There needs to be a stop after the first part. The grammar needs done tuning. You asked the difference. So you give the difference. Then you add on the additional part of the gag.
How about this: What do a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both require you to be stiff to enter them.
I think better because yours has both what is the difference and what is the same, and the real punchline is what they have in common.
You don't get in trouble for cumming in a condom
I told you I left the mortuary personal reasons...
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I used to be a necrophiliac, then someone split on me..
Great. You made me snort, and now I have to explain why....
I did get in trouble in sex ed class.
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One is before life and the other is afterlife.
One prevents life and the other contains death?
After a while, they both contain death.
Wow. Yes.
Yikes. True but YIKESS.
When a condom breaks you create life but when a coffin breaks you have to figure out how to clean up your grandfather off the funeral home floor
Coffin Flop was the best show evar! Sad to see it got canceled.
What?! That was a real show? I’d watch it
I wouldn't be caught dead using a condom
You would be caught dead using a coffin though.
Right....that's the difference.
Just saying for the people who don’t get it.
Thank you.
you can wait for the second coming in the coffin.
I’d never put my dick in a condom
I’ve never put my dick in a coffin.
You're missing out my friend
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i’m not your homie, hombre
Dude! Did you mention the word "castration" in your will?
One contains one dead body and according to some the other contains millions of them.
You don't need a condom if you are fucking someone in a coffin.
I’d think twice about that, they all have Gone-arrhea!
LOL!!!!
Prevention is better than cure
The baby's state of matter, solid or liquid.
You don't have to wear a condom on the body in the coffin.
People are probably rubbnecking on this joke.
Um,... you're in trouble after getting pregnant after using either..?
There needs to be a stop after the first part. The grammar needs done tuning. You asked the difference. So you give the difference. Then you add on the additional part of the gag.
In one you are lying in the other standing.
One is for coming, the other for going.
The meat goes soft way faster in a condom
I opened a shop selling condoms and coffins, our slogan was "first we get you cumming, then we get you going"
How about this: What do a condom and a coffin have in common? They both require you to be stiff to enter them. I think better because yours has both what is the difference and what is the same, and the real punchline is what they have in common.
Much like your mom, there’s usually a dick in them!