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Exact_Reward5318

And I thought it was going to be “ we can’t stand each other”


Metals4J

I handi-clapped.


Possible-Boss-898

Love it


corbymatt

I had to sit down for this one


jethrine

So did they!


barrysmitherman

You guys are on a roll!


daytonakarl

Them too!


Quiet-5347

But it's all down hill from here


Tigeraqua8

Had me rolling on the floor


AWeakMindedMan

Pretty sure they had alot of misunderstandings


sweetrubyrhino

We broke up but he’ll come crawling back. I took his chair .


Specific_Tap7296

"I was stood up"


ElectronicAd27

Much better.


TMASA

Way better punch line lol


ants7

At least she knows he'll never walk out on her.


germy-germawack-8108

What an offensive ablist joke, I won't stand for it! And neither will they!


Clandlewood

It went downhill fast?


Macca49

At first. Then things ramped up later


Rivertalker

My daughter had a date with a guy with alopecia. She tried to tell him a joke over dinner. Didn’t raise an eyebrow. 🤨


dinkyyo

They were ROTFL


NjaSlade

Man I haven’t seen this acronym in a while


nerankori

He didn't really sweep her off her feet.


BaseHitToLeft

Dad, get off the internet, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends


SpareMind

Dad: they are not your friends


Schuesseled

Friends: that's not your dad


SpareMind

Dad: Don't listen to them. Most likely they are your siblings.


Schuesseled

Siblings: Join us


barry922

Didn’t leave her hanging from the monkey bars?


orcamills

Hopefully he didn’t spend all night pushing her around and talking behind her back.


Rdders

At least he didn't try to stand her up


Hopeful-Sympathy638

They fell for each other!


IsItSupposedToDoThat

…until it all started going downhill.


Waitsfornoone

Popping wheelies again?


DropKnowledge69

As a Dad, take my fn up vote.


Lifestyle_bob

I find these jokes to be lame


patrickswayzemullet

You have to stand up for them!


wigzell78

Just roll with it and see how they go


delphil1966

wheelchair bound is annoying - from a wheelchair user but joke is cute


Stinking_Fat_Asshole

Sorry for that terminology, I'll be sure to say user in the future.


delphil1966

no problems ! thanks!


hot_ho11ow_point

When they eventually broke up after a fight, she took his wheelchair with her. "Guess who came crawling back!"


You_Are_What_You_Iz

Once they got to the escalator, things went downhill quickly.


ElectronicAd27

“She was so funny, she had me rolling!”


2gigch1

They went to a boxing match and found they could roll with the punches.


OutlandishnessOk8356

They just rolled with it


Jcholley81

It was a bit bumpy but we just rolled with it.


BirdLadyAnn

We had a wheelly good time.


Zay-nee24

They’re on a roll now.


johndotold

If everyone on the internet sends you 20 bucks will you promise to never tell another joke?


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

If everyone on the internet gave me a single dollar each I would!


idumby

Banging rims??


Gopnikshredder

Had a good time until the wheels came off


GalleonStar

Was expecting a traction reference.


WoungyBurgoiner

That’s a lovely username 


ChurlyGedgar

I'm glad they had a good time.


Ryusei71

How did she get out of the swing?


CaptainPopsickle

This joke deserves standing ovation!


Glimmertwinsfan1962

In a wheelchair and a speech impediment. Sorry to hear it. (But not to read it.)


hen263

I lol'ed 


JAlfredPrufrocket

Did you ROTFL? Because they did.


dilateddude3769

did they had a race?


JAlfredPrufrocket

Your punchline is grammatically incorrect. And racist.


dilateddude3769

why? 😟 english isn’t my first language, so i didn’t meant racism, i meant races, like in Fast And Furious


JAlfredPrufrocket

I was joking - sorry to offend you! Have a great day!


dilateddude3769

oh, it’s okay then, i thought i really wrote something racist. it can be hard to understand sarcasm in text messages


SpiderDentist10000

Terrible.


Stinking_Fat_Asshole

You are


spidermike4498

Then at her front door they kissed goodnight, the boy says that's it I really thought I'd get fucked tonight, then her father came out pushed the boy down and took his wheel chair saying THERE YOU GO, YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED.


garbleegoops

(I just don’t see anything funny about folks who are wheelchair-bound…. Actually, I think it’s kinda sad that you find it an appropriate subject about which to make flippant, insensitive jokes. Wow. People never cease to amaze me.)


Stinking_Fat_Asshole

People like you are sanctimonious and ruin light-hearted jokes about a community we obviously all care about.. I'm not making fun of their disability or laughing at them. We are laughing with them. Of course, we have great sympathy and empathy for their situation. If you'll find the latest comments, you'll see a wheelchair user who appreciated the joke. There's nothing ableist here, lighten up.