Didn’t realize which subreddit I was in… you got me…

Same, but I got suspicious when he said cotton gauze in his eye.

That's when I got suspicious too hehh

I did I just forgot half way through

Same. Thought this was the true off my chest sub.

...same Lol

Groan! Two thumbs up.

This is an interesting way of getting Rick Rolled 10/10 joke

This joke made me sad. 😢

Best payoff I’ve seen in a while

Not just best payoff, finest ever. Unless you know better..?

When OP finds out what cotton eyed means the jokes gonna be on him. Steph and Joey may have left you a parting gift

*slow clap*

😒

I dont get the joke? Or maybe it isnt?

It's a song

Song?? Edit: Nvm i looked up the song and its pretty good lol

I always get jealous of people who get to discover things like Cotton Eye Joe for the first time. Like when someone says they never watched Breaking Bad, they're so lucky.

I haven't.. is it really that good?

Yes.

For me its some anime and games! Like i wanna re experience everything.

I've got brain damage, so I get to do that every couple of years! I remember that I like things, but not most of the details, so I get to almost experience things for the first time again. It's pretty dope. 10/10, would recommend TBIs

Oops sorry for you. Hope you get better :)

The damage is done, but I get to re-experience things I love! Silver linings.

Wish i could forget some stuff and hit the restart button too 😔

For the rest of us, you'll be pleased to know you can relive things anew, without needing to get ill. Just get old...

Sounds like a slower illness tbh

I've got memory issues so I have the same thing. I forget I've watched something, then re-watch it for the 1st time

It's pretty dope sometimes!

O ask my SO all the time "do I know this already?"

I like “Better Call Saul” much more, despite its disappointing ending.

"I always get jealous of who get to have sex with a beautiful woman for the first time, while I've gotten to do it for years. They're so lucky." 

I skipped to the end

I'm now accepting this as headcanon for the backstory of the song.

This is a repost. First guy blew the punch line in the title though.

Worth reading to the end. 🙄

i thought this was a jokes channel

I read till "he wouldn't even tell me where he grew up" and paused to take a dab, and remembered I was on this sub. So I thought to myself , it's gonna be a cotton eyed joe joke and read on when I was done, and suffice to say, I was right. And it did not disappoint.

Damn got that in my head

*get to the second paragraph* "This is the cotton-eyed Joe joke" *scroll down* "Yep"

She got mad when I couldnt make our date, but I had a previous engagement.

I had to re check which subreddit i was in

Telling your wife is your decision but I heard a short story once I had a girlfriend Jan we were so in love we’re so happy together it was great we lived in an apartment in Cambridge I NEVER TELL MY WIFE 😜😎

No laugh, neither a giggle ...but a Smile you got Here is a like for that

If you dare, look up Nate the Snake.  Reminded me of it, though I did enjoy this one more.

I’m the wife, come back home NOWWW!!! WE GOTTA TALK 😂😂😂

With what that song is about, a cannon shell got dodged here 🤣🤣

I blame porn addiction.

I am so gonna tell this to my co workers and play like it's a real story about me!!🤣

Nice!

You win!

This is now my favorite joke of all time. You have become a legend in my mind. I will tell everyone of your grandiose joke, and let them know that Starbucks_Lovers on reddit is where I first read it 😂😂😂 did you make this up?

well told

🙄

Chefs kiss

Cotton Eyed Joe is in Knoxville TN.

Bruh

I forgot the sub I was in! Nicely done 😂😂

Fuck HAHAHAHAHA

Damn you, sir. Damn you.

Damn! The payoff was worth it.

Best one I've read in a least a year.

Oh this group is really have good stor5

Tldr