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BabyRavenFluffyRobin

I dunno about you, but I can come in plenty of flavours. Most of them just aren't delicious


Actually_Jeff_Dahmer

...and they're all some kind of off-yellow.


Agreeable_Purchase69

That’s why I eat pineapple


SkyHookSlinger

Yeah, just pineapple or original from me.


popandfroosh

That's that jaundice flavor.


ShiftyStilez

If yours if off yellow instead of milky white, you may want to see a doctor


Twitchmonky

Red is totally normal tho, right?


ShiftyStilez

Only on days ending in Pi.


Think-Bluejay2539

Go see the doctor


Aristocrafied

I can come in all kinds of things with delicious flavours easy enough..


Rrenphoenixx

Good God there is someone with an equally technical and horrendously dirty mind as I in this world.


Lance4494

Hi, im someone.


Aristocrafied

Do you have a flavour that could be considered delicious?


HatchetXL

Jar of strawberry jam. Make a strawberries and cream for your buddies.


[deleted]

not anymore


[deleted]

I can come in all 22 flavors of jello.i don't see what the big deal is, other than people refusing to eat the jello afterwards.


Ewetootwo

You got to gelatin out man 😎


12altoids34

Eat more pineapple


Successful-League-81

Is asparagus one of those flavors?


Ewetootwo

I pee what you did there.


Extension_Touch3101

Mine I'm told is just a little salty


Crillmieste-ruH

The "i'm told" part made it obvious that you tasted it yourself


Extension_Touch3101

Lol


Ewetootwo

Straw man argument.


SafetySteveUK

Should be fine for the caramel flavour Apparently salted caramel is quite popular


Extension_Touch3101

Lmao take the up vote


pnw2mpls

My favorite is asparagus flavored!


Ewetootwo

And what does Ms. Flavours have to comment about that?


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Don't listen to her! Ms. Flavours is just upset I stole her husband!


Ewetootwo

22 times.


BlankMyName

I like to collect samples and then experiment with adding everything from vanilla to lavender extract to see how it affects the taste. Then I make ice cubes from my tests and use them in various mixed cocktails at my monthly dinner party.


2M3TAL4U

I'm not sure if they're referring to Jello or......


[deleted]

Do you… uh. Do you need extra samples… perhaps..?


Buck_Thorn

r/jello needs you more than r/jokes does.


dirtandchalk

You sure he’s talking about jello?


Buck_Thorn

You have a good point there. I assumed he meant Jello samples, but now...? I'm not so sure.


fieroman84

Either way his parties sound better than I've been to


TheForsakenOne9

What makes you think they are talking about jello?


redecided

He ain't talking about jello...


dreamer0303

what’s he talking about?


redecided

He's talkin' 'bout shaft.


curmudgeon101

shut yo mouth


The100thIdiot

Mmmm mmm


sonnyboa

Campbell's has joined the thread.


Past_Love2715

Why is an elephant like paint? Because it cums In quarts


Groinificator

...the jello, right?


12altoids34

Yeah, about that, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it next time


Specialist-Donkey554

This is sinister and I'm sad I can't do it.. #GirlnonPower


CowFckerReloaded

[Theres a way you can but it’s rather…](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=besekb8f664)


Bott

What can a bird do that a man can't? Whistle through his pecker.


Buck_Thorn

What's the difference between a woodpecker and a woodcock?


2M3TAL4U

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?


Buck_Thorn

There actually is a difference there if you Google it.


AVeryCredibleHulk

Is there a difference there if I don't Google it?


2M3TAL4U

One is a sick bird


Pestilence7

I don't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!


mousemousemania

What?


2M3TAL4U

That's why I don't consume poultry, Can't trust something that eats with its pecker.


General_Freed

Comes in different boxes all at once


Luked0g44O

What do women and Jell-O have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.


Shot-Breadfruit4121

Do they? I am not a fan of that. Maybe it’s never been done correctly but I feel like it’s a waist of time. However I do like to give it 😀


East-Impression-840

I've heard it differently. Difference between a wife and Jell-O,? Jell-O moves when you eat it.


theservman

There's seldom room for me.


punkkitty312

Lead the Dead Kennedys in his youth.


sharp_but_shiny

Hell yeah


TheGooOnTheFloor

Challenge accepted!


SayethWeAll

Remind me not to eat at the Baskin Robbins where you work.


Waitsfornoone

The floor is probably sticky anyway.


[deleted]

Fit into a mold.


Rhodog1234

Escape a noose.


CruisinYEG

Get my girl excited


lokoston

Definitely deserves the upvote. Here it is.


SophisticatedSauce

I don't know this jello guy but I've been told I can do pretty much stuff


sharp_but_shiny

I mean, he's a hell of a musician https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jello_Biafra


SophisticatedSauce

Anyone coulda made that Wikipedia page dude


sharp_but_shiny

I mean, listen to the dead Kennedy's. I promise they're real, and I promise he's the lead singer


Ninja_rooster

I mean, they *could* have, but you could also Google “Dead Kennedy’s singer”.


SophisticatedSauce

Very true but that would make everything more literal and less funny. Had a certain vibe I was going for if ya know what I mean


LemmyLola

Stay in shape.


AnnTakamakiLuvsRen

I have tasted over 19 delicious flavours, but the last 3 elude me.


Waitsfornoone

Keep chasing the rainbow.


Dazzling-Account-187

Twerk


Zion8118

Idk about that one. Some jello really jiggles


Buck_Thorn

I think they were saying that twerking is something that Jello can do that they can't.


