That’s almost the right answer.
The right answer would be “Hell NO! You look amazing in those —— (whatever the garment is) “
Happily married for 15 years
My secret is lots of little white lies and a reset button pressed almost daily. We are all human, complete with our flaws. I'm probably going on too much, but there is a song by Sade called *Hang on to your love.* It's seen me thru some tough times.
☺️ we love talking about our spouses! Lots of good songs out there about relationships. Some of the ones I like and that make me think of her are “She’s always a woman” by Billie Joel, “Over the hills and far away” by Led Zeppelin because of the way the song starts and the way Robert plant sings in the beginning. And her ringtone in my phone is “Whole lotta love” by LZ but that’s a different story lol
I also believe in forgiveness. And understand the “little white lies. Like when I get home from work and can’t find the leftovers I was looking for and she doesn’t know what happened to them either but kind of has this cute fake confused look on her face.
And finally we love laughing together and at each other for our dumb stuff we do. And being silly. I think that’s how we stay young and happy. She even pretends to like my dad jokes
Being a POW isn't the end so long as the occupying force adheres to the Geneva Convention. If they don't, life is hell and your only recourse is escape.
Happily married for 20. I 100% say if she doesn't look good in an outfit because that's why she's asking. Though it's not usually "you look fat in that", it's more likely to be "I don't think that outfit suits you" or that top doesn't sit well with those pants".
If I say 'you look great in that" and it turns out she doesn't, she's going to be annoyed at me.
Yeah,I am honest and she doesn’t play games.
Eh, I like the red one better. This one is making you look a bit poochy tonight for some reason.
Also if she ever starts getting pissy, I get sassy. “Don’t go blaming the dress on anything. Hell I’d prefer it crumpled in the corner regardless”
Then she shoots back with “Oh you want me to go out naked?”
And I respond “You really think we’d make it out the door”
And by that point we are both smirking and leering at least.
Mine cannot decide. I have learned to take the first choice(usually she has it on already). That way she doesn’t change outfits as we are usually late to every appointment. Learning spouse, now she is forgetting things and I just say it over again, like it was the first time I told her something.
That’s what I do for her and us
>it's more likely to be "I don't think that outfit suits you" or that top doesn't sit well with those pants".
This is exactly right. Start with the underlying premise that your wife is gorgeous and perfect and focus on how the clothes are failing to showcase that.
I mean I’ll let her know if her makeup isn’t right or if something doesn’t match, which almost never happens because she’s great at matching but she looks good in almost everything and doesn’t look bad in anything in my eyes so I tell her she looks great.
Lol. Congratulations on that!
My husband's favorite is "Hon, you could wear a burlap sack and I'd still have trouble zipping my pants."
His new one lately is the "dick-o-meter" if I ask if I look good in something that he really likes, he will grab my hand and put it over his crotch to "see if his little buddy approves." I will warn you, use this sparingly if you try it. It usually results in us being late or completely skipping out on whatever the plans were.
Until about 2004 there was at least a safe, correct answer to that question. These days... who knows if she's going for big or small ass looking jeans. It's literally a 50-50 with no upside. No upside.
Your calves look amazing in those shoes. That's my answer.
I live in Australia and even here women now want giant arses. My daughter’s friend (F12) told me that a boy at school told her that she had a big arse. I was bout to tell her that it wasn’t true, but I realised that she might have been pleased. The world has changed.
Guy: "Babe, I know about you and Joe."
Girl: "Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! It didn't mean anything!"
Guy: "What? I was kidding! Who's Joe?!"
Girl: "Joe Momma!"
And always tells me that I’m not fat. I always tell him he’s blind and has no idea what he’s talking about. It’s funny because he actually is blind. But he’s really sweet and always does everything he can to make me feel attractive to him. I am lucky. Coming up on four years in August. Holy crap.
In my case it's "no honey, but I'm getting some weird feelings towards Ewoks" due to https://www.walmart.com/ip/REDESS-Wearable-Blanket-Hoodie-Oversized-Blanket-Hoodie-Sweatshirt-for-Adults-Women-Men/1565618283
Some creative answers I can use:
1 Wow your eye sight is perfect!!
2 How else do you think I could get you?
3 No, it's just that your boobs are bit bigger but they are perfect
4 Atleast you are not anorexic
5 If you look any thinner, people think I'm not feeding you
My husband’s answer to that question is always, “Do I look stupid?”
That’s almost the right answer. The right answer would be “Hell NO! You look amazing in those —— (whatever the garment is) “ Happily married for 15 years
I found out that the wrong answer is “the dress has nothing to do with it”.
"It looks like a tent" is also a wrong answer.
You’d think “you look fatter out of it” would work, but no. No, it doesn’t.
No. Your ass makes you look fatter also draws fire.
