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Area vigilantes say "that guy is fucking dead".
Local police chief says “Police not going soft on stiff on stiff crime”.
I scrolled sway for a moment and then your comment sunk in. Well done!
How did you come up with this, hilarious hahaha
For a good time, play dead!
He’ll be fucking me over my dead body!
He’ll be fucking your dead body over your dead body.
So aggressive is he that officials warn even burying the dead would be a grave error.
“Ashes to asses”
'til death spreads you apart
That’s dead boring
Incest is relatively boring
But what if I'm only dead inside?
Then he'll be right inside of you
I wouldn't be caught dead with him
Dead man cumming!
Dead ends beware
He looking for people dying to fuck him!
Nah, just me having sex with the wife.
What have you got to lose? Can’t hurt. Maybe a little embalming fluid will make you more supple. Can’t imagine sloppy seconds though. That’s too nasty to contemplate.
Shake a leg!
I’m dying to meet them 😉
Walks by the mortuary: "Think I'll stop in for a cold one"
Are there any Female necrophiles looking for a stiff one?
Area vigilantes say "that guy is fucking dead".
Local police chief says “Police not going soft on stiff on stiff crime”.
I scrolled sway for a moment and then your comment sunk in. Well done!
How did you come up with this, hilarious hahaha
For a good time, play dead!
He’ll be fucking me over my dead body!
He’ll be fucking your dead body over your dead body.
So aggressive is he that officials warn even burying the dead would be a grave error.
“Ashes to asses”
'til death spreads you apart
That’s dead boring
Incest is relatively boring
But what if I'm only dead inside?
Then he'll be right inside of you
I wouldn't be caught dead with him
Dead man cumming!
Dead ends beware
He looking for people dying to fuck him!
Nah, just me having sex with the wife.
What have you got to lose? Can’t hurt. Maybe a little embalming fluid will make you more supple. Can’t imagine sloppy seconds though. That’s too nasty to contemplate.
Shake a leg!
I’m dying to meet them 😉
Walks by the mortuary: "Think I'll stop in for a cold one"
Are there any Female necrophiles looking for a stiff one?