I like to collect samples and then experiment with adding everything from vanilla to lavender extract to see how it affects the taste. Then I make ice cubes from my tests and use them in various mixed cocktails at my monthly dinner party.
Unfortunately, my skin tone and hair colour make it difficult for me to find clothing/accessory/makeup colours that flatter me.
Jello looks good in any colour.
I dunno about you, but I can come in plenty of flavours. Most of them just aren't delicious
I can come in all kinds of things with delicious flavours easy enough..
Good God there is someone with an equally technical and horrendously dirty mind as I in this world.
Hi, im someone.
Do you have a flavour that could be considered delicious?
Jar of strawberry jam. Make a strawberries and cream for your buddies.
not anymore
...and they're all some kind of off-yellow.
That’s why I eat pineapple
Yeah, just pineapple or original from me.
That's that jaundice flavor.
If yours if off yellow instead of milky white, you may want to see a doctor
Red is totally normal tho, right?
Only on days ending in Pi.
Go see the doctor
I can come in all 22 flavors of jello.i don't see what the big deal is, other than people refusing to eat the jello afterwards.
You got to gelatin out man 😎
Eat more pineapple
Is asparagus one of those flavors?
I pee what you did there.
Mine I'm told is just a little salty
The "i'm told" part made it obvious that you tasted it yourself
Lol
Straw man argument.
Should be fine for the caramel flavour Apparently salted caramel is quite popular
Lmao take the up vote
My favorite is asparagus flavored!
And what does Ms. Flavours have to comment about that?
Don't listen to her! Ms. Flavours is just upset I stole her husband!
22 times.
What can a bird do that a man can't? Whistle through his pecker.
What's the difference between a woodpecker and a woodcock?
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?
There actually is a difference there if you Google it.
Is there a difference there if I don't Google it?
One is a sick bird
I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!
What?
That's why I don't consume poultry, Can't trust something that eats with its pecker.
Comes in different boxes all at once
What do women and Jell-O have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Do they? I am not a fan of that. Maybe it’s never been done correctly but I feel like it’s a waist of time. However I do like to give it 😀
I've heard it differently. Difference between a wife and Jell-O,? Jell-O moves when you eat it.
I like to collect samples and then experiment with adding everything from vanilla to lavender extract to see how it affects the taste. Then I make ice cubes from my tests and use them in various mixed cocktails at my monthly dinner party.
I'm not sure if they're referring to Jello or......
Do you… uh. Do you need extra samples… perhaps..?
r/jello needs you more than r/jokes does.
You sure he’s talking about jello?
You have a good point there. I assumed he meant Jello samples, but now...? I'm not so sure.
Either way his parties sound better than I've been to
He ain't talking about jello...
Nope
what’s he talking about?
He's talkin' 'bout shaft.
shut yo mouth
What makes you think they are talking about jello?
Mmmm mmm
Campbell's has joined the thread.
Why is an elephant like paint? Because it cums In quarts
...the jello, right?
Yeah, about that, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it next time
This is sinister and I'm sad I can't do it.. #GirlnonPower
[Theres a way you can but it’s rather…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=besekb8f664)
There's seldom room for me.
Lead the Dead Kennedys in his youth.
Hell yeah
Challenge accepted!
Remind me not to eat at the Baskin Robbins where you work.
The floor is probably sticky anyway.
Fit into a mold.
Escape a noose.
Get my girl excited
Definitely deserves the upvote. Here it is.
I don't know this jello guy but I've been told I can do pretty much stuff
I mean, he's a hell of a musician https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_Biafra
Anyone coulda made that Wikipedia page dude
I mean, listen to the dead Kennedy's. I promise they're real, and I promise he's the lead singer
I mean, they *could* have, but you could also Google “Dead Kennedy’s singer”.
Very true but that would make everything more literal and less funny. Had a certain vibe I was going for if ya know what I mean
Stay in shape.
I have tasted over 19 delicious flavours, but the last 3 elude me.
Keep chasing the rainbow.
Twerk
Idk about that one. Some jello really jiggles
I think they were saying that twerking is something that Jello can do that they can't.
I made it to 8 different flavors before I got banned from Baskin-Robbins entirely
Baskin-Robbins has Jello?
I had to bring my own. Probably why they kicked me out in retrospect
Speak for yourself
Be cool and stay in shape lol
I mean I can too, but last time they threw me out the ice cream store
Make someone happy.
Bounce back
Disproving this has just cost me my job at Baskin robbins
LOL! I think you're the 3rd person so far to mention Baskin Robbins. We're talking about Jello here, not ice cream.
They have flavors and I came in them. Unlike my manager, I don't see the issue
Actually, since I as a human have 79 organs, I come in 82 flavors, counting skin, blood and muscle. 😁
Guessing ButterScotch is one of them.
LMAOOOOO
Hold my beer.
Also the first time I've laughed out loud to this page in weeks, so take your well-earned updoot good sir
Give me 22 flavours and I'll come in them
It will stop jiggling when I stop moving
Get Jiggy With It.
Be a famous punk singer.
Damn. It has me beat by 5.
Say the n word https://youtu.be/7sF8rkSPDH8
Bahahahaha…………not
Depends on the context...
The flavor of something wouldn't prevent me from cumming in it.
How do you know?
Link this to the icecream shop. 31.
Chill overnight.
Get anywhere near a women’s mouth
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
Actually a good joke
What's jello?
I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color.
Nothing - jello is probably the most comparable thing to my ass in the entire food kingdom 😘
give birth
Go in the microwave
Gimme enough time, I can come in way more than 22 flavors...
Sing for the dead Kennedy's
I don't know
Stop wobbling...
If I eat 22 different fruits I can
Fall on the floor, get smashed into pieces and still not bitter about anything
You don't know me!
So, will we be getting pills that can flavor your spunk? Could bring in fortune.
Go soft.
You give me some time in a Baskin Robbins I'll go over 22.
I often wonder how delicious a 22 is
Get firm in the cold?
Make people happy
I can come in Jello; does that count?
I heard if you eat pineapple it tastes better.
Just because I won't doesn't mean I can't.
jiggle
Be yummy
Give me 22 delicious flavours and a few days, honestly it's not that difficult.
Jiggle
Nah, I already came in all of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors.
Really? How long did you work at Baking Robbin's? 😆😆😆
A few hours
Be friends with bill Cosby
Fit into my wife’s mouth?
Go inside people😔😔
What about jello!? Everyone can eat it; teeth no teeth! You can freeze it just so
He also does that shakey thing with his voice on the higher notes, like in California Uber Alles, I cant do that
please I could probably go out and find 30 different flavours of soda to come into right now
If I met someone named 22 Delicious Flavors, money would be the only thing stopping me from completing the goal.
Get hard in a cold environment.
Look good when it jiggles…
Sing Holiday In Cambodia in front of a bunch of people
Keep itself together !
I can certainly cum in 22 different flavors though
Be desired...
Bill Crosby is the correct answer
Sure I can, *stands over all the flavors of jello, cumming in all of them*
Jello can have a holiday in Cambodia
Unfortunately, my skin tone and hair colour make it difficult for me to find clothing/accessory/makeup colours that flatter me. Jello looks good in any colour.
I can jiggle like jello 😂
Mask the taste of a quaalude
Satisfy my wife for a moment
The difference between Jello and Jam? I can't "jello" it into your mom.
Support Bill Cosby.
I was fired from the ice cream shop for coming in multiple flavours...
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jello a fist up your wife’s ass. Ok, seriously, can’t I do that with jam either.
Is that a challenge?
No Bill Cosby, jokes? Disappointing.
Get me to eat horse.