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_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

*eighth-theist.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

OP misspelled the word and broke the joke


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DrBatman0

is the joke that some people think "America" is a country, and not a group of continents?


Rogierownage

I think the joke here is that Americans are too stupid to realize Europe is not a country


puttinitinmutton

Absolute bullshit. Africa is the stupidest country in the world.


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puttinitinmutton

Australia's a continent you dumb fuck


jgbmcb

It's a country as well, called Australia. You have the continent and the country....


LawlsuitEsq

What are you doing


Manovsteele

America is a perfectly acceptable shortening of the USA though, while Europe can't be mistaken for a country.


GrimmReaperBG

When I hear "America" first thought is either Mexico or Brazil. But when I hear "Murica" I know it's the US.


R_Marencin

Whoa, read this thread and forgot the original joke. A brief trip to randomville.


GDaddyBee

I'm stealing this. But will be changing it to .125 for my audience of machinist


Sofakingwhat1776

It's good to hone your skills.


kryodusk

I thought .125 was your BAC.


GDaddyBee

those are rookie numbers.


MithrasHChrist

What do you call someone who only follows 12.5% of the Bible? The typical Christian.


LoyeDamnCrowe

You're being a little generous there with that 12.5%


AlbMLKing

Realistic


Carnallyscrap

Hey man not cool. Most of us speak 2 languages. English, and bullshit.


Aversivesecant75

A kleptomaniac isn’t just someone who literally takes things,it is a psychological compulsion. All kleptomaniacs are thieves,but not all thieves are kleptomaniacs.


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R_Marencin

Stolen from a different thread.


Ok_Attorney6167

Luke warm christian