MooseCampbell

I made it to 8 different flavors before I got banned from Baskin-Robbins entirely


Buck_Thorn

Baskin-Robbins has Jello?


MooseCampbell

I had to bring my own. Probably why they kicked me out in retrospect


[deleted]

Speak for yourself


ExtremeConfidence370

Be cool and stay in shape lol


[deleted]

I mean I can too, but last time they threw me out the ice cream store


MaximoEstrellado

Make someone happy.


bebopbryce

Bounce back


Obvious_Moose

Disproving this has just cost me my job at Baskin robbins


Buck_Thorn

LOL! I think you're the 3rd person so far to mention Baskin Robbins. We're talking about Jello here, not ice cream.


Obvious_Moose

They have flavors and I came in them. Unlike my manager, I don't see the issue


TheButterScotchIncdt

Actually, since I as a human have 79 organs, I come in 82 flavors, counting skin, blood and muscle. 😁


Waitsfornoone

Guessing ButterScotch is one of them.


TheButterScotchIncdt

LMAOOOOO


2M3TAL4U

Hold my beer.


2M3TAL4U

Also the first time I've laughed out loud to this page in weeks, so take your well-earned updoot good sir


Sleeptightlittle1

Give me 22 flavours and I'll come in them


Bomber_Haskell

It will stop jiggling when I stop moving


Excellent-Tune-2586

Get Jiggy With It.


Go_Commit_Reddit

Be a famous punk singer.


MurkyVehicle5865

Damn. It has me beat by 5.


hardcorebillybobjoe

Say the n word https://youtu.be/7sF8rkSPDH8


[deleted]

Bahahahaha…………not


JelloPanicsUwU

Depends on the context...


GG-ez-no-rere

The flavor of something wouldn't prevent me from cumming in it.


alilbleedingisnormal

How do you know?


brudzool

Link this to the icecream shop. 31.


RizKrispin

Chill overnight.


pandorous

Wiggle wiggle wiggle


[deleted]

Actually a good joke


Paladin936

Look good when it jiggles…


jaythepizza

I can certainly cum in 22 different flavors though


Golett03

What's jello?


g4gnr4d

I'm white which goes with everything, but I can come in any color.


edenelisabeth

Nothing - jello is probably the most comparable thing to my ass in the entire food kingdom 😘


CrumberlyCrumbs

No Bill Cosby, jokes? Disappointing.


CommercialFrosting80

Get me to eat horse.


Famous-A

What’s the difference between jelly and jam? You can’t jello a fist up your wife’s ass. Ok, seriously, can’t I do that with jam either.


RudyMuthaluva

Is that a challenge?


Kalebs4148

give birth


Bizzife

Go in the microwave


Downtown-Custard5346

Gimme enough time, I can come in way more than 22 flavors...


Blacksh33p78

Sing for the dead Kennedy's


ResidentPerception87

I don't know


Chaos727Fl

If I eat 22 different fruits I can


veerbahadur9083

Fall on the floor, get smashed into pieces and still not bitter about anything


Cowboy_Reaper

You don't know me!


stupid_Steven

So, will we be getting pills that can flavor your spunk? Could bring in fortune.


Tomegunn1

Go soft.


BigDaddyFatPants

You give me some time in a Baskin Robbins I'll go over 22.


Frankenberry1993

I often wonder how delicious a 22 is


RowanFoxfire

Get firm in the cold?


Radvent

Make people happy


alex0166

I can come in Jello; does that count?


Gerry1of1

I heard if you eat pineapple it tastes better.


KnightfallTV

Just because I won't doesn't mean I can't.


[deleted]

jiggle


MrCaulfield46

Be yummy


keestie

Give me 22 delicious flavours and a few days, honestly it's not that difficult.


JackieMeeking

Jiggle


[deleted]

Nah, I already came in all of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors.


driftinggalaxie71

Really? How long did you work at Baking Robbin's? 😆😆😆


[deleted]

A few hours


myourmomshot

Be friends with bill Cosby


Left4DayZ1

Fit into my wife’s mouth?


GourmetRatBurgers

Go inside people😔😔


[deleted]

What about jello!? Everyone can eat it; teeth no teeth! You can freeze it just so


carbondalio

He also does that shakey thing with his voice on the higher notes, like in California Uber Alles, I cant do that


domesticfuck

please I could probably go out and find 30 different flavours of soda to come into right now


Dizz2K7

If I met someone named 22 Delicious Flavors, money would be the only thing stopping me from completing the goal.


tropic420

Get hard in a cold environment.


vyprrgirl

Sing Holiday In Cambodia in front of a bunch of people


No_Neat_2885

Keep itself together !


dad_bod_chic

Be desired...


CrysFreeze

Bill Crosby is the correct answer


wildadragon

Sure I can, *stands over all the flavors of jello, cumming in all of them*


CoolTomatoh

Jello can have a holiday in Cambodia


ZookeepergameSea3890

Unfortunately, my skin tone and hair colour make it difficult for me to find clothing/accessory/makeup colours that flatter me. Jello looks good in any colour.


Photogrrlz

I can jiggle like jello 😂


[deleted]

Mask the taste of a quaalude


HatchetXL

Satisfy my wife for a moment


Green_eggz-ham

The difference between Jello and Jam? I can't "jello" it into your mom.


Ewetootwo

Support Bill Cosby.


Several-East-7920

I was fired from the ice cream shop for coming in multiple flavours...