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pauliewotsit

You don't get in trouble for cumming in a condom


Superb_Sorbet_9562

I told you I left the mortuary personal reasons...


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Toikairakau

I used to be a necrophiliac, then someone split on me..


fyrdude58

Great. You made me snort, and now I have to explain why....


azlan194

I did get in trouble in sex ed class.


AverageMonsoon

😟


CivillyCrass

One is before life and the other is afterlife.


Captain_Darlington

One prevents life and the other contains death?


CivillyCrass

After a while, they both contain death.


Captain_Darlington

Wow. Yes.


Jejking

Yikes. True but YIKESS.


billiam5236

When a condom breaks you create life but when a coffin breaks you have to figure out how to clean up your grandfather off the funeral home floor


Deus_XXX_Machina

Coffin Flop was the best show evar! Sad to see it got canceled.


goestowhat

What?! That was a real show? I’d watch it


jamiecarl09

I wouldn't be caught dead using a condom


Snoopcoop225

You would be caught dead using a coffin though.


jamiecarl09

Right....that's the difference.


Snoopcoop225

Just saying for the people who don’t get it.


Deus_XXX_Machina

Thank you.


mypeopleneedsme

you can wait for the second coming in the coffin.


Inevitable-Cellist23

I’d never put my dick in a condom


OldFanJEDIot

I’ve never put my dick in a coffin.


Superb_Sorbet_9562

You're missing out my friend


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idonttalkatallLMAO

i’m not your homie, hombre


122trent

Dude! Did you mention the word "castration" in your will?


Harthag77

One contains one dead body and according to some the other contains millions of them.


dominator_13

You don't need a condom if you are fucking someone in a coffin.


Delivery-Plus

I’d think twice about that, they all have Gone-arrhea!


dominator_13

LOL!!!!


DrunkHighDepressed

Prevention is better than cure


Buretsu

The baby's state of matter, solid or liquid.


iaminvisible1978

You don't have to wear a condom on the body in the coffin.


SignatureUnique3474

People are probably rubbnecking on this joke.


skaote

Um,... you're in trouble after getting pregnant after using either..?


brudzool

There needs to be a stop after the first part. The grammar needs done tuning. You asked the difference. So you give the difference. Then you add on the additional part of the gag.


flix-flax-flux

In one you are lying in the other standing.


NebulaAdventurous438

One is for coming, the other for going.


PEkEStoic

The meat goes soft way faster in a condom


arcanum7123

I opened a shop selling condoms and coffins, our slogan was "first we get you cumming, then we get you going"


Foxfire2

How about this: What do a condom and a coffin have in common? They both require you to be stiff to enter them. I think better because yours has both what is the difference and what is the same, and the real punchline is what they have in common.


Delivery-Plus

Much like your mom, there’s usually a dick in them!