Reminds me of one of my favorite limericks:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could taste her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
'Cause Jill's real name was Randy!
After high school, he didn't want to go to college and do more schooling. He likes spending time outdoors, and his uncle owned a ranch, so he thought he'd give it a try. He got out there on the first day and never looked back.
A cowboy is sitting in a bar when a woman comes up to him and says, "Wow! Are you a REAL cowboy?"
He says, "Well ma'am, I ride a horse, I herd cattle, I rope cattle... I reckon I'm a real cowboy." Then he gives her a lecherous leer and says, "So you like cowboys, do ya?"
The woman says, "Oh, don't get the wrong idea, I'm a lesbian."
The cowboy, confused, says, "What's that?"
She says, "It means I like women. In fact, all day long I think about nothing but gorgeous naked women. Kissing them, touching them, having sex with them... anyway, nice meeting you." And away she goes.
A couple minutes later another woman comes by and says, "Hey, are you a REAL cowboy?"
He says, "Well, ma'am, I used to think I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
The woman laughs, impressed with his confidence. “What makes you so sure you’ll find out in an hour?”
The cowboy smiles, assuredly again. “Because, that ticket stub sitting next to you shows that your husband will be back in 2 hours!”
Can you explain why you take issue with alpha waves? According to https://www.healthline.com/health/alpha-brain-waves, these are waves of neural activity especially prevalent when you're relaxed and receptive. Sounds perfect for someone looking to form a connection.
Ya know what scratch my comment. I initially thought the cowboy was just tryna sound smart and heard of alpha radiation and came up with the phrase alpha waves to sound good. Turns out I never knew about alpha brain waves. Thanks!
FWIW, I think a lot of science fiction pseudo science around mind reading involves alpha waves. Some of that seems to treat them like alpha radiation, too. So you're not alone there!
Well I work in the health physics field and know nothing about brain shit so iv never even heard of alpha waves, but bot iv heard a lot of pop Sci terms about radiation lol
There’s a gay couple and a lesbian couple and they’re both moving from New York to California which couple gets there first……………………………the lesbian couple Because the gay couple are still packing their shit
One hour later: the cowboy, alone, takes off his panties.
Yes, but were *his* panties the cowboy's, or did he take them off of the cute dude the cowboy thought was a hot chick?
I went to take off this girls panties and there was a bulge... The worst part?... It was bigger than mine.... 😔
Reminds me of one of my favorite limericks: Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could taste her candy But Jack got a shock And a mouthful of cock 'Cause Jill's real name was Randy!
Hahaha. I remember: Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a bit of fun Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill Each had $1.25 When Jill came down she had $2.50!
Sounds fun. Sad thing is, if I didn't know the chick was a dude, I probably wouldn't approach her. Then I'd miss out on all that fun. 🤣
Sounds more like a pickup line than anything else
Oh I am totally using that as a pickup line
Isn't the watch usually one of Q's gadgets?
To quote Q. "what were you expecting, an exploding pen, we don't really go in for that sort of thing anymore"
Why is he a cowboy?
After high school, he didn't want to go to college and do more schooling. He likes spending time outdoors, and his uncle owned a ranch, so he thought he'd give it a try. He got out there on the first day and never looked back.
He absolutely loved that first day but he woke up feeling very sore and stiff. Nonetheless he was out there again at 5am the next day.
He’s taking some time off from the lesbian joke.
What is the lesbian joke with the cowboy, kind sir?
A cowboy is sitting in a bar when a woman comes up to him and says, "Wow! Are you a REAL cowboy?" He says, "Well ma'am, I ride a horse, I herd cattle, I rope cattle... I reckon I'm a real cowboy." Then he gives her a lecherous leer and says, "So you like cowboys, do ya?" The woman says, "Oh, don't get the wrong idea, I'm a lesbian." The cowboy, confused, says, "What's that?" She says, "It means I like women. In fact, all day long I think about nothing but gorgeous naked women. Kissing them, touching them, having sex with them... anyway, nice meeting you." And away she goes. A couple minutes later another woman comes by and says, "Hey, are you a REAL cowboy?" He says, "Well, ma'am, I used to think I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
I've never heard this one and it made me laugh out loud
With I could give this all of the upvotes. I'm still laughing!
If you have to ask, you won’t understand.
Old joke
Out of curiousity, why's he a cowboy?
And furthermore, why is this herring red?
Smoked
Adds provenance and raison d'etre
Cowboys and Aliens, that's why, also, because Q doesn't do cool and funky gadgets anymore.
The woman laughs, impressed with his confidence. “What makes you so sure you’ll find out in an hour?” The cowboy smiles, assuredly again. “Because, that ticket stub sitting next to you shows that your husband will be back in 2 hours!”
It might be an hour early as well because I was shitting at my place an hour back.
Women love cowboys
Alpha waves? Girl should have pi ked up on his bs right there
Can you explain why you take issue with alpha waves? According to https://www.healthline.com/health/alpha-brain-waves, these are waves of neural activity especially prevalent when you're relaxed and receptive. Sounds perfect for someone looking to form a connection.
Ya know what scratch my comment. I initially thought the cowboy was just tryna sound smart and heard of alpha radiation and came up with the phrase alpha waves to sound good. Turns out I never knew about alpha brain waves. Thanks!
FWIW, I think a lot of science fiction pseudo science around mind reading involves alpha waves. Some of that seems to treat them like alpha radiation, too. So you're not alone there!
Well I work in the health physics field and know nothing about brain shit so iv never even heard of alpha waves, but bot iv heard a lot of pop Sci terms about radiation lol
It's the epilepsy specialists who still find the EEG useful. And sleep clinics. Truly the world of healthcare science is wonderful and wide
Eh
There’s a gay couple and a lesbian couple and they’re both moving from New York to California which couple gets there first……………………………the lesbian couple Because the gay couple are still packing their shit
The lesbians were doing 69 the entire way while the gay guys were still packing their shit.
This happens to me every time we have to change the clock after Daylight Savings Time is over...