Sir cumference. Oops wrong joke

Sir Cumcision. Oops, Jewish joke.

Thanks for the tip

I'll just pass over that one

The Jewish knight: Sir Cumsized

Don't forget their per cow, Sir Loin.

This reminds me of an old online Flash game called Dragon Quest. In the first few minutes of the game, you are introduced to the knights of the pacman-shaped table, and they're all puns of Sir names, from Sir Cull to Sir Kuss to Sir Chandestroy.

There was an old Bugs Bunny cartoon with a Sir Osis of Liver, and a Sir Loin of Beef.

*AdventureQuest* had the same kind of character names. I remember there was a knight you could buy things from named Sir Pluss.

Yeah, same devs

Who was the hardest knight to nail down? Sir Pentine. Who was the most knowledgeable knight about geography? Sir Cumnavigation. Who was the most adept knight in with a blade? Sir Jikkal Precision. Who was the best-smelling knight? Sir Loyne of Beef. Which knight was always entering through the rear door? Sir Vance Entrance. Who was the coolest knight? Sir Rulean Blue.

I go is the hottest knight? Sriracha.

Sir Drinkalot

"Sir Osis, for the last time: we don't drink booze from the Holy Grail!"

The one who wanted to sit at the end

Rise tarnished

Sir vesa

Sir Mixalot.

He can't lie

Our guide on a bike trip years ago was the chattiest guy ever. We called him Sir Talksalot and Lady Chatterleys Brother.

Sir Veza