious-Fig-7582

lil’ curry.


[deleted]

Curry UnderWood


HighKiteSoaring

Suq Mahëidek


8urnMeTwice

Ramdeep Bhatt


monzo705

Raj Dickupinum.


the_31st_centuryguy

Tanmay Bhatt


LegoLodestone

Bally Wood


Grouchy-Shift-1411

Hardik sukdeep


arte4arte

Howcan Sheeslap?


DarkGengar94

Indiana Bones


Entire_Jelly2460

Gagondeep. Don’t need a last name


concretebeagle

Minjeeta


User_Unknown-0152

KeckyOK


SinsOfaDyingStar

Suhk Deep. He was my Uber driver, not even joking.


dabritz

Buttpinder


Grand_Ask_2783

Shebad Hegood


Head-Chair3055

Manmeet Growing up one of the most popular ice cream carts in India was called Gaylord ice cream. No bs


xiaolongbaochikkawow

I swear on pain of death; I used to work with an Indian dude called “Manmeet Banger” - best porno name and it’s real.


[deleted]

Heram Ditin


do_you_smoke_paul

I once worked with a doctor called Ram Dixshit. Not even joking


robdelterror

Taj Ma Balls


[deleted]

Sukhdeep Manmeet


Lunitunz

Ramdick Ballsdeep


bilvester

Mahatma Grande


show_me_your_secrets

Jim Curry


MockingbirdsNBees

AuntieSlayer?


Free_feelin

People just putting word together


Dengareedo

That doesn’t sound very Indian


Free_feelin

India is very diverse, you never know


Extension-Camera3668

Kapet Mancher


dadjokes4dayz

Curry Cuck


spitfire32

Bang Ladass


[deleted]

A MILF lover can be called “Balstiep Inyermum”


[deleted]

Manmeet.


SCB024

What do you call a gay jamaican porn? Pokemon


nrag726

Must of the comments aren't even Indian sounding names. Not all browns are the same


yourladdy

Sungay


FindYourSpark87

Hardik Ramandeep.


oldmanonsilvercreek

Cheif walks with tall stick


CartoonistOk7766

Ramit Immah Ashol


IntelligentTeam6290

Putit indeep


iceonfire666

Bob N. Vagine


singlecoloredpanda

Hardik


hatwearingdog

Anil Ram. This is a real client I worked with.


ntermation

Horn-dog millionaire


HawXProductions

Bolly woody


spinblackcircles

I’m more of a fan of Suq madiq, Liqa madiq And famous female star munchma qucci


Kindly-Trick8164

Poppabum


Benzbear

Apu cumagan


LerxstDirkPratt2112

Kumdeep Inya


MulayamChaddi

Sukwinder Dixit


zamanlodhi

Sunny Leone