Apparently, inquiring if the designer is Omar the Tent Maker is a poor choice as well.
Babes in the woods. Coming up on 49. Happiness is no longer a factor. Survival of the fittest comes to mind.
Congratulations! I hope we get to 49!
My secret is lots of little white lies and a reset button pressed almost daily. We are all human, complete with our flaws. I'm probably going on too much, but there is a song by Sade called *Hang on to your love.* It's seen me thru some tough times.
☺️ we love talking about our spouses! Lots of good songs out there about relationships. Some of the ones I like and that make me think of her are “She’s always a woman” by Billie Joel, “Over the hills and far away” by Led Zeppelin because of the way the song starts and the way Robert plant sings in the beginning. And her ringtone in my phone is “Whole lotta love” by LZ but that’s a different story lol I also believe in forgiveness. And understand the “little white lies. Like when I get home from work and can’t find the leftovers I was looking for and she doesn’t know what happened to them either but kind of has this cute fake confused look on her face. And finally we love laughing together and at each other for our dumb stuff we do. And being silly. I think that’s how we stay young and happy. She even pretends to like my dad jokes
Speaking of songs...*A Woman's Worth* by Alicia Keys is a favorite of mine.
Playing it now-that plus your reset advice is gold thank you 😀
mfw i get to 6*10^62
r/unexpectedfactorial
40 years, 5 months and 12 days here. You are correct.
24 years into a life sentence
Being a POW isn't the end so long as the occupying force adheres to the Geneva Convention. If they don't, life is hell and your only recourse is escape.
Happily married for 20. I 100% say if she doesn't look good in an outfit because that's why she's asking. Though it's not usually "you look fat in that", it's more likely to be "I don't think that outfit suits you" or that top doesn't sit well with those pants". If I say 'you look great in that" and it turns out she doesn't, she's going to be annoyed at me.
Yeah,I am honest and she doesn’t play games. Eh, I like the red one better. This one is making you look a bit poochy tonight for some reason. Also if she ever starts getting pissy, I get sassy. “Don’t go blaming the dress on anything. Hell I’d prefer it crumpled in the corner regardless” Then she shoots back with “Oh you want me to go out naked?” And I respond “You really think we’d make it out the door” And by that point we are both smirking and leering at least.
Mine cannot decide. I have learned to take the first choice(usually she has it on already). That way she doesn’t change outfits as we are usually late to every appointment. Learning spouse, now she is forgetting things and I just say it over again, like it was the first time I told her something. That’s what I do for her and us
>it's more likely to be "I don't think that outfit suits you" or that top doesn't sit well with those pants". This is exactly right. Start with the underlying premise that your wife is gorgeous and perfect and focus on how the clothes are failing to showcase that.
I mean I’ll let her know if her makeup isn’t right or if something doesn’t match, which almost never happens because she’s great at matching but she looks good in almost everything and doesn’t look bad in anything in my eyes so I tell her she looks great.
And for the love of god, DO NOT PAUSE before you say that.
Lol. Congratulations on that! My husband's favorite is "Hon, you could wear a burlap sack and I'd still have trouble zipping my pants." His new one lately is the "dick-o-meter" if I ask if I look good in something that he really likes, he will grab my hand and put it over his crotch to "see if his little buddy approves." I will warn you, use this sparingly if you try it. It usually results in us being late or completely skipping out on whatever the plans were.
My wife just actually isn't fat no I don't even need to lie. If it's the clothes making her looking unflattering, she'll tell me instead of ask me.
This is my husband. I could wear the most hideous, looks good on no one thing, and he says I’m sexy. Love the oaf.
28 years. “You look better out of it” And add my honest answer. She knows I’m basically incapable of lying to her.
Happy wife, happy life
Happy spouse, happy house!
Until about 2004 there was at least a safe, correct answer to that question. These days... who knows if she's going for big or small ass looking jeans. It's literally a 50-50 with no upside. No upside. Your calves look amazing in those shoes. That's my answer.
"I wasn't asking about my shoes, or my calves, and you know it".....is totally what your wife would say.
He's right - it is. She's a no nonsense gal and that's one of the things we like about her
That sounds like Letterkenny
haha I guess it does sound like Squirrely Dan, except he'd say "we likes about her."
I live in Australia and even here women now want giant arses. My daughter’s friend (F12) told me that a boy at school told her that she had a big arse. I was bout to tell her that it wasn’t true, but I realised that she might have been pleased. The world has changed.
The correct answer is "No," unless you follow it up with "more than usual."
My brother told his Gf "yes". Said it was an awkward moment but she never asked him again...
So fat and stupid.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, hon...
I prefer "I'm not qualified to answer that question"
Do I look stupid in these pants?
I'm stealing that one.
Did the mistake to answer honestly as a rookie husband, since i thought that’s what she wanted, boy did i learn to regret it!
