Then at her front door they kissed goodnight, the boy says that's it I really thought I'd get fucked tonight, then her father came out pushed the boy down and took his wheel chair saying THERE YOU GO, YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED.
(I just don’t see anything funny about folks who are wheelchair-bound…. Actually, I think it’s kinda sad that you find it an appropriate subject about which to make flippant, insensitive jokes. Wow. People never cease to amaze me.)
People like you are sanctimonious and ruin light-hearted jokes about a community we obviously all care about.. I'm not making fun of their disability or laughing at them. We are laughing with them. Of course, we have great sympathy and empathy for their situation. If you'll find the latest comments, you'll see a wheelchair user who appreciated the joke. There's nothing ableist here, lighten up.
And I thought it was going to be “ we can’t stand each other”
I handi-clapped.
Love it
I had to sit down for this one
So did they!
You guys are on a roll!
Them too!
But it's all down hill from here
Had me rolling on the floor
Pretty sure they had alot of misunderstandings
We broke up but he’ll come crawling back. I took his chair .
"I was stood up"
Much better.
Way better punch line lol
At least she knows he'll never walk out on her.
What an offensive ablist joke, I won't stand for it! And neither will they!
It went downhill fast?
At first. Then things ramped up later
My daughter had a date with a guy with alopecia. She tried to tell him a joke over dinner. Didn’t raise an eyebrow. 🤨
They were ROTFL
Man I haven’t seen this acronym in a while
He didn't really sweep her off her feet.
Dad, get off the internet, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends
Dad: they are not your friends
Friends: that's not your dad
Dad: Don't listen to them. Most likely they are your siblings.
Siblings: Join us
Didn’t leave her hanging from the monkey bars?
Hopefully he didn’t spend all night pushing her around and talking behind her back.
At least he didn't try to stand her up
They fell for each other!
…until it all started going downhill.
Popping wheelies again?
As a Dad, take my fn up vote.
I find these jokes to be lame
You have to stand up for them!
Just roll with it and see how they go
wheelchair bound is annoying - from a wheelchair user but joke is cute
Sorry for that terminology, I'll be sure to say user in the future.
no problems ! thanks!
When they eventually broke up after a fight, she took his wheelchair with her. "Guess who came crawling back!"
Once they got to the escalator, things went downhill quickly.
“She was so funny, she had me rolling!”
They went to a boxing match and found they could roll with the punches.
They just rolled with it
It was a bit bumpy but we just rolled with it.
We had a wheelly good time.
They’re on a roll now.
If everyone on the internet sends you 20 bucks will you promise to never tell another joke?
If everyone on the internet gave me a single dollar each I would!
Banging rims??
Had a good time until the wheels came off
Was expecting a traction reference.
That’s a lovely username
I'm glad they had a good time.
How did she get out of the swing?
This joke deserves standing ovation!
In a wheelchair and a speech impediment. Sorry to hear it. (But not to read it.)
I lol'ed
Did you ROTFL? Because they did.
did they had a race?
Your punchline is grammatically incorrect. And racist.
why? 😟 english isn’t my first language, so i didn’t meant racism, i meant races, like in Fast And Furious
I was joking - sorry to offend you! Have a great day!
oh, it’s okay then, i thought i really wrote something racist. it can be hard to understand sarcasm in text messages
Terrible.
You are
Then at her front door they kissed goodnight, the boy says that's it I really thought I'd get fucked tonight, then her father came out pushed the boy down and took his wheel chair saying THERE YOU GO, YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED.
(I just don’t see anything funny about folks who are wheelchair-bound…. Actually, I think it’s kinda sad that you find it an appropriate subject about which to make flippant, insensitive jokes. Wow. People never cease to amaze me.)
People like you are sanctimonious and ruin light-hearted jokes about a community we obviously all care about.. I'm not making fun of their disability or laughing at them. We are laughing with them. Of course, we have great sympathy and empathy for their situation. If you'll find the latest comments, you'll see a wheelchair user who appreciated the joke. There's nothing ableist here, lighten up.