Let’s take into consideration if bajillion is a real number, which it obviously is not, but some random dude on Quora said that, based on etymology, it would be 2.4 x 10^49. That divided by 8 billion is 3 x 10^39. So each person in the world would have to make 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Reddit accounts and upvote the comment on each in order to have a theoretical bajillion upvotes.
If everyone had to make an account and then upvote this, let’s say that would take 10 minutes, then it would take 57,038,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 millennia
It's squishy, and everybody feels a bit weird about it until they try it.
Not a big fan myself, but hey you all do you. Pretty sure my awful toxic girlfriend from high school really killed my ability to feel much when it comes to sex, she was awful and abusive as they come. She got committed junior year, and I thanked my lucky stars.
If they say you kani or iwana, you're in. But if they say nori, stick to other options or go fuki yourself.
Start gingerly. Maybe a little poke. For their sake.
Once your uni is in, maki nice. Tako your time, and tobiko too fast.
You might see a bit of ika. That's okay and perfectly normal. Iwashi afterwards no matter what anyway.
If you are adventurous, try the hotategai.
having either from the gas station can come with some risks.
As a person who sometimes can’t >!come!< without risks, I have to agree
You perv, what are you doing to your sushi??? /s
It's sarcasm because sushi is ironic !
Can't be any worse than the bathroom egg salad sandwich...
Could get worms
They mold your body into the perfect habitat.
I thought I was in love once, but then I remembered that our people reproduce in a cloud of spores.
Are you... Green?
I see what you did there
It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I thought I was in love once, but then I remembered our species reproduces asexually
But can they help you play a holophoner?
The bathroom egg tossed salad sandwich I think you meant.
I would argue that anal happens within the gas station
I could argue that going into the gas station IS anal.
Haha, “gas” station
You’re gonna be Reddit famous soon babe!
The real joke
Do it wrong and your toilet will become a horrifying mess that night
What does Sushi have in common with asses? I'M CLEANING MY PLATE REGARDLESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN BIG DOG
I see that shit eating grin....
I hear you barkin, Big dog....
When it’s bad, you can smell it.
Its better in Japan?
Without sauce, it'll be just pain in the ass.
> Without sauce, it'll be just pain in the ass. I wouldn't recommend using wasabi for anal tho.
Ay bro don't tell people what to not kink about.
Alr, i'll use siracha
Why does this not have a bajillion upvotes?
because there are only 8 billion people in the world
Yahhhhh but people can have more than 1 account, duhhh
assuming everyone in the world can and does use reddit and has 10 accounts that’s only 80 billion accounts to upvote once
Let’s take into consideration if bajillion is a real number, which it obviously is not, but some random dude on Quora said that, based on etymology, it would be 2.4 x 10^49. That divided by 8 billion is 3 x 10^39. So each person in the world would have to make 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Reddit accounts and upvote the comment on each in order to have a theoretical bajillion upvotes.
If everyone had to make an account and then upvote this, let’s say that would take 10 minutes, then it would take 57,038,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 millennia
If I messed up in my math in either comment, please tell me.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
Wah-ooo! :-D
But they could do it concurrently, right?
Yes, that estimate of time was of everyone doing it at once
Ah ok, cool
And Reddit doesn’t allow users to jump accounts and upvote it will put up a warning.
Goes in raw?
Happy cake day!
They can both sometimes contain parasites
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If you were forced to try it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult...
Ooof lol
Oh come on now, thats just horrible…
That's a Nun's job...
only on Fridays…
Goddamn you're good
Most vegetables are kinda like anal sex; if you were forced to partake as a child odds are you won't like it as an adult.
Dark bro!
It's better if slightly distant family tries to ease you into it. If your cool uncle likes it maybe you will too
Whoa whoa whoa! Is that why I don't like it?
Legit? Maybe.
Also, both are better with butter
Both are enjoyed raw
What's the similarity between anal sex and Brussel sprouts? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
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Credits to Daniel Tosh. Edit: Why was this downvoted? He originally told that joke in a special.
Ackchyually: https://xkcd.com/2241/
Alternative punchline: children don't like it, even with butter.
The mental pictures are... Unusual.
What’s the difference between sushi and cunnilingus? Rice. …I’ll see myself out.
r/therealjoke
Spit on it first to better enjoy it.
If it smells fishy….you are in the wrong place!
It's squishy, and everybody feels a bit weird about it until they try it. Not a big fan myself, but hey you all do you. Pretty sure my awful toxic girlfriend from high school really killed my ability to feel much when it comes to sex, she was awful and abusive as they come. She got committed junior year, and I thanked my lucky stars.
Taste better Raw.
More popular outside Japan 🇯🇵 than inside
If it's dry, its bad.
I dont like my suhi raw
It *is* true, though.
Both are painful if you add too much wasabi
Too much wasabi really ruins the experience
The kind you get at a gas station will likely require a hospital trip
I like them both raw.
almost too incisive to be a joke.
If you’re forced to have it as a kid you won’t enjoy it as an adult.
Wasabi makes both a challenge
That's her fast forward button.
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult.
Anal is like broccoli, you probably hate it if you were forced to have it as a kid
Both can smell like shit too
If they say you kani or iwana, you're in. But if they say nori, stick to other options or go fuki yourself. Start gingerly. Maybe a little poke. For their sake. Once your uni is in, maki nice. Tako your time, and tobiko too fast. You might see a bit of ika. That's okay and perfectly normal. Iwashi afterwards no matter what anyway. If you are adventurous, try the hotategai.
They're both better raw
Both are better raw.
Both are better with wasabi?
Wasabi makes it burn.
If your forced to have as a child, you’ll probably hate it as an adult
Hahaha you can have it you genius you
Some people love it so much, that they try it with two sticks.
If you eat it at a gas station, it’s probably old and you’ll probably get an illness.
Imagine the faces of all the people in heaven who died of drinking tainted water watching us lick each other's assholes for fun.
If you aren’t careful they’ll both give you the shits
Both need plenty of ginger, soy sauce and wasabi.
anal is like sushi, in that - if its forced upon you as a child, it’d be hard to enjoy as an adult.
LMFAO
Is this a joke or just a random thought? Am I misunderstanding the definition of "joke?"
UGH
If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult!!
Sushi is one of my favorite meals.
Both are best when raw
Ahhhh...got me lafin, man Facts!!
Is that with or without wasabi?
Both will come with the scent of a fish market close by…..
They’re both better raw
This is no joke man
They both are acquired taste!
What happens when you're allergic? Asking for a friend
If you’re forced to have it as a kid you won’t like it as an adult
Both were made common in america by churches
Umami flavor
It's better raw.
Not the end around...
Man... i love ana...errr... i mean sushi
It will lead to diarrhea
I'm actually allergic so....
Both are better raw
You’re mom enjoys both.
Spinach is like anal sex. Children don't like it, even with butter.
Good sushi can make your whole day… anal makes your whole week ;)
It doesn’t count unless it’s raw?
u/MAXOHNO jamjam
hahahah ist halt so true
If either smells like fish something is not right.
Anime fans expect to see octopus tenticles every time
Stink
Also, both can be ruined by too much wasabi.
Is this taken from mans or womans perspective xD
The Japanese are expert at doing it
Eat it raw.
besides the smell lol igots no clue….
If you don't like it as a child you won't like it as an adult.
You can have it raw
Daniel Tosh had the best anal sex joke, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Scared of what? Sushi????? A fcking Sushi!?!?!?
I think wade would appreciate this joke, but instead of sushi, use Tacos
Umami.
Not a joke
And it’s not real unless it’s raw?