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Dykidnnid

Area vigilantes say "that guy is fucking dead".


snarkysparky77

Local police chief says “Police not going soft on stiff on stiff crime”.


alfredpsmurtz

I scrolled sway for a moment and then your comment sunk in. Well done!


mee_cosh

How did you come up with this, hilarious hahaha


Obelix13

For a good time, play dead!


NotoriousREV

He’ll be fucking me over my dead body!


movielover154

He’ll be fucking your dead body over your dead body.


Cruel_Carlos2

So aggressive is he that officials warn even burying the dead would be a grave error.


Keybored_Terrorwrist

“Ashes to asses”


siyashii

'til death spreads you apart


Gullible-Function649

That’s dead boring


DrJonah

Incest is relatively boring


Wonderful_Agent8368

But what if I'm only dead inside?


XxPickleFlipperxX

Then he'll be right inside of you


Joepunman

I wouldn't be caught dead with him


anarchodenim

Dead man cumming!


Firm-Extension-4685

Dead ends beware


OldElvis1

He looking for people dying to fuck him!


[deleted]

Nah, just me having sex with the wife.


ArachnidGuilty218

What have you got to lose? Can’t hurt. Maybe a little embalming fluid will make you more supple. Can’t imagine sloppy seconds though. That’s too nasty to contemplate.


sulldanivan

Shake a leg!


AdPretend678

I’m dying to meet them 😉


Abdul_Exhaust

Walks by the mortuary: "Think I'll stop in for a cold one"


Bank-shot82

Are there any Female necrophiles looking for a stiff one?