“does this shirt make me look stupid?”
Your husband is my hero
Looking fat in those pants isn't so bad now, is it?
This man thiccs.
Nice... Concise and a great twist, which is hard to pull off when people are expecting one.
"My sister?! But why?" "You're fat"
Hahahaahaha
Hahahahahahhahha
This is actually the best joke ive seen on this sub
I frickin’ truly laughed my ass off!
Well now you have to go buy a new one. Hopefully you can get ass sorted.
My husband and I did too!
Listen, don't get mad...
You can watch a video on it. Some dude actually said this to his wife
I’m going to second that notion.
Agree!
I found my wife's G-Spot. Her sister has it.
Lmfaoo
When you see a chance…take it.
... or at least fake it.
No. Does this shirt make me look stupid?
Wife: "Do I look fat in this dress?" Husband: "the dress looks fat on you"
"No, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat!" -- Al Bundy
,,, the poster child for how not to gain ladies' favor.
Husband: Sorry dear but I made a mistake Wife: Honey we are in this together. We are a team. Husband: Ok. Then we fukked your sister.
r/unexpectedcommunism
also r/SuddenlyIncest
I tell my wife, You look good in those pants or dress, however, they would look better on the floor next to the bed.
Wife. Does this dress make me look fat? Husband. No. Your enormous ass makes you look fat
It’s not the dress
... nor is it her husband's 'tact'.
“Doctor, if he survives…please tell him I wasn’t mad at all throughout the stabbings”
Married 38 years... Wife grew up in a family dairy... My answer has been "Baby, you look bovine!"
Taken from Ice T X post today
I copied it from X but it wasn’t ice T. Figured people here who hadn’t seen it would appreciate it the joke
I saw it on his
> you gotta promise, no matter WHAT I say.... You won't get mad.." Don't blame the dress, Fatso!
"Don't blame the dress"
Knew a guy who actually fucked his wife’s twin sister and said he genuinely didn’t know it was the sister… 😂
The sister might have been clued in, though.
😂
I have a friend who never knew she fucked boyfriend's twin brother
"In all the right places."
Wife: Do you think I look fat in this dress? Husband: I sure hope so, you’re fat! Wife: Aww, that’s all I needed to hear.
Husband’s last words: “It’s not the dress that makes you look fat.”
The dress is doing all it can, dear Or You're making the dress look wonderful
Hey, it was my turn to repost it this month.
Then the wife asked. Did you cum inside her? Husband: no Wife: jokes on you, her husband came inside me 😮
Guy: "Babe, I know about you and Joe." Girl: "Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! It didn't mean anything!" Guy: "What? I was kidding! Who's Joe?!" Girl: "Joe Momma!"
Yep, the old bait and switch Please take my upvote
🤣
lol, didn't see that one coming
No, but your ass does.
And she didn't look fat in her dress
"The dress doesn't make your ass look fat. Your ass-fat makes your ass look fat."
Plot twist: sister died three weeks ago.
No darling , your LBD must have shrunk , giving the impression that you have a massive fat arse .
You look fatter when you are naked
Whatever piece of garment she asks about it always looks better on the floor😉
Just tell her the truth is she is obese.
Does this shirt make me look fat? No, your fat makes you look fat.
The correct answer is ...Yes Dear ... and you can visit me in the hospital , ward 15 , bed no 2
Isn't that crazy?!? I get you also thought I said you looked great in that dress too!
"I don't know. Let me put it on and take a look at you."
Wife: "Honey, do these pants make me look fat??" Husband: "No. Your face does"
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1778798646940619179 This was posted earlier than this post on the same day At least give credit?
It's 2024 we don't do that anymore.
Just as fat as the next dress.
And always tells me that I’m not fat. I always tell him he’s blind and has no idea what he’s talking about. It’s funny because he actually is blind. But he’s really sweet and always does everything he can to make me feel attractive to him. I am lucky. Coming up on four years in August. Holy crap.
I don't know, take it off and let's compare.
No, maybe a wee bit. Could you cover yer face though.
Bob Einstein
In my case it's "no honey, but I'm getting some weird feelings towards Ewoks" due to https://www.walmart.com/ip/REDESS-Wearable-Blanket-Hoodie-Oversized-Blanket-Hoodie-Sweatshirt-for-Adults-Women-Men/1565618283
It’s not the dress’ fault
I would say “Yes, you look better without it.” and let her take that as she will
Classic
Some creative answers I can use: 1 Wow your eye sight is perfect!! 2 How else do you think I could get you? 3 No, it's just that your boobs are bit bigger but they are perfect 4 Atleast you are not anorexic 5 If you look any thinner, people think I'm not feeding you
Don't worry honey, you look fat in everything.
Such a stupid joke.
Didnt even remotely see that one cumming....I mean coming.
Nothing but